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Rain Man
11-01-2006, 03:49 PM
The Defendant: Mecca

The Judicial Team

Presiding Judge: Rain Man
Chief Legal Clerk: trndobrd
Assistant Legal Clerk: banyon
Chief Bailiff: frazod
Assistant Bailiff: slag02
Court reporter and commentator: Greg63
Court reporter and commentator: SPChief
Courtroom artist: stevieray


Prosecution Team:

Donger - Lead Prosecutor
Hootie - Assistant Prosecutor
GoChiefs - Prosecuting Paralegal

Defense Team:

Redrum_69 - Lead Defender
JBucc, Logical, SNR, JohnnyV13 - Dream Team Legal Defense Team


The jury:

Adept Havelock
JimNasium
Delano
scott free
On the Warpath58
PastorMikH
Chieficus
AZChiefFan
NJChieffan
Metrolike
mmaddog
unlurking

The charges:

Charge 1. Treason in the first degree for predicting a poor season for the Chiefs.

Charge 2. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Geathers hit on Trent Green was innocent and non-fineworthy.

Charge 3. Treason in the first degree for citing that the Rolle face mask was not an act of evil visited upon a Chief by an opposing player.

Charge 4. (Remanded to lower court - no longer applicable.)

Charge 5. General mayhem.



Here is the process. In order to grant the defendant the right to a speedy trial, we will employ a shortened nine-step process.

Step 1. The prosecution and defense will make their opening statements. We will hear from the lead prosecutor and defender and any assistant prosecutors or defenders who wish to speak as well.

Step 2. The prosecution will make its case. They may call any witnesses needed and present any evidence. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only. (This is an enlightened courtroom.)

Step 3. The defense will make its case, and may cross-examine any prosecution witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 4. The prosecution may make a rebuttal, and may cross-examine any defense witnesses. At this time, the jury may ask questions for clarification purposes only.

Step 5. The prosecution will make their closing statement.

Step 6. The defense will make their closing statement.

Step 7. Jury deliberations.

Step 8. The reading of the verdict.

Step 9. If the defendant is guilty of any charges, the court will provide the sentencing.


The trial begins now, with opening statements by legal counsel.

(Banging gavel)

Bob Dole
11-01-2006, 03:51 PM
BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 03:53 PM
Guilty!

Death Sentance!


The Jury (at least one of them) has spoken!

Donger
11-01-2006, 03:53 PM
I quit.

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 03:55 PM
I quit.


YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW! WE ONLY HAVE 11 MORE JURORS TO CONVINCE!!!


You work the courtroom, I'll work the Jury in the chambers. This conviction is like a Gimme for you!

Donger
11-01-2006, 03:56 PM
YOU CAN'T QUIT NOW! WE ONLY HAVE 11 MORE JURORS TO CONVINCE!!!


You work the courtroom, I'll work the Jury in the chambers. This conviction is like a Gimme for you!

Right. Where's the fun in that? I nominate GoChiefs be elevated to lead prosecution monkey.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 03:57 PM
(Banging gavel)

Order in the court! Order in the court!

StcChief
11-01-2006, 03:57 PM
dodged Jury duty YET AGAIN....

Which answer threw me out of pool....just curious.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 03:57 PM
I quit.

Fish
11-01-2006, 03:57 PM
http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/092197/ELECTRIC_CHAIR_PRISON_M.jpg

JBucc
11-01-2006, 04:12 PM
Well this trial has gone to shit. I give up. Hang the ****er.

bogie
11-01-2006, 04:15 PM
ROFL

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 04:19 PM
We the jury are running up a MONUMENTAL room service & porn bill while you, the servants of our fine city, dawdle........

Garcia Bronco
11-01-2006, 04:22 PM
Your honor. He is a voice of reason in a sea of homers. All charges should be dropped!

Phobia
11-01-2006, 04:25 PM
I refuse to participate in this simulation until the bomber thing is completed.

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 04:29 PM
Say Scott Free, would you mind taking notes today? JimN and I are going to golf for a bit and charge it to our room.

Thanks man! I owe you!

DaFace
11-01-2006, 04:33 PM
I'm sitting in the courtroom, observing the chaos. Don't be surprised if I jump up yelling obscenities at the defendant from time to time and cry with joy upon hearing the sentence.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 05:29 PM
To sweeten the pot, the attorney who wins the case may specify my avatar for a period of two weeks after the case.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 05:36 PM
OK, I'm taking the case. Here's my opening statement:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury:

Mecca is stupid. I think you'll all agree with me on this point. We're here today to determine just how stupid he really is, and the penalties for such stupidity. Thankyou.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 05:42 PM
The court thanks gochiefs for his opening statement.

And for the jury's convenience, please find a note pad and paper in the cupholder in front of you.

sedated
11-01-2006, 05:45 PM
Your honor. He is a voice of reason in a sea of homers. All charges should be dropped!

:eek:

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 05:45 PM
Say Scott Free, would you mind taking notes today? JimN and I are going to golf for a bit and charge it to our room.

Thanks man! I owe you!
No prob Pastor, i'll charge my fee for that to the room as well.

Frazod
11-01-2006, 05:47 PM
(Banging gavel)

Order in the court! Order in the court!
When he bangs that goddamn thing, y'all better STFU. Don't make me go Frigidaire on your asses. :grr:

siberian khatru
11-01-2006, 05:49 PM
Your honor. He is a voice of reason in a sea of homers. All charges should be dropped!

Garcia with the amicus brief from the ACLU.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 05:53 PM
Is the defense team in the loo?

SLAG
11-01-2006, 05:54 PM
When he bangs that goddamn thing, y'all better STFU. Don't make me go Frigidaire on your asses. :grr:


:mad:

Baconeater
11-01-2006, 06:10 PM
I refuse to participate in this simulation until the bomber thing is completed.
Don't forget he also left us all in Singapore in the offseason odyssey.

SNR
11-01-2006, 06:13 PM
A word from an assisting defense attorney:

When I was five years old I went to go see Mt. Rushmore with my family. It was never much to me since my parents wouldn't let me take pictures or anything. Whenever I saw pictures of that vacation, I could never appreciate them for what they were... not MY pictures. For once I wanted a part in the historiography of our family's time together, especially on vacation. I worked enough jobs around the house for my dad to earn some money, and really enough to buy a camera and some film, but they my parents would never allow it because my grandparents always gave us cameras on our 10th birthday and I didn't want to go ahead and buy something that would be immediately taken away from me. So I was bitter. Very bitter. Especially when I was supposed to be enjoying family vacations and other happy moments. When I was eight years old, two years away from that magic age, I went swimming in a pool and was sitting on top one of those giant floating crocodiles that you can put like, 4 or 5 people on. I was laughing and having a good time until I wanted to get off. I stood up and jumped off, in the process flipping the entire crocodile with everyone on it. It rolled over and hit me on the head as I was coming out of the water. I was dazed for several seconds until I realized I couldn't breathe, and the pain in my head was immense. I tried swimming a quick two feet, but I had actually turned myself around and was swimming underwater the long ways against the crocodile. I kept going and going thinking this was still the short way but it wasn't. I was starting to panic. I tried swimming up and pushing the crocodile out of the water, but it was made out of this hard material. It was too heavy for me. Also going through my head while struggling to get out from under the crocodile was why it had been around 20 seconds and no one had bothered to notice that I still hadn't come up out of the water. Everyone had moved off and was doing their own thing, no doubt still pissed that I had knocked them off the crocodile. I couldn't believe their lack of sympathy for my own life. They weren't concerned that I hadn't yet found a way to swim under the crocodile and breathe, a simple task in itself, but yet it still was not accomplished. I imagined even if I found myself swimming up from under it, they would chew me out for what? Having done nothing wrong? No, because I ruined peoples' fun. This drew me back to getting a camera. I really, really, really wanted a camera at age 5 at that specific moment in the vacation and I was denied. I was sick of being a little kid. For that moment on, I decided I was going to quit letting people push me around. I grabbed the tail of the crocodile and with all my strength I shoved it aside, knocking more people off and I finally arose from under the water. Nobody even seemed to notice that I was a dick, or was trying to act like one. I felt so ignored. If only I had had a camera, I wouldn't feel like this at age 8, so young, and so impressionable. This would affect my personality and being for the rest of my life. I transformed into a bright, happy kid into an assholish, cynical prick. I began to see that if I could do something to maybe ruin peoples lives... like get criminals out of bad deeds they had committed, I could satisfy my need to crush other peoples' hopes all because I couldn't escape from that crocodile's underside. Needless to say, I did not go to law school at all. It bored me. I became a musician. But I always had my sights set on it. Well, now it is my time to achieve my love of hurting people by being a dickheaded defense attourney. That is why I am here, after all. Because of a camera and a crocodile. On the bright side, though, I now have my own camera. In fact, I own several. They're alright. Photography isn't a strong suit of mine but I enjoy capturing special moments... sunsets and scenery and stuff like that. Good views, know what I'm saying? And I have yet to see another one of those ****ing crocodiles.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time. Mecca is not guilty. God bless.

unlurking
11-01-2006, 06:16 PM
When's lunch?

unlurking
11-01-2006, 06:17 PM
A word from an assisting defense attorney:

When I was five years old I went to go see Mt. Rushmore with my family...

blah blah blah blah

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time. Mecca is not guilty. God bless.

Good thing I brought my PSP!

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 06:21 PM
A word from an assisting defense attorney:

When I was five years old I went to go see Mt. Rushmore with my family. It was never much to me since my parents wouldn't let me take pictures or anything. Whenever I saw pictures of that vacation, I could never appreciate them for what they were... not MY pictures. For once I wanted a part in the historiography of our family's time together, especially on vacation. I worked enough jobs around the house for my dad to earn some money, and really enough to buy a camera and some film, but they my parents would never allow it because my grandparents always gave us cameras on our 10th birthday and I didn't want to go ahead and buy something that would be immediately taken away from me. So I was bitter. Very bitter. Especially when I was supposed to be enjoying family vacations and other happy moments. When I was eight years old, two years away from that magic age, I went swimming in a pool and was sitting on top one of those giant floating crocodiles that you can put like, 4 or 5 people on. I was laughing and having a good time until I wanted to get off. I stood up and jumped off, in the process flipping the entire crocodile with everyone on it. It rolled over and hit me on the head as I was coming out of the water. I was dazed for several seconds until I realized I couldn't breathe, and the pain in my head was immense. I tried swimming a quick two feet, but I had actually turned myself around and was swimming underwater the long ways against the crocodile. I kept going and going thinking this was still the short way but it wasn't. I was starting to panic. I tried swimming up and pushing the crocodile out of the water, but it was made out of this hard material. It was too heavy for me. Also going through my head while struggling to get out from under the crocodile was why it had been around 20 seconds and no one had bothered to notice that I still hadn't come up out of the water. Everyone had moved off and was doing their own thing, no doubt still pissed that I had knocked them off the crocodile. I couldn't believe their lack of sympathy for my own life. They weren't concerned that I hadn't yet found a way to swim under the crocodile and breathe, a simple task in itself, but yet it still was not accomplished. I imagined even if I found myself swimming up from under it, they would chew me out for what? Having done nothing wrong? No, because I ruined peoples' fun. This drew me back to getting a camera. I really, really, really wanted a camera at age 5 at that specific moment in the vacation and I was denied. I was sick of being a little kid. For that moment on, I decided I was going to quit letting people push me around. I grabbed the tail of the crocodile and with all my strength I shoved it aside, knocking more people off and I finally arose from under the water. Nobody even seemed to notice that I was a dick, or was trying to act like one. I felt so ignored. If only I had had a camera, I wouldn't feel like this at age 8, so young, and so impressionable. This would affect my personality and being for the rest of my life. I transformed into a bright, happy kid into an assholish, cynical prick. I began to see that if I could do something to maybe ruin peoples lives... like get criminals out of bad deeds they had committed, I could satisfy my need to crush other peoples' hopes all because I couldn't escape from that crocodile's underside. Needless to say, I did not go to law school at all. It bored me. I became a musician. But I always had my sights set on it. Well, now it is my time to achieve my love of hurting people by being a dickheaded defense attourney. That is why I am here, after all. Because of a camera and a crocodile. On the bright side, though, I now have my own camera. In fact, I own several. They're alright. Photography isn't a strong suit of mine but I enjoy capturing special moments... sunsets and scenery and stuff like that. Good views, know what I'm saying? And I have yet to see another one of those ****ing crocodiles.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time. Mecca is not guilty. God bless.
DAAAYYUUMMM, thats a heartbreaker bro'...so how many people are buried under your house??? If none then i commend you.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:22 PM
Don't forget he also left us all in Singapore in the offseason odyssey.

I was hoping people had forgotten about that.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:24 PM
I was hoping people had forgotten about that.

Yeah, that was total BS. Next offseason we're touring the solar system, Singapore be damned!

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:24 PM
The court thanks Mr. SNR, Esq., for his opening statement. Again, the jury will note that a note pad and paper have been provided for your convenience, along with a package of PEZ (candy only, no dispenser).

Donger
11-01-2006, 06:32 PM
WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:33 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury:

We, the prosecution, submit that Mecca is really stupid. As evidence, we present exhibit A:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/search.php?searchid=136662

The prosecution calls MERRIL HOGE to the stand.

DaFace
11-01-2006, 06:34 PM
The court thanks Mr. SNR, Esq., for his opening statement. Again, the jury will note that a note pad and paper have been provided for your convenience, along with a package of PEZ (candy only, no dispenser).

What good is PEZ with no dispenser? It's not like the candy tastes good by itself. It's almost as bad as candy corn.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:36 PM
WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.

The court awaits your opening statement. All lead and assistant attorneys are invited to make opening statements. Keep in mind, though, that we do have certain minimum standards.

milkman
11-01-2006, 06:37 PM
WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.

Incontrovertable?

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:39 PM
I, Merril Hoge, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:40 PM
Mister Hoge, what is your profession?

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:40 PM
I'm an expert ESPN NFL Studio Analyst.

Dartgod
11-01-2006, 06:41 PM
I'm an expert ESPN NFL Studio Analyst.LIAR!

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:41 PM
I see. As part of your profession, what level of knowledge concerning the national football league are you required to possess?

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:42 PM
LIAR!

YOUR HONOR! The court is badgering my witness!

Donger
11-01-2006, 06:42 PM
Incontrovertable?

Heh. I didn't think that looked right. It's 'incontrovertible.'

I always misspell that, and I can't 'colloquialism' for the life of me.

Dartgod
11-01-2006, 06:43 PM
I see. As part of your profession, what level of knowledge concerning the national football league are you required to possess?
Very little, apparently.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:43 PM
I see. As part of your profession, what level of knowledge concerning the national football league are you required to possess?

I'm required to have Level Sextillion knowledge, otherwise known as supreme omnipotent knowledge. Basically, I'm really smart.

Baconeater
11-01-2006, 06:43 PM
No one told me there would be Pez.

DaFace
11-01-2006, 06:44 PM
YOUR HONOR! The court is badgering my witness!

http://www.mrkay.org/projects/totems/badger.jpg

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:44 PM
I'm required to have Level Sextillion knowledge, otherwise known as supreme omnipotent knowledge. Basically, I'm really smart.

I see. Mr. Hoge, before you worked for ESPN, you were a player in the NFL, is that right?

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
I see. Mr. Hoge, before you worked for ESPN, you were a player in the NFL, is that right?

That's correct. I was a great player. Fantastic.

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
I'm an expert ESPN NFL Studio Analyst.
You were the last of the white guy 1000 yard backs Hoggie :clap:

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
YOUR HONOR! The court is badgering my witness!

I'll allow it.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
That's correct. I was a great player. Fantastic.

During your playing career, how many concussions did you sustain?

Donger
11-01-2006, 06:45 PM
http://www.mrkay.org/projects/totems/badger.jpg

I f*cking hate badgers. They're evil. Everyone thinks they are so cute, but they are nasty creatures.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:46 PM
I f*cking hate badgers. They're evil. Everyone thinks they are so cute, but they are nasty creatures.

Overruled. That's hearsay.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:47 PM
During your playing career, how many concussions did you sustain?

Alot. Like, 27? I'm not sure. It's hazy. But quite a few, to be sure.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:48 PM
Alot. Like, 27? I'm not sure. It's hazy. But quite a few, to be sure.

I see. So, as a veteran concussionee, how often would you say that concussions are the result of a definite cheap shot?

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:49 PM
I see. So, as a veteran concussionee, how often would you say that concussions are the result of a definite cheap shot?

It depends. How long am I out?

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:49 PM
It depends. How long am I out?

Oh, let's say, just a few minutes. No longer.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:51 PM
Oh, let's say, just a few minutes. No longer.

If I was knocked out because of a concussion for a few minutes, I'd say it was definitely a cheap shot. Anyone who suffered a similar side effect was clearly the victim of a cold, heartless, dirty, rat-bastard, cheap shot.

SNR
11-01-2006, 06:51 PM
I see. So, as a veteran concussionee, how often would you say that concussions are the result of a definite cheap shot?OBJECTION! The prosecuting attourney has been dreaming of this moment for Huard ever since the Chiefs signed him. That is completely unfair!

milkman
11-01-2006, 06:52 PM
Heh. I didn't think that looked right. It's 'incontrovertible.'

I always misspell that, and I can't 'colloquialism' for the life of me.

I've never had a reason to use that word, much less spell it.

I don't run into many people that use colloquial expressions, and there isn't much that has colloquial look or feel to it out here on the central coast of Cal.

I live in a cookie cutter environment.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:52 PM
OBJECTION! The prosecuting attourney has been dreaming of this moment for Huard ever since the Chiefs signed him. That is completely unfair!

Overruled. Mr. Hoge is a registered expert on concussions.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:54 PM
If I was knocked out because of a concussion for a few minutes, I'd say it was definitely a cheap shot. Anyone who suffered a similar side effect was clearly the victim of a cold, heartless, dirty, rat-bastard, cheap shot.

Please note Mr. Hoge's testimony in the record on this matter.

The prosecution presents exhibit B, a photograph of Trent Green strapped to a gurney:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7245/greentrent060910bii9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Hoge, the man in this photo is the victim of a concussion. Given the gurney and the restraints, would you say this concussion was the result of a cheap shot, given your extensive experience in these matters?

bogie
11-01-2006, 06:54 PM
I forget, is there any press in the court room?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 06:54 PM
If I was knocked out because of a concussion for a few minutes, I'd say it was definitely a cheap shot. Anyone who suffered a similar side effect was clearly the victim of a cold, heartless, dirty, rat-bastard, cheap shot.

This is basically out of line as you take your personal view and put it upon everything and take it to another level........You can be knocked out on something that is not a cheapshot.......you should probably take time to be more precise with your theory otherwise you are just blanketing numerous situations with your comment.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 06:54 PM
Please note Mr. Hoge's testimony in the record on this matter.

The prosecution presents exhibit B, a photograph of Trent Green strapped to a gurney:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7245/greentrent060910bii9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Hoge, the man in this photo is the victim of a concussion. Given the gurney and the restraints, would you say this concussion was the result of a cheap shot, given your extensive experience in these matters?

Absolutely. I'd say he was definitely the victim of a nasty cheap shot.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:55 PM
This is basically out of line as you take your personal view and put it upon everything and take it to another level........You can be knocked out on something that is not a cheapshot.......you should probably take time to be more precise with your theory otherwise you are just blanketing numerous situations with your comment.

OBJECTION! Your honor my witness is NOT ON TRIAL!!!

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 06:56 PM
Absolutely. I'd say he was definitely the victim of a nasty cheap shot.

No further questions your honor.

Your witness, defense team.

Mecca
11-01-2006, 06:56 PM
Please note Mr. Hoge's testimony in the record on this matter.

The prosecution presents exhibit B, a photograph of Trent Green strapped to a gurney:

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7245/greentrent060910bii9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Hoge, the man in this photo is the victim of a concussion. Given the gurney and the restraints, would you say this concussion was the result of a cheap shot, given your extensive experience in these matters?

Let's not point out that guys get taken out of games on stretchers as precautionary matters quite often making things look worse than they are.......

ENDelt260
11-01-2006, 06:58 PM
Is f*cking gochiefs questioning himself?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 06:58 PM
Is f*cking gochiefs questioning himself?

It's obviously a lonely existance.......

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 06:59 PM
I forget, is there any press in the court room?

We have two court reporters and, as of today, a courtroom artist.

BigRedChief
11-01-2006, 06:59 PM
I quit.

You kicked me off the jury and now your work is done?
http://www.forumspile.com/Ban-Roman.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-01-2006, 07:00 PM
Is f*cking gochiefs questioning himself?
Yes..a mod knows!!!! :)

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:01 PM
This is basically out of line as you take your personal view and put it upon everything and take it to another level........You can be knocked out on something that is not a cheapshot.......you should probably take time to be more precise with your theory otherwise you are just blanketing numerous situations with your comment.

No comments from the gallery. We must - WHOA! This is the defendant. Perhaps one of the defense attorneys would like to present Mr. Mecca as a witness and put him on the stand?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:01 PM
No further questions your honor.

Your witness, defense team.

Would a member of the defense team like to cross-examine Mr. Hoge?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:03 PM
I should just defend myself........as it appears this defense team is really star studded.......

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:03 PM
Would a member of the defense team like to cross-examine Mr. Hoge?

Hell I could ask him questions........

bogie
11-01-2006, 07:04 PM
We have two court reporters and, as of today, a courtroom artist.

I'm glad you have a courtroom artist because this thread is worthless without pictures.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:04 PM
I should just defend myself........as it appears this defense team is really star studded.......

The defense may indeed choose to self-represent, though I will warn you that you may no longer claim incompetent counsel if you do so.

Bill Parcells
11-01-2006, 07:05 PM
Would a member of the defense team like to cross-examine Mr. Hoge/GoChiefs?
:hmmm:

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:05 PM
The defense may indeed choose to self-represent, though I will warn you that you may no longer claim incompetent counsel if you do so.

Me claim incompetence? How long have you known me again.......

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 07:06 PM
Does the jury have any questions?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:07 PM
Hell I could ask him questions........

Mr. Hoge is on the stand, with Mecca cross-examining. Carry on.

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:08 PM
I have several questions for Mr. Hodge.....

Easy 6
11-01-2006, 07:09 PM
Does the jury have any questions?
Were to busy watchin' Barely Legal #19 and eatin' $40 pizza...proceed.

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:09 PM
Firstly I'd just like to say.......what qualifies you, Merrill Hodge as an expert on concussions? Suffering from them in your playing days doesn't make you an expert. I've had a knee surgery that doesn't mean I know as much as an orthopedic surgeon so do you really think you are an "expert" on this as say a neurosurgeon would be?

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:10 PM
Suffering from them in your playing days doesn't make you an expert.

Yes it does. I even won millions of dollars from a Chicago Bears' team doctor in a lawsuit.

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:13 PM
:mad:
IIRC, a condition of my job was shooting you. So since you're dead, STFU

:evil:

JimNasium
11-01-2006, 07:15 PM
Excuse me but may I ask the judge a question that might help the jury clarify some issues?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:16 PM
Excuse me but may I ask the judge a question that might help the jury clarify some issues?

We have a clarifying question from the jury. Please proceed.

JimNasium
11-01-2006, 07:16 PM
We have a clarifying question from the jury. Please proceed.
WTF is going on here?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:17 PM
Yes it does. I even won millions of dollars from a Chicago Bears' team doctor in a lawsuit.

That means you had a good lawyer not that you know as much about the situation as a person trained in the field.

So not only are you basically an untrained amatuer in this field just voicing his opinion.......You've fully admitted already to having a hazy memory. It's also true at the halftime of a game you once said you thought you were in Tampa because you could hear the ocean while you were in Chicago in reality.....

Why should anyone here even believe you are a competent expert, you admit to being hazy. You admit to suffering concussions and there is evidence, even your retirement, that points to your brain being scrambled on numerous occasions.

Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:19 PM
Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......

As you know, I get paid millions of dollars by ESPN. I know what I'm talking about. Do you have any idea how many arguments I've won against Ron Jaworski? That guy never suffered a single concussion.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:19 PM
WTF is going on here?

For the sake of providing the defendant with a speedy trial, we are apparently combining steps 1 through 5 of the judicial process. Now, pay attention and take notes.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:20 PM
That means you had a good lawyer not that you know as much about the situation as a person trained in the field.

So not only are you basically an untrained amatuer in this field just voicing his opinion.......You've fully admitted already to having a hazy memory. It's also true at the halftime of a game you once said you thought you were in Tampa because you could hear the ocean while you were in Chicago in reality.....

Why should anyone here even believe you are a competent expert, you admit to being hazy. You admit to suffering concussions and there is evidence, even your retirement, that points to your brain being scrambled on numerous occasions.

Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......

The witness shall answer the questions.

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:20 PM
For the sake of providing the defendant with a speedy trial, we are apparently combining steps 1 through 5 of the judicial process. Now, pay attention and take notes.

And also, STFU

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:20 PM
Oh. The witness is already answering the questions. Continue.

stevieray
11-01-2006, 07:21 PM
scribbling...

stevieray
11-01-2006, 07:21 PM
...

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:22 PM
As you know, I get paid millions of dollars by ESPN. I know what I'm talking about. Do you have any idea how many arguments I've won against Ron Jaworski? That guy never suffered a single concussion.

Another obvious lie......Ron Jaworski fully admits to suffering over 20 concussions in his playing days.

But seeing as you are here I shall ask you a few questions pertaining to what happened.......

You are paid by ESPN to be an anaylst correct? To basically just give your opinion about things, but you are one of the bottom rung guys seeing as you never make it to sportscenter or sunday countdown......you get stuck on matchup and ESPNEWS is this correct?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:23 PM
I don't think my ears are that big, but otherwise it's pretty good.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 07:26 PM
Another obvious lie......

OBJECTION!!! My witness is NOT ON TRIAL! Accusing him of perjury is most upsetting!

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:27 PM
OBJECTION!!! My witness is NOT ON TRIAL! Accusing him of perjury is most upsetting!

Ron Jaworki's own personal statements and medical records prove it to be a lie......maybe he should watch what he says before saying it.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:27 PM
You are paid by ESPN to be an anaylst correct?

Correct.

To basically just give your opinion about things, but you are one of the bottom rung guys seeing as you never make it to sportscenter or sunday countdown......you get stuck on matchup and ESPNEWS is this correct?

That's also correct, but it's by choice. Michael Irvin's brain has been eaten by cocaine.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 07:28 PM
Ron Jaworki's own personal statements and medical records prove it to be a lie......maybe he should watch what he says before saying it.

OBJECTION! This is hearsay! Ron Jaworski is not here today!

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:28 PM
OBJECTION!!! My witness is NOT ON TRIAL! Accusing him of perjury is most upsetting!

STFU

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:29 PM
Uh huh be it as it may you are on the lower rungs of the totem pole up in Bristol. So let us take a look ESPN doesn't feel the need to make you a top guy....for whatever reason it may be. And you've already made the statement that you felt the play was a cheapshot.

The question is, did the play/offending player deserved to be fined....a simple yes or no will suffice.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:30 PM
Ron Jaworki's own personal statements and medical records prove it to be a lie......maybe he should watch what he says before saying it.

The court requests that the defense and/or prosecution provide a link regarding Mr. Jaworski's medical concussion history.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:31 PM
The question is, did the play/offending player deserved to be fined....a simple yes or no will suffice.

Yes.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:32 PM
Uh huh be it as it may you are on the lower rungs of the totem pole up in Bristol. So let us take a look ESPN doesn't feel the need to make you a top guy....for whatever reason it may be. And you've already made the statement that you felt the play was a cheapshot.

The question is, did the play/offending player deserved to be fined....a simple yes or no will suffice.

Just to clarify, is the defense speaking of the Green/Geathers incident, or an event pertaining to Mr. Jaworski or Mr. Hoge?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Just to clarify, is the defense speaking of the Green/Geathers incident, or an event pertaining to Mr. Jaworski or Mr. Hoge?

Speaking of Green/Geathers.....


So you feel that Geathers deserved to be fined.....Did not the NFL governing body rule that it was a legal play and not impose a fine?

OldTownChief
11-01-2006, 07:35 PM
Hoge has been a strong witness for the prosecution, I've made up my mind.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:37 PM
Speaking of Green/Geathers.....


So you feel that Geathers deserved to be fined.....Did not the NFL governing body rule that it was a legal play and not impose a fine?

The answer, Mr. Hoge?

PinkFloyd
11-01-2006, 07:38 PM
Just to clarify, is the defense speaking of the Green/Geathers incident, or an event pertaining to Mr. Jaworski or Mr. Hoge?


I must be in the wrong court room... I was looking for the OJ trial...

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:38 PM
So you feel that Geathers deserved to be fined.....Did not the NFL governing body rule that it was a legal play and not impose a fine?

Sure, but they've been wrong before.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:38 PM
The question must be answered by Mr. Hoge, not by the prosecution team.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:40 PM
I must be in the wrong court room... I was looking for the OJ trial...

Three courtrooms down, and 12 years back.

PinkFloyd
11-01-2006, 07:41 PM
Three courtrooms down, and 12 years back.


Sorry -- I just woke up from a concussion !! :p

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:41 PM
Any more questions? Mel Kiper and I are going to run a train on that Rachel Nichols chick.

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:42 PM
Sorry -- I just woke up from a concussion !! :p

Get out. And STFU


I'm really starting to enjoy this. :)

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:43 PM
Sure, but they've been wrong before.

So let me get this right.........you a 4th/5th team anaylst for ESPN, being that low must show something about what your employer thinks of you considering some of the other people employed there......thinks he knows more than the people in charge of running the NFL? The people in charge of the biggest most popular sport in North America.......Mr. Hodge do you realize how completely out of touch that is? Not to mention your background which we have discussed of being hazy and having your own concussion and brain trauma issues.

I think it could be said that you Merrill Hodge, have a bias in this situation. Being that you have suffered from concussions you feel for the recipient because you were there. You don't look at it objectivly as say the NFL office would.......people who are paid to evaluate these things with no emotions just on the pure facts of the matter.

OldTownChief
11-01-2006, 07:43 PM
In other news: Carrie Underwood has made three straight #1 singles.

Merril Hoge
11-01-2006, 07:44 PM
OK. We done here? That firecrotch is waitin.'

PinkFloyd
11-01-2006, 07:45 PM
Get out. And STFU


I'm really starting to enjoy this. :)


Took you long enough to say that... ROFL

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:46 PM
Took you long enough to say that... ROFL

Sorry. The bailiff was playing minesweeper. :D

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:47 PM
OK. We done here? That firecrotch is waitin.'

You are obviously a high character witness.........in closing I'd just like to point out that after all of the chips from this witness were layed out that you sir have been exposed as a fraud.....you are no doctor or expert you are just another person with a personal opinion

The only thing you are an expert on is a "factor back" and even people who watch your shows still don't know what that is.

No further questions.

PinkFloyd
11-01-2006, 07:48 PM
Sorry. The bailiff was playing minesweeper. :D


Check out the nice blonde in the front row... She's not wearing panties !!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

Mecca
11-01-2006, 07:49 PM
The defendant myself needs to shower in the real world.......so I shall take a recess.

Frazod
11-01-2006, 07:50 PM
Check out the nice blonde in the front row... She's not wearing panties !!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

That's redrum's mom.

PinkFloyd
11-01-2006, 07:51 PM
:Lin: :Lin:

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 07:52 PM
If the court will allow it, I have another witness.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:54 PM
Mr. Hoge may step down unless another member of the defense or prosecution needs you later. Thank you for your service, and the court will declare a short recess. Dibs on the jungle gym.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 07:56 PM
If the court will allow it, I have another witness.

You may call your witness.

stevieray
11-01-2006, 07:58 PM
...

SNR
11-01-2006, 08:01 PM
Yeah, uh... I'm just gonna do some work... glad to see the defense team is working hard...

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:02 PM
Yeah, uh... I'm just gonna do some work... glad to see the defense team is working hard...

Legal research cannot be underestimated as a tool for attorneys.

stevieray
11-01-2006, 08:05 PM
...

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:07 PM
The prosecution calls Antrell Rolle to the stand.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:11 PM
Bailiff, please remove Mr. Hamms from the courtroom and shoot him once in the back of the head. The chick in the picture can stay.

Mr. Antrel Rolle is called to the stand.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:11 PM
Whoa. I just had a subliminal picture beamed into my noggin. The girl looked bored, though.

OldTownChief
11-01-2006, 08:11 PM
Cleanup on isle 5 in the Q&A with LJ thread.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:12 PM
How's GoChiefs doing? Is my plan working?

OldTownChief
11-01-2006, 08:13 PM
Whoa. I just had a subliminal picture beamed into my noggin. The girl looked bored, though.

It's a re-occuring subliminal picture.

Antrell Rolle
11-01-2006, 08:13 PM
I swea' to tell'a tha whole ta-ruth and nuttin' but it. HOLLA!

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:13 PM
It's a re-occuring subliminal picture.

Does she look bored in each one?

Frazod
11-01-2006, 08:13 PM
Bailiff, please remove Mr. Hamms from the courtroom and shoot him once in the back of the head. The chick in the picture can stay.

Mr. Antrel Rolle is called to the stand.

No problem, boss. He's been whacked. :bang:

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:14 PM
Mr. Rolle, what is your profession?

Antrell Rolle
11-01-2006, 08:17 PM
Mr. Rolle, what is your profession?

Straight balla fo' da Arizona Cardinals.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Straight balla fo' da Arizona Cardinals.

Where did you attend university?

Antrell Rolle
11-01-2006, 08:18 PM
Where did you attend university?

At DA U.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:20 PM
At DA U.

The University of Miami? Isn't that football program known to have a bit of a thuggish reputation?

Antrell Rolle
11-01-2006, 08:20 PM
The University of Miami? Isn't that football program known to have a bit of a thuggish reputation?

We rip ya mother****in' head off. FO SHO!!! What's it TO YA, CUZ?

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:23 PM
We rip ya mother****in' head off. FO SHO!!! What's it TO YA, CUZ?

The defense presents Exhibit C, a photograph of Mr. Rolle delivering a vicious facemask to Chiefs running back Larry Johnson.

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/1888/083sportsnews03hv9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Mr. Rolle, given your football background, and the nature of this photo, would you agree this tackle was somewhat dirty?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 08:23 PM
This is a very poor representatin of Mr. Rolle.....he does not speak that way. If you've ever heard him speak he's well spoken.

Antrell Rolle
11-01-2006, 08:24 PM
Mr. Rolle, given your football background, and the nature of this photo, would you agree this tackle was somewhat dirty?

Shit son, I almost ripped his motha****in' head off. STRAIGHT UP! HOLLA!!!

milkman
11-01-2006, 08:24 PM
Unbiased observer handing a note to Mecca.

"I think this witness might be an imposter since the name is spelled "Antrel".

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:25 PM
Shit son, I almost ripped his motha****in' head off. STRAIGHT UP! HOLLA!!!

No further questions your honor.

Your witness, defense team.

Mecca
11-01-2006, 08:26 PM
Unbiased observer handing a note to Mecca.

"I think this witness might be an imposter since the name is spelled "Antrel".

Basically.......I'm also amused that he's trying to make Rolle out as a thug.....a guy who stayed in college 4 years and has a father who is a chief of police.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:27 PM
This is a very poor representatin of Mr. Rolle.....he does not speak that way. If you've ever heard him speak he's well spoken.

Is the defense alleging that Mr. Rolle is not treating the judical process with the proper decorum, or is the defense alleging that this witness is indeed an imposter, as has been suggested by a member of the gallery?

Mecca
11-01-2006, 08:29 PM
Is the defense alleging that Mr. Rolle is not treating the judical process with the proper decorum, or is the defense alleging that this witness is indeed an imposter, as has been suggested by a member of the gallery?

Well....he doesn't speak like Antrel Rolle....or even have the name spelled properly. Or for that matter seem to even know that much about Antrel Rolle.

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 08:29 PM
The court thanks gochiefs for his opening statement.

And for the jury's convenience, please find a note pad and paper in the cupholder in front of you.



'Scuse me your honor, I found the paper, and the note pad. Do you by chance have a pen or pencil I can borrow?


BTW, I'd also like for you to let Mr Mecca know that the Jury will hold EVERYTHING he says against him.


Thank you sir.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:29 PM
Whew! I'm glad I quit. I didn't know this trial was going to be about American football and stuff.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:30 PM
Why is the defendant speaking?

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:31 PM
If the defense has no further proceedings or witnesses, I have a closing statement.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:31 PM
This is a very poor representatin of Mr. Rolle.....he does not speak that way. If you've ever heard him speak he's well spoken.

Oh no. "He's well-spoken"

The kiss of death for every educated black man.

Donger
11-01-2006, 08:32 PM
If the defense has no further proceedings or witnesses, I have a closing statement.

I bet that it has missing apostrophes.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:35 PM
In the wake of this disturbing allegation about the witness, the court orders the jury to disregard the testimony of Mr. "Antrell Rolle" until the prosecution can provide a notarized confirmation of his identity.

And on a procedural note, closing statements may be made only after all attorneys have presented their witnesses.

Count Zarth
11-01-2006, 08:36 PM
the court orders the jury to disregard the testimony of Mr. "Antrell Rolle" until the prosecution can provide a notarized confirmation of his identity.
.

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1025/rolleuf16gt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 08:37 PM
Does the jury have any questions?


I don't at post 190. I may by the time I get to the front.


I guess I do have one question, can we vote Guilty yet?

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:39 PM
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1025/rolleuf16gt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Hmm. Okay...the court will allow Mr. Rolle's testimony.

Rain Man
11-01-2006, 08:40 PM
The court will declare a short recess, since the judge really, really has to get a presentation done for tomorrow.

(Banging gavel)

Mecca
11-01-2006, 08:41 PM
Anyone can get an autographed picture......

milkman
11-01-2006, 08:42 PM
Anyone can get an autographed picture......

With the correct spelling.

milkman
11-01-2006, 08:43 PM
The court will declare a short recess, since the judge really, really has to get a presentation done for tomorrow.

(Banging gavel)

Unbiased observer to no one in particular.

"This judge is just as bad as NFL refs."

OldTownChief
11-01-2006, 08:43 PM
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1025/rolleuf16gt4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


ROFL

JBucc
11-01-2006, 08:44 PM
Sorry I'm late. Has the trial started yet?

Bill Parcells
11-01-2006, 08:44 PM
The court will declare a short recess, since the judge really, really has to get a presentation done for tomorrow.

(Banging gavel)
Well done your honor..I am glad the proceedings were expedited!!!

Sincerely,

bill parcells

milkman
11-01-2006, 08:45 PM
Unbiased observer to no one in particular.

"This judge is just as bad as NFL refs."

"I wonder how much the prosecution is paying him?"

Baconeater
11-01-2006, 08:47 PM
The court will declare a short recess, since the judge really, really has to get a presentation done for tomorrow.

(Banging gavel)
Woo hoo! Recess! Last one to the jungle gym is a rotten egg!

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 08:49 PM
Why is the defendant speaking?



I don't know, but I do believe the proverb, "Better to let people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" is being proven true. I also know that the more stuff he types that I have to read, the stiffer the penalty will be once he is found guilty.

JohnnyV13
11-01-2006, 09:31 PM
Guilty!

Death Sentance!


The Jury (at least one of them) has spoken!


<----Files motion to dismiss PastorMikH from the jury on the grounds of juror misconduct. Jurors are not allowed to express opinions about the case until all evidence is in, even among themselves. Defense requests the 1st alternative juror be seated in Pastor's place.

OK OK OK...i know...real court rules are not allowed. Sigh, no wonder I wasn't appointed lead counsel.

SNR
11-01-2006, 09:36 PM
<----Files motion to dismiss PastorMikH from the jury on the grounds of juror misconduct. Jurors are not allowed to express opinions about the case until all evidence is in, even among themselves. Defense requests the 1st alternative juror be seated in Pastor's place.

OK OK OK...i know...real court rules are not allowed. Sigh, no wonder I wasn't appointed lead counsel.They'll all be crippled when I whip out the Chewbacca defense for my closing remarks. No worries.

JohnnyV13
11-01-2006, 09:44 PM
<---------files motion to dismiss based upon failure of the prosecution to alledge facts that would give rise to a charge of treason (or any other criminal action). Treason is defined in american jurisprudence as any act that provides "aid or comfort" to the enemy in time of war.

The prosecution has only alledged that Mecca has posted opinions on CP bulletin board, which in no way can be construed as "aid" to the enemy. "Comfort" as it is used with respect to treason cases does not include mere words, but must also be part of an act (an example is providing housing or food to enemy troops or support personnel during time of war).

All of mecca's expressions cited so far by the prosecution are fully protected under Mecca's 1st amendmentment free speech priviledge. In no way does asserting that Antrell Rolle not suffer league punishment or even be accused of a "cheap shot" aids or comforts the enemy.

If the prosecution could prove that mecca's assertion in some way influenced a member of the league office in determining Antrell Rolle's punishment, perhaps the prosecution would have a case. Even in such a situation, since the Cardinals do not play any further games against the Chiefs and are not in the AFC, in no way could any decision favorable to rolle damage the chiefs. Therefore, it is impossible for mecca to have committed treason as understood in american jurisprudence.

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 09:46 PM
[PastorMikH thinks to himself]

This bunch of defenders must really be dense. First off, they allow a jury canidate to remain on the jury that has stated all the way back that he is a hostile witness to the defense.

But that isn't nearly as bad as letting their client handle his own case. The more they let him talk, the worse it's going to be for them.

Yep, they're a Dream Team alright - for the prosecution.

And I hope they kick me off the case quick. That way JimN will owe me on our side bet as to who gets out of duty/kicked off first.

:)

[/PastorMikH thinks to himself]

Donger
11-01-2006, 09:46 PM
Therefore, it is impoosible for mecca to have committed treason as understood in american jurisprudence.

There they go! Always have to bring the American Jew into it, don't you!

boogblaster
11-01-2006, 09:47 PM
This trial is taking to long, been reading for 25 minutes...find a tree, get a rope, put him on top a fridge, let the bailiff shoot it out from under..sentencing over....

Simplex3
11-01-2006, 09:48 PM
Who farted?

JohnnyV13
11-01-2006, 09:52 PM
<-------starting to think the Chewbacca defense is the only thing that will get through to this jury. Perhaps I'll add the "Tony Montana Defense" ..."Say hello to my little friend!"

<----loading assault rifle with grenade launcher.

PastorMikH
11-01-2006, 09:58 PM
<-------starting to think the Chewbacca defense is the only thing that will get through to this jury. Perhaps I'll add the "Tony Montana Defense" ..."Say hello to my little friend!"

<----loading assault rifle with grenade launcher.



[PastorMikH thinks to himself]

They'd better hope this bailif doesn't comes in hung over instead of still drunk. He might mistake them for fridges with guns seeking revenge and blast them to kingdom come.

[/PastorMikH thinks to himself]

Mosbonian
11-01-2006, 10:02 PM
Oh. The witness is already answering the questions. Continue.

Your Honor....

I see you have the Court Artist available....would it be possible to get him to do a caricature of the jury? gratis?

mmaddog
*******

Logical
11-01-2006, 10:03 PM
Sure, but they've been wrong before.

The defense should have rested after this statement, clearly Hoge is lying, the NFL is never wrong.

Guru
11-01-2006, 10:14 PM
Just fry him and get it over with.

Mosbonian
11-01-2006, 10:14 PM
Who farted?

Sorry....but I warned everyone about the Mexican fare we had for lunch..........:fart:

mmaddog
*******

Logical
11-01-2006, 10:23 PM
I move for a mistrial as the Judge brought the charges. The Judge is out of order. He must be a liberal.

dtebbe
11-01-2006, 10:27 PM
Off with his head!

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 07:52 AM
Sorry, but I never log on Chiefsplanet with my home PC.

EVER.


Only at work.

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 07:53 AM
The defense would like to enter a plea.


Mecca sent me a PM stating that he wants to plead guilty and wants to be banned.

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 07:55 AM
Sorry, but I never log on Chiefsplanet with my home PC.

EVER.

Only at work.

You do realize that your work IP address can be tracked much more easily than your home address?

I could call your home ISP and get the runaround for days and they would NEVER tell me who you are.

On the flipside, I could call your office and you'd be in your boss' office in less than a day...

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 08:30 AM
<---------files motion to dismiss based upon failure of the prosecution to alledge facts that would give rise to a charge of treason (or any other criminal action). Treason is defined in american jurisprudence as any act that provides "aid or comfort" to the enemy in time of war.

The prosecution has only alledged that Mecca has posted opinions on CP bulletin board, which in no way can be construed as "aid" to the enemy. "Comfort" as it is used with respect to treason cases does not include mere words, but must also be part of an act (an example is providing housing or food to enemy troops or support personnel during time of war).

All of mecca's expressions cited so far by the prosecution are fully protected under Mecca's 1st amendmentment free speech priviledge. In no way does asserting that Antrell Rolle not suffer league punishment or even be accused of a "cheap shot" aids or comforts the enemy.

If the prosecution could prove that mecca's assertion in some way influenced a member of the league office in determining Antrell Rolle's punishment, perhaps the prosecution would have a case. Even in such a situation, since the Cardinals do not play any further games against the Chiefs and are not in the AFC, in no way could any decision favorable to rolle damage the chiefs. Therefore, it is impossible for mecca to have committed treason as understood in american jurisprudence.

The court would like to hear the prosecution's rebuttal to this argument.

FAX
11-02-2006, 08:37 AM
The court would like to hear the prosecution's rebuttal to this argument.

So would I.

FAX

boogblaster
11-02-2006, 08:47 AM
Found a tree, still looking for a heavy rope.....

Logical
11-02-2006, 10:37 AM
The defense would like to enter a plea.


Mecca sent me a PM stating that he wants to plead guilty and wants to be banned.

I believe the lead defense attorney has been bribed, is out of order and must be held in contempt of court.

chagrin
11-02-2006, 10:42 AM
this is great, the defense team is in shambles, mistrial!!

Attica! Attica!

PastorMikH
11-02-2006, 10:51 AM
I'm running a bit behind today at the links so you'll need to hold up the trial for a while.

Actually, I may play another 18 so is there any way we can put this of 'till tommorow?

bogie
11-02-2006, 10:56 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

bogie
11-02-2006, 10:59 AM
Hey, why is the door to the court room shut and locked?

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 11:01 AM
It should be noted that I intend to offer Mecca amnesty.

My authority supercedes the authority of this court.

bogie
11-02-2006, 11:11 AM
It should be noted that I intend to offer Mecca amnesty.

My authority supercedes the authority of this court.

Is that you God?

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 11:33 AM
Is that you God?

Certainly not.

I'm not your everyday ordinary mortal, but a god I am not...

Brock
11-02-2006, 11:37 AM
It should be noted that I intend to offer Mecca amnesty.

My authority supercedes the authority of this court.

hitsmak < Rain Man's gavel

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
Is that you God?


htismaqe's from Iowa. I'd like to think that Iowa is not the sacred paradise

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 11:39 AM
hitsmak < Rain Man's gavel

You'd like to think so.

Unfortunately, if Mecca is found guilty and sentenced to banishment, he'll be remanded into my custody for the purpose of carrying out the sentence.

I hold all the cards.

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 11:40 AM
htismaqe's from Iowa. I'd like to think that Iowa is not the sacred paradise

It is quite serene here, but the land of 10,000 Virgins it is not.

NewChief
11-02-2006, 11:41 AM
Where has Mecca been, btw? Has he participated at all in any of this trial? Or is he pulling a Saddam and treating the entire thing as a farce?

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 11:42 AM
Where has Mecca been, btw? Has he participated at all in any of this trial? Or is he pulling a Saddam and treating the entire thing as a farce?


If you had me on your defense team...you'd disappear as well

bogie
11-02-2006, 11:48 AM
Certainly not.

I'm not your everyday ordinary mortal, but a god I am not...

I suspect this is true.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 11:55 AM
Where has Mecca been, btw? Has he participated at all in any of this trial? Or is he pulling a Saddam and treating the entire thing as a farce?

The defendant chose to cross-examine one of the witnesses during Day One of the trial.


(Banging gavel)


Would the prosecution like to present more evidence or witnesses?

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-02-2006, 11:58 AM
Where has Mecca been, btw? Has he participated at all in any of this trial? Or is he pulling a Saddam and treating the entire thing as a farce?
ROFL ROFL

Count Zarth
11-02-2006, 12:47 PM
Would the prosecution like to present more evidence or witnesses?

The prosecution rests.

Simplex3
11-02-2006, 12:55 PM
Have we finished railroading him yet? We have the axe sufficiently dulled now.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 01:01 PM
The prosecution rests.


Seriously?


Donger? Hootie? Any witnesses? Would anyone care to, you know, bring the defendant up to the stand? Present evidence to the jury of past defendant posts? Anything? Or does the prosecution's entire case rest upon the testimony of Merrill Hoge and someone who may or may not be Antrel Rolle?

Bill Parcells
11-02-2006, 01:05 PM
Seriously?


Donger? Hootie? Any witnesses? Would anyone care to, you know, bring the defendant up to the stand? Present evidence to the jury of past defendant posts? Anything? Or does the prosecution's entire case rest upon the testimony of Merrill Hoge and someone who may or may not be Antrel Rolle?
I hope your presentation went well today your honor!!

Sincerely,

A concerned bill parcells

Count Zarth
11-02-2006, 01:10 PM
Or does the prosecution's entire case rest upon the testimony of Merrill Hoge and someone who may or may not be Antrel Rolle?

We're firm in our belief that our witnesses have irrevocably swung the trial in our favor.

DMAC
11-02-2006, 01:13 PM
The prosecution rests.


http://img257.echo.cx/img257/6861/draw3tt.jpg

artists rendering.

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 01:38 PM
We're firm in our belief that our witnesses have irrevocably swung the trial in our favor.



ROFL ROFL ROFL :) :) :) ROFL ROFL ROFL

PastorMikH
11-02-2006, 01:48 PM
We're firm in our belief that our witnesses have irrevocably swung the trial in our favor.


[PastorMikH thinking to himself]


Well, I'm not too sure about the witnesses swinging things in favor of the prosecution, but letting Mecca speak instead of his legal counsel sure did.


[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]

Hog Farmer
11-02-2006, 01:51 PM
I don't think Red Rum should be allowed to play due to the fact that he was molested by his momma and therefore not mentaly stable!

PastorMikH
11-02-2006, 02:03 PM
I don't think Red Rum should be allowed to play due to the fact that he was molested by his momma and therefore not mentaly stable!



Psssst You won't have to watch the sows so close as long as you know he's at the trial.

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 02:16 PM
Id like to respond to some of these comments, but right now is not a good time.

Donger
11-02-2006, 02:21 PM
Id like to respond to some of these comments, but right now is not a good time.

Mom's got your tongue?

Lzen
11-02-2006, 02:22 PM
That means you had a good lawyer not that you know as much about the situation as a person trained in the field.

So not only are you basically an untrained amatuer in this field just voicing his opinion.......You've fully admitted already to having a hazy memory. It's also true at the halftime of a game you once said you thought you were in Tampa because you could hear the ocean while you were in Chicago in reality.....

Why should anyone here even believe you are a competent expert, you admit to being hazy. You admit to suffering concussions and there is evidence, even your retirement, that points to your brain being scrambled on numerous occasions.

Why should anyone here even believe that you are nothing more than a babbling boob that doesn't know much......

You couldn't easily just mentioned his comments about Derrick Johnson after KC drafted him last year. Would've saved a bunch of time. ;)

Bill Parcells
11-02-2006, 02:25 PM
Id like to respond to some of these comments, but right now is not a good time.
The mother lover is speechless??? :shake: :shake:

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 02:37 PM
Not really speechless.


Just not having a good day

Cave Johnson
11-02-2006, 02:47 PM
Psssssssst, defense attorneys. Motion to dismiss due to Prosecution's failure to meet their burden of proof.

Redrum_69
11-02-2006, 02:50 PM
I'd Like to motion to dismiss due to Prosecution's failure to meet their burden of proof.

Count Zarth
11-02-2006, 02:52 PM
OBJECTION! The defense hasn't even called a witness to stand. They are full of shit.

Donger
11-02-2006, 02:55 PM
OBJECTION! The defense hasn't even called a witness to stand. They are full of shit.

Way to screw up the case, you knob.

Cave Johnson
11-02-2006, 02:59 PM
I haven't been following this kangaroo court too closely, but I don't think any evidence was submitted in support of the 1st count.

Cave Johnson
11-02-2006, 03:01 PM
OBJECTION! The defense hasn't even called a witness to stand. They are full of shit.

That's not how it works. Go back to doing whatever it is you paralegals do.

Count Zarth
11-02-2006, 03:02 PM
Who ****ing cares? Let the jury deliberate unless the defense has something to do other than whine. I'm ready for a closing statement.

Chief Chief
11-02-2006, 03:05 PM
"I WANT THE MONKEY!"

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MONKEY!"

htismaqe
11-02-2006, 03:14 PM
Who ****ing cares? Let the jury deliberate unless the defense has something to do other than whine. I'm ready for a closing statement.

That's gotta be grounds for contempt.

banyon
11-02-2006, 03:49 PM
Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

Count Zarth
11-02-2006, 04:58 PM
Wow, this is the worst prosecution effort I've seen. And I've done traffic!

I bet I win the case.

PastorMikH
11-02-2006, 05:08 PM
I bet I win the case.


[PastorMikH thinking to himself]


GoChiefs won't win this case. Shoot, he's the only reason I'd even consider voting "Innocent". mecca will lose, but it won't because of GoChiefs.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I yelled "Shoot GoChiefs!" if the bailif would actually draw and fire.:hmmm:

[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]

trndobrd
11-02-2006, 05:11 PM
[PastorMikH thinking to himself]


GoChiefs won't win this case. Shoot, he's the only reason I'd even consider voting "Innocent". mecca will lose, but it won't because of GoChiefs.

Hmmmm, I wonder if I yelled "Shoot GoChiefs!" if the bailif would actually draw and fire.:hmmm:

[/PastorMikH thinking to himself]


No. These are highly trained and professional law enforcement professionals.

On the other hand, if you yelled "GoChiefs has a gun!".....