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PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:38 PM
Read where no posts were being made, so here's a thread where you just can say anything or say something stupid... Don't say things like ---- Pinkfloyd is a dumb ass and started a worthless thread...


You can say --- PinkFloyd --- this thread is worthless... Don't say --- this is worthless without pics, cause I forgot how too put them on here...


I change my mind... I guess you can say I'm a dumbass !!!!

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 04:40 PM
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Count Alex's Wins
11-03-2006, 04:40 PM
Any of ya'll feed your wife? You know, sexually? It can be very sexy, you know!!! Yes! Blindfolded! Mmmmmmmmm!

JBucc
11-03-2006, 04:41 PM
I'm a dumbass

jiveturkey
11-03-2006, 04:42 PM
They've done studies and found that 60% of the time it works every time.

Easy 6
11-03-2006, 04:43 PM
I like the smell of gasoline.

I've went "commando" since 91'.

I hate lima beans.

Ratshit, batshit, dirty ol' twat...69 assholes tied in a knot, hooray, lizard shit f*ck!!!

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:48 PM
43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...

siberian khatru
11-03-2006, 04:50 PM
I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 04:50 PM
Excuse me from this thread..

I gotta take a shit

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:52 PM
Excuse me from this thread..

I gotta take a shit



I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!

Count Alex's Wins
11-03-2006, 04:52 PM
Seriously. Feeding your spouse can be very sexy. They don't even have to be naked.

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:53 PM
Seriously. Feeding your spouse can be very sexy. They don't even have to be naked.


You must be referring to the "hotdog" ????

ChiefFan31
11-03-2006, 04:55 PM
Studies have shown that thread like this stunts kids emotional growth. Lets prescribe them Prozac at the age of 5 and ban them from posting on the Planet at recess.

Pardon, Mini rant.

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 04:56 PM
43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...
Buy a bigger mailbox!!! :shake:
http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/12mailbox.jpg

sedated
11-03-2006, 04:56 PM
Dreaming of that face again.
It's bright and blue and shimmering.
Grinning wide
And comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes.

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:57 PM
Buy a bigger mailbox!!! :shake:
http://www.custom-mailboxes.com/images/12mailbox.jpg


HOLY SHIT !!!!! Look's like one of those tall stand-up tombstones !!!

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 04:57 PM
I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!
Or was this pic taken from your neighborhood

http://cgi.amazing.com/david/portfolio/lots/rustic-mailboxes.jpg

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 04:59 PM
Or was this pic taken from your neighborhood

http://cgi.amazing.com/david/portfolio/lots/rustic-mailboxes.jpg



Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 05:01 PM
Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!
LMAO

Crashride
11-03-2006, 05:06 PM
Blumpkins

noa
11-03-2006, 05:08 PM
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man

OgTheCaveman
11-03-2006, 05:12 PM
http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/B/O/cave_art.jpg

Hydrae
11-03-2006, 05:16 PM
Milk

Crashride
11-03-2006, 05:19 PM
Milk

Yo mamas milk

DMAC
11-03-2006, 05:20 PM
Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....COCONUT!!!!??

Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....PEANUT BUTTER!!!??

Anybooddyyy heerreee liiikeee.....CUTE FAT CHICKS!!!??

Skip Towne
11-03-2006, 06:22 PM
I need to go replace my mailbox that got the sh@t knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's ass !!!!!
Ah yes! Mailbox baseball.

UteChief
11-03-2006, 06:29 PM
Someone once asked me if I cried after sex...

My reply...

Only when I'm alone.

TrebMaxx
11-03-2006, 06:34 PM
Such a nice day. I think I will go back to bed.

InChiefsHell
11-03-2006, 06:36 PM
Man, my shlong really IS huge!! :D

Baconeater
11-03-2006, 07:12 PM
I've done so much with so little for so long, I can now do anything with nothing.

old_geezer
11-03-2006, 07:32 PM
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a woman who had no class.

Baconeater
11-03-2006, 07:36 PM
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

Count Alex's Wins
11-03-2006, 07:43 PM
YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE

big nasty kcnut
11-03-2006, 08:07 PM
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
workers?100 people that don't do dick.

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 08:12 PM
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? .A Klondyke.
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....Militia Etheridge.
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....Fur Traders.
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....A Lickalotapuss.
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ....Well Hung.
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? .Lick-a-likes.
11. What's the definition of confusion? ...Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state
workers?100 people that don't do dick.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo???..a klondike!!! :)

milkman
11-03-2006, 09:02 PM
Milk

You rang?

milkman
11-03-2006, 09:04 PM
Read where no posts were being made, so here's a thread where you just can say anything or say something stupid... Don't say things like ---- Pinkfloyd is a dumb ass and started a worthless thread...


You can say --- PinkFloyd --- this thread is worthless... Don't say --- this is worthless without pics, cause I forgot how too put them on here...


I change my mind... I guess you can say I'm a dumbass !!!!

Can we say anything or not?

Dumbass!

Skip Towne
11-03-2006, 09:07 PM
What do you call a lesbian eskimo???..a klondike!!! :)
See #2. Are you retarted?

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:14 PM
Here's a mailbox for you...


http://sblom.com/mailbox/texasmailbox.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:15 PM
I wonder if this is Stevie's mailbox...

http://sblom.com/mailbox/clipimage002.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:24 PM
This is an interesting pic...


http://www.neatorama.com/images/2005/ups-fedex.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:28 PM
Say Skip, is this your house?

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_deer_stand_4.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:30 PM
A baby pic of Hog Farmer?


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_first_kiss.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:33 PM
Oh dear god noooooooooooooo.. I live in Northwest Missouri ---- not Northwest Arkansas !!!




Heh, this is more like what you'd see in Northern Missouri...

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_multiple_mailboxes.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:35 PM
I need to go replace my mailbox that got the knocked out of it like Mike Tyson whipping Michael Jackson's !!!!!



Here's a thought if you want to save some $$$....

http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_mailbox_repair.jpg

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:36 PM
Say, that's 8 posts in a row, where'd everyone go?

PastorMikH
11-03-2006, 09:44 PM
Phobia's first door installation...


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_carpenters.JPG

boogblaster
11-03-2006, 09:47 PM
Threads are like assholes, everyone but yours stink.....

PinkFloyd
11-03-2006, 10:02 PM
Believe it or not, the mailbox I had was the one my grandmother had used for over 50-60 years... It's seen alot of banging and destruction thru those years... It was located at the end of my driveway --- which sets about 1/2 mile from my house... I live down a long driveway...

State highway crews would plow the damn thing over in the winter, or an occasional drunk would run into it with a mirror on their vehicle...


It was one of those mailboxes that you could park your car in... Kinda sentimental knowing it has been around that long... Hell for all I know maybe her parents used it... It was huge...

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 10:07 PM
See #2. Are you retarted?
I saw it..did you see the spelling difference??mr perfect

noa
11-03-2006, 10:13 PM
Do you know what my favorite part of masturbation is? The cuddling afterwards.

TinyEvel
11-03-2006, 10:46 PM
HOLY SHIT !!!!! Look's like one of those tall stand-up tombstones !!!

Is that a mailbox, or a barbecue?

Easy 6
11-03-2006, 11:23 PM
Phobia's first door installation...


http://www.lilligren.com/Redneck/images/redneck_carpenters.JPG
LMAO

Bill Parcells
11-03-2006, 11:23 PM
Is that a mailbox, or a barbecue?
Those are hardscape mail boxes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It's all about the look..the actual mail box is tiny..but they build a chimney around it..new construction$$$$

TinyEvel
11-03-2006, 11:51 PM
Those are hardscape mail boxes $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

It's all about the look..the actual mail box is tiny..but they build a chimney around it..new construction$$$$

Weak. Actually, my mailbox is across the street notched between the ones for the people who live across the street. I'll post a pic, it's pretty friggin' comical.
They each have a super-sturdy blocked-in mailbox (like the brick one in this thread) and ours is the traditional metal one, looks like it's off that backwoods road pick, and it's strapped to the phone pole between their mailboxes.

It took us a couple days after moving in to realize that was our mailbox (they only have them on one side of the street, so it's over there.) Probaly the most ghetto mailbox in my whole neighborhood.

I'll have to take a pic in the morning and post. It's definitely a ROFL.

SLAG
11-04-2006, 01:17 AM
interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 01:19 AM
interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either
Female mail carriers always seem to have nice legs, all that walking i guess.

Guru
11-04-2006, 01:21 AM
The greatest thread EVAAAAA!!!!!

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 01:25 AM
interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..


but...

it made me curious... how many people Have The mail delivered directly to their door anymore... The mailbox that came with the new house is right next to do the door and its nice only having to crack the door to get my mail.

is this common practice anymore.. does your Mail "Person" (sorry had to be P.C.) deliver the mail by foot in a big bag?

Mine does.. and shes dont look 1/2 bad doin it either


My mail carrier drives by in his jeep. One of the ladies in my church does the walking though. She estimates that she walks 8-10 miles a day.

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 01:28 AM
interesting how this thread turned to mail boxes... a mod should edit the title..




Come to think of it, in the 4+ years I've been around, I think mailbox pics are one thing that has never come up on the Planet before.


Here's another one I found rather different....

SLAG
11-04-2006, 01:32 AM
Come to think of it, in the 4+ years I've been around, I think mailbox pics are one thing that has never come up on the Planet before.


Here's another one I found rather different....


Some how i dont think that one passed the Postal Inspectors Approval

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 12:01 PM
This has to be from the Arkansas/Kentucky/Tennessee area.



http://www.b4ubuild.com/photos/mailbox/mb009.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 12:05 PM
Here is another one that would get no damage
http://www.designer-mailboxes.com/images/108.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 12:07 PM
http://www.mailboxes.com/images/catalog/full/22_f.jpg

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 12:21 PM
The Mail Carrier must not want to actually pull into the trailer court....

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 12:27 PM
The Mail Carrier must not want to actually pull into the trailer court....
5GL Buckets with cement ROFL

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 12:34 PM
5GL Buckets with cement ROFL



I guess it makes it easier to take your mailbox with you when you get evicted.

:)

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 12:41 PM
Here's a mailbox for Milkman...

http://www.darrowbymurraygreys.com/images/mailbox.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 12:44 PM
Here's a mailbox for Milkman...

http://www.darrowbymurraygreys.com/images/mailbox.jpg
Now we know Milkman's real name..It's Darrowby :wayne:

TinyEvel
11-04-2006, 12:59 PM
THis is now the mailbox thread
NIIICE!

I'm going out to take a pic of mine.

TinyEvel
11-04-2006, 01:10 PM
Weak. Actually, my mailbox is across the street notched between the ones for the people who live across the street. I'll post a pic, it's pretty friggin' comical.
They each have a super-sturdy blocked-in mailbox (like the brick one in this thread) and ours is the traditional metal one, looks like it's off that backwoods road pick, and it's actually strapped to the phone pole between their mailboxes.

It took us a couple days after moving in to realize that was our mailbox (they only have them on one side of the street, so it's over there.) Probaly the most ghetto mailbox in my whole neighborhood.

I'll have to take a pic in the morning and post. It's definitely a ROFL.

Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 01:16 PM
Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.



One thing is for sure, if the power company needs to replace that pole, you won't be nearly as upset as your neigbors will.


:)

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 01:19 PM
Here it is. Crooked, even has a dent.
Who puts a brick mail box over a drain pipe???

Where do you live tiny??

TinyEvel
11-04-2006, 02:02 PM
Where do you live tiny??
Hollywood Hills. Some stuff goes unnoticed here. This place was built one house at a time, mostly in the 50's/60's

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 04:20 PM
Hollywood Hills. Some stuff goes unnoticed here. This place was built one house at a time, mostly in the 50's/60's
Hey tinye, is the Cat & Fiddle still open??? That was a great place to party if you didnt want to spend $200 when i was out there.

TinyEvel
11-04-2006, 04:28 PM
Hey tinye, is the Cat & Fiddle still open??? That was a great place to party if you didnt want to spend $200 when i was out there.

Yeah, on Sunset. It's a good break from a lot of the $6 beer, poser places. I haven't been there in a long time. Thanks for reminding me.

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 04:32 PM
Yeah, on Sunset. It's a good break from a lot of the $6 beer, poser places. I haven't been there in a long time. Thanks for reminding me.

I loved it, was the closest thing to a good ol' neighborhood bar i could find in Hollywood.

TinyEvel
11-04-2006, 04:40 PM
I loved it, was the closest thing to a good ol' neighborhood bar i could find in Hollywood.

I hear ya. There is a bunch, though. You just haave to know where to look. They're either ones that have been around for ever or ones that the name changes every six months.
Considering I was up on all those places about ten years ago, most of them are gone. One of my old favorites, Smalls, is now Forty-Deuce.

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 04:51 PM
I hear ya. There is a bunch, though. You just haave to know where to look. They're either ones that have been around for ever or ones that the name changes every six months.
Considering I was up on all those places about ten years ago, most of them are gone. One of my old favorites, Smalls, is now Forty-Deuce.

I honestly didnt get out to the bars that often out there, was in full-on starving artist mode. Did the house party thing a lot more, not really complaining though as i usually had better "success" at house partys. The very first time i went out there a buddy of mines buddy worked the door at SkyBar and got us in, a girl approached me and we hadnt gotten past 1st names when, i swear on my life, she flat out asked me "so what do you drive"............oohhhhhh brother, i looked right at her & laughed as i walked off.

Never bothered trying to go there again LOL.

PinkFloyd
11-04-2006, 06:01 PM
The greatest thread EVAAAAA!!!!!


And I mentioned my mailbox one time --- and boom --- this thread took off like a rocket !!! :hail:

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 06:25 PM
And I mentioned my mailbox one time --- and boom --- this thread took off like a rocket !!! :hail:


Another page or two of posts and Skip will be wanting to start a knockoff thread.


:)

PinkFloyd
11-04-2006, 06:30 PM
Another page or two of posts and Skip will be wanting to start a knockoff thread.


:)


Probably call it the moaning - farting thread !!!

Baconeater
11-04-2006, 09:14 PM
Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 10:20 PM
Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!


:LOL: , my daughter had to show me how.........."ok just right click the image, click "save as" then go to your profile ADUUUUUHHHHHHH"

PinkFloyd
11-04-2006, 10:21 PM
I guess this thread is now on life support... The plug might be pulled soon !!!

PinkFloyd
11-04-2006, 10:23 PM
:LOL: , my daughter had to show me how.........."ok just right click the image, click "save as" then go to your profile ADUUUUUHHHHHHH"



That's how you do it ??? I forgot myself... I got this pic I want to put on my sig... Might wait til tomorrow... I'm about out out nite time nyquil !!! :huh:

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 10:27 PM
Holy crap! Scott Free changed his avatar!
Dude..I had to show him how to quote somebody..and how to give rep.. :D LMAO

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 10:32 PM
Dude..I had to show him how to quote somebody..and how to give rep.. :D LMAO


:LOL: , you got the first part right but Mr.Kotter told me how to give rep. I am NOT a computer skilled guy, but i continue to piece together the puzzle, kinda like Bill Murrays "baby steps" in What About Bob LMAO

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 10:37 PM
Here's an idea on how to save $...

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/104061.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 10:38 PM
:LOL: , you got the first part right but Mr.Kotter told me how to give rep. I am NOT a computer skilled guy, but i continue to piece together the puzzle, kinda like Bill Murrays "baby steps" in What About Bob LMAO
ROFL

You're right..my bad..credit goes to Mr Kotter ROFL ROFL

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 10:43 PM
I don't know what to say about this one...


http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/4/9/collegehumor.ac47a174b0c23070c6845b6904db0ae0.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 10:47 PM
PastorMik is on a roll again Pink Floyd..there will be no stopping this thread from reaching Skip's hollowed ground of 100 posts now :thumb:

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 10:49 PM
This mailbox might have less $ invested in it than the last one...

http://www.artdolls.info/photos/mailbox.jpg

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 10:51 PM
Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 10:57 PM
Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg
ROFL :LOL:

Easy 6
11-04-2006, 11:02 PM
Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...


http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg

I heartily second bp's chuckles on this one ROFL !!!

BigRedChief
11-04-2006, 11:17 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Cowbell.jpg

Bill Parcells
11-04-2006, 11:24 PM
http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Cowbell.jpg
Here is Bruce dickinson and Iron Maiden with run to the hills..circa 1983
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5Snehl2bAk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/u5Snehl2bAk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

PastorMikH
11-04-2006, 11:56 PM
I found this pic on a site and the title is "Redneck Family". The odd thing is, I first saw it here in the old photo album of Planeteers. Can't remember who it is though.


http://www.redneckgear.com/humor/upload/famlyphoto.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 12:06 AM
I found this pic on a site and the title is "Redneck Family". The odd thing is, I first saw it here in the old photo album of Planeteers. Can't remember who it is though.


http://www.redneckgear.com/humor/upload/famlyphoto.jpg
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=3528026&postcount=37

Thig Lyfe
11-05-2006, 12:19 AM
Time for Baby Hitler to make an appearance.

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/Babyhitler.jpg

TinyEvel
11-05-2006, 02:18 AM
okay, so we're switching from mailboxes to fuqtard baby pics?
And I was really hoping to re-hijack this thread into the "Hollywood bars" thread.
Oh well, at least I get to re-use the gif..

PinkFloyd
11-05-2006, 04:26 PM
PastorMik is on a roll again Pink Floyd..there will be no stopping this thread from reaching Skip's hollowed ground of 100 posts now :thumb:


Bump back to the front page... See if the Pastor has anymore...

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 04:28 PM
Bump back to the front page... See if the Pastor has anymore...



Probably not 'till later tonight.

However, my search engines are about played out on redneck mailboxes.:)

PinkFloyd
11-05-2006, 04:29 PM
Probably not 'till later tonight.

However, my search engines are about played out on redneck mailboxes.:)



:deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee: :deevee:



Just kidding...

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 10:46 PM
Sorry to take so long guys. I got in a bit ago and had to send of a rather legnthly PM reply to someone that had some issues with one of my posts today and wanted to let me know they didn't think too much of a minister that would post something like that.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:)


Now, lets see if we can find some more pics...

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 10:48 PM
It isn't a mailbox but it is a redneck. Who says you need a boat to fish....

http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=32629&d=1143511281

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 10:55 PM
Got a microwave that doesn't work? Need a mailbox? Problem solved...


http://www.runryder.com/fastphoto/14432/mailbox1-7261.jpg

DJ's left nut
11-05-2006, 11:03 PM
43 mailboxes were beat all to hell within a 20 mile stretch of road right before Halloween... Yeppers --- mine was one of them...

Just thought I'd throw that in there...

A few years back a friend of mine took his real mailbox out and installed a 'dummy' mailbox over halloween at their farm. They'd lost a mailbox previous two years.

He took a standard mailbox and cemented the post into the ground. Then he filled the mailbox itself with cement and drove a stake through the top of it and down through the post before the concrete dried. When it dried, the entire thing was a solid mass that wasn't going anywhere.

The next day he found a mailbox with a scuff on it where the bat hit, and a cracked but not shattered knockoff louisville slugger. As best as we could tell, the poor bastard that tried to hit it must've done it from a car and since the bat just cracked but didn't shatter, most of the energy from the swing would've transferred into his wrists/arms. Bad night for that poor sumbitch, otherwise I'm thinking he'd have come back for his bat.

Digging that stupid dummy mailbox back out wasn't good times, but it was worth it.

Bill Parcells
11-05-2006, 11:04 PM
It isn't a mailbox but it is a redneck. Who says you need a boat to fish....

http://www.arboristsite.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=32629&d=1143511281
http://wcuvax1.wcu.edu/~hkane/deliverance.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 11:13 PM
Got a microwave that doesn't work? Need a mailbox? Problem solved...


http://www.runryder.com/fastphoto/14432/mailbox1-7261.jpg
?

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 11:13 PM
Another innexpensive option...

http://static.flickr.com/49/146375387_f27651b152_m.jpg

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 11:17 PM
Innexpensive is one thing, just plain cheap is another...

http://i1.trekearth.com/photos/26429/contry_mail_box.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 11:19 PM
Here's one for you Pastor

http://sblom.com/mailbox/ChurchMailbox%5B2%5D.JPG

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 11:20 PM
Here's one for you Pastor

http://sblom.com/mailbox/ChurchMailbox%5B2%5D.JPG





AAAWWWWW!!!!

:)

SLAG
11-05-2006, 11:20 PM
:shrug:
http://magliery.com/Graphics/YugoArt/mailbox.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 11:21 PM
I have no idea what's going on here

http://sblom.com/mailbox/BABY%20MAIL.jpg

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 11:23 PM
LMAO LMAO


http://www.redneck.org/pix/killbarney.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 11:36 PM
Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg

Baconeater
11-05-2006, 11:44 PM
This just in!

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/t/a/iraq_elmo.jpg

milkman
11-05-2006, 11:47 PM
Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg

LMAO

PastorMikH
11-05-2006, 11:56 PM
You spend all day in the tree stand and just when you can't wait any longer...

(Deer hunters should be able to relate)

PinkFloyd
11-06-2006, 07:36 AM
This has been a pretty good thread... Even though I started it, I didn't really have much of a contribution to it... I just rambled off afew things and you guys took it from there --- especially the Pastor with some really good pics...

By the way, I did get the new mailbox back up --- it's just the standard mailbox... I sure did like the ideas of the big brick like mailboxes, but with it having to be right on a highway where people run 65 MPH, I doubt they would like that incase some lush smashed it going down the highway...

This was actually the first time in over 10 years that I've lived here that this has happened during Halloween... Must be a new breed of kids out there... We use to fill up outhouses and drag them thru town and burn them... Or we would toilet paper peoples vehicles or even their homes...

PastorMikH
11-06-2006, 09:10 AM
This has been a pretty good thread... Even though I started it, I didn't really have much of a contribution to it... I just rambled off afew things and you guys took it from there --- especially the Pastor with some really good pics...

By the way, I did get the new mailbox back up --- it's just the standard mailbox... I sure did like the ideas of the big brick like mailboxes, but with it having to be right on a highway where people run 65 MPH, I doubt they would like that incase some lush smashed it going down the highway...

This was actually the first time in over 10 years that I've lived here that this has happened during Halloween... Must be a new breed of kids out there... We use to fill up outhouses and drag them thru town and burn them... Or we would toilet paper peoples vehicles or even their homes...


Actually, here is a site that has a impressive design on a mailbox post for rural settings. It is designed to swing away if hit.


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/fi_support_L-2.jpg

BigRedChief
11-06-2006, 09:40 AM
Dougie Howser is teh ghey. Whodathunkit
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/11/04/doogie.ap/index.html
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Neil Patrick Harris is gay and wants to quell any rumors to the contrary.
"(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," Harris tells People magazine's Web site.
The 33-year-old actor said he was motivated to disclose his sexuality because of recent "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships."

PinkFloyd
11-06-2006, 09:50 AM
Actually, here is a site that has a impressive design on a mailbox post for rural settings. It is designed to swing away if hit.


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/


http://www.mailboxsupport.com/fi_support_L-2.jpg


I read in there on that site where the person is liable for their mailbox if its involved in a wreck... I guess if someone runs off the road and smashes your mailbox and is killed --- you could be held accountable... WOW !!!

PinkFloyd
11-06-2006, 09:59 AM
Yesterday a friend of mine looked pretty bad... I asked him what was wrong... He said he got pretty drunk and blew chunks lastnite... I said hell -- alot of us get pretty wasted and get sick... He said he blew chunks in the living room... I said no big deal... He said he even blew chunks in the kitchen... I said we all throw up alot when having too much... He then said he blew chunks in the bedroom...

I then told him that we all have our bad nights and we just go on and remember too not drink so much the next time when we go out...

He said you don't understand !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





CHUNKS IS MY DOG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Redrum_69
11-06-2006, 10:34 AM
Its not a mailbox, but for some reason when I saw this, I thought or Redrum...
http://boortz.com/images/funny/redneck_pics_mom.jpg



HEY...thats stereotyping right there.

You call out the storm, now run from the thunder...


PastorMikH's mom is like my chimney...old and crusty around the outside, the "crack" in her foundation cannot be patched anymore, her innerness once firm, clean and tight is now loose and soiled, and once a year she gets cleaned by either a professional or when Santa goes down her depending on how much of a buildup there is.

Easy 6
11-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Since babies seem to popular theme on this thread as well

http://www.jokeemail.com/pictures/hilary.jpg
ROFL :LOL: LMAO

PastorMikH
12-25-2006, 11:34 PM
I forgot all about this thread. Here's a pic....


http://k47.pbase.com/o4/02/632502/1/62767439.ns7LsZnY.mailbox.jpg

Demonpenz
12-26-2006, 12:44 AM
at my parents house we have a mail shoot the mail is dropped in and goes to a box. It amazes the kids

TinyEvel
12-26-2006, 12:58 AM
Is that mail shoot anything like a mail chute?

PastorMikH
12-26-2006, 10:50 AM
http://pages.globetrotter.net/miche/liens/sacdegolf.jpg

InChiefsHell
12-26-2006, 10:55 AM
Is that mail shoot anything like a mail chute?

As long as it's not a male chute I guess...

PinkFloyd
12-26-2006, 02:03 PM
:shrug:

Where did this come from ??? :) I remember this thread... It was a slow night and everybody seemed to be hungover or just bored...

PinkFloyd
12-26-2006, 02:06 PM
I'm still trying to get over the jet lag from last Saturday... Went out to Salt Lake City and participated in a big bowling tournament... Came back with $3,200.00 bucko's... That helped out alot...

I guess Nzoner had a wild ass party !!! :drool: ROFL

PastorMikH
12-26-2006, 02:33 PM
:shrug:

Where did this come from ??? :) I remember this thread... It was a slow night and everybody seemed to be hungover or just bored...



It was a slow night last night, I was bored, and searching your threads to find what bowling balls you were using. While finding that thread, I found this one and thought it needed another mailbox.

:)

PinkFloyd
12-26-2006, 02:35 PM
It was a slow night last night, I was bored, and searching your threads to find what bowling balls you were using. While finding that thread, I found this one and thought it needed another mailbox.

:)

I found a PBA Shark... Regular cost is $379.00 --- I can get it for $189.00... It can be used on any lane condition --- preferably with some oil... All you have to do is adjust where you stand at... You will need to move your body left while using this ball... It cranks !!!!

PinkFloyd
12-26-2006, 06:14 PM
Anyone had any damn snow yet ??? We haven't had anything around here... KC about 60 miles south of me had a good storm awhile back...

88TG88
12-26-2006, 06:30 PM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/88tg88/WillFerrell.jpg
"i cant hear u i have a heisman in my ear"

PinkFloyd
12-26-2006, 08:45 PM
I have a decision to make... Do I go to the New Year's Eve game, or just got get smashed at a friends house??? Suppose to go bowl in Reno that weekend also, but I think I'll just hang around here probably...

Good thing about a rambling thread --- u can just blab about anything anytime you want...

PastorMikH
12-26-2006, 11:46 PM
I found a PBA Shark... Regular cost is $379.00 --- I can get it for $189.00... It can be used on any lane condition --- preferably with some oil... All you have to do is adjust where you stand at... You will need to move your body left while using this ball... It cranks !!!!



I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now.

:)



Actually, this Trooper I bought last night on Ebay (for $9.99) has the same hook rating on dry lanes as my Beast does on oil, so I am thinking that I might have it drilled similar to my Beast so it will work the same on dry. I will probably take both too the city and let a pro-shop guy watch me throw a few with the Beast, then tell him the lane conditions and what I want the ball to do.

PastorMikH
12-26-2006, 11:47 PM
I have a decision to make... Do I go to the New Year's Eve game, or just got get smashed at a friends house??? Suppose to go bowl in Reno that weekend also, but I think I'll just hang around here probably...

Good thing about a rambling thread --- u can just blab about anything anytime you want...



My USBC card has an average of 190 - since I haven't been 10 pins over, I'll still be carrying that average to a tourney - need a partner with some handicap?



:)

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 12:05 PM
I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now.

:)

I have NEVER used a spare ball a day in my life... I use my main ball as my spare ball... I just adjust my body or speed on the ball...

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 12:06 PM
My USBC card has an average of 190 - since I haven't been 10 pins over, I'll still be carrying that average to a tourney - need a partner with some handicap?



:)

We're already signed up for the city tournament and The Greater Ozark Open...You should get some guys and come up to Springfield some year and bowl in that tournament...

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 12:09 PM
I'm having problems with my plastic spare ball cranking too much. I doubt the Shark would be an option right now

When using your spare ball and you need to shoot straight or at a 10 pin --- make sure you keep your wrist under the ball... Let the ball roll straight off your hand... Don't snap your wrist like you would on the first ball...

PastorMikH
12-27-2006, 12:51 PM
When using your spare ball and you need to shoot straight or at a 10 pin --- make sure you keep your wrist under the ball... Let the ball roll straight off your hand... Don't snap your wrist like you would on the first ball...



Yep. When shooting at the 10 pin, I have found that there are times when my best bet is to loft the ball 3/4 of the way to the 10 pin.


:)


Usually, I throw my spare ball over the same mark as my other ball and it covers the 10, but there are nights.....

PastorMikH
12-27-2006, 12:56 PM
I have NEVER used a spare ball a day in my life... I use my main ball as my spare ball... I just adjust my body or speed on the ball...



I didn't either until I started bowling here last year. Used to cover the thing 90-95% of the time. Averaging 160 because I never could get the 10 pin here changed my view on the subject. Since getting the plastic ball, I'm about 75% and getting more consistent all the time. Left half a dozen or better last week, covered them all and missed the 6-7-10 because I hit full 10 and cut the 6 too sharp and bounced it off the wall and around the 7 - sure wished the 4 had been standing.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 06:15 PM
I didn't either until I started bowling here last year. Used to cover the thing 90-95% of the time. Averaging 160 because I never could get the 10 pin here changed my view on the subject. Since getting the plastic ball, I'm about 75% and getting more consistent all the time. Left half a dozen or better last week, covered them all and missed the 6-7-10 because I hit full 10 and cut the 6 too sharp and bounced it off the wall and around the 7 - sure wished the 4 had been standing.


I use to have problems with the 10 pin... Now, i can get it 99% of the time... Believe it or not --- I have more problems with the 7 than the 10...

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:33 PM
I'm confused. Um, Is this still a "say whatever" thread? Because I had something off the wall to say and now I feel obligated to talk about bowling only.


weird

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 06:34 PM
I'm confused. Um, Is this still a "say whatever" thread? Because I had something off the wall to say and now I obligated to talk about bowling only.


weird

Say whatever you want... That includes ---- THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS BORING !!!! ROFL

big nasty kcnut
12-27-2006, 06:36 PM
I never liked mariah carey.

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:37 PM
I used to like Bases-Loaded on Nintendo.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 06:39 PM
I never liked mariah carey.


She black/white or mixed ??? Hard to tell by her videos... :)

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 06:39 PM
I used to like Bases-Loaded on Nintendo.

That -- was a fun game....

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:41 PM
She black/white or mixed ??? Hard to tell by her videos... :)

Her mom is black. Well according to Redrum_69 anyway...

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 06:42 PM
Her mom is black. Well according to Redrum_69 anyway...

:hmmm: Could be... She's got some kind of mix in there...

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:42 PM
That -- was a fun game....

Even better. I found a sight were you can play almost any NES game free it is a JAVA platform. Thanks to Bill Gates I can't get it at home.

Bob Dole
12-27-2006, 06:43 PM
Boobies.

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:43 PM
Even better. I found a sight were you can play almost any NES game free it is a JAVA platform. Thanks to Bill Gates I can't get it at home.

thatsanderskid.com

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 06:49 PM
okay on Friday my dad flew in from KC. I had a pot of chili made. After we finished it, I immediately froze it.

A short while ago I defrosted it and boiled some whole-wheat angel-hair pasta.

BAM!!

Chili Mac!

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:00 PM
okay on Friday my dad flew in from KC. I had a pot of chili made. After we finished it, I immediately froze it.

A short while ago I defrosted it and boiled some whole-wheat angel-hair pasta.

BAM!!

Chili Mac!

Froze it ??? Like -- in the freezer ??? I've had it set in the fridge afew days --- but never froze it...

Chili on a stick !!!! :p

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 07:16 PM
Froze it ??? Like -- in the freezer ??? I've had it set in the fridge afew days --- but never froze it...

Chili on a stick !!!! :p

I will openly admit my original intention was to eat it a few weeks after my dad and I did, Not a few days.

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 07:18 PM
it freezes fine similiar to freezing vegetable soup.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:25 PM
it freezes fine similiar to freezing vegetable soup.

That will work... I always fix too much during deer season or when the weather turns cold...

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:28 PM
I never liked mariah carey.
I still hate ham.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:29 PM
I still hate ham.


I hate liver --- and she has one of those too.......

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:31 PM
What's with those nasty huge veins in ham? Can't they grow a vein-less pig? Shit, they figured out how to grow spineless politicians.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:36 PM
Anyone else have a credit card amassing points they're unaware of? I just found out a card I've had for years has been racking up points. I got an iPod out of the deal and still have points to burn. Figured I really didn't need a waffle maker or gym bag.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:38 PM
Oh, and my house is free of all pirated software for the first time I can remember. I audited myself over my Christmas break.

88TG88
12-27-2006, 07:39 PM
Oh, and my house is free of all pirated software for the first time I can remember. I audited myself over my Christmas break.
very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:40 PM
very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man
"But, sir, you ARE the man. So aren't you just sticking it to yourself?"

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:41 PM
very few things in my house are legal. i always like to stick it to the man
What about your wife/girlfriend/Cuban house boy (NTTAWWT)? Are they legal?

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 07:51 PM
I like cooking with olive oil. It is the poor man's truffle oil.

I love sluts!

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:54 PM
I love sluts!

I love Lesbian sluts !!! Like Miss Nevada !! :)

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 07:55 PM
Anyone else have a credit card amassing points they're unaware of? I just found out a card I've had for years has been racking up points. I got an iPod out of the deal and still have points to burn. Figured I really didn't need a waffle maker or gym bag.
No, but when I stopped into QT last night for a case of beer they had a mail-in offer for a $10 QT gift card with the purchase of the aforementioned case of beer. Sweet serendipity!

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 07:56 PM
No, but when I stopped into QT last night for a case of beer they had a mail-in offer for a $10 QT gift card with the purchase of the aforementioned case of beer. Sweet serendipity!
Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 07:56 PM
I like cooking with olive oil. It is the poor man's truffle oil.

I love sluts!
Peanut oil kicks ass too, and I had to give up sluts a long time ago.

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 07:57 PM
Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.
No, it was $18. I'm not that cheap.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:58 PM
Was the case $10 or less? If so the damage to your health will never be covered by the $10.

True... Most insurance's require a $25.00 copay for each doctor's visit...

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 07:59 PM
No, it was $18. I'm not that cheap.

Still not covered !! :p You should have bought a case of Michelob

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 08:01 PM
Still not covered !! :p You should have bought a case of Michelob
I don't think Michelob is sold by the case. I would've had to buy two twelve packs at a considerably higher cost. Plus the offer was only for the brand of beer I happened to be buying anyway.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:07 PM
I don't think Michelob is sold by the case. I would've had to buy two twelve packs at a considerably higher cost. Plus the offer was only for the brand of beer I happened to be buying anyway.


8 1/2 beers at a Chiefs game would have done it...

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:09 PM
Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:13 PM
Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com

Not to hijack PinkFloyd....

Thanks

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:18 PM
Not to hijack PinkFloyd....

Thanks

No problem... This thread is about anything and everything... Hijack all you want !!

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:22 PM
I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:23 PM
Nevermind Simplex. Thank you PF.

BTW;

Has anyone ever tried Macaroni & Cheese loaf?

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:23 PM
I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored

Make sure if you get cable -- that it has the NFL Network !!! :)

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:24 PM
Nevermind Simplex. Thank you PF.

BTW;

Has anyone ever tried Macaroni & Cheese loaf?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!! I made sure when I was a kid, that mom got some sliced up at the grocery store for sandwich meat !!!

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:25 PM
Make sure if you get cable -- that it has the NFL Network !!! :)


that's for sure, had direct tv when it started, loved it. all football all the time along with Tivo. I never left the couch. check that, I never wanted to leave the couch, I still sit here, but now I bitch

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:26 PM
Simplex I need your help. I found a sight were you can play NES games via Java. BUT. Now Dell Laptops using Windows XP don't come preloaded with Jave. I try to download the proper version to no avail. I keep getting error messages.

BTW the URL is www.thatsanderskid.com
Not to state the obvious, but I assume you've installed java from Sun?

http://java.com/en/download/index.jsp

Priest4Prez
12-27-2006, 08:26 PM
Go Kansas City. Who would have thought Herm could win 8 games? I have decided that the chiefs need a new GM who is willing to spend a little more money on players. Also, my new year's resolution is to pray everyday for an offensive line that doesn't qualify for social security.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:28 PM
Go Kansas City. Who would have thought Herm could win 8 games? I have decided that the chiefs need a new GM who is willing to spend a little more money on players. Also, my new year's resolution is to pray everyday for an offensive line that doesn't qualify for social security.

I'm ready for some baseball... I'm getting spring fever !!! :drool:

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:29 PM
That is awesome. We used to buy the Seitz brand. Mom would make Miracle Whip And Mac and Chs. loaf sand on Wonder Bread. What the hell ever happened to Seitz is that brand exclusive to KC? I haven't seen it since I left. Ohh Olive Loaf was a close second.

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Not to state the obvious, but I assume you've installed java from Sun?

http://java.com/en/download/index.jsp

Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:32 PM
Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)

I think I got it...

Thanks though

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:33 PM
Don't ridicule my ignorance with your "Not to state the obvious" riggamarole! :)
Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:34 PM
That is awesome. We used to buy the Seitz brand. Mom would make Miracle Whip And Mac and Chs. loaf sand on Wonder Bread. What the hell ever happened to Seitz is that brand exclusive to KC? I haven't seen it since I left. Ohh Olive Loaf was a close second.

We had our Mac loaf cut right at the store... I like pickle loaf also... I can't even hardly find the Mac loaf anymore either... That stuff was awesome... Miracle whip and lettuce !!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM....

Priest4Prez
12-27-2006, 08:35 PM
Go red sox

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:36 PM
Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.


fight, fight :PPL:
let's go you two, enter the octogon, "let's get it on"

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:36 PM
Sorry, it was a moment of holiday-induced weakness. I'll rephrase:

I assume your dumb ass installed Java? If not then f**king google it.

Thank you for the reply Nick Burns...

Yep this dumbass installed it. No thanks to you I'm now playing PaperBoy.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:37 PM
Thank you for the reply Nick Burns...

Yep this dumbass installed it. No thanks to you I'm now playing PaperBoy.
Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:38 PM
We had our Mac loaf cut right at the store... I like pickle loaf also... I can't even hardly find the Mac loaf anymore either... That stuff was awesome... Miracle whip and lettuce !!! UMMMMMMMMMMMMM....


Couldn't agree more. Possibly the most mysterious meat out there. Oddly the most delicious as well.

puzzling

TinyEvel
12-27-2006, 08:38 PM
I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:39 PM
Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?



ouch :Bartee: burn

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:40 PM
Why play a game that simulates what you do for a living?


Because it is free and good practice. Besides I only have 3-routes currently. Times are hard. This S-500 payment is taking all I make.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:41 PM
(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!
...but do you like HAM?

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:41 PM
I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!

ROFL That's a good one... Especially about the office keg beer !!! War shows on history are good also... Especially about the Civil War... AND -- playing with your children is priceless !!!

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:42 PM
Because it is free and good practice. Besides I only have 3-routes currently. Times are hard. This S-500 payment is taking all I make.
You should talk to Phobia. I hear if you work your ass off for a year Nick Athan will pay you a whole $500.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:42 PM
AND -- playing with your children is priceless !!!
What the hell were you doing playing with his children? You some kind of hot female grade school teacher or something?

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:43 PM
I don't watch baseball.
I have Java.
I've never bowled a three-digit game.
I like watching History Channel war shows.
I've used abandoned office kitchenette tupperware to take home beer from the remaining keg after office functions...drinking most of it on the way.
I got some 3 am delight during a thunderstorm last night.
Just got finished playing hot wheels Sizzlers with my girls for about an hour.

I consider myself a lucky person.

(but I do still have a ghetto mailbox...see page 5 of this thread)

BELIEVE!!!


give you the props on the mailbox :thumb:

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:43 PM
You should talk to Phobia. I hear if you work your ass off for a year Nick Athan will pay you a whole $500.
heh.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:45 PM
What the hell were you doing playing with his children? You some kind of hot female grade school teacher or something?

ROFL ... You know what I mean... Speaking of teachers... My high school english teacher was a bomb shell... I would have done her IN PLAIN SITE of my girlfriend !!!

:)

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:45 PM
Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:46 PM
Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys

There's your school teacher !!!! ROFL








Just Kidding

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:47 PM
no, I'm watching ballroom dancing, remember


hea he, I almost said member

TinyEvel
12-27-2006, 08:48 PM
...but do you like HAM?

Yes, In fact, I have about 12 Lbs. of it leftover in my fridge right now.

TIP: When cleaning up the Christmas ham leg, DO NOT toss bits to your dog, and DO NOT give her the huge (substantially indestructible-looking) femur.

My dog laid waste to the thing and gnawed away about 30 percent of it (I didn't know until it was too late). Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:49 PM
no, I'm watching ballroom dancing, remember


hea he, I almost said member


You need to get that cable !!! :p

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:50 PM
Hey all, just wanted to say something here.

I love you guys




no really. I love you guys
F-ing n00bs.


.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:51 PM
Yes, In fact, I have about 12 Lbs. of it leftover in my fridge right now.

TIP: When cleaning up the Christmas ham leg, DO NOT toss bits to your dog, and DO NOT give her the huge (substantially indestructible-looking) femur.

My dog laid waste to the thing and gnawed away about 30 percent of it (I didn't know until it was too late). Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:


:Lin:

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:52 PM
...Then proceeded to parf it up onto three neat, ham-smelling piles on the living room rug the next morning. :banghead:
I'm just curious, but what did you expect a pile (or three) of vomited ham femur to smell like?

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 08:53 PM
I need cable, bad. we have regular tv and my wife wants to watch Ballroom dancing on PBS

yuck, bored
You don't need cable, you need a new wife.

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:54 PM
You don't need cable, you need a new wife.
Maybe it's not the cable he's missing. Maybe it's those two spherical objects that hang behind the cable.

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:55 PM
F-ing n00bs.


.
nlm :BLVD: nlm

I got your "juice"

Simply Red
12-27-2006, 08:55 PM
boy that NFL Netwk. commercial has lost its burst after our likely playoff elimination.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 08:55 PM
You don't need cable, you need a new wife.

Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:56 PM
nlm :BLVD: nlm

I got your "juice"
Welcome to the night crew.



You f**king POS. :clap:

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:56 PM
Maybe it's not the cable he's missing. Maybe it's those two spherical objects that hang behind the cable.
Denise

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:59 PM
So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 08:59 PM
Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!


no it's not like that, we are sick and laying on the couch drugged up, just moved to MO and haven't got cable yet

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 08:59 PM
Could be cheaper if you work it right !!! Some cable, depending on how many thousands of channels you want, might cost more than a divorce !!!
Divorce is for people without garbage disposals.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:01 PM
So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.

They say the closest a person gets to dieing -- without dieing --- is during sleep.... Or during surgery....

Gezzzzzzzzz.... Everyone of us has almost died thousand's and thousand's of times !!! :shake:

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 09:01 PM
Whoever sliced these buns that I'm eating my bratwursts on is an idiot. The bottom flap is about 1/8" thick and is just falling apart. Shit like that pisses me off, how effing hard is it to slice a bun?

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 09:02 PM
Ok, why the f**k are these CDs still sitting on my desk? I haven't touched them for weeks.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:03 PM
no it's not like that, we are sick and laying on the couch drugged up, just moved to MO and haven't got cable yet

Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 09:03 PM
They say the closest a person gets to dieing -- without dieing --- is during sleep.... Or during surgery....

Gezzzzzzzzz.... Everyone of us has almost died thousand's and thousand's of times !!! :shake:
Spelling just died a little there.

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 09:03 PM
So my resting heart rate is ~50 bpm.

When I meditate take about 2 breaths per minute, but it's much faster than that when I'm just sitting around.

In case you were wondering.
I was over at my brother's for Christmas and he showed me this room he built to meditate in. It was about 3' x 3' and the walls were lined with foil so he could ground it. Have you ever heard of anything like that or is he crazy?

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Whoever sliced these buns that I'm eating my bratwursts on is an idiot. The bottom flap is about 1/8" thick and is just falling apart. Shit like that pisses me off, how effing hard is it to slice a bun?

I hear ya... Everytime I get done with one of those buns, it looks like its been thru a shredder... Pisses me off also..

Coach
12-27-2006, 09:04 PM
*munching popcorn while watching this thread*

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!
Hey coffee, you guys on meth? That's really the drug of choice in MO. Though I suppose as hard as it is for me to get Claritin meth will be in short supply now.



ROFL

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:05 PM
Spelling just died a little there.


Oh yeah --- I think my spelling died !!!

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:05 PM
Oh yeah --- I think my spelling died !!!


Or is dead... Or; passed away...

crazycoffey
12-27-2006, 09:05 PM
Welcome to Misery --- I mean Missouri... We're alllllllllllllll drugged up !!!


yes, that's why we moved here


Misery loves company

Baconeater
12-27-2006, 09:06 PM
Although he built it under a stairway so it was certainly an efficient use of space and all, I just thought it was a little weird.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:07 PM
Hey coffee, you guys on meth? That's really the drug of choice in MO. Though I suppose as hard as it is for me to get Claritin meth will be in short supply now.



ROFL


I was on the Methylpred Pack about a month ago... Along with steriods !!

I was sicker than a wet rat !!!

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:08 PM
Although he built it under a stairway so it was certainly an efficient use of space and all, I just thought it was a little weird.

I missed something here... We talking about Harry Potter's bedroom ???


ROFL

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 09:08 PM
I was over at my brother's for Christmas and he showed me this room he built to meditate in. It was about 3' x 3' and the walls were lined with foil so he could ground it. Have you ever heard of anything like that or is he crazy?
I don't think it's called "meditating" when you sit in a small room reading conspiracy theories and mumbling to yourself. :shrug:

Actually, there's a lot of new age weirdo stuff that I don't get into much. I've read up on the Yogis and their practice some, though I'm not impressed. Basically it boils down that they're trying to get away from themselves IMO. I follow the Zen Buddhist (Korean) meditation philosophy of just emptying your mind and understanding that you know nothing and that nothing exists (including your mind) until your mind creates it.

PinkFloyd
12-27-2006, 09:10 PM
I don't think it's called "meditating" when you sit in a small room reading conspiracy theories and mumbling to yourself. :shrug:

Actually, there's a lot of new age weirdo stuff that I don't get into much. I've read up on the Yogis and their practice some, though I'm not impressed. Basically it boils down that they're trying to get away from themselves IMO. I follow the Zen Buddhist (Korean) meditation philosophy of just emptying your mind and understanding that you know nothing and that nothing exists (including your mind) until your mind creates it.


Has anyone ever dreamed --- they were having a dream --- in their dream ??? :)

Simplex3
12-27-2006, 09:12 PM
So they did some studies where they hooked up some Indian yogis and Zen Buddhist monks to EKG machines and monitored their brainwaves during meditation. They both achieved near-dead states of mental inactivity. The difference came when a loud noise would be made in the room. The yogis didn't register any change, but the monks would spike a little and then immediately calm back down.

To me this is a major difference. The yogi was ignoring the world around him, the monk was simply reflecting that world and not judging it.