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chiefqueen
12-11-2006, 05:59 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/11/oldest.woman.ap/index.html

CtrlAltDel
12-11-2006, 06:01 PM
hate it when they die young

KcMizzou
12-11-2006, 06:04 PM
Read that as Lizzy Borden...

Baby Lee
12-11-2006, 06:05 PM
First thought was that you were referring to Lizzy Grubman, that gunt who ran over diners waiting for valet at a Long Island restaurant.

Phobia
12-11-2006, 06:08 PM
It's a shame we have to keep seeing these types of threads every few months.

Fire Me Boy!
12-11-2006, 06:08 PM
Read that as Lizzy Borden...
Me, too... then the song ran through my head.

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
She gave her father forty-one.

ROYC75
12-11-2006, 06:13 PM
Family members said she had 40 grandchildren, 75 great-grandchildren, 150 great-great-grandchildren, 220 great-great-great grandchildren and 75 great-great-great-great grandchildren.


That's alot of kids.............. :eek:

chiefqueen
12-11-2006, 06:15 PM
I wonder if all of her grandchildren (regardless of the number of "great"s) each gave a Christmas and birthday present each year.

If so, how long did it take her to open them all.

JonesCrusher
12-11-2006, 06:21 PM
I wonder if all of her grandchildren (regardless of the number of "great"s) each gave a Christmas and birthday present each year.

If so, how long did it take her to open them all.

That is probably what did her in. Getting up every 5 minutes for UPS guy.

Rain Man
12-11-2006, 06:21 PM
This kind of thing really makes you think.

Baby Lee
12-11-2006, 06:33 PM
http://www.humpath.com/IMG/jpg/brain_6m_11_4.jpg
This kind of thing really makes you think.
Well duh!

Bob Dole
12-11-2006, 06:40 PM
That's going to make for a 6 page obituary if they list all the "is survived by" people by name.

RJ
12-11-2006, 06:40 PM
Hmmmmm, the article didn't say what she died from.

Rain Man
12-11-2006, 06:42 PM
Hmmmmm, the article didn't say what she died from.

Her chute didn't open.

RJ
12-11-2006, 07:33 PM
Her chute didn't open.



At her age you gotta think, did it not open or did she just forget to pull the cord?

Tragic either way.

FAX
12-11-2006, 08:13 PM
Her chute didn't open.

That happened to my Uncle Ray, Mr. Rain Man.

The dear old man couldn't pass his poo for almost a week. Then, next thing you know, he was all glassy-eyed and stiff.

FAX

Frazod
12-11-2006, 08:15 PM
Read that as Lizzy Borden...
Me too.

It is amazing when I think about that age in personal terms. She was seven years older than my grandfather, who died in his early 80s when I was a kid. Damn, that's a long time to live.

Simply Red
12-11-2006, 08:19 PM
do you think she "broke-wind" one last time before she expired?

KrazyKorean4
12-11-2006, 08:23 PM
hate it when they die young
That's funny

Rain Man
12-11-2006, 08:26 PM
Me too.

It is amazing when I think about that age in personal terms. She was seven years older than my grandfather, who died in his early 80s when I was a kid. Damn, that's a long time to live.

She was 13 when Henry Ford debuted his automobile.

She was 27 when the Russian Revolution occurred and the Romanovs were killed.

She was 51 when Pearl Harbor occurred.

She was 79 when the moon landing occurred.

She was 102 when Clinton got elected for his first term.

I like thinking about these things.

Lonewolf Ed
12-11-2006, 08:29 PM
116 years old!

Sometimes, dead is bettah.

chiefqueen
12-11-2006, 08:35 PM
She was 13 when Henry Ford debuted his automobile.

She was 27 when the Russian Revolution occurred and the Romanovs were killed.

She was 51 when Pearl Harbor occurred.

She was 79 when the moon landing occurred.

She was 102 when Clinton got elected for his first term.

I like thinking about these things.

She was 79 when the Chiefs won the SB.

She was 103 when the Chiefs won their last playoff game.

ChiefFripp
12-11-2006, 08:58 PM
She was probably attacked by an evil pitbull. I guess that's a redundant statement since all pitbulls are evil.

Simply Red
12-11-2006, 09:00 PM
She was 79 when the Chiefs won the SB.

She was 103 when the Chiefs won their last playoff game.


And before she died all she wanted was the Chiefs to win another.....

Oh, never mind.

ROYC75
12-11-2006, 09:14 PM
And before she died all she wanted was the Chiefs to win another.....

Oh, never mind.

OMG, we are doomed................

Demonpenz
12-12-2006, 01:57 AM
before her time

Fairplay
12-12-2006, 04:26 AM
So this story is told, through some nights that may be cold,

In Lizzie Borden's last word through lullaby and rhyme.

From Lizzie Borden's grave her rhyme is heard,

Through the soil and the dirt.....

La la la la la la...Lizzie Borden had an ax,

Gave her mother forty whacks.

When she saw what she had done,

Gave her mother forty-one.

Her father sleeping did not wake,

To be coming was his very own fate.

La la la la la la...Mwuahahahaha!!

Ultra Peanut
12-12-2006, 05:09 AM
Hmmmmm, the article didn't say what she died from.Ayrton Senna, Dale Earnhardt, Peter Brock, Lizzy Bolden...

chagrin
12-12-2006, 06:00 AM
First thought was that you were referring to Lizzy Grubman, that gunt who ran over diners waiting for valet at a Long Island restaurant.

Is she in porn yet?