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chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:06 PM
Okay just two thoughts so far:

Steve Young gets more friggin stupid with each passing week's show. Yeah, he called Lamont Jordan, "One of those great Running Backs..." Yeah, he said theguy was "Great"

They finally put some lipstick on that dude Michelle's dude mouth

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 06:08 PM
dunno, but that fish catching thing they did, was awesome. haha

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 06:08 PM
Is this official??

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:09 PM
Young however, just said his second cool statement to Michael "Speakng on behalf on cocaine" Irvin - he called him an "enabler" for Seattle, LOL! First time he said something about Mike "always having TO"

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:09 PM
Anyway, if anyone's watching the game tonight, enjoy...

Cheers!

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:10 PM
Is this official??

Yeah dude, totally official Dammit!!!1111111bbqWTFimgoingonmybachelorettepartyandwanttoknowhati shouldwear!!!THREAD!

Hopefull we won't have more intriguing banter about turncoat kickers this time around.

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 06:12 PM
Yeah dude, totally official Dammit!!!1111111bbqWTFimgoingonmybachelorettepartyandwanttoknowhati shouldwear!!!THREAD!

Hopefull we won't have more intriguing banter about turncoat kickers this time around.
ROFL

I was wondering how long it would take you to see that :p

As long as you say it's official..it must be official :clap:

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:16 PM
Yes, someone always makes one of these threads, and the past 3 weeks, nobody was - so I did :)

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:17 PM
Yeah, seattle kicked their ass in the first half by holding that offense to 1 first down and NOT converting on 3rd downs the entire game...whatever

chagrin
11-06-2006, 06:19 PM
I love Rachel Nichols and her huge mouth...who the hell is Colleen Dominguez? I think she actually looks worse than Suzy Kolber

scott free
11-06-2006, 06:27 PM
Well.......i guess it IS football, i'll prolly keep an eye on it, but this has got to be the least exciting matchup thus far.

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 06:29 PM
WTF they are waiting til halftime for the number 1 jacked up

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 06:30 PM
WTF they are waiting til halftime for the number 1 jacked up

They have done that all year long. It must be some attempt to prevent people from switching away from Theisman and Kornheiser after the Raiders get blown out after the first quarter.

scott free
11-06-2006, 06:31 PM
WTF they are waiting til halftime for the number 1 jacked up

I caught that too, a lil' marketing 101. Trying to keep people tuned in to this turd-burger.

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 06:32 PM
They have done that all year long. It must be some attempt to prevent people from switching away from Theisman and Kornheiser after the Raiders get blown out after the first quarter.
I havent paid much attention to the pregame on espn. I am usually watching NFL network then i go over to the game, and i never watch halftime

GoTrav
11-06-2006, 06:32 PM
extra anchovies?

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 06:35 PM
Kornheiser's rant about Al Davis 's smell... ROFL

chiefsfan987
11-06-2006, 06:38 PM
All day I've had a wierd feeling that Oakland is going to win this game. I don't know why, I just get that feeling.

Spott
11-06-2006, 06:39 PM
The Raiders still suck.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 06:40 PM
Come on boy's let's make it 3 in a row

GO RA!DERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 06:43 PM
Good start for the Fade.

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 06:48 PM
SWEET! Fantasy points!!!

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 06:53 PM
:ZZZ:

DaFace
11-06-2006, 06:53 PM
SWEET! Fantasy points!!!

I think I can say, same here. Branch isn't on my team, but he's on the team of the last-place guy who's about to beat the guy in front of me. :thumb:

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 06:53 PM
I need 11 more points from Branch...and none from that bitch Maurice Morris.

Coach
11-06-2006, 06:55 PM
TD Seattle.

JBucc
11-06-2006, 06:55 PM
LMAO

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 06:56 PM
worst OL I've seen....a lot of that is coaching....no excuse for that crap

Coach
11-06-2006, 06:56 PM
Raiders goes 3 and out.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 06:56 PM
Brooks was sacked what 8 times against the Chargers? Will the Raiders outdo that tonight?

DaFace
11-06-2006, 06:57 PM
I almost feel bad for the freakin Raiders. They just suck. Really, really, bad. It's like watching a high school team trying to compete with the pros.

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 06:57 PM
Honestly, when the Raiders drafted gallery, I was worried...

not so much any more

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 06:59 PM
I can't fathom how the Cards and Steelers lost to the Raiders....

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 07:00 PM
Honestly, when the Raiders drafted gallery, I was worried...

not so much any more

Gallery is the Ryan Leaf of LTs

he is 1-in-a-100-years bad....still, you think Solari couldn't make that line decent?

the whole organization is a farce, they are the new Bengals

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:01 PM
Honestly, when the Raiders drafted gallery, I was worried...

not so much any more

Now that he was brought up - WTF is the deal with him? He was a beast at Iowa, in the Big 10 - those linemen are usually a slam dunk. Is it coaching, what?

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:02 PM
Porter; Still in Shell's doghouse? I didn't see him in player intro's...

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:03 PM
Porter; Still in Shell's doghouse? I didn't see him in player intro's...

He was supposed to play, but I guess he isn't starting. Porter said before the game that the conflict with Shell isn't over, he still wants to be traded/cut after the season is over.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:03 PM
Porter; Still in Shell's doghouse? I didn't see him in player intro's...

Sadly I had to pick him up with Bouldin off this week. The FA's pool was depleted...

WilliamTheIrish
11-06-2006, 07:04 PM
Now that he was brought up - WTF is the deal with him? He was a beast at Iowa, in the Big 10 - those linemen are usually a slam dunk. Is it coaching, what?

He's Tony Mandarich II.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:04 PM
He was supposed to play, but I guess he isn't starting. Porter said before the game that the conflict with Shell isn't over, he still wants to be traded/cut after the season is over.

ty B777

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:04 PM
I almost feel bad for the freakin Raiders. They just suck. Really, really, bad. It's like watching a high school team trying to compete with the pros. Thank you, sort of.

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:05 PM
I almost feel bad for the freakin Raiders. They just suck. Really, really, bad. It's like watching a high school team trying to compete with the pros.

Yet, for some reason, they hang tough against the Chiefs. It's annoying that no matter how bad they are, they always give the Chiefs fits, especially at Arrowhead.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:05 PM
"his quick feet allow him to make the pump"

....thanks Joe..... :banghead:

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:08 PM
The Raiders do have some talent, It's that Nucleus thing lacking.

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:10 PM
Did Randy Moss just slide to avoid a tackle?

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:13 PM
Did Randy Moss just slide to avoid a tackle?

Sure looked like it. Heh, Clearly Moss has skills but god this QB is terrible.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:13 PM
He's Tony Mandarich II.

Yikes! You really think he is THAT bad? I think he might just be a reflection of the rest of the team, it doesn't appear any of them give a shit

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:13 PM
ROFL

riche77
11-06-2006, 07:13 PM
for everyone who thinks OUR O-line has problems: shut the **** up.

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:14 PM
My lord, it looks like the Hawks are blitzing every time, but they're only rushing four.

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:14 PM
What's the NFL record for a team giving up sacks in a single game?

Seattle got 4 already, and its only the 1st Quarter!

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:14 PM
Not to post-whore but;












ZZZZZZZZZZZ! ZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:14 PM
Make that 5

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:14 PM
What's the NFL record for a team giving up sacks in a single game?

Seattle got 4 already, and its only the 1st Quarter!

Its 12.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:15 PM
With our front line, I honestly don't think Joe Montana could even survive.
This is getting hard to watch.:shake:

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 07:15 PM
4th & 27

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:15 PM
Sacked 3 in a row.

Good God Almighty.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:15 PM
Oh my God, that line cannot block!!!

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 07:16 PM
With our front line, I honestly don't think Joe Montana could even survive.
This is getting hard to watch.:shake:
Dude..this is embarrassing :shake: :shake:

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:16 PM
OH MY GOD - NOW I see why they never usually put makeup on that dude Michelle - he was shaking like Katherine Hepburn

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:17 PM
With our front line, I honestly don't think Joe Montana could even survive.
This is getting hard to watch.:shake:
They need to simplify the QB's plays for a bit to give him a chance and to build some sort of momentum or rhythm.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:20 PM
They need to simplify the QB's plays for a bit to give him a chance and to build some sort of momentum or rhythm.

They could start with a 3 step drop. This offense is ancient, it won't work in today's NFL.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:20 PM
All I need to win is to make sure that Morris and the Seattle D score less than 22 points. After one quarter, I look absolutely cooked. F*ck you Oakland!! :cuss: Just score two TDs, you dumb knuckledraggers :cuss: :cuss:

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:21 PM
What happened to that great Raider defense? Oh wait, it never existed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:23 PM
Jerramy Stevens is one dumb cocksucker.

OldTownChief
11-06-2006, 07:25 PM
It's unbelievable how bad the Raiders really are. Focus on individual players and notice the absolutely terrible technique in everything they do. It's embarrassing. They play zone D like a high school team. And that O line...OMG

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
the walrus is pissed

coo, coo, kachoo

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
Nice job, Turd.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
I sure miss Terdell Sands.

siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
All of a sudden this game is waist-deep in dumbassery.

Saulbadguy
11-06-2006, 07:26 PM
"Only the Raiders"

siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 07:27 PM
HAHA Stevens. What an uber-tool from DA U.

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:27 PM
Jerramy Stevens is one dumb cocksucker.

This I agree.

LMAO @ Holmgren chewing his ass out.

Haha, another drop by Stevens.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:27 PM
Stevens has to be the biggest pussy in the NFL. If I'm Holmgren, I cut him right now. In the middle of the game, tell him to take his pads off and get the f*ck out of my sight.

siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 07:28 PM
HAHA Stevens. What an uber-tool from DA U.

Doh. What was I thinking? Not the U. Washington. Speaking of dumbasses.

OldTownChief
11-06-2006, 07:28 PM
Yet, for some reason, they hang tough against the Chiefs. It's annoying that no matter how bad they are, they always give the Chiefs fits, especially at Arrowhead.

I can't see that this year. Allen and Hali should each have career days.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:28 PM
I find it harder to hate them when they suck. I've grown to hate the Broncos far more. Not even close. Plus Art Shell seems okay. Order of hatred;

1-Broncos
2-Chargers
3-Raiders

siberian khatru
11-06-2006, 07:28 PM
Stevens has to be the biggest pussy in the NFL. If I'm Holmgren, I cut him right now. In the middle of the game, tell him to take his pads off and get the f*ck out of my sight.

'Zactly.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:29 PM
Stevens has to be the biggest pussy in the NFL. If I'm Holmgren, I cut him right now. In the middle of the game, tell him to take his pads off and get the f*ck out of my sight.

Except they need him because he is a pretty important part of their offense. He's a pussy, but he isn't that bad.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:29 PM
Well, we managed to keep them out of the end zone, twice.
Thatís something.


.....me thinks a trip to the shed is in order.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:29 PM
Why in the hell isn't Tuiasasopo in there??

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:30 PM
Why in the hell isn't Tuiasasopo in there??

Because he sucks worse than Walters? Plus he doesn't fit the Raiders vertical offense and was a Gurden pick. Why play a qb who will be gone next year instead of the guy you drafted to be your QBOTF.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:31 PM
Except they need him because he is a pretty important part of their offense. He's a pussy, but he isn't that bad.

A tight end who is afraid of contact is like a running back that doesn't like to take handoffs. He has no place in the NFL.

Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 07:31 PM
Which team is going to pick up JEremy Stevens when he's cut tomorrow?

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:32 PM
Because he sucks worse than Walters? Plus he doesn't fit the Raiders vertical offense and was a Gurden pick. Why play a qb who will be gone this year instead of the guy you draft to be your QBOTF.

Because you are ruining your QBOTF behind this line and Tui can actually move.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:32 PM
were'd Raiders QB play in College?

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:32 PM
Which team is going to pick up JEremy Stevens when he's cut tomorrow?

At least 15 NFL teams would be interested. He gets alot of bad publicity for the Superbowl, but he is actually an above average TE.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:33 PM
were'd Raiders QB play in College? dark closets by himself

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:33 PM
were'd Raiders QB play in College?

Arizona State.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:34 PM
Why in the hell isn't Tuiasasopo in there?? F**Ked if I know??? I've been screaming that ever since Gannon retired.

noa
11-06-2006, 07:35 PM
Christian Slater!!! He's so dreamy....

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:35 PM
Christian Slater ROFL ROFL

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:35 PM
A Jerry Porter sighting!

noa
11-06-2006, 07:36 PM
This is just shameless by ESPN. If he's not going to say anything sports-related, why the hell put him on IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GAME?

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 07:37 PM
Christian ****ing Slater?

are you ****ing kidding me you fascist ass eaters!?!

well, so much for that...I refuse to contribute to that corporate assholery....the Food Channel is showing how they make Calphalon cook ware...

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:38 PM
I can't see that this year. Allen and Hali should each have career days.

Probably, but when was the last time the Chiefs actually kicked their asses up and down on the field? I expected the Chiefs to do that last year at Arrowhead, but if my memory serves me right, the Chiefs had to go for a 4th down and goal to win the game.

Frazod
11-06-2006, 07:38 PM
Good God, what's next? I'm waiting for Kornheiser to start pimping ginsu knives. :shake:

noa
11-06-2006, 07:38 PM
Christian ****ing Slater?

are you ****ing kidding me you fascist ass eaters!?!

well, so much for that...I refuse to contribute to that corporate assholery....the Food Channel is showing how they make Calphalon cook ware...


I was thinking of tuning into HBO's Ali G marathon.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:38 PM
A Jerry Porter sighting!


did he catch one? I'm on Lortabs trying to pay attention to details and struggling. Had a Root-Canal today.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:38 PM
ROFL

Slater- "ohoo look at that kick!"

ROFL

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:39 PM
Why in the hell do you not go for it there if you are Oakland. Your offense sucks, and you have the wind this quarter....

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:39 PM
did he catch one? I'm on Lortabs trying to pay attention to details and struggling. Had a Root-Canal today.

Nope, he doesn't have a reception.

noa
11-06-2006, 07:39 PM
ROFL

Slater"ohoo look at that kick!"

ROFL


"If you look closely, I believe the player just threw the ball there. Yep, I was right, he threw the ball! Oh, look at that! Another player caught the ball! This is quite the game."

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:40 PM
And get that f**king Slater shit out of my f**king sight, ESPN!

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 07:40 PM
Well, either Slater has actually SEEN a football game before or they have someone telling him when to speak.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 07:42 PM
**** he's still there

don't they notice the viewers chart plunging when these F list celebrities come on to pimp their latest stint in rehab?

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Slater is a freaking joke.

"I need a jersey, or something. I need to be a better fan."

How about you stop pretending to be a football fan altogether?

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Didn't the Raiders get the memo? You are supposed to lie down and humiliate yourselves for our amusement.

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
...and he's OUTTA THERE.

Frazod
11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Good, I was worried I'd never get to see Sapp do his gay gerbil dance again. :Lin:

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 07:43 PM
Slater was WAAAAAAAAAASTED

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 07:44 PM
I like that stadium

stumppy
11-06-2006, 07:44 PM
'The Big Sting' is on the Animal Planet channel now.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 07:45 PM
We got a sack! PBJ

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:45 PM
Wow, this is post #1000.

Frazod
11-06-2006, 07:46 PM
I like that stadium

Same here. I'd love to see a game there.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:46 PM
Nope, he doesn't have a reception.


Oh well. 90 me 102 opponent he has nobody left I'm playing Sebastian and Porter need 12 pts. and it's not looking good. Ohh well who gives a sh!t! I'm sure you guys dont...Just flat-out boring game. The preceding is evident when they try to spice it up by bringing in Clarence.

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 07:47 PM
Wow, this is post #1000.

how's that workin for ya?

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 07:48 PM
why isn't Alexander eating nachos?

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 07:48 PM
At this point I'd like to request that the Seahawks stop sacking Andrew Walter. We need him healthy.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:49 PM
5 more sacks needed for the record. Come on Seattle.

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:49 PM
Theisman = tool

He's acting like Walters shouldn't be mad about the fact that he's been sacked about eleventy billion times.

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 07:50 PM
wow espn really picked a winner with this epic showdown. i expect to see this one on espn classic next week

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:50 PM
Christian Slater's hairline has actually receeded and then came back forward over the last few years.

ASTOUNDING

KcMizzou
11-06-2006, 07:51 PM
5 more sacks needed for the record. Come on Seattle.
That would be hilarious.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:51 PM
Wow, this is post #1000.


You have a very cool username, but let's not start a thread over this post count, okay?

headsnap
11-06-2006, 07:51 PM
"the way you judge a quarterback's accuracy is by his feet."

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:52 PM
Joe, you can't throw down the ball if you can't protect the qb for more than .5 secs.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 07:52 PM
You have a very cool username, but let's not start a thread over this post count, okay?

Nah, one post in the middle of a thread is more than enough.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:53 PM
Theisman = tool

He's acting like Walters shouldn't be mad about the fact that he's been sacked about eleventy billion times.

Thank God someone else sees this; earlier he wasw baggin on that kid for not pumping the ball once and throwing the ball; he said the guy wasn't making any moves and that's why he got sacked. On the replay they were showing when he said this garbage, the guy went back a few steps, had just enough time to glance downfield and he was hammered.
DIPSHIT!

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 07:53 PM
Joe, you can't throw down the ball if you can't protect the qb for more than .5 secs.
I'm going to sue your a** when that avatar gives me a seizure.

Adept Havelock
11-06-2006, 07:53 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Quite possibly the Worst Booth Ever.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:54 PM
TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY TONY

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:54 PM
You have a very cool username, but let's not start a thread over this post count, okay?

I don't think he will Chag. B777 seems like a good dude.

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
Ha, the Raiders are keeping around 8 in the box to try and protect him. LMAO

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
Looks like jAZ shouldn't have spent the entire week sucking Walters' c**k. It's just plain worn him out.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again.

Quite possibly the Worst Booth Ever.


It is the 2nd worst, behind Maguire, Theesman and Patrick

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
"the way you judge a quarterback's accuracy is by his feet."

There's nothing wrong with that statement. If you have good footwork, more often than not you will be accurate.

Frazod
11-06-2006, 07:55 PM
Perfect protection finally, and a shit throw. F#cking Raiders. ROFL

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:56 PM
Almost another sack before Walter flipped it away.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 07:56 PM
There's nothing wrong with that statement. If you have good footwork, more often than not you will be accurate.

shaddup GoChiefs - it's Kill Theisman time!

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 07:56 PM
how many punts so far in this game? are they trying for that record too?

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:58 PM
shaddup GoChiefs - it's Kill Theisman time!


Theisman is really hit or completely whiff regarding his commentating.

DaFace
11-06-2006, 07:58 PM
What in the bloody hell just happened?

Coach
11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
BWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
whiskey
tango
foxtrot :spock:

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
TERRIBLE!

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
yep, Raiders are as horrible as ever.

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 07:59 PM
haha these two teams make my peewee team look like an all madden team

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:00 PM
did that really happen?

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:00 PM
What in the bloody hell just happened?

LMAO at the replay - it was as bad as it looked the first time!!


Seriosuly guys, this Radiers team needs to be benched for the rest of the season. This is the worst football I have ever seen on TV, except for the SAINTs when I was very young.

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 08:00 PM
Lechler's legs going to fall off this year from to many punts.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:00 PM
The Seahags should be up by 40.

Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
Walters looked like he wanted to cry after the botched-snap-gift from the officials.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

headsnap
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
There's nothing wrong with that statement. If you have good footwork, more often than not you will be accurate.
it's a component of it, it is not how you judge it. ;)

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
holy crap! a play for positive yardage!

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
"Seneca Wallace has been very effective..."

10 of 15 for 97 yards and a Touchdown...LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
please, in proper context

KcMizzou
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
did that really happen?Can't watch from work... what was it?

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:01 PM
just perfect

the 20,000 catch wasn't really a catch

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 08:02 PM
this thread ROCKS!

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:02 PM
and there's that dude Michelle again, wearing my dead Grandma's couch upholstry

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Seneca is doing fine.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Can't watch from work... what was it?

looked like the center snapped it while Walters wasn't behind center...I still can't figure it out

DaFace
11-06-2006, 08:03 PM
Can't watch from work... what was it?

Basically, Walters was in the shotgun and raised his knee as if it were a silent count, then walked up to the line to do something (change the play maybe?). The center had already looked up and snapped the ball to an empty backfield. It was called a false start on Walters, though, for walking up to the line.

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 08:04 PM
Can't watch from work... what was it?


You're lucky to not watch and have to work.

heh...

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:04 PM
The Seahags should be up by 40.
Cornholler read the Planet!

Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 08:04 PM
looked like the center snapped it while Walters wasn't behind center...I still can't figure it out
Walters apparently forgot he had raised his leg to start the silent count.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:05 PM
You know - in a very twisted way, this is as entertaining as most MNF games

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:05 PM
PS, those fields are awesome. It's amazing how well that thing is performing. Arrowhead would be a freaking swamp. You know, after the soccer pu**ies finished screwing it up the day before the game.

Fairplay
11-06-2006, 08:06 PM
This game blows chunks.

MNF ratings have got to hit an all time low with this game.

Let alone the listening to Theismen and Tony Kornholio with mindless rantings.

This is game is really a disgrace and embarressment to the NFL.

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 08:06 PM
hmm another punt. couldnt see that one coming

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:06 PM
You know, after the soccer pu**ies finished screwing it up the day before the game.



HATER!! HATER!!! HATER!!! HOMOPHOB!!! HOMOPHOB!!!

L.A. Chieffan
11-06-2006, 08:07 PM
that was the best play the raiders ran so far

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:07 PM
This is game is really a disgrace and embarressment to the NFL.


OH COME ON MAN, jacked up is coming up

Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
20 seconds left.

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
Well, at least our D line has "some hart"Itís pretty bad that Walterís had to take a knee as opposed to ANOTHER HIT!WTF is up with our O line?Are they ALL fuggen blind?

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
Berman's hair is great. LMAO

Simply Red
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
You know - in a very twisted way, this is as entertaining as most MNF games


Thanks to three Lortabs you are exactly right. May qualify for the most "fun-to-watch" Monday game yet,

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
You know - in a very twisted way, this is as entertaining as most MNF games

yeah, I agree.....we'll break the sack record in the 2nd half...and maybe the Raiders will go with a no QB offense....

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 08:08 PM
This game blows chunks.

MNF ratings have got to hit an all time low with this game.

Let alone the listening to Theismen and Tony Kornholio with mindless rantings.

This is game is really a disgrace and embarressment to the NFL.
Agreed

The announcers make it 100x worse

Fairplay
11-06-2006, 08:09 PM
OH COME ON MAN, jacked up is coming up



I thought someone mentioned that if the dude got hurt that it won't be shown on all jacked up or something like that. Not sure if thats true? :shrug:

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:09 PM
maybe the Raiders will go with a no QB offense....


LMAO LMAO LMAO dude, that is funny shit right there!!

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:10 PM
hey! we got a .000001 sec hi-light

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 08:10 PM
Berman's hair is great. LMAO
What hair..it only grows on the sides..like 100 ft long..and is wipped over

headsnap
11-06-2006, 08:10 PM
PS, those fields are awesome. It's amazing how well that thing is performing. Arrowhead would be a freaking swamp. You know, after the soccer pu**ies finished screwing it up the day before the game.
that's what sucks about these fields!!!!


IT'S FOOTBALL!!!


IT"S POURING RAIN!!!!




THEIR UNIs ARE SPOTLESS!!!!!!








last year's Chargers game with LJ covered in mud pounding the ball...






NOW THAT'S FOOTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:11 PM
Steve Young must be running Windows. He keeps hanging and locking up.

Over-Head
11-06-2006, 08:11 PM
yeah, I agree.....we'll break the sack record in the 2nd half...and maybe the Raiders will go with a no QB offense....We already have :rolleyes:

Bob Dole
11-06-2006, 08:12 PM
PEyton MAnning is dreamy.

Tony Romo is dreamy.

Blah blah blah.

Fairplay
11-06-2006, 08:12 PM
You know - in a very twisted way, this is as entertaining as most MNF games



Like a really bad movie that is funny!
Like when things go so bad it is hilarious!
Like when kissing your sister is actually a turn-on!




Yes, i think i see this game in a whole new way!

VonneMarie
11-06-2006, 08:14 PM
hey! we got a .000001 sec hi-light
Ain't it great? LMAO

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:14 PM
Oh noes!!11!!! Urlacher sprained his labia!!!

Bill Parcells
11-06-2006, 08:14 PM
PEyton MAnning is dreamy.

Tony Romo is dreamy.

Blah blah blah.
You forgot T O and his pillow Mr Dole :p

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:15 PM
I find it surprising after seven sacks, the QB hasn't fumbled the ball yet.

Simplex3
11-06-2006, 08:15 PM
Oh, and if you can't parallel park your own car you shouldn't be driving one.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:17 PM
of course, they don't show the biggest hit of the week....

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:17 PM
Number 1 jacked-up was weak.

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 08:18 PM
of course, they don't show the biggest hit of the week....

They can't. The NFL complained, or something. No hits on jacked up that resulted in injury allowed.

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 08:18 PM
Due to he got injured. Was a given.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:18 PM
Like a really bad movie that is funny!
Like when things go so bad it is hilarious!
Like when kissing your sister is actually a turn-on!




Yes, i think i see this game in a whole new way!


EXACTLY!!!

Fairplay
11-06-2006, 08:19 PM
Maybe someone needs to send them that video of the last play of the chiefs-rams game.

Fruit Ninja
11-06-2006, 08:19 PM
Maybe someone needs to send them that video of the last play of the chiefs-rams game.
Why?

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:19 PM
I can't believe this shit. I went from a 22 point lead to 1.17 after one half b/c the Raiders can't score and have given up seven f*cking sacks. 7 GODDAMNED SACKS IN ONE HALF!! :banghead:

Archie F. Swin
11-06-2006, 08:21 PM
I think Snoop-a-loop's team might have a fighting chance against Art Shell's team

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:22 PM
dammit tafoya gimme back the fabric to my grandma's couch.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:22 PM
They can't. The NFL complained, or something. No hits on jacked up that resulted in injury allowed.

shit, I had no idea...too bad

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:22 PM
Oh, and if you can't parallel park your own car you shouldn't be driving one.

Heh, I'm still waiting for a news report of "Car that can automatically parallel park for you malfunctions, destroys other cars, kills 5."

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 08:24 PM
I can't believe this shit. I went from a 22 point lead to 1.17 after one half b/c the Raiders can't score and have given up seven f*cking sacks. 7 GODDAMNED SACKS IN ONE HALF!! :banghead:

Thats terrible. And I thought it was bad when I lost because Grossman gave me negative points when he played the Cards.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:26 PM
that intimidating raiturds D forced seneca to call a TO. come back from commercial and there'll be a personal foul called on the them some how.

Bowser
11-06-2006, 08:26 PM
Wow. The Raiders are truly deserving of this Monday night game.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:26 PM
All I'm asking from Oakland is to score one goddamned touchdown and keep Morris out of the endzone. One f*cking touchdown from an NFL team shouldn't be too much to ask against a D that has surrendered over 140 points in its last five games. But apparently it is when I need my goddamned fantasy team to come through one f*cking time this season. :bang:

Rain Man
11-06-2006, 08:27 PM
Seven sacks in one half? SEVEN? In ONE HALF?

Jared and Tamba must have the Raiders games circled on their calendars.

And wow, I'm looking at the stats and five of the sacks have come from defensive tackles. Reed and Edwards may have these games circled, too.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 08:28 PM
The puntfest continues.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:29 PM
Seven sacks in one half? SEVEN? In ONE HALF?

Jared and Tamba must have the Raiders games circled on their calendars.

And wow, I'm looking at the stats and five of the sacks have come from defensive tackles. Reed and Edwards may have these games circled, too.
I was thinking the same thing.

Well kinda. I mean I thought can't wait to see Allen and Hali against the raiders.

Actually I thought I want a ham sandwich.

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 08:30 PM
I think Eric Hicks could get 3 sacks against the Raiders.

Chief Faithful
11-06-2006, 08:31 PM
Oakland looks like an expansion team they are so bad. The body language on the offense says it all.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:32 PM
I think Eric Hicks could get 3 sacks against the Raiders.
hell would have to freeze over first.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:32 PM
I'm watching Law & Order now - elisabeth Rohm's first season....excellent line in this one, "Serena, I think it's about time you take another shot at the body guard"

god, I would drink her bath water, giggity giggity gig-gi-tty!

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Hey Oakland called a running play....

Art Shell at a loss for words???

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 08:32 PM
Art Shell at a "loss for words"? I don't believe it.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:33 PM
sack o rama!

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:33 PM
8 Sacks. Just shoot me in the f*cking head.

noa
11-06-2006, 08:33 PM
Oakland looks like an expansion team they are so bad. The body language on the offense says it all.


I agree. They are pathetic. Why did MNF think this would be a good game to broadcast? Even if the L.A. market is big, I can't imagine people tuning in to watch with sorry excuse for a team.

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:33 PM
8 now.

Frazod
11-06-2006, 08:34 PM
8 Sacks. Just shoot me in the f*cking head.

I take it your opponent has the Hags D, eh? Ow. :spank:

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:34 PM
wow a shovel pass incomplete man that's bad

Douche Baggins
11-06-2006, 08:34 PM
LOL

I've never seen someone throw a screen pass BEHIND the receiver.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:34 PM
Oakland, just hire me to coordinate your f*cking offense this half. I guaranf*cking tee I can get you 7 points.

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:35 PM
And they can't complete a f**king shovel pass.

Unbelieveable.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:36 PM
well the raiders had nice punt coverage there. you'd think they'd be tired by now. don't know why I am trying to find positive things to say about the play of the raiders. Must have forgotten to take my meds.

old_geezer
11-06-2006, 08:36 PM
This team beat Pittsburg - the team that handed us our heads on a platter. Unbelievable. :cuss:

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:36 PM
I take it your opponent has the Hags D, eh? Ow. :spank:

Yup. Up 22 points and he had Maurice Morris (of 2.9 ypc) and the Seattle D. 0 Points, 8 sacks, and 95 rushing yards later, I need Oakland to score just to reassume the lead.

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:37 PM
Oakland is to the integrity of the game what Katrina was to New Orleans....

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:37 PM
On my Publicx access Channel, they got Valencia Communicyt College doing "Introduction To Oceanography, it's pretty cool

VonneMarie
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
Did that fool Torrico really just say the Cardinals lost to Kansas City yesterday? :spock:

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
The Boz :shake:

Fairplay
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
The crowd noise is turned up to appear as though the fans are actually into this game. Sad.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
oh the Boz - how long till they show Bo running up his ass?

Coach
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
Boz = overrated and a pussy.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
Bosworh, a Seattle legend??
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO, that deserved 5

Basileus777
11-06-2006, 08:38 PM
The Boz!

headsnap
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
SH!T!!! NOW THE# BOZ!!!!!!

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
"blah blah blah" - joe theisman

Frazod
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
This team beat Pittsburg - the team that handed us our heads on a platter. Unbelievable. :cuss:

The $tealer$ beat the $tealer$. The Raiders were just standing there watching.

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
oh the Boz - how long till they show Bo running up his ass?

Not while they are beggin for anyone to beef up the booth

the Talking Can
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
GOD DAMMIT

another interview

^$@#$^&*(&^$#!@!###$$%^^&*

****

they just don't get it

Chief Faithful
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
Considering Oakland has basically the same personnel on offense except for QB as last year, I'm beginning to think Collins is a really good QB. The offense was not good last year, but they were much better than the team on the field tonight.

JBucc
11-06-2006, 08:39 PM
The Boz doesn't look so bad now that he's of the roids.

AZORChiefFan
11-06-2006, 08:40 PM
Not while they are beggin for anyone to beef up the booth
they showed it in the pre-game interview.

Brian 'My joints don't work cause of 'roids' Bosworth

chagrin
11-06-2006, 08:40 PM
"Guys, I'm not gonna lie to ya, I sucked"
Boz