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ChiTown
11-07-2006, 02:33 PM
Britney back on the market

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs, including Angelina Jolie, Nick Lachey and Kiefer Sutherland. We're told Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe asked Wasser to rep both of them in their split, but Wasser declined for personal reasons.brit (http://www.tmz.com/2006/11/07/britney-spears-files-for-divorce/)

leviw
11-07-2006, 02:33 PM
A thread so nice, it's posted twice.

JBucc
11-07-2006, 02:33 PM
I thought this was a mememe thread for a second. BTW,

REPOST

penguinz
11-07-2006, 02:34 PM
Repost

ChiTown
11-07-2006, 02:34 PM
a repost by 5 friggen minutes. mofo, my bad.

DMAC
11-07-2006, 02:35 PM
Three posts that say repost. All of your posts our reposts.

Except for the first post that said repost, that is just the quickest post to say repost.

riche77
11-07-2006, 02:37 PM
what's worse: a repost to a thread or a repost to a post calling out said repost?

ChiTown
11-07-2006, 02:40 PM
what's worse: a repost to a thread or a repost to a post calling out said repost?

I'll decide this. It's losers who jump on a post to scream out repost, when said post was not even a couple of minutes from the original post.

Of course, these thoughts have been posted and reposted over and over, so........

Ari Chi3fs
11-07-2006, 02:41 PM
Hell, I think Id hit the Lawyer also...

laura Wasser that Asser.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/11/laura_wasser_2.jpg

Count Zarth
11-07-2006, 02:41 PM
Pics?

noa
11-07-2006, 02:44 PM
Repost


REPOST

Mecca
11-07-2006, 02:44 PM
From PWInsider

-The gossip rumor-mill is now saying that Britney Spears has moved out of her home and she took her children with her, and they moved into the Four Seasons in LA. She did so because she was laughing at K-Fed when watching tapes of him in WWE, and he went crazy screaming at her and tossing things and breaking shit.

The WWE should be everyones hero now....

leviw
11-07-2006, 02:46 PM
I'll decide this. It's losers who jump on a post to scream out repost, when said post was not even a couple of minutes from the original post.

Of course, these thoughts have been posted and reposted over and over, so........

Technically, I didn't call "repost".

Redrum_69
11-07-2006, 02:47 PM
Repost!12

CupidStunt
11-07-2006, 02:51 PM
That loser she tied the knot with probably now has enough cash to sponge off the interest and bum around for the rest of his pathetic life.

gblowfish
11-07-2006, 02:52 PM
She was hot once, before she became a basic trailer trash queen.
She'd probably give you an STD now...

DaneMcCloud
11-07-2006, 02:53 PM
She was hot once, before she became a basic trailer trash queen.
She'd probably give you an STD now...

That's what condoms are for, dumbass.

Redrum_69
11-07-2006, 02:54 PM
That's what condoms are for, dumbass.


Or saran wrap and a rubber band. Yellow and blue make green...

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-07-2006, 02:58 PM
That's what condoms are for, dumbass.

It's not going to protect you from warts. After the slumming she's done, that bitch probably has a cauliflower patch in her crotch

Easy 6
11-07-2006, 08:36 PM
gblowfish, i have never seen that INCREDIBLE pic of Britney. That is JUST INSANE!!! A perfect CHERRY BOMB ass, i'm at a loss for words. Thats exactly how i'm going to choose to remember her...OMG :whackit:


Burn in hell federline you, you despoiler!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Deberg_1990
11-07-2006, 08:38 PM
Shes still hot....Here she is on the Letterman show a day or two ago:

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1761407

Basileus777
11-07-2006, 08:39 PM
Shes still hot....Here she is on the Letterman show a day or two ago:

http://us.video.aol.com/video.index...&pmmsid=1761407

Link doesn't work for me.

Deberg_1990
11-07-2006, 08:41 PM
Link doesn't work for me.Fixed it..

Simply Red
11-07-2006, 08:42 PM
Hell, I think Id hit the Lawyer also...

laura Wasser that Asser.

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2006/11/laura_wasser_2.jpg
ROFL

Easy 6
11-07-2006, 08:50 PM
Fixed it..


Yeah, looks like she's slowly rounding back into form. She just has an awful lot of work ahead of her to regain the allure & mystique she had before all of her dumbassery. She had this kind of slick, wise beyond her years thing going IMO, then lost it in a myriad of redneck snafus, runnin' around barefoot in the city, puttin' her months old baby on her lap driving on the Pacific Coast Highway, caught in public lookin like shit, o' course federline.


Having said all that i would still break the bed slats with her!!!

Basileus777
11-07-2006, 08:53 PM
She had this kind of slick, wise beyond her years thing going IMO,

Huh?

How exactly was she "wise beyond her years"?

Easy 6
11-07-2006, 08:58 PM
Huh? :huh:

How exactly was she "wise beyond her years"?

I used to think she was a very savvy & smart young lady, very well spoken, didnt make embarassing public gaffes. Was a hit hosting SNL coming off as sweet & unaffected. Dont forget she is a very young woman, especially 5 years ago or so.

QuikSsurfer
11-07-2006, 09:35 PM
I used to think she was a very savvy & smart young lady, very well spoken, didnt make embarassing public gaffes. Was a hit hosting SNL coming off as sweet & unaffected. Dont forget she is a very young woman, especially 5 years ago or so.
ROFL

Easy 6
11-08-2006, 05:24 AM
ROFL


DUUUUUUUURRRRRRR {/quiksurfer}