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penguinz
11-07-2006, 03:28 PM
Irreconcilable differences stated as reason for split

Britney Spears has reportedly filed for divorce from Kevin Federline.

The web site TMZ.com reports Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.”

Her petition asks for legal and physical custody of their two kids, one-year-old Sean Preston and two-month-old Jayden James.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she showed off her post-pregnancy body during a surprise appearance on “Late Show with David Letterman.”

© 2006 MSNBC Interactive

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15609347/

BucEyedPea
11-07-2006, 03:48 PM
Good for her. Was about time. He was a gold-diggin' immature leech!

Brock
11-07-2006, 03:50 PM
Too late ya dizzy broad, he already gets half.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-07-2006, 03:51 PM
These two shake my belief in evolution. :shake:

ZepSinger
11-07-2006, 03:52 PM
Wow. Never saw that comin'.
:rolleyes:

Redrum_69
11-07-2006, 03:53 PM
Spears back on the market...Simpson out there floatin around....next will be Aguilera

Iowanian
11-07-2006, 04:03 PM
I'm more concerned that this bullshit is even newsworthy.

penguinz
11-07-2006, 04:19 PM
Not only is it newsworthy but both CNN and MSNBC had it flashing at the tops of their sites a Breaking News.

Baby Lee
11-07-2006, 04:21 PM
prepost!!!! :rolleyes:

Mecca
11-07-2006, 04:22 PM
More people care about Britney Spears than who wins the elections today.....

siberian khatru
11-07-2006, 04:59 PM
"Jayden James"? Sounds like a porn name.

Well, consider the source ...

Easy 6
11-07-2006, 05:19 PM
TRUE LOVE IS DEAD.

RINGLEADER
11-07-2006, 05:20 PM
I see her at the frozen yogurt place all the time. Very average in person w/no make-up. I bet 90% of people wouldn't even know it's her.

BWillie
11-07-2006, 05:23 PM
Oh well, hope she filed a prenup. KFED is gonna be baskin' in the sun enjoying himself with all of his Britney Dough. Alot of people don't like KFED, but you have to give him some cred. He got Britney back when she was hot, made her fat, knocked her up, leeched off of her money, called her fat on their reality show, and made her self esteem go to rock bottom. He did all of this by being a low life scumbag who doesn't wear anything but beaters, doesn't shave, and wasn't even famous before her. Basically, he got famous for puttin' it to Britney. My hat goes off to him. Good work

Mecca
11-07-2006, 05:26 PM
Oh well, hope she filed a prenup. KFED is gonna be baskin' in the sun enjoying himself with all of his Britney Dough. Alot of people don't like KFED, but you have to give him some cred. He got Britney back when she was hot, made her fat, knocked her up, leeched off of her money, called her fat on their reality show, and made her self esteem go to rock bottom. He did all of this by being a low life scumbag who doesn't wear anything but beaters, doesn't shave, and wasn't even famous before her. Basically, he got famous for puttin' it to Britney. My hat goes off to him. Good work

He's busy being a WWE Superstar these days.....

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-07-2006, 05:46 PM
I believe Cali has a law where both sides get half.

Rain Man
11-07-2006, 05:49 PM
More people care about Britney Spears than who wins the elections today.....

There are elections today? Should I go vote, or should I do more research into this whole Britney divorce thing?

Mecca
11-07-2006, 05:54 PM
I believe Cali has a law where both sides get half.

They have prenup......

Calcountry
11-07-2006, 05:55 PM
There are elections today? Should I go vote, or should I do more research into this whole Britney divorce thing?That depends. If you are a Democrat, do the Britney thing. ;)

Deberg_1990
11-07-2006, 05:57 PM
Id still hit it....she looks damn good...

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1761407

TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 12:24 AM
Alright Nizzles...

I've got a 1500 mile advantage on most of you. I bet I can get a pic with either Britt, Simpson or CA by June 07.
I can totally land Britt. She's vulnerable and hot. Perfect.
tick tick tick tick....

Sure-Oz
11-08-2006, 01:22 AM
she does look better now, she was anna nicole part 2 there for awhile

ChiefaRoo
11-08-2006, 01:29 AM
Oh well, hope she filed a prenup. KFED is gonna be baskin' in the sun enjoying himself with all of his Britney Dough. Alot of people don't like KFED, but you have to give him some cred. He got Britney back when she was hot, made her fat, knocked her up, leeched off of her money, called her fat on their reality show, and made her self esteem go to rock bottom. He did all of this by being a low life scumbag who doesn't wear anything but beaters, doesn't shave, and wasn't even famous before her. Basically, he got famous for puttin' it to Britney. My hat goes off to him. Good work


That was a sick take on your part backed by the fact that you know way to much about what is up with them. It also confirms that your mind works in a way that shows your own latent deviousness and ability to manipulative a relationship for your own selfish advantage. I guess what I'm trying to say is ..... I'm giving you positive rep. Well said, I couldn't of said it better myself. :)

stevieray
11-08-2006, 01:30 AM
Sadly, nobody mentions another two kids from a broken home.


:shake:

ChiefaRoo
11-08-2006, 01:33 AM
Sadly, nobody mentions another two kids from a broken home.


:shake:


She'll remarry within two years. She's loaded with bucks. Her kids will grow up in luxury and will become the next Paris and Nicole types followed by a few publically documented stays in re-hab for drug abuse and then a tell all movie. What's the problem?

stevieray
11-08-2006, 01:36 AM
She'll remarry within two years. She's loaded with bucks. Her kids will grow up in luxury and will become the next Paris and Nicole types followed by a few publically documented stays in re-hab for drug abuse and then a tell all movie. What's the problem?

If you don't know, I can't explain it to you.

Chiefnj
11-08-2006, 08:35 AM
Sadly, nobody mentions another two kids from a broken home.


:shake:

In the entertainment industry isn't that the norm? Now they fit in.

boogblaster
11-08-2006, 09:24 AM
She should have married me...dumb bitch.....

dj56dt58
11-08-2006, 10:33 AM
I wouldn't be surprised if this is som eWWE publicity stunt...

RollTide
11-08-2006, 11:18 AM
Well, it's official. My faith in love is shot to hell.

Braincase
11-08-2006, 12:05 PM
He get's a 100 grr per year, and he gets to keep one nut, with visitation to his penis one weekend a month.

Amnorix
11-08-2006, 12:16 PM
I'd hit it. She's a bit shorter than I thought.

CoMoChief
11-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Honestly, I never saw this coming.

leviw
11-08-2006, 06:09 PM
Kinda stings:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23373669-details/Oops%2C+I+did+it+again%3A+but+this+time+via+text+message/article.do

TinyEvel
11-08-2006, 06:14 PM
I hear he's headed to seattle (insert sweatpants joke here)

chagrin
11-08-2006, 09:15 PM
I just read that the douchebag, K-Fed that is, is going for sole custody of the kids and is seeking spousal support. I don't know why but I find it funny. The loser now has 4 kids, is a total lame ass and now is suing A WOMAN for ALIMONY. One one hand maybe I get a chickle because of all the gold digging whores in the world, but on the other hand, he's supposed to be a man - what a prick.