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Count Alex's Losses
11-16-2006, 02:42 PM
-Trent hunts moose, elephants, and even Siberian tigers with only a football and his amazing right arm.

-Trent understands offenses so well, he often gives the other QB tips during the game to help them play better. He does it to give himself a challenge, or winning would be too easy…his plan would work better if his teammates weren’t constantly letting him down.

-Trent makes such perfect throws, he’s been banned from carnival games worldwide for life.

-Trent’s concussion was really just cover for Trent to use his laser-cannon/rocket arm to protect the US from North Korean nuclear missiles. Now that the North Koreans have agreed to return to talks, he’s back for football. National security is good and all that, but Trent's loyalty to Chiefs' fans is even more important.

-Trent understands offenses so well, he’s been offered $300 million dollars to take over the Redskins’ offense. But Trent’s loyalty to Kansas City is so great, he’d rather just play QB here. Loyalty.

-When Trent signed with the Chiefs, the NFL immediately changed the rules to prevent him from getting a history-changing perfect season. Information about our offensive play calls were given to our opponents to try and keep us out of the playoffs and out of the Super Bowl. Trent would have overcome all that anyway, but the defense let him down.

-The NFL is also doing its best to keep Trent Green out of the Hall of Fame. Sports reporters aren’t allowed to discuss his yardage or TD totals over the last 5 years, because those are what separate the great QBs from the merely good, as opposed to Super Bowl wins, playoff wins, and Pro-Bowl appearances. The NFL also made the Chiefs hire Greg Robinson as D-Coord, bribed a doctor to put a miniaturized 300-lb chunk of steel in his leg (under the cover of it being a ‘stent’), and eventually guaranteed defenders across the NFL that they would be exempt from fines if they took Trent out of a game. Of course, Trent was mostly able to overcome those difficulties, except that his teammates let him down. Again.

-Trent Green nearly stopped the 9/11 tragedy. He did everything he could, but his defense let him down.

-Trent never loses traction on ice because, well, ice is water and he can walk on water.

-Rams were willing to trade Trent away because his habit of changing Gatorade into wine freaked them out.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-16-2006, 02:45 PM
At least you don't change your mind on a whim.

jynni
11-16-2006, 02:52 PM
-Rams were willing to trade Trent away because his habit of changing Gatorade into wine freaked them out.
So that wasn't JesusSaunders afterall?

booyaf2
11-16-2006, 02:53 PM
Wait a damn minute. Is Trent Green any relation to Rich Scanlon, or is all this just coincidence?

Redrum_69
11-16-2006, 02:55 PM
"Trent Green nearly stopped the 9/11 tragedy. He did everything he could, but his defense let him down."



WOW...Gothefu**away drops to an all time low

Que Card QB
11-16-2006, 03:01 PM
Screw LJ, Trent will rush for 200 by himself.

4th and Long
11-16-2006, 03:03 PM
Fact #11 - Trent Green is Superman.

wildcat09
11-16-2006, 03:10 PM
is trent green any relation to chuck norris?

the Talking Can
11-16-2006, 03:25 PM
amazing how much you and hootie hate Trent....

Reerun_KC
11-16-2006, 03:31 PM
-Trent Green nearly stopped the 9/11 tragedy. He did everything he could, but his defense let him down.

Dude used to think you where funny, But this is pretty communist if you ask me...


Man really lost alot of respect for you on that one.

Brock
11-16-2006, 03:31 PM
I'll chip in 100 dollars to the "Bounce a brick off Clayton's melon" fund.

thedude
11-16-2006, 03:38 PM
Funny stuff


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