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John_Locke
11-17-2006, 09:52 PM
To my darling husband

Before you return from your trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway , fortunately not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Cheers, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry but I know with your kind hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my Sweet heart.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again


Your loving wife,



....Picture forthcoming.....

John_Locke
11-17-2006, 09:53 PM
pict

pr_capone
11-17-2006, 10:37 PM
What? Its only a Ferrari!

Bugeater
11-17-2006, 10:41 PM
Well, that's significantly worse than this:

Phobia
11-17-2006, 10:48 PM
A Ferrari in Arkansas? I'll bet Mr. Walton is really pissed.

StcChief
11-17-2006, 11:15 PM
WTF

Truck on the Vette......

Truck in the trailor

Ferarri's are outlawed in Ark.

Phobia
11-17-2006, 11:34 PM
Dude - that's not a vette.

stevieray
11-17-2006, 11:35 PM
Dude - that's not a vette.

It's a pillow.

redbrian
11-17-2006, 11:39 PM
Gives new meaning to built ford tuff, at least the bike looks ok, so he drive that to work.

Mr. Kotter
11-17-2006, 11:46 PM
To My Wonderful Wife:

Fine, on one condition.

BJs, nightly, for life. Then, I'll forgive you without much fanfare.


Signed,

Your Darling Husband

:)

scott free
11-18-2006, 07:02 AM
To My Wonderful Wife:

Fine, on one condition.

BJs, nightly, for life. Then, I'll forgive you without much fanfare.


Signed,

Your Darling Husband

:)


That would make a great topic for a study...why do most married women have to be BEGGED for oral??? The first few years we knew them they would bob just to see the pleased look on our faces.

After that it took an act of Congress & even then many (including my ex) start "spilling" onto your crotch instead of greedily slurping up every last drop.

This could turn into a lengthy, angry screed...so i digress......

blueballs
11-18-2006, 08:25 AM
when you started sticking it
in her ass

bringbackmarty
11-18-2006, 08:36 AM
Blueballls!

yay!

boogblaster
11-18-2006, 09:00 AM
"ole growler" must of liked it in her ear, because every time I tried to stick it in her mouth she turned her head .....