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Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:06 PM
I am sick of tynes. Sure he is money with the game not on the line but when it really counts he ****s up big time. Dude maybe the worst kicker in the country maybe even the state when it comes to kicking with the pressure. Also whats the deal with Larry Johnson not getting the 3rd and 1 when it mattered the most. It's times like that I really miss priest. Priest would Have dove over the pile to pick up the first down and not get have to get bailed out by a facemask penalty. I still haven't seen LJ block anyone. Also what is Kwicka mitchell doing turn your head around dumbass! X-factor needs to take a seat too. After todays game my dad and I call him. Dump factor . When he is going to get the ball it's a good time to take a dump

ChiefsCountry
11-19-2006, 11:07 PM
I am sick of tynes. Sure he is money with the game not on the line but when it really counts he ****s up big time. Dude maybe the worst kicker in the country maybe even the state when it comes to kicking with the pressure.

Considering he beat San Diego on a last second kick.

KcMizzou
11-19-2006, 11:07 PM
LMAO

Oh boy, here we go.

cdcox
11-19-2006, 11:07 PM
lmao

Redcoats58
11-19-2006, 11:09 PM
LJ on the 4th and 1 would have made it, the facemask was pulled and then his second effort went past the first down marker.

big nasty kcnut
11-19-2006, 11:09 PM
Plus come on i rather have him then janderfag.

TinyEvel
11-19-2006, 11:09 PM
Somebody ate too much beef jerky today. Salty as hell!

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:11 PM
LJ on the 4th and 1 would have made it, the facemask was pulled and then his second effort went past the first down marker.


dude couldn't even block fujita he was too busy watching the Jumbotron for the new Jay-z commercial to drop!

Fruit Ninja
11-19-2006, 11:12 PM
Compared to who we have had previously, I say stick with him. Hell, look at how vanderjact (spelling) is doing in Dallas. Dude, was a very very accurate kicker, this year he is just horrrrible. Tynes isnt to bad.

|Zach|
11-19-2006, 11:12 PM
No.

Redcoats58
11-19-2006, 11:13 PM
dude couldn't even block fujita he was too busy watching the Jumbotron for the new Jay-z commercial to drop!
Damn, have you been throwing back some of Grandpa's old cough medicine? :shrug:

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:14 PM
Damn, have you been throwing back some of Grandpa's old cough medicine? :shrug:


if by grandpa you mean my uncle and by cough medicine you mean meth. Then yes

Halfcan
11-19-2006, 11:14 PM
Dante had a huge run today-jeez he can't run it back every time. I have no faith in Tynes-his kickoffs have sucked all year.

Redcoats58
11-19-2006, 11:15 PM
if by grandpa you mean my uncle and by cough medicine you mean meth. Then yes
Oh ok :spock:

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:17 PM
Dante had a huge run today-jeez he can't run it back every time. I have no faith in Tynes-his kickoffs have sucked all year.


No shit we need to sign a kicker that can kick to the endzone. That was embarrassing sitting at the bar today and people were dogging our teams kicker.The bar in atchison were laughing their asses off when I said he is ususally so bad. I guess assaulting innocent civilians as taken off the gusto on ole Poop tynes kickoff

Reaper16
11-19-2006, 11:18 PM
ROFL

|Zach|
11-19-2006, 11:19 PM
I actually think we should run all of our player decisions through people that hang out in bars in Atchison, Kansas.

tk13
11-19-2006, 11:21 PM
We need to bench LJ while we're at it too. I don't know what the coaches were thinking. Bennett averaged 14 yards a carry today. If we gave him LJ's 31 carries, he would've ran for 444 yards. I don't know what Solari's problem is, but it's time to put LJ's diaper back on.

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:25 PM
I actually think we should run all of our player decisions through people that hang out in bars in Atchison, Kansas.


laugh all you want but they took a chance on a small girl named AMILIE ****ING AIRHART !


#3

Rausch
11-19-2006, 11:27 PM
I am sick of tynes.

You're ****ing high...

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:32 PM
I think we are finding out why lawturd tynes couldn't even make it in the canadian football league

|Zach|
11-19-2006, 11:49 PM
I think we are finding out why lawturd tynes couldn't even make it in the canadian football league
I would imagine because he is a good NFL kicker?

Demonpenz
11-19-2006, 11:58 PM
I would imagine because he is a good NFL kicker?


good kickers don't miss a chipshot at home to the worst team in the nfl. embarrassing

|Zach|
11-20-2006, 12:02 AM
good kickers don't miss a chipshot at home to the worst team in the nfl. embarrassing
Seems good kickers actually do miss shots every now and again.

Are you trying to be obtuse? Or are there a bunch off 100% kickers running around we are not signing.

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:05 AM
Seems good kickers actually do miss shots every now and again.

Are you trying to be obtuse? Or are there a bunch off 100% kickers running around we are not signing.


I have been banging this drum for years that tynes isn't the answer. It bit us in the ass last year in the Dallas game and it could have cost us today, but keep the blinders on the chiefs are having plenty of playoff success! CHIEFS RULE!

ChiefsLV
11-20-2006, 12:06 AM
Tynes is 25th in the NFL in terms of field goal percentage this season. Take what you will from it.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/statistics?stat=kick&sort=fg%&pos=off&league=nfl&order=true&season=2&year=2006

ENDelt260
11-20-2006, 12:07 AM
This thread would be so much better if I had pot.

But, it's still pretty good.

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:07 AM
Tynes is 25th in the NFL in terms of field goal percentage this season. Take what you will from it.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/statistics?stat=kick&sort=fg%&pos=off&league=nfl&order=true&season=2&year=2006


no no no we don't want facts to be in with this conversation!

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:09 AM
I would trade his horrible embarrassing kickoffs for some accuracy in field goals but he is near the bottom of the league. He also misses them at the worst times.

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:12 AM
whats the deal with our playcalling this year too. it seems like when it was 3rd and 8 we go for a 4 yard route. Go past the sticks!

Count Zarth
11-20-2006, 12:12 AM
Tynes misses his first kick under 40 yards in like over 20 games and now we're bitching. Nice.

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:14 AM
If my job was to do one thing and I didn't do it well I think I would be fired, but I guess king carl decided that tynes is saving the chiefs money all the while parking has gone up 133 percent this last Octember. Embarrassing

Short Leash Hootie
11-20-2006, 12:18 AM
hahahaha

blueballs
11-20-2006, 12:18 AM
Hootie passes the baton to Hyperlight
who passses it to Demonpenz
sorry for anyone I left out

Valiant
11-20-2006, 12:20 AM
no no no we don't want facts to be in with this conversation!


If you retards also look at the stats you will notice he is:

1-39: 7-7

40-49: 5-7

50+: 1-3

Seems pretty damn consistant with every other kicker out there...

You try kicking a 50+ and see how easy it is...

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:24 AM
If you retards also look at the stats you will notice he is:

1-39: 7-7

40-49: 5-7

50+: 1-3

Seems pretty damn consistant with every other kicker out there...

You try kicking a 50+ and see how easy it is...


he is 36th in the league in kickoffs and ranked near the bottom when he has to kick at home against the raiders in 2006

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:27 AM
You try kicking a 50+ and see how easy it is...[/QUOTE]

I would suck at his job just like tynes would suck at mine. I would like to see how good he is being a mercenary for the brazilian goverment.

tk13
11-20-2006, 12:43 AM
I'd like to videotape demonpenz going to Burger King or something, just once.

Demonpenz: i wanted this sandwich lettuce only.

Manager: [taking sandwich] Sir, there is nothing but lettuce on this sandwich. [hands it back]

demonpenz: the hell there ain't, i only wanted lettuce on this thing.

Manager: But sir, that's just what is on there.

demonpenz: don't f*** with me! i said i wanted only lettuce, look at this s***!

Manager: But that's just it... bread... meat, lettuce. That's what comes on the sandwich lettuce only.

demonpenz: im tired of hearing all you people talk crap like oh no theres more than lettuce on the sandwich but theres not more than lettuce and i just wanted lettuce and holy cornbread scratchers

Manager: Sir, this is just how you ordered it.

demonpenz: i make hootie look like dennis hopper in speed, cause he keeps saying s*** like pop quiz hotshot and he's not even a teacher wtf is that.

Manager: Sir...?

demonpenz: start printing whopper tickets

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:49 AM
Dude I don't care about that. If your job is to make hamburgers and you come out and i order a whopper you better not miss a field goal against the raiders

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:51 AM
start printing em!

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:53 AM
C. parks

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:54 AM
I am surprised law didn't fall down this game. What a bust he has been

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:59 AM
GIVE ME BACK MY SON!

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 12:59 AM
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el borracho
11-20-2006, 01:49 AM
I am sick of tynes. Sure he is money with the game not on the line but when it really counts he ****s up big time. Dude maybe the worst kicker in the country maybe even the state when it comes to kicking with the pressure. Also whats the deal with Larry Johnson not getting the 3rd and 1 when it mattered the most. It's times like that I really miss priest. Priest would Have dove over the pile to pick up the first down and not get have to get bailed out by a facemask penalty. I still haven't seen LJ block anyone. Also what is Kwicka mitchell doing turn your head around dumbass! X-factor needs to take a seat too. After todays game my dad and I call him. Dump factor . When he is going to get the ball it's a good time to take a dump
Are you serious?


Did you see anything you liked in today's game?

Crashride
11-20-2006, 01:51 AM
LOL tynes is solid. End of story. Berman has even given him a nickname

ENDelt260
11-20-2006, 01:57 AM
I'm watching a commercial for "Playtex Sport" tampons.

It's much funnier than this thread. Step up your game, demon.

el borracho
11-20-2006, 01:58 AM
LOL tynes is solid. End of story. Berman has even given him a nickname
What is the nickname?

tk13
11-20-2006, 01:59 AM
I'm watching a commercial for "Playtex Sport" tampons.

It's much funnier than this thread. Step up your game, demon.
Don't egg him on.

OldTownChief
11-20-2006, 05:20 AM
Let me get this straight,
You and your dad would like to throw the following under the bus:
Laurence Tynes
Larry Johnson
Kawika Mitchell
Dante Hall (I Don't disagree with this one)

PinkFloyd
11-20-2006, 05:42 AM
No shit we need to sign a kicker that can kick to the endzone. That was embarrassing sitting at the bar today and people were dogging our teams kicker.The bar in atchison were laughing their asses off when I said he is ususally so bad. I guess assaulting innocent civilians as taken off the gusto on ole Poop tynes kickoff


I was at a bar the other week in Atchison... Can't remember the name... We just stopped in for a quick one...

CupidStunt
11-20-2006, 06:06 AM
I can forgive a miss but his kickoffs ARE embarrassing.

And I said it weeks ago. All I heard back was excuses.

Dartgod
11-20-2006, 06:34 AM
I'm watching a commercial for "Playtex Sport" tampons.

It's much funnier than this thread. Step up your game, demon.
You must have found your pot.

Skip Towne
11-20-2006, 07:01 AM
Hootie passes the baton to Hyperlight
who passses it to Demonpenz
sorry for anyone I left out
Hahaha. We do seem to have more dumbasses around than usual.

Chief Chief
11-20-2006, 07:39 AM
So what Demonpenz is really saying is that he's quite happy with the play of Surtain, Hicks, the Chiefs player who forgot to show up for Tynes' first field goal attempt, Black, etc. Perhaps he just chooses to focus on the negative cuz that list is shorter, but probably he does it just cuz it's easier to rant about the bad than it is to rave about the good.

StcChief
11-20-2006, 07:43 AM
eh. NO and NO.

Chief Chief
11-20-2006, 08:14 AM
eh.

Chief Chief
11-20-2006, 08:15 AM
I mean: oh.

Chief Chief
11-20-2006, 08:15 AM
uh...

Chief Chief
11-20-2006, 08:16 AM
I really meant: ah.

carlos3652
11-20-2006, 09:11 AM
LOL - Demon was on a roll... I think ge gets meth after the games and goes nuts... lol... Last time I saw him like this was when we had QB contraversy....

By far my fav poster when on meth... He spews so much crap out and people actually respond thinking he is serious... lol

NUMBER7
11-20-2006, 09:48 AM
Dante had a huge run today-jeez he can't run it back every time. I have no faith in Tynes-his kickoffs have sucked all year.
Tynes kick offs are costing us big time. To let our oppostion start out at the 35 yard line is not acceptable. Way to many returns yesterday. He can't even kick 50% of the time to the endzone in a dome.

ChiefButthurt
11-20-2006, 09:55 AM
Where are you Nick Lowery when we need you most? I miss when he would pull open his nostrils right before he would line up to kick a field goal. ROFL

I'll bet someone has a picture of that.

Mr. Laz
11-20-2006, 10:23 AM
he's missed 2 fieldgoals this year ... 1 exta point?


ya .... cut his ass.

Mr. Laz
11-20-2006, 10:24 AM
Tynes kick offs are costing us big time. To let our oppostion start out at the 35 yard line is not acceptable. Way to many returns yesterday. He can't even kick 50% of the time to the endzone in a dome.
that's as much about our coverage as it is his kicks.

htismaqe
11-20-2006, 10:25 AM
that's as much about our coverage as it is his kicks.

Yeah, our coverage units are bad.

Tells you alot about how deep this team is (and has been under most of Vermeil's tenure) -- most of the time, good special teams comes from having decent backups...

Demonpenz
11-20-2006, 10:25 AM
if someone could upload the video's i could point out the wrongs, but i don't understand torrent arrrg

L.A. Chieffan
11-20-2006, 10:29 AM
So wait, a state is bigger than a country?


Btw, I think tynes is overrated too, if we could only get a clutch kicker like vanderjagt

Fried Meat Ball!
11-20-2006, 10:36 AM
I think we need a new holder more than we need a new kicker... I only got to see it the first time, but it looked like Colquitt didn't get the ball in the right place...

Anyone with it taped, take a look?

I think Tynes is good when Colquitt gets the ball in the right place.

Fried Meat Ball!
11-20-2006, 10:37 AM
Although.... Tynes needs to be taken away from kickoffs. Dude can't consistently boot it past the 10 without help from the wind.

Mr. Laz
11-20-2006, 10:40 AM
but i don't understand torrent arrrg
u be ignorant









:p

Mr. Laz
11-20-2006, 10:42 AM
I think we need a new holder more than we need a new kicker... I only got to see it the first time, but it looked like Colquitt didn't get the ball in the right place...

Anyone with it taped, take a look?

I think Tynes is good when Colquitt gets the ball in the right place.


i don't know why they insist on having a punter hold when a backup QB would make so much more sense.

Croyle = used to taking snaps, used to handle a football, won't throw a shot put pass during a broken play for a touchdown, could run a fake if needed.


colquitt's leg is stronger ... i wonder if he could kickoff?

J Diddy
11-20-2006, 10:44 AM
he is lin tynes

plbrdude
11-20-2006, 10:48 AM
it starts with the snapper

Fried Meat Ball!
11-20-2006, 11:38 AM
it starts with the snapper
Not when the snapper is Kendall Gammon.

carlos3652
11-20-2006, 11:42 AM
I think we need a new holder more than we need a new kicker... I only got to see it the first time, but it looked like Colquitt didn't get the ball in the right place...

Anyone with it taped, take a look?

I think Tynes is good when Colquitt gets the ball in the right place.

LACES OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

carlos3652
11-20-2006, 11:44 AM
Not when the snapper is Kendall Gammon.

He has lost his burst... heh

Thig Lyfe
11-20-2006, 11:49 AM
It's more the opposite: Tynes got clutch kicks against the Cards and Chargers, but when the three points aren't absolutely needed at the time, he's missed 'em.

L.A. Chieffan
11-20-2006, 03:26 PM
the guy can't kick off either. I can't even remember the last time we got a touchback.