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JimNasium
12-10-2006, 09:49 PM
Hopefully this isn't a repost but I just cannot resist a poop thread.

Poop link (http://www.nypost.com/php/pfriendly/print.php?url=http://www.nypost.com/seven/12102006/news/regionalnews/man_trapped_4_days_regionalnews_frank_ryan.htm)

MAN TRAPPED 4 DAYS

By FRANK RYAN

December 10, 2006 -- Police and firefighters yesterday rescued a Long Island man who had been trapped in his bedroom for four days after piling up a 7-foot-high mountain made up of bags of his own feces, jars of urine and other debris.

An officer responded to Charles Ruoff's dilapidated home in Centerport around 3:30 a.m. after receiving an anonymous 911 call asking police to check up on the 64-year-old veteran who hadn't been seen in days.

As he explored the house, the cop heard Ruoff calling weakly from a second-floor bedroom where he had walled himself in with a mountain of his own filth. He said he had been trapped since Tuesday.

The Centerport Fire Department freed Ruoff using heavy rescue equipment.

Ruoff was taken to the Veterans Administration Hospital in Northport where he was treated for dehydration, hypothermia, bedsores and general weakness, Suffolk County Police Commissioner Richard Donner said.

Rain Man
12-10-2006, 09:51 PM
On a good note, Mr. Ruoff has been voted "Customer of the Year" by the Centerport Wastewater Department.

KcMizzou
12-10-2006, 09:53 PM
King Turd of Sh*t Mountian?

noa
12-10-2006, 09:54 PM
I only got my feces pile 4 feet high before giving up. This guy has great sticktoitiveness

ENDelt260
12-10-2006, 09:56 PM
King Turd of Sh*t Mountian?
WHY would you f*ck with me?

ENDelt260
12-10-2006, 09:58 PM
Are you hoping Jenny gets you this for Christmas, Jim?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/chuyzero/plushiewww.jpg

JimNasium
12-10-2006, 10:00 PM
Are you hoping Jenny gets you this for Christmas, Jim?

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l18/chuyzero/plushiewww.jpg
Very cool. Would you PM her the link? I don't want to beg for more than I already beg for. I'm her personal charity case as it is.

JazzzLovr
12-10-2006, 10:02 PM
I think that guy used to post here.

http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130670458/b21406700.jpg

Gonzo
12-10-2006, 10:03 PM
You have fecalphelia mmmmkay.

JimNasium
12-10-2006, 10:07 PM
You have fecalphelia mmmmkay.
Yeah, I got issues. Everyday, in every way, I'm getting better.http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/Dreyfus115.JPG

Iowanian
12-10-2006, 10:09 PM
I always wondered what happend to matrix after he got banned.

...and I thought all this time he was posting safely as Hammas.

Count Alex's Losses
12-10-2006, 10:09 PM
That describes Trent Green's situation with the offensive line.

Demonpenz
12-10-2006, 10:25 PM
wait which guy was that had that pile of shit? i remember that thread someone bump it for me

BWillie
12-10-2006, 10:32 PM
I sure felt like I was trapped by bags of my own feces during and following the Chiefs foul smelling play today

KcMizzou
12-10-2006, 10:36 PM
wait which guy was that had that pile of shit? i remember that thread someone bump it for meJohn Matrix

It's in the HoC


http://67.18.68.69/BB/showthread.php?t=134294

Demonpenz
12-10-2006, 10:44 PM
god that thread was awesome. I have to admit though I thought the people of chiefs planet were going to be like. YEAH **** THOSE FAT BITCHES TEACH EM GOOD, but everyone went the other route and was like pick up after your dog. It was really interesting. I remember reading it and going man just pick up after your dog and walk over there like a man and tell them not to play music too loud

boogblaster
12-10-2006, 11:06 PM
Good thing Taco Bell didnt get there first..they could grow their own vegies with that much shit....

blueballs
12-10-2006, 11:10 PM
how do they know it was his shit
maybe he collected some broad's shit
and hit it every night