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Robo-Chachi
11-01-2006, 02:00 PM
My wife bought these to give to our friends one-year-old daughter for Halloween. When I informed her eating Dots would most likely lead to the death of a one-year-old kid I ended up with them. Boy howdy do these things suck.

Phobia
11-01-2006, 02:01 PM
No. I like them. I mean, I like them enough to pillage my kid's stash once a year. I wouldn't spend money on them or anything, but....

KcMizzou
11-01-2006, 02:02 PM
Tootsie Rolls

Basileus777
11-01-2006, 02:03 PM
Anything that mixes peanut butter and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.

Robo-Chachi
11-01-2006, 02:04 PM
Tootsie Rolls

The Tootsie company is the maker of Dots.

KcMizzou
11-01-2006, 02:04 PM
The Tootsie company is the maker of Dots.Now it's all starting to make sense...

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:05 PM
Tootsie Rolls

Stop that crazy talk.

KcMizzou
11-01-2006, 02:05 PM
Anything that mixes peanut butter and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.Blasphemy

DMAC
11-01-2006, 02:07 PM
Anything that mixes coconut and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.Fixed your post.

MVChiefFan
11-01-2006, 02:07 PM
worst candy, hands down, is circus peanuts. those things are just wrong!!

DMAC
11-01-2006, 02:07 PM
worst candy, hands down, is circus peanuts. those things are just wrong!!That's funny, your avatar reminds me of circus peanuts.

fan4ever
11-01-2006, 02:08 PM
Dots are reclaimed animal by-product, just like Jello. Ever see that gooey gelatin in the bottom of the pan after the Thanksgiving Turkey has been in the fridge? Turkey flavored gelatin; same basic product as Dots. A few years ago some kids got food poisoning from Jello, because of it's animal origin.

Robo-Chachi
11-01-2006, 02:08 PM
I just remembered, when I used to work at Walgreen's we sold Crows, which were basically an all black licorece version of Dots. It wouldn't be hard to convince me they were made from the shits of Satan.

Donger
11-01-2006, 02:10 PM
Fixed your post.

Sinner! Mounds are the evidence of God on Earth. If they handed those out instead of wafers at that Catholic thing, I'd become a Catholic.

MVChiefFan
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
That's funny, your avatar reminds me of circus peanuts.


ROFL that couldn't be more true, what assclown doesn't like circus peanuts?!!

Jmart
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
Dots are the Bomb Diggity

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
Fixed your post.

Stop that crazy talk.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:11 PM
My image of hell would include a movie night where the only concession stand product was black licorice.

Robo-Chachi
11-01-2006, 02:14 PM
I don't like black licorice but for some reason I love licorice snaps, which nobody likes.

DMAC
11-01-2006, 02:14 PM
Sinner! Mounds are the evidence of God on Earth. If they handed those out instead of wafers at that Catholic thing, I'd become a Catholic.Yuck.

Coconuts are mostly on deserted islands for a reason.

Brock
11-01-2006, 02:15 PM
cherry mash is pretty disgusting.

Donger
11-01-2006, 02:17 PM
Yuck.

Coconuts are mostly on deserted islands for a reason.

Sorry, but you now go on the list.

Simplex3
11-01-2006, 02:17 PM
Anything that mixes peanut butter and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.
Anything that mixes coconut and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.
You should both be shot.

I can assume that a candy combining peanut butter and coconut would be pretty bad, though.

Brock
11-01-2006, 02:18 PM
Most of the candy I gave out last night I bought at the dollar store. I think the majority of it was imported from Pakistan. I doubt if I'll eat any of it.

jynni
11-01-2006, 02:19 PM
I said it in the Halloween candy thread and I'll say it here too.

Those damn orange and black wrapped "peanut butter" things. Has anyone ever actually eaten one?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:19 PM
I don't like black licorice but for some reason I love licorice snaps, which nobody likes.

Wait. I know the answer to this.

"Therefore, I am nobody."

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:20 PM
Most of the candy I gave out last night I bought at the dollar store. I think the majority of it was imported from Pakistan. I doubt if I'll eat any of it.

I love their Hundred Thousand Rupee bar.

Predarat
11-01-2006, 02:21 PM
I must agree about those Circus Peanuts, those things are aweful!!!!

Basileus777
11-01-2006, 02:22 PM
Candy Corn is the greatest of all candies, and is only rivaled by butterscotch.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:22 PM
Dots are gross.

Coconut... I'm weird, I like the FLAVOR of coconut, but can't stand the texture.

Simplex3
11-01-2006, 02:23 PM
Dots are gross.

Coconut... I'm weird, I like the FLAVOR of coconut, but can't stand the texture.
This from the poop guy.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:23 PM
Candy Corn is the greatest of all candies, and is only rivaled by butterscotch.

Grandpa? Is that you?

DMAC
11-01-2006, 02:24 PM
You should both be shot.

If you shot all the people that hated coconut, the world would be left with you and many gay men.

Robo-Chachi
11-01-2006, 02:25 PM
I said it in the Halloween candy thread and I'll say it here too.

Those damn orange and black wrapped "peanut butter" things. Has anyone ever actually eaten one?


Them's good eatin'.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:25 PM
This from the poop guy.
This from the guy that's not German...


Well, I'm sick... I got nuthin'.

Dartgod
11-01-2006, 02:26 PM
I said it in the Halloween candy thread and I'll say it here too.

Those damn orange and black wrapped "peanut butter" things. Has anyone ever actually eaten one?
Huh. I'm eating one now. They're great!

Redrum_69
11-01-2006, 02:27 PM
Bowl of antifreeze

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 02:28 PM
If you shot all the people that hated coconut, the world would be left with you and many gay men.


Are you kidding? Coconut is the most manly of the ... fruits? Is it a fruit? Eh, let's go with "Coconut is the most manly of the tree-borne foods. It's hard and hairy and contains both meat and milk. It takes a man of great strength and cunning merely to open it.

Brock
11-01-2006, 02:29 PM
Grandpa? Is that you?

He could have thrown in some lemon drops or horehound candy.

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:30 PM
I can honestly say I haven't met a candy I thought was "gross".

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:31 PM
I said it in the Halloween candy thread and I'll say it here too.

Those damn orange and black wrapped "peanut butter" things. Has anyone ever actually eaten one?
They are called "Peanut Butter Kisses". It's basically just peanut butter taffy.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:31 PM
Are you kidding? Coconut is the most manly of the ... fruits? Is it a fruit? Eh, let's go with "Coconut is the most manly of the tree-borne foods. It's hard and hairy and contains both meat and milk. It takes a man of great strength and cunning merely to open it.
Whatever it takes to convince yourself.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:31 PM
They are called "Peanut Butter Kisses". It's basically just peanut butter taffy.
They're ****ing gross.

ChiefsFan4Life
11-01-2006, 02:32 PM
Candy Corn, Smarties, Saltwater Taffy = worst candies ever

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:32 PM
You should both be shot.

I can assume that a candy combining peanut butter and coconut would be pretty bad, though.
Chicko stick.

It's pretty good.

http://www.typetive.com/candyblog/images/chickostick-lg.jpg

DMAC
11-01-2006, 02:33 PM
It's hard and hairy Like I said, you and many gay men.

Dartgod
11-01-2006, 02:34 PM
Candy Corn, Smarties, Saltwater Taffy = worst candies ever
Hehe. I just got done with a roll of Smarties as well.

Smarties rule!

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:34 PM
Candy Corn, Smarties, Saltwater Taffy = worst candies ever
I"ll agree with Candy Corn... Smarties are OK... saltwater taffy RULES, much like O'Doyle.

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:34 PM
Candy Corn, Smarties, Saltwater Taffy = worst candies ever
How can anyone not like saltwater taffy? James Salt Water Taffy from Atlantic City. The best, Jerry! The best!

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:35 PM
I"ll agree with Candy Corn... Smarties are OK... saltwater taffy RULES, much like O'Doyle.
Except the peanut butter kind, right?

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:36 PM
Except the peanut butter kind, right?
I don't know what those little orange and black things are, but they are NOT saltwater taffy. I really like cinammon taffy, as well as orange, strawberry and neapolitan.

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:38 PM
I don't know what those little orange and black things are, but they are NOT saltwater taffy. I really like cinammon taffy, as well as orange, strawberry and neapolitan.
Yes, they are taffy. Molasses + Peanut butter.

Brock
11-01-2006, 02:40 PM
Yes, they are taffy. Molasses + Peanut butter.

Molasses taffy isn't salt water taffy is it?

Saulbadguy
11-01-2006, 02:41 PM
Molasses taffy isn't salt water taffy is it?
"Salt water" is just a naming gimmick. Most recipes call for a little salt, but that's it.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-01-2006, 02:44 PM
I'd rather have taffy made from salt water than mole asses. :harumph:

JBucc
11-01-2006, 02:44 PM
Anything that mixes peanut butter and chocolate is by default the worst candy possible.Go to hell.

Redrum_69
11-01-2006, 02:58 PM
I tell ya whats good candy....

Brachs makes those coconut neopolitan chews that are great

Russell Stover makes some great lemon candy



Brocks' mom is like salt water taffy...you unwrap her, shes tough at first but after a few chews she'll soften up, she "comes" in many different flavors and colors, you can find her at Ozarklands scattered all across Missouri, and you cant ever stop having her just once...you need to have her multiple times. I triple-knuckled Brocks' mom.

MVChiefFan
11-01-2006, 03:24 PM
I don't like candy corn by itself but if you mix some candy corn with peanuts, that sh!ts addictive!!!

Bob Dole
11-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Calcountry
11-01-2006, 03:46 PM
You should both be shot.

I can assume that a candy combining peanut butter and coconut would be pretty bad, though.That would be a Chic o stick.

Calcountry
11-01-2006, 03:47 PM
Bowl of antifreezeGive some to your mom.

Calcountry
11-01-2006, 03:48 PM
They are called "Peanut Butter Kisses". It's basically just peanut butter taffy.THat, would be Bit o Honey.

Phobia
11-01-2006, 04:22 PM
The worst candy ever invented was candy cigarettes. I used to buy those things as a kid. Why? It was obviously chalk sprinkled in sugar and one end dipped in red food coloring to emulate a burning ember. Why did I buy that stuff? Surely they don't make that crap any longer.

JBucc
11-01-2006, 04:24 PM
I'd say the worst candy ever is liqourice. I can't stand that crap.

Phobia
11-01-2006, 04:26 PM
I'd say the worst candy ever is liqourice. I can't stand that crap.
Now you're just making stuff up.

JBucc
11-01-2006, 04:28 PM
Now you're just making stuff up.
You're right. I meant liquorice.