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FAX
12-12-2006, 01:23 PM
I know that Christmas is all about the birth of Jesus, peace on Earth, and love for your fellow man, and not about avaritia, greed, an insatiable desire for material things, or the like.

But, I want a purple American Classic Stratocaster, a nice portable DVD player so I can watch Firefly episodes at my office, a camping stove, and maybe a Chiefs win or two.

What do you guys want?

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 01:23 PM
An annoucement that Carl and Herm are both gone.

Donger
12-12-2006, 01:24 PM
My wife and her sister to actually not turn into vicious, hissing felines with each other this year.

CtrlAltDel
12-12-2006, 01:25 PM
I really don't know

sedated
12-12-2006, 01:26 PM
A Chiefs playoff win.

Looks like that one will have to wait another year

Reerun_KC
12-12-2006, 01:27 PM
A Christmas weekend trip with Carrie Underwood, then a New Years cruise with Jessica Simpson.

Reerun_KC
12-12-2006, 01:27 PM
An annoucement that Carl and Herm are both gone.


Maybe wishes will come true someday?

seclark
12-12-2006, 01:28 PM
visiting relatives to actually bring their own booze.
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FAX
12-12-2006, 01:29 PM
visiting relatives to actually bring their own booze.
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ROFL

I'm adding that one.

FAX

Reerun_KC
12-12-2006, 01:30 PM
visiting relatives to actually bring their own booze.
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Fine I see how you are...

Bearcat
12-12-2006, 01:30 PM
iPod-dockable items & adapters. I'd be happy with an adapter for the car or an iPod radio/alarm clock.

Don't really need anything else :shrug:

NewChief
12-12-2006, 01:32 PM
To wake up on Christmas morning and my bathroom remodel (dragging on 3 weeks now) to be magically done.

luv
12-12-2006, 01:34 PM
5 qt crock pot (or 7 qt)
NUMB3RS - Season 2
Cash
To get this stupid computer desk put together so I can stop sitting on the floor!

seclark
12-12-2006, 01:35 PM
Fine I see how you are...
well mother...when it's both Christmas and my birthday, i'd like to have something at the bar that's not frickin empty.

then you're always passed out on the sh@tter downstairs.
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Reerun_KC
12-12-2006, 01:37 PM
well mother...when it's both Christmas and my birthday, i'd like to have something at the bar that's not frickin empty.

then you're always passed out on the sh@tter downstairs.
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ROFL

luv
12-12-2006, 01:39 PM
Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.

Fire Me Boy!
12-12-2006, 01:41 PM
Buh-bum.. buh-bum...
Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
Been an awful good girl
Santa baby so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby, a '54 convertible too, light blue,
I'll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed,
Think of all the fellows that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you check off my christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really thats not a lot
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey, one little thing I really need, the deed
To a platinum mine,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex and cheques,
Sign your x on the line
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my chirstmas tree,
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring,
I don't mean on the phone,
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry, tonight.
That's what I wanted.

stumppy
12-12-2006, 01:43 PM
so I can watch Firefly episodes at my office,


Speaking of which. There is a Firefly marathon on SciFi all day today. Too bad you're missing out.

BucEyedPea
12-12-2006, 01:43 PM
I really, really wanna telescope!
So I can share with my kid.

Pennywise
12-12-2006, 01:44 PM
well mother...when it's both Christmas and my birthday,

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Jesus?

FAX
12-12-2006, 01:45 PM
Speaking of which. There is a Firefly marathon on SciFi all day today. Too bad you're missing out.

It's on as we speak, Mr. stumpy.

The captain is defending some prostitues from evil townspeople like a good captain should.

FAX

seclark
12-12-2006, 01:45 PM
Jesus?
wrong thread dude...how've you been?
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Pennywise
12-12-2006, 01:47 PM
wrong thread dude...how've you been?
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OK, but if you really are Jesus you would know that.

ZepSinger
12-12-2006, 01:52 PM
A 'Techno Room', loaded with the very latest, state-of-the-art computers, IPods, digital recording studios, keyboards, and 50" plasma screens on every wall. And the sentimental choice- a vintage, mid-70's Marshall half stack.

Oh yeah, and peace for all mankind. :)

stumppy
12-12-2006, 01:54 PM
It's on as we speak, Mr. stumpy.

The captain is defending some prostitues from evil townspeople like a good captain should.

FAX


Yes yes.., and he has smoozed his way into some very nice fringe benefits.

seclark
12-12-2006, 01:56 PM
OK, but if you really are Jesus you would know that.
i'll not hold that against you since you're always crushing the snakes head w/your heel and whatnot.
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DMAC
12-12-2006, 02:02 PM
A 'Techno Room', loaded with the very latest, state-of-the-art computers, IPods, digital recording studios, keyboards, and 50" plasma screens on every wall. And the sentimental choice- a vintage, mid-70's Marshall half stack.

You should wish for friends to hang out there too, otherwise you will be all alone.:)

The Rick
12-12-2006, 02:18 PM
An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and 'this thing', which tells time. :)

Lono
12-12-2006, 02:20 PM
My wife and her sister to actually not turn into vicious, hissing felines with each other this year.

Actually my wifes sister is pretty damn hot. Throw in some mud and nudity and I would be all for it.

Pitt Gorilla
12-12-2006, 02:20 PM
I got my present this past weekend. A Halex rod hockey table. Yes, I'm like 7.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 02:21 PM
If Carl and Herm stay, then one of these will do.


http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/2995/071806ab1.jpg

Baconeater
12-12-2006, 03:04 PM
To get this stupid computer desk put together so I can stop sitting on the floor!
I've heard Halfcan is pretty handy.

Nzoner
12-12-2006, 03:21 PM
Concert DVD's

Ian Anderson Plays the Orchestral Jethro Tull
Spock's Beard-Don't Try This At Home Live In Holland
Gary Moore & Friends-One Night In Dublin
Pat Travers Band-Hooked On Music

Comedy DVD

Jeff Dunham-Arguing With Myself

My Sirius radio yearly renewal

My birfday is the 26th and I've asked for a 3some but the look I got told me I'd be going out to dinner and getting a bottle of cologne

Easy 6
12-12-2006, 03:25 PM
A renewed National Geographic subscription.

Red "track style" sweats.

A bottle of Drakkar.

New running shoes.

A woman thats an INCREDIBLY unlikely mix of...

A) Insanely witty bookworm.

B) Wild ass sexual dynamo.

C) A great cook.

Nzoner
12-12-2006, 03:26 PM
A woman thats an INCREDIBLY unlikely mix of...

A) Insanely witty bookworm.

B) Wild ass sexual dynamo.

C) A great cook.

In other words a Stepford wife

Easy 6
12-12-2006, 03:39 PM
In other words a Stepford wife

I dont see it like that. Stepford wives were fake as plastic & had no real soul. I think that the 1 in a million girl out there with my qualifications would be earthy, intelligent, wild & soulful all in the same breath.

It was a rick-diculous, never gonna find that type of joke.

tommykat
12-12-2006, 05:26 PM
For my Mom to still be with me.

Sorry if I spoiled this for you all.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 05:29 PM
Thats very cool...i second your hope and toss in a best wish!

BucEyedPea
12-12-2006, 05:32 PM
A woman thats an INCREDIBLY unlikely mix of...

A) Insanely witty bookworm.

B) Wild ass sexual dynamo.

C) A great cook.


A) me minus the insanely part
B) not quite
C) me

Easy 6
12-12-2006, 05:37 PM
A) me minus the insanely part
B) not quite
C) me

Close enough, how about meeting me at Starbucks at...say...9am???

:)