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Donger
11-02-2006, 03:04 PM
your parents do/did? To this day, my parents (shudder) share their dental floss. The first time my wife (then girlfriend) saw this activity, she gagged and almost vomited.

Just curious.

4th and Long
11-02-2006, 03:06 PM
My parents got divorced when I was a tike. I got nuthin'.

Baby Lee
11-02-2006, 03:07 PM
I recall barging in the BR to ask to watch Saturday mornin' cartoons when I was 4. Probably should've knocked.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 03:10 PM
Noboddddy knowwws the trouble I seen.

chagrin
11-02-2006, 03:11 PM
To this day, my parents (shudder) share their dental floss.

heh, and another piece of the puzzle, falls into place

HemiEd
11-02-2006, 03:11 PM
Homeless person taking a crap right out in front of everybody in San Francisco. I was just walking along, and there he was between two parked cars next to the sidewalk. You can not turn your head fast enough.

Donger
11-02-2006, 03:12 PM
heh, and another piece of the puzzle, falls into place

What puzzle?

4th and Long
11-02-2006, 03:12 PM
Homeless person taking a crap right out in front of everybody in San Francisco. I was just walking along, and there he was between two parked cars next to the sidewalk. You can not turn your head fast enough.
Was one of them your parents, or did you not read the thread starter in it's entirety?

Donger
11-02-2006, 03:12 PM
Homeless person taking a crap right out in front of everybody in San Francisco. I was just walking along, and there he was between two parked cars next to the sidewalk. You can not turn your head fast enough.

Was he your father?

JBucc
11-02-2006, 03:14 PM
My mother died a few months before I was born and my dad died during birth. So I don't really know.

HemiEd
11-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Was one of them your parents, or did you not read the thread starter in it's entirety?


Was he your father?


Well, I guess I should pay closer attention. Got nothing!

StcChief
11-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Homeless person taking a crap right out in front of everybody in San Francisco. I was just walking along, and there he was between two parked cars next to the sidewalk. You can not turn your head fast enough.

Old lady doing that 1 and or 2....
After a luncheon in Westport Plaza STL....

She dropped panties to ankles...
Climbed right on a round outdoor trashcan. Flipping her dress as she jumped up there.

She looked eastern european, not sure, didn't ask.

Kept right on moving.

SBK
11-02-2006, 03:16 PM
I saw a guy walking down the stairs at arrowhead, well he was being helped. He had broken his leg and the bone was practically poking thru the skin on his shin. I bout puked.

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 03:16 PM
My mother died a few months before I was born and my dad died during birth. So I don't really know.

That's really sad.

Kyle401
11-02-2006, 03:16 PM
My mother died a few months before I was born and my dad died during birth. So I don't really know.

So you're from Arkansas, huh? Sounds about right. :p

Rain Man
11-02-2006, 03:17 PM
Ha, ha. Hemied's parents are homeless.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:17 PM
I saw a guy walking down the stairs at arrowhead, well he was being helped. He had broken his leg and the bone was practically poking thru the skin on his shin. I bout puked.

Is it possible he was your transgendered mother?

HemiEd
11-02-2006, 03:17 PM
I saw a guy walking down the stairs at arrowhead, well he was being helped. He had broken his leg and the bone was practically poking thru the skin on his shin. I bout puked.

Was he your father?

Donger
11-02-2006, 03:18 PM
Stunning.

4th and Long
11-02-2006, 03:18 PM
Some of you people obviously need a remedial reading course.

Radar Chief
11-02-2006, 03:18 PM
I recall barging in the BR to ask to watch Saturday mornin' cartoons when I was 4. Probably should've knocked.

When I first returned from Germany I stayed with my parents and one Saturday morning walked in on’em in the hot tub.
I moved out shortly after regaining my eyesight.

You’d think know’n their son is home they’d at least turn on some Barry White or something. Give a guy some sort of clue. :shake:

HemiEd
11-02-2006, 03:19 PM
Old lady doing that 1 and or 2....
After a luncheon in Westport Plaza STL....

She dropped panties to ankles...
Climbed right on a round outdoor trashcan. Flipping her dress as she jumped up there.

She looked eastern european, not sure, didn't ask.

Kept right on moving.


Pathetic brush with the reality of their situation, especially when you are not expecting it.

HemiEd
11-02-2006, 03:20 PM
Some of you people obviously need a remedial reading course.

So when did you come up for air? :p

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:22 PM
May I share a disgusting story about my grandmother instead? My mother never really did anything disgusting in front of me.

Donger
11-02-2006, 03:24 PM
May I share a disgusting story about my grandmother instead? My mother never really did anything disgusting in front of me.

Sure.

siberian khatru
11-02-2006, 03:26 PM
My mother died a few months before I was born and my dad died during birth. So I don't really know.

I think this post belongs in the Ultra Peanut thread.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:27 PM
Okay - my grandmother was a large woman. She was a very large woman. At one point she got her stomach stapled to help with her horrible eating habits. All that did was turn her bolemic. One time she ate steak at our table, got up to use the restroom (we could hear her retching nearby), and came back for more steak.

She also wore dentures. She allowed me (as a very small boy) to put them in my mouth.

Now you people know why I am the way I am.

Donger
11-02-2006, 03:28 PM
Okay - my grandmother was a large woman. She was a very large woman. At one point she got her stomach stapled to help with her horrible eating habits. All that did was turn her bolemic. One time she ate steak at our table, got up to use the restroom (we could hear her retching nearby), and came back for more steak.

She also wore dentures. She allowed me (as a very small boy) to put them in my mouth.

Now you people know why I am the way I am.

Okay. That's revolting.

Kyle401
11-02-2006, 03:29 PM
Okay - my grandmother was a large woman. She was a very large woman. At one point she got her stomach stapled to help with her horrible eating habits. All that did was turn her bolemic. One time she ate steak at our table, got up to use the restroom (we could hear her retching nearby), and came back for more steak.

She also wore dentures. She allowed me (as a very small boy) to put them in my mouth.

Now you people know why I am the way I am.
Oh, now I get it.

It's not just what she did with her dentures in that made you the way you are. It's what she did with her dentures out.

MOhillbilly
11-02-2006, 03:30 PM
used me as a go between.

Rooster
11-02-2006, 03:32 PM
When I was a young kid my dad once lectured me and sent me to my room for the rest of the day all while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

SBK
11-02-2006, 03:33 PM
Was he your father?

No, he was Denise.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:33 PM
Oh, now I get it.

It's not just what she did with her dentures in that made you the way you are. It's what she did with her dentures out.

Okay, that's just wrong.

I'm sure I deserved it.

Kyle401
11-02-2006, 03:39 PM
I'm sure I deserved it.

Not really, but once I saw the setup I couldn't pass it up.

SBK
11-02-2006, 03:42 PM
Haha, I messed this one up! Guess I should read the first post.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:45 PM
Not really, but once I saw the setup I couldn't pass it up.

No, I'm certain I've posted something that earned me that response. You're off the hook for the guilt.

Kyle401
11-02-2006, 03:49 PM
No, I'm certain I've posted something that earned me that response. You're off the hook for the guilt.

Whew! Thanks, I was already thinking about how hard it would be to fall asleep tonight.

Phobia
11-02-2006, 03:53 PM
Whew! Thanks, I was already thinking about how hard it would be to fall asleep tonight.

It's easy when you just think about grandma....

Fish
11-02-2006, 03:57 PM
I happen to wake up during a camping trip at the lake one time when I was about 8 or 9. We had a small pop-up camper with beds at each end. The first thing I heard after waking up was my mother asking pa to play some (unintelligable) game. Little did I know this was my parents' foreplay term for buttsegs.... I was so traumatized I couldn't go back to sleep, and had to sit through 15 minutes of chocolate pushing while trying to shove my pillow through my brain. After the low moaning started, I got up and bolted out of the camper and slept in the truck.

Nothing was ever said about it.... thankfully.... but it scarred my brain somethin fierce....

siberian khatru
11-02-2006, 03:58 PM
I happen to wake up during a camping trip at the lake one time when I was about 8 or 9. We had a small pop-up camper with beds at each end. The first thing I heard after waking up was my mother asking pa to play some (unintelligable) game. Little did I know this was my parents' foreplay term for buttsegs.... I was so traumatized I couldn't go back to sleep, and had to sit through 15 minutes of chocolate pushing while trying to shove my pillow through my brain. After the low moaning started, I got up and bolted out of the camper and slept in the truck.

Nothing was ever said about it.... thankfully.... but it scarred my brain somethin fierce....

Good Lord. You used to be Hel'n, right?

Donger
11-02-2006, 04:04 PM
I happen to wake up during a camping trip at the lake one time when I was about 8 or 9. We had a small pop-up camper with beds at each end. The first thing I heard after waking up was my mother asking pa to play some (unintelligable) game. Little did I know this was my parents' foreplay term for buttsegs.... I was so traumatized I couldn't go back to sleep, and had to sit through 15 minutes of chocolate pushing while trying to shove my pillow through my brain. After the low moaning started, I got up and bolted out of the camper and slept in the truck.

Nothing was ever said about it.... thankfully.... but it scarred my brain somethin fierce....

Yikes. How did you know that they were having buttsex?

Phobia
11-02-2006, 04:10 PM
Yikes. How did you know that they were having buttsex?

Yeah, a large meal of cabbage would explain both the moaning and stench.

Donger
11-02-2006, 04:13 PM
Yeah, a large meal of cabbage would explain both the moaning and stench.

I was trying to be, well, delicate since he was so young. I bet that GoChiefs couldn't ID buttsex versus vaginal doggy and he's what, 30?

FAX
11-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Anybody seen my dental floss?

FAX

CanadianChief
11-02-2006, 04:48 PM
Tub Girl :(

ChiefFripp
11-02-2006, 05:08 PM
I picked up a upside down can of tuna that had been under my refridgerator for some time. Anyways, the lid was gone and when I lifted the can , a perfect hockey puck of maggots was left on the floor. It took about a minute for the puck to dissolve as thousands of maggots went their way.

Ari Chi3fs
11-02-2006, 05:22 PM
I went into the bedroom and the empty hangers from the closet like my mom asked... and I stumbled across a little plastic jar with the label...

"Cherry Flavored Peter Licker"

heh. Redrum_69 knows all about it.

Baby Lee
11-02-2006, 05:25 PM
I went into the bedroom and the empty hangers from the closet like my mom asked... and I stumbled across a little plastic jar with the label...

"Cherry Flavored Peter Licker"

heh. Redrum_69 knows all about it.
I saw the hangers, and the little plastic jar, and JUST KNEW you were going to tell us about your poor little brother.

CoMoChief
11-02-2006, 05:35 PM
My dad always liked to take a dump with the door open. Always used to gross out my mom and myself.

After a loss in HS bball our bball coach used to lecture us and chew us out while he was on the pot.

trndobrd
11-02-2006, 05:48 PM
your parents do/did? To this day, my parents (shudder) share their dental floss. The first time my wife (then girlfriend) saw this activity, she gagged and almost vomited.

Just curious.


Tough day at the therapist, huh?

ChiefFripp
11-02-2006, 05:50 PM
I picked up a upside down can of tuna that had been under my refridgerator for some time. Anyways, the lid was gone and when I lifted the can , a perfect hockey puck of maggots was left on the floor. It took about a minute for the puck to dissolve as thousands of maggots went their way.
Crap, I just read the trhead title, not the lead post.

Tinlar
11-02-2006, 06:02 PM
tubgirl ... if you don't know what it is... don't google it ... don't say it.. don't think about it. If you know what it is then you will know the humor of us setting the picture as a friends desktop ...

VonneMarie
11-02-2006, 06:07 PM
When I was 9, I walked in on an older cousin giving her boyfriend the oral. It was the first time I saw a p-nis.





:p

Donger
11-02-2006, 06:47 PM
Tough day at the therapist, huh?

I actually did go to therapist when I was about 9 or 10. He told my parents not to bring me back. Ever.

He wasn't very sharp.

trndobrd
11-02-2006, 06:50 PM
I actually did go to therapist when I was about 9 or 10. He told my parents not to bring me back. Ever.

He wasn't very sharp.


And now we must pay the price for his incompetence. :shake:

Easy 6
11-02-2006, 06:50 PM
I could definitely imagine you flummoxing some hack therapist.

Donger
11-02-2006, 06:51 PM
And now we must pay the price for his incompetence. :shake:

ChiefsPlanet is my therapy. Isn't that the case for most people here?

trndobrd
11-02-2006, 06:54 PM
ChiefsPlanet is my therapy. Isn't that the case for most people here?


Reading and responding to the likes of GoChiefs, Mememe and C4M is therapy? Dear God!

Donger
11-02-2006, 06:55 PM
Reading and responding to the likes of GoChiefs, Mememe and C4M is therapy? Dear God!

Not specifically, no. Just in general.

Fish
11-02-2006, 09:58 PM
Yikes. How did you know that they were having buttsex?

Well... to be honest.... I didn't patch that piece of the puzzle together until a year or two later thanks to uncle's porno collection and my older cousins' stories of what teh buttsegs was all about..... which at the time.. I was conviced consisted of peeing in the butt... But my therapist thanks you for your question......

I spent $42 drinking from 5-9 tonight getting this out of my head... and yet here I am repying.....

Again.... my therapist thanks you for your question......

Donger
11-02-2006, 10:27 PM
Well... to be honest.... I didn't patch that piece of the puzzle together until a year or two later thanks to uncle's porno collection and my older cousins' stories of what teh buttsegs was all about..... which at the time.. I was conviced consisted of peeing in the butt... But my therapist thanks you for your question......

I spent $42 drinking from 5-9 tonight getting this out of my head... and yet here I am repying.....

Again.... my therapist thanks you for your question......

Oh. That is bad.

digi2fish
11-03-2006, 02:04 AM
...being a doncos fan?

ChiefFan31
11-03-2006, 02:56 AM
I got nothing. My sister was always the unlucky one who has walking in on them a time or two.


To the others, I have never seen tubgirl, thank god. Someone did post a picture of Goatse in a private forum on another board. I scrolled by that one at work. Damn glad no one saw it. Good Grief.

Those two are about the worst things floating around the net.

BagoobaChief
11-03-2006, 07:36 AM
my brother did to him.

Growing up we always had dirt bikes, once my Dad was riding his motorcycle in the back yard with out his shirt on. He happened to ride through a fresh pile of dog crap and some of it flung up on his shoulder. He stopped and was talking with my older brother, who was about 18 or 19 at the time, when my brother wiped the crap off of Dad's shoulder and smeared it right on his nose, not just a little smear but he rubbed it all over his nose. Nastiest/funniest thing I'd seen when I was growing up. Dad went ballistic once he figured out it was dog crap.

Redrum_69
11-03-2006, 08:05 AM
Back in highschool I walked in on someone in the vo-ag room who was "performing" with barnyard animals. Thats an image that was burned into my brain. Now whenever I hear that old statement/argument "who came first the chicken or the egg" I throw up just a little bit..

boogblaster
11-03-2006, 08:28 AM
When I was 8 1/2 months old, mommy had me tucked away, daddy would stick a purple sausage in mommy and hit my head.........

Fish
11-03-2006, 08:47 AM
Back in highschool I walked in on someone in the vo-ag room who was "performing" with barnyard animals. Thats an image that was burned into my brain. Now whenever I hear that old statement/argument "who came first the chicken or the egg" I throw up just a little bit..

Humping chickens? WTF? That is a mental picture to make you laugh your ass off... Dude makin the "O" face... poor chicken squaking and flappin it's wings....

ROFL