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Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 11:29 AM
We're going to sweep the Chargers.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6168/onesweepmo7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Archie F. Swin
12-11-2006, 11:30 AM
I get this feeling the ball you've been reading isnt crystal

Phobia
12-11-2006, 11:30 AM
You're on crack.

Rain Man
12-11-2006, 11:30 AM
You all can't hear it, but I'm making savage animal noises right now.

PinkFloyd
12-11-2006, 11:31 AM
Chiefs fans don't even own brooms anymore... We sent them all to Carl so he could hop on one and fly out of town !!!

DMAC
12-11-2006, 11:33 AM
We're going to sweep the Chargers.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6168/onesweepmo7.gif (http://imageshack.us)Carl has you right where he wants you.

Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 11:35 AM
Sweep is a funny word. Say it a bunch of times. Sweep. Sweep sweep. Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep!

StcChief
12-11-2006, 11:36 AM
Brooms? Used for sweeping up the mess of Arrowhead renovation.

SD - W (NFW)
Chokeland - W (maybe) not likely.
Jag - Forget it. They are playing for spot in playoffs We are F'ed. Arrowhead half empty.

Short Leash Hootie
12-11-2006, 11:36 AM
well, we all thought we were going to get murdered at Invesco week 2...so maybe we'll lose this one in OT?!?!

Rain Man
12-11-2006, 11:36 AM
Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep...actually, I prefer savage animal noises.

Demonpenz
12-11-2006, 11:36 AM
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE CHARGER FANS YOU'RE GUNNA DIEEEEEEEE! BYATCHES!

ChiefsCountry
12-11-2006, 11:37 AM
You know if we do beat the Dolts and Faiders, we would have 5-1 record in the AFC West.

Redrum_69
12-11-2006, 11:37 AM
Here comes the fairweather fans.

Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 11:37 AM
How about back-to-back sweeps? First Sandy Eggo, then Oakland!

IT'S SWEEPS WEEKS!

Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep!

FAX
12-11-2006, 11:38 AM
The OneSweep is an awesome broom, Mr. GoChiefs.

Why, it's tough enough to clean ceramic tile or even concrete without wearing down, yet the bristles are soft enough for wood floors and because it works with static electricity, pet hair literally jumps onto the OneSweep!

It would look great sticking out of Solari's ass.

FAX

alpha_omega
12-11-2006, 11:39 AM
Wouldn't be surprised...

Beat the best team (SD)...and then lose the worst (Faiders).

Sounds about right.

Fish
12-11-2006, 11:42 AM
SD now looks like a game we could win. It wouldn't affect SD much. This sweep wouldn't surprise me a bit. Just the roller coaster ride I would expect.

WTH... I'm on the broom train....

DaFace
12-11-2006, 11:43 AM
Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep...actually, I prefer savage animal noises.

As your future employee, I have to wonder what I would think if I were to walk by your office to hear you making savage animal noises. Perhaps I'd just get used to it after a while. :hmmm:

RedThat
12-11-2006, 11:46 AM
I like your optimism GC.

But realistically we're playing the hottest team in football right now.

And on the road....YIKES! Where we play our worst football.

I think the math says we're gonna lose.

RedThat
12-11-2006, 11:47 AM
Im not expecting victory, Im more curious to see how this team responds after 2 brutal losses.

Scaga
12-11-2006, 11:47 AM
NOT A CHANCE IN HELL

King_Chief_Fan
12-11-2006, 11:48 AM
We're going to sweep the Chargers.

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6168/onesweepmo7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

That is plain stupid -- However, major points for that avatar!!!

Fish
12-11-2006, 11:48 AM
I think the math says we're gonna lose.

Exactly why we will probably knock the shit stains off their jocks and play like a playoff team again....

Skip Towne
12-11-2006, 11:51 AM
Dumb 'ol Marty will crush us like a grape.

Knob
12-11-2006, 12:27 PM
LT will walk past Kawika for 4 TD's.....Then Huard will come in and throw for 5 TD's and the chiefs will be back in the hunt. LOL :rolleyes:

FAX
12-11-2006, 12:32 PM
Dumb 'ol Marty will crush us like a grape.

Cranberry, Mr. Skip Towne. I think he should crush us like a cranberry.

'Cause cranberries are red and sort of in keeping with the holiday theme.

FAX

Dartgod
12-11-2006, 12:37 PM
Sweep is a funny word. Say it a bunch of times. Sweep. Sweep sweep. Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep!
If you change the position of the space in this series, it acurately describes the feeling of Chiefs fans the last two weeks.

S weeps weeps weeps weeps weeps weeps weeps weeps weeps weep...

GROB
12-11-2006, 12:46 PM
How about back-to-back sweeps? First Sandy Eggo, then Oakland!

IT'S SWEEPS WEEKS!

Sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep sweep!
At least you can be happy about missing the playoffs and can brag all offseason about your sweeps. Good luck against SD. Face it Denver and KC's seasons are over. Have another doughnut bob.

PastorMikH
12-11-2006, 12:49 PM
The only way we beat the chargers is if they start the chearleaders and mascots - and we probably only have a 50/50 against them.



Marty will enjoy the whipping he puts on his former pal Carl's team. I expect the score to be AT LEAST as bad as the SD/Denver game last night.



C'mon draft spot! The higher the pick, the bigger the bust!

Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 09:15 PM
This just in:

Herm Edwards is 4-1 lifetime against Marty Schottenheimer.

GET OUT THE BROOMS!

Coach
12-11-2006, 09:16 PM
Sweep?

I'm guessing the only sweeping is that the Chargers are sweeping our asses off from the football field in Sandy Eggo.

ZootedGranny
12-11-2006, 09:20 PM
That is plain stupid -- However, major points for that avatar!!!

Maybe you already knew, but that avatar is from the BBC documentary series Planet Earth, which has some of the most amazing animal/geographic footage I've ever seen.

It's coming to Discovery HD in March, check it out if you can.

Baconeater
12-11-2006, 09:31 PM
Exactly why we will probably knock the shit stains off their jocks and play like a playoff team again....
I never would've thought there could be a scenario where I would be pissed about a win, but if we went down there and kicked there asses, I'd be pissed.

Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 09:34 PM
I never would've thought there could be a scenario where I would be pissed about a win, but if we went down there and kicked there asses, I'd be pissed.

Why? If we can beat San Diego, we've got a shot at the playoffs.

Baconeater
12-11-2006, 09:35 PM
Why? If we can beat San Diego, we've got a shot at the playoffs.
Go try your Jedi Mind Trick on somebody else. I'm not falling for that again.

KurtCobain
12-11-2006, 09:38 PM
The OneSweep is an awesome broom, Mr. GoChiefs.

Why, it's tough enough to clean ceramic tile or even concrete without wearing down, yet the bristles are soft enough for wood floors and because it works with static electricity, pet hair literally jumps onto the OneSweep!

It would look great sticking out of Solari's ass.

FAX
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Coach
12-11-2006, 10:32 PM
Why? If we can beat San Diego, we've got a shot at the playoffs.

Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a goddamn game!"

Stinger
12-11-2006, 10:38 PM
Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can win a goddamn game!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGrewst9tnM

or long version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwq7BYOnDrM

boogblaster
12-11-2006, 11:17 PM
Only way we're going to win at EGGO is if 54 people die in a wreck and they transplant their hearts in this team.....

Count Alex's Losses
12-11-2006, 11:22 PM
From the Herm Edwards show:

Herm is 4-1 against Marty and 3-0 in San Diego.

Herm said the offense is going to be "wide open" this week. He said the Chargers have been giving up points lately and the game dictates that the offense is wide open, and the Chiefs are going to try to score alot of points.

tk13
12-11-2006, 11:25 PM
Herm talked about opening it up last time we played them, hopefully we'll do it again. I do expect us to be competitive this week.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-11-2006, 11:28 PM
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'Hamas' Jenkins
12-11-2006, 11:28 PM
I expect us to get the f*ck beaten out of us.

Guru
12-11-2006, 11:33 PM
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Jim Mora Sr. rocks in interviews. ROFL

Coach
12-11-2006, 11:34 PM
Jim Mora Sr. rocks in interviews. ROFL

You know what, if Mora was the coach for the Chiefs, and he says exactly like that, I'd assume most of us on the board would incline to agree with him, and have no problem with the comment.