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chiefqueen
12-12-2006, 08:25 AM
With a lessen for the guys........

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIMEAccording to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Hydrae
12-12-2006, 09:57 AM
I don't know, every woman I know can get lost in their own backyard.

|Zach|
12-12-2006, 09:58 AM
Great lessen indeed.

Heh.