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Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:20 PM
I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop. So don't touch my poop. Or kiss me.

And if you get this virus, shoot yourself. I've been puking for two days. Actually, mostly just dry heaving. After the first couple pukes, all the water I'd drunk was pretty much gone.

This sucks. Dr. gave me an anti-nausea med... this shit better work. On the plus side, the 10-day script only cost me $1.42.

Simplex3
11-01-2006, 03:21 PM
:spock: I don't think we're going to have any problems here. I'm not German.

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:24 PM
Just sayin'...

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 03:24 PM
Keep us updated. Or not.

Donger
11-01-2006, 03:25 PM
I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop. So don't touch my poop. Or kiss me.

And if you get this virus, shoot yourself. I've been puking for two days. Actually, mostly just dry heaving. After the first couple pukes, all the water I'd drunk was pretty much gone.

This sucks. Dr. gave me an anti-nausea med... this shit better work. On the plus side, the 10-day script only cost me $1.42.

That's the primary reason I chose not to pursue a career in medicine. I don't think that I'd have many customers if every one of them heard, "Get the f*ck away from me! You're f*cking contagious, you freak!!"

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:26 PM
Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.

DMAC
11-01-2006, 03:28 PM
Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.Just don't put coconut in it, then you may have a few from round here.

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:29 PM
Just don't put coconut in it, then you may have a few from round here.
Yeah... I know. I don't like coconut, though, so we should be OK.

Donger
11-01-2006, 03:30 PM
Actually, the doc said as long as I didn't have a fever (which I don't) I am not contagious. But that doesn't give you any reason to touch my poop.

Where the hell did your 'doctor' get his degree? Grenada?

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:33 PM
Where the hell did your 'doctor' get his degree? Grenada?
Not sure, but I'm relatively certain he was a dwarf. He was about as big around as my thigh and only about 5'4". Damn midgets with a higher education that me.

chagrin
11-01-2006, 03:39 PM
I have a gastrointestinal virus... it's transmitted by mouth and by poop.

The question is, how did YOU get it? LOL!

DMAC
11-01-2006, 03:40 PM
The question is, how did YOU get it? LOL!ROFL

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:40 PM
I know. I don't REMEMBER touching anyone's poop!

and I thought of that question before I posted this thread

chagrin
11-01-2006, 03:50 PM
I know. I don't REMEMBER touching anyone's poop!

and I thought of that question before I posted this thread


Your Delta Tau Chi name is....Scatman!

Fire Me Boy!
11-01-2006, 03:53 PM
http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/scatmancrothers.jpg

Fish
11-01-2006, 04:02 PM
:bong:

Best anti-nausea med you can get....