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AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:04 PM
So I just bought some cashews, almonds and raisins to make my own 'trail mix' and some of the almonds taste funny kinda burnt almost like coffee.

DAMMIT CARL :cuss: :cuss:

KC-TBB
12-12-2006, 03:06 PM
Have your girlfreind roll them around in her mouth for awhile...this will remove alot of the salty taste...by then you won't care about the burnt flavor.

Redrum_69
12-12-2006, 03:07 PM
your mom is like trail mix....

AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:08 PM
your mom is like trail mix....
according to my dad she's more like a wet sponge.

seclark
12-12-2006, 03:08 PM
sounds like you might have some moldy nuts...
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Donger
12-12-2006, 03:13 PM
That's one of the few things about this holiday season that I actually enjoy: cracking open Brazil nuts after many frustrating minutes only to find them to be rotten.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Your a long way from Brazil

Donger
12-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Your a long way from Brazil

You're too.

Predarat
12-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Actually if you need to get sober pretty quickly taking a spoonful or two of raw coffee beans/grounds will usually do the trick.

AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:17 PM
That's one of the few things about this holiday season that I actually enjoy: cracking open Brazil nuts after many frustrating minutes only to find them to be rotten.
I could never crack them. Well I could crack them but it would just split it into 2 larger pieces as several other little pieces interspersed with pieces of shell. I'd try to coax the meat out of the larger pieces then after many futile minutes I'd just give up and go grab an almond.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 03:17 PM
too' what'?

Donger
12-12-2006, 03:19 PM
I could never crack them well I could crack them but it would just split it into 2 larger pieces as several other little pieces interspersed with pieces of shell. I'd try to coax the meat out of the larger pieces then after many futile minutes I'd just give up and go grab an almond.

We used to have contests when we were kids. Dad would randomly hand out five Brazil nuts to my brothers and I. Whoever got the most complete nuts out of the five would win. There wasn't a time limit and I have a lot of patience, so I usually 'won.' I'd pay for it later, but I still always tried to win.

Redrum_69
12-12-2006, 03:22 PM
Your mom is like trail mix…she is the dried papaya of her generation because no one eats her until the last, she can be eaten anywhere at anytime when opened, unlike others her seal is broken and will not close, her over due expiration date offers anyone who tastes her a distinct pungent flavor, and if you dig far enough in her bag you’ll find her dried cherry.

Nzoner
12-12-2006, 03:24 PM
I just mixed my nuts for our client Christmas party tonight,I sure hope they enjoy them.

AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:25 PM
Your mom is like trail mix…she is the dried papaya of her generation because no one eats her until the last, she can be eaten anywhere at anytime when opened, unlike others her seal is broken and will not close, her over due expiration date offers anyone who tastes her a distinct pungent flavor, and if you dig far enough in her bag you’ll find her dried cherry.


Guess you didn't see my post regarding my mom.

Redrum_69
12-12-2006, 03:27 PM
Guess you didn't see my post regarding my mom.


what post?

insert foot in mouth here?

AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:29 PM
what post?

insert foot in mouth here?
Earlier in this thread. It's something my dad told me once when I was in my early teens. He said while placing his hand on my shoulder "Son Fcuking your mom was like Fcuking a wet sponge"

So when your dad tells you that no one can really talk shit about your mom and have it be any worse.

Baby Lee
12-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Your a long way from Brazil
[Michael Richards]For the love of God, please!! Call the Brazil Nuts!!![/MR]

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 03:35 PM
If you warm your nuts while wearing a tinnfoil hat, you can talk to Oprah

listopencil
12-12-2006, 03:47 PM
You're too.


So're you.

Donger
12-12-2006, 03:50 PM
So're you.

Cool. That was the name of one of the six Japanese aircraft carriers used in the attack on Pearl Harbor.

AZORChiefFan
12-12-2006, 03:51 PM
If you warm your nuts while wearing a tinnfoil hat, you can talk to Oprah
Not gonna happen she didn't like the oprah doll I sent her made outta pubic hair.

StcChief
12-12-2006, 03:54 PM
my nuts taste funny

That's what the limber Circus freak said...

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 03:56 PM
limer freaks crack me up

Baby Lee
12-12-2006, 03:57 PM
limer freaks crack me up
Obessive LimeWire users?

Calcountry
12-12-2006, 04:08 PM
Cool. That was the name of one of the six Japanese aircraft carriers used in the attack on Pearl Harbor.It was also one that got sunk in the battle of Midway.

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 04:10 PM
was sunk

Donger
12-12-2006, 04:10 PM
It was also one that got sunk in the battle of Midway.

Yep. She was actually one of four of the carriers that were sunk at Midway that attacked Pearl.

Payback's a bitch.

/History Geek

ChiefaRoo
12-12-2006, 04:10 PM
Kaga
Hiryu
Soryu
Akagi

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 04:12 PM
Chaka Kahn

ChiefaRoo
12-12-2006, 04:12 PM
So I just bought some cashews, almonds and raisins to make my own 'trail mix' and some of the almonds taste funny kinda burnt almost like coffee.

DAMMIT CARL :cuss: :cuss:

Donger
12-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Chaka Kahn

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ROFL ROFL ROFL

I guess I should have watched that first! OMG! I almost shat myself laughing. What is that noise?

listopencil
12-12-2006, 04:15 PM
was sunk


Yep. It sure nuff done did get unfloatable, dinnit?

boogblaster
12-12-2006, 04:20 PM
Man who tastes his nuts will soon devalop bulging-disk in lower vertebrate.....

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 04:31 PM
so, hows your back?

ChiefaRoo
12-12-2006, 04:32 PM
So I just bought some cashews, almonds and raisins to make my own 'trail mix' and some of the almonds taste funny kinda burnt almost like coffee.

DAMMIT CARL :cuss: :cuss:

If your nuts taste funny try calling the STD hotline.

http://play.rhapsody.com/triumphtheinsultcomicdog/comepoopwithme/calltostdhotline?didAutoplayBounce=true

Ultra Peanut
12-12-2006, 04:34 PM
I see what you did there!

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 04:39 PM
Thats wrong....

Reaper16
12-12-2006, 04:43 PM
Have your girlfreind roll them around in her mouth for awhile...this will remove alot of the salty taste
She's not doing her job then ;)

FAX
12-12-2006, 05:07 PM
A doctor once spoke with great gravity,
"Son, this is a case of depravity.
But, your nuts won't taste wierd
And we'll have that issue cleared
Once we extract your dick from your nasal cavity"

FAX

HonestChieffan
12-12-2006, 05:08 PM
Fax speak in sentences?