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Donger
11-02-2006, 10:47 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061102/od_nm/australia_underwear_dc

SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) - Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.

Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.

"The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.

"There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.

Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra."

"When you go to a department store to buy underwear you usually get a grandmother serving, which is not the ideal way to get feedback," said Ashby. "Our customers give us feedback. We didn't realize that big is better."

Braincase
11-02-2006, 10:58 AM
I want something to make mine look smaller... I get tired of the stares. Maybe some sort of optical illusion underwear or something.

http://www.cs.brown.edu/stc/outrea/greenhouse/nursery/optical_illusions/PAGEMILLOP/PageMill_Images/vasreli.jpg

Donger
11-02-2006, 10:59 AM
I want something to make mine look smaller... I get tired of the stares. Maybe some sort of optical illusion underwear or something.

http://www.cs.brown.edu/stc/outrea/greenhouse/nursery/optical_illusions/PAGEMILLOP/PageMill_Images/vasreli.jpg

Heh. I don't get this anyway. Women don't look at mens' crotches, do they?

Braincase
11-02-2006, 11:03 AM
Heh. I don't get this anyway. Women don't look at mens' crotches, do they?

Maybe women don't stare at yours. I've go to remind them that I'm up here.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 11:06 AM
I'd never heard of "Wonderjock" but I'm constantly asked if I'm wearing one.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 11:06 AM
I'm only kidding. My junk looks big but it's because I stuff.

Predarat
11-02-2006, 11:07 AM
I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 11:08 AM
This seems like a good idea until the first time the wearer trips and falls.

Donger
11-02-2006, 11:10 AM
I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

I dated a girl for a while that used those chicken cutlet bra insert thing. No, they weren't made of chicken, but they looked just like chicken breasts.

I was a little surprised the first time my hand touched them. After that, I just pretended to be Julia Child.

Predarat
11-02-2006, 11:15 AM
I dated a girl for a while that used those chicken cutlet bra insert thing. No, they weren't made of chicken, but they looked just like chicken breasts.

I was a little surprised the first time my hand touched them. After that, I just pretended to be Julia Child.
I remember in college when I worked at Wal Mart this gal came through my line. She was hot, and had a nice rack. Low and behold when I rang her stuff up she had one of those gel filled bras and I gave her a sly look, she saw that and gave me one of the nastiest stares, but then got emabarrased. Good memories!

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 12:41 PM
If a person wore one of these along with a Nutty Buddy, they would be viewed with awe, I'll bet.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 12:45 PM
I would rather admit that I stuff before admitting that I work at Wal-Mart.

kindra68
11-02-2006, 12:51 PM
I knew ya'll would find a way to get us back for that "wonder bra" thing

Braincase
11-02-2006, 12:52 PM
I knew ya'll would find a way to get us back for that "wonder bra" thing

I'm working on a fake tongue prosthesis.

Simplex3
11-02-2006, 12:52 PM
I would rather admit that I stuff before admitting that I work at Wal-Mart.
LMAO

Otter
11-02-2006, 12:52 PM
The Victoria Secrets Wonder Bras came out my second year in college and if I do say so myself, I was seeing lots and lots of different boobies back then.

Anyway, go with what you got, I have first hand knowledge (from the viewers perspective) that there is nothing more humiliating than getting a look like this when the bra hits the lampshade.

http://www.timothyscarlson.com/Graphics/Miscellaneous/Bluto%20From%20Animal%20House.gif

Simplex3
11-02-2006, 12:53 PM
I knew ya'll would find a way to get us back for that "wonder bra" thing
Yes, the Wonder Bra was the point in time where you gals started doing things to change how you really look.

sedated
11-02-2006, 12:53 PM
I bet thats kind of a dealbreaker when the pants come off and its not as big as they were expecting.

by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect

luv
11-02-2006, 12:54 PM
by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect
I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.

luv
11-02-2006, 12:56 PM
If a person wore one of these along with a Nutty Buddy, they would be viewed with awe, I'll bet.
The Nutty Buddy? Tell me, just how naive am I?

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 12:58 PM
The Nutty Buddy? Tell me, just how naive am I?

It was a thread from yesterday. I'm too lazy to find it, but it apparently makes a man invincible to blows to the ... you know.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 12:58 PM
Oh. By 'blows', I mean hits, of course.

Predarat
11-02-2006, 01:00 PM
I would rather admit that I stuff before admitting that I work at Wal-Mart.
I dunno about that, buying fake boobbras from Wallyworld is pretty bad. Not that i'm proud of having to work there but when your working your way through college your pretty much have limited choices. You have a point though if the fake boobbra wasbought from Vitorias Secret or somewhere like that.

luv
11-02-2006, 01:00 PM
Oh. By 'blows', I mean hits, of course.
ROFL

luv
11-02-2006, 01:01 PM
BTW, has anyone said that this thread is worthless without pictures?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061102/2006_11_02t081300_450x306_us_australia_underwear.jpg?x=180&y=122&sig=8PxxKs911enGFTPFkfrZNA--

Donger
11-02-2006, 01:05 PM
BTW, has anyone said that this thread is worthless without pictures?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061102/2006_11_02t081300_450x306_us_australia_underwear.jpg?x=180&y=122&sig=8PxxKs911enGFTPFkfrZNA--

Jeez, that gal needs to trim that bush.

Demonpenz
11-02-2006, 01:10 PM
you guys are missing the point. Just as playgirl is mostly bought by gays i am sure this is who buys this product.

The Dude Abides
11-02-2006, 03:10 PM
by the time the pants come off, hopefully the roofies have taken effect
Giggity giggity goo!

CHENZ A!
11-02-2006, 04:18 PM
BTW, has anyone said that this thread is worthless without pictures?

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20061102/2006_11_02t081300_450x306_us_australia_underwear.jpg?x=180&y=122&sig=8PxxKs911enGFTPFkfrZNA--

DAMMIT LUV! :cuss: :Lin: