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sd4chiefs
11-13-2006, 04:42 PM
:Lin:

sd4chiefs
11-13-2006, 04:49 PM
Wow

Fish
11-13-2006, 04:51 PM
I'd squirt some sticky webbing over that face....

headsnap
11-13-2006, 04:52 PM
I bet she has a nice personality...

chagrin
11-13-2006, 04:54 PM
Wow

It's all downhill from Kirsten Dunst and all, but damn

chagrin
11-13-2006, 04:55 PM
Is that Bill Maher?

headsnap
11-13-2006, 04:55 PM
It's all downhill from Kirsten Dunst and all, but damn
I wouldn't call that nose a ski slope...






the other side of the mountain?

Predarat
11-13-2006, 04:55 PM
I bet she has big tits and a nice ass.

siberian khatru
11-13-2006, 04:56 PM
I think she's got a bit of Streisand in her.

TEX
11-13-2006, 04:56 PM
YIKES! She looks like a dude that just got a facial.

chagrin
11-13-2006, 04:57 PM
Hang on guys, the nose is photoshopped, check out the line on the bridge

Rooster
11-13-2006, 04:58 PM
Is that Bill Maher?

ROFL ROFL ROFL

FAX
11-13-2006, 05:00 PM
Hang on guys, the nose is photoshopped, check out the line on the bridge

You may be right, Mr. chagrin. But, I think that mark is where she hangs her clothes to dry.

FAX

banyon
11-13-2006, 05:01 PM
I didn't know that Spiderman could travel through time to capture Barbara Streisand from Yentl.

Easy 6
11-13-2006, 05:01 PM
It just makes me respect him more, he could easily have some empty headed scenestress on his arm, yet he chooses someone who looks real and i'd prolly give that relationship better odds than any in Hollywood.

She has a lil' Streisand shnauz, but certainly shes no dog.

I'm willing to bet she's a lot more fun to hang with and talk to than so many of the other young nubiles that Hollyweird is so full.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-13-2006, 05:04 PM
It just makes me respect him more, he could easily have some empty headed scenestress on his arm, yet he chooses someone who looks real and i'd prolly give that relationship better odds than any in Hollywood.

She has a lil' Streisand shnauz, but shes no dog.

I'm willing to bet she's a lot more fun to hang with and talk to than so many of the other young nubiles that Hollyweird is so full.

Agreed. There are too many dumb whores in Hollywood already.

Basileus777
11-13-2006, 05:12 PM
Is that Bill Maher?

ROFL ROFL Rep.

dtebbe
11-13-2006, 05:14 PM
You know what they say about those jewish girls....

DT

siberian khatru
11-13-2006, 05:15 PM
You know what they say about those jewish girls....

DT

They don't believe in sex after marriage?

Thig Lyfe
11-13-2006, 05:21 PM
I think she's got a bit of Streisand in her.

That's what I was thinking, too.

DaFace
11-13-2006, 05:23 PM
She probably won't be modeling anytime soon, but I think it's just a really bad picture of her. Here's another.

http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/c/64/75/25/6475250,tid=i.jpgi

Spott
11-13-2006, 05:28 PM
They don't believe in sex after marriage?


No, that's all women.

BWillie
11-13-2006, 05:35 PM
I bet she has a nice personality...

Ugly bitches always do, because they have to. I feel bad for ugly chicks. I mean, you can be an ugly guy, and it's really not a big deal. All you need is money, power, confidence, or some guys just have charisma. How many times do you see a gomer walking around with a smokin' hot chick? All the time. But if you are an ugly girl, you are just screwed. Guys don't actually care about personality, the ones that do, they are lying and making an excuse for their ugly GF.

JBucc
11-13-2006, 05:37 PM
She probably won't be modeling anytime soon, but I think it's just a really bad picture of her. Here's another.

http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/c/64/75/25/6475250,tid=i.jpgiMuch better. That first picture....wow.

Skip Towne
11-13-2006, 05:39 PM
Ugly bitches always do, because they have to. I feel bad for ugly chicks. I mean, you can be an ugly guy, and it's really not a big deal. All you need is money, power, confidence, or some guys just have charisma. How many times do you see a gomer walking around with a smokin' hot chick? All the time. But if you are an ugly girl, you are just screwed. Guys don't actually care about personality, the ones that do, they are lying and making an excuse for their ugly GF.
When I see an ugly guy with a hot chick I think of only one thing............drugs. As Judge Joe Brown once said "If you want to see the prettiest girls in town, go down to the county jail on visitors day".

Bob Dole
11-13-2006, 05:39 PM
She probably won't be modeling anytime soon, but I think it's just a really bad picture of her. Here's another.

http://www2.bunte.t-online.de/c/64/75/25/6475250,tid=i.jpgi

She doesn't look like your traditional Hindu.

big nasty kcnut
11-13-2006, 05:44 PM
Trust me there are hotter jewish girls out there.

Fairplay
11-13-2006, 05:50 PM
My guess is she is very rich. I would still take her over this hollywood silver spoon kid.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/tori-spelling.jpg

chagrin
11-13-2006, 06:39 PM
She doesn't look like your traditional Hindu.

THANK YOU! I was looking for the word...HINDU, excellent!

Ari Chi3fs
11-13-2006, 06:43 PM
She doesn't look like your traditional Hindu.

ROFL Nice.

siberian khatru
11-13-2006, 06:45 PM
My guess is she is very rich. I would still take her over this hollywood silver spoon kid.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/tori-spelling.jpg


Ugh, I think Ultra Peanut should get her money back from that surgeon.

Easy 6
11-13-2006, 06:49 PM
Ugh, I think Ultra Peanut should get her money back from that surgeon.


Tori needs every camera angle & lighting trick in the repetoire to look good, head like a watermelon.

ChiefaRoo
11-13-2006, 06:52 PM
When I see an ugly guy with a hot chick I think of only one thing............drugs. As Judge Joe Brown once said "If you want to see the prettiest girls in town, go down to the county jail on visitors day".


What? Goat herding, old Okies don't know shite about pu**y.

Simplex3
11-13-2006, 07:18 PM
Those of you badmouthing her might want to consider that it's quite possible she's a tiger in the sack.

ChiefaRoo
11-13-2006, 07:43 PM
Those of you badmouthing her might want to consider that it's quite possible she's a tiger in the sack.

They just had a kid together yesterday or today. She might of been pregnant in that first pic.

BWillie
11-13-2006, 09:59 PM
Hey, it's all pink in the inside.

dtebbe
11-13-2006, 10:01 PM
Tori needs every camera angle & lighting trick in the repetoire to look good, head like a watermelon.

That cavity between her boobs is just gross!

DT

KCChiefsMan
11-13-2006, 11:51 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if some of you making fun of her have wives/girlfriends of 250+ lbs.

Ultra Peanut
11-14-2006, 02:00 AM
My Spidey Sense is tingling. Someone must be jacking off to MJ.

CoMoChief
11-14-2006, 02:08 AM
She's gross, but I'd rather have a real relationship than one with another celebrity that would end up not working. Having that said I would have a better looking gf than that but if they're in love then all power to them.

greg63
11-14-2006, 02:17 AM
Wow

Well beauty is only skin deep; however, ugly goes all the way to the bone.

el borracho
11-14-2006, 02:45 AM
Toby Maguire to star in the remake of this classic: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083630/

ZootedGranny
11-14-2006, 02:54 AM
It's all downhill from Kirsten Dunst

WRONG

Duck Dog
11-14-2006, 08:16 AM
Be nice, fellas.

Besides, that's not a big nose, it's called a ball rester.

Duck Dog
11-14-2006, 08:20 AM
Is that Bill Maher?


This has to be the best 'caption' this pic. ROFL

jidar
11-14-2006, 08:20 AM
WRONG


NOT WRONG FAGGOT

Chief Chief
11-14-2006, 08:36 AM
Hey! Don't knock the nose! The only reason she's alive today is because that nose has, on numerous occasions, has prevented her from choking while giving a BJ.

stevieray
11-14-2006, 08:42 AM
She looks pretty normal to me...good for Toby for not falling for the plastic flaky fake chick who has an identity crisis.

ChiefsOne
11-14-2006, 08:48 AM
Ugly bitches always do, because they have to. I feel bad for ugly chicks. I mean, you can be an ugly guy, and it's really not a big deal. All you need is money, power, confidence, or some guys just have charisma. How many times do you see a gomer walking around with a smokin' hot chick? All the time. But if you are an ugly girl, you are just screwed. Guys don't actually care about personality, the ones that do, they are lying and making an excuse for their ugly GF.


No matter how ugly a girl is she can still get laid anytime she wants, can't say the same for guys.

jidar
11-14-2006, 08:54 AM
No matter how ugly a girl is she can still get laid anytime she wants, can't say the same for guys.


except for the guys who live in the same town as your mom. They've got a permanent booty call option

4th and Long
11-14-2006, 09:02 AM
I had no idea Barbara Streisand and Spiderman had a thing goin' on.

bkkcoh
11-14-2006, 09:03 AM
I bet she has a nice personality...


and swallows!!!

StcChief
11-14-2006, 09:08 AM
Nothing a nose job wouldn't fix.

ImuMamalukabubuday
11-14-2006, 09:26 AM
NOT WRONG FAGGOT

Sorry, but ZootedGranny was right. Kirsten Dunst is far from hot as well.
Exhibit A:

jidar
11-14-2006, 09:44 AM
Sorry, but ZootedGranny was right. Kirsten Dunst is far from hot as well.
Exhibit A:


well when Toby nailed her she was Grade A
seriously

ImuMamalukabubuday
11-14-2006, 09:47 AM
well when Toby nailed her she was Grade A
seriously

I've never thought she was attractive. With enough makeup, Hollywood can make just about any woman look good. Kirsten needs a LOT of makeup. I think this gal may even be a step up for Toby.

ChiefsOne
11-14-2006, 11:18 AM
except for the guys who live in the same town as your mom. They've got a permanent booty call option


Are you still in 7th grade?

Ultra Peanut
11-14-2006, 12:19 PM
Internet Male
Real Life: A slovenly sad sack with a sex life so dismal that he is more likely to spontaneously spore than to ever reproduce sexually. Will either marry the first woman who kisses him or spend the rest of his life living in his parent's basement.
The Internet: The Internet Male has been described here before, but he is an ever-spreading species. He is a chauvinist to the core who treats women the way he feels that women treat him. He is a firm believer in the ladder theory who constantly espouses the value of various speed seduction techniques. The Internet Male finds flaws in every woman and exudes hyper masculinity until the moment a female arrives in his vicinity. At that point Internet Male either flops back into a fawning or groveling attempt at winning the woman's affection or declares her a "whore" and demands that she "post her tits."
Habitat: Universal. The Internet Male can be found inhabiting every corner of the Internet. Population density decreases on boards and in chat rooms dominated by women and men pretending to be women.
Defining Quote: "Mandy Moore disgusts me. I don't understand how anyone can find her attractive."

L.A. Chieffan
11-14-2006, 12:27 PM
you mean demanding that they "post their tits" DOESN'T work?