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Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 10:46 AM
As a part of my n00b training, I am starting this thread so that I may take the beating that I so deserve.

I'm and idiot.

Kick away.

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 10:47 AM
This is teed up too high. Nobody's going to swing at this, it isn't worth our time. Sorry.

As a side note the distinct lack of posts and early death of this thread will, in and of itself, be a kick in the nuts.

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 10:48 AM
This is teed up too high. Nobody's going to swing at this, it isn't worth our time. Sorry.

Wimp.

luv
12-21-2006, 10:50 AM
What's the matter, don't think you can damage something so big?
I could try.

Gonzo
12-21-2006, 10:51 AM
Well, ok then. Someone wake Skip's ass up.

Phobia
12-21-2006, 10:51 AM
You can't force dumbassery, it just happens.

DaFace
12-21-2006, 10:51 AM
No, no, no...You're doing this n00b thing all wrong. You're supposed to start some thread taking a ridiculous and uninformed position about the Chiefs. You can't just say "come beat on me." That's no fun. :banghead:

For example, you might claim that the Chiefs don't need LJ and Tony G and that we should just let them go. That might get a few responses.

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 10:52 AM
You can't force dumbassery, it just happens.

Sounds like I just need to say something stupid......


Where's Birdman when you need him?

Bill Parcells
12-21-2006, 10:52 AM
As a part of my n00b training, I am starting this thread so that I may take the beating that I so deserve.

I'm and idiot.

Kick away.
http://www.weddingpals.com/members/pictures/000256-Pigs%20Flying%20small.JPG.jpg

Warrior5
12-21-2006, 10:52 AM
As a part of my n00b training, I am starting this thread so that I may take the beating that I so deserve.

I'm and idiot.

Kick away.

Welcome back to the board, Jason Ernzen!

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 10:52 AM
haxxors are over at wpi


said i edited my post when I go there...but I had logged out lol


someone didnt like it i guess

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 10:53 AM
You can't force dumbassery, it just happens all the freaking time.
FYP

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 10:53 AM
No, no, no...You're doing this n00b thing all wrong. You're supposed to start some thread taking a ridiculous and uninformed position about the Chiefs. You can't just say "come beat on me." That's no fun. :banghead:

For example, you might claim that the Chiefs don't need LJ and Tony G and that we should just let them go. That might get a few responses.

I'll try harder next time....

luv
12-21-2006, 10:54 AM
Wimp.
Hey, this said something different when I quoted it the first time.

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 10:54 AM
Hey, this said something different when I quoted it the first time.


Uhhhhhhh, no it didn't.

morphius
12-21-2006, 10:56 AM
You can't force dumbassery, it just happens.
Sure I can...


...of course it is tough to tell from my regular dumbassery, but I know I can do it.

HemiEd
12-21-2006, 10:59 AM
Well, ok then. Someone wake Skip's ass up.

I don't think he cares anymore, he was talking about becoming a Charger fan.

DaFace
12-21-2006, 11:02 AM
After having his dreams of becoming the most valuable poster dashed by everyone telling him that no one cares about 100-post threads, followed by a mod maxing out his neg rep, he just hasn't been the same.

DMAC
12-21-2006, 11:04 AM
No, no, no...You're doing this n00b thing all wrong. You're supposed to start some thread taking a ridiculous and uninformed position about the Chiefs. You can't just say "come beat on me." That's no fun. :banghead:

For example, you might claim that the Chiefs don't need LJ and Tony G and that we should just let them go. That might get a few responses.Another example: I said we should not have drafted Colquitt.

morphius
12-21-2006, 11:04 AM
BTW, Welcome to the Planet!

el borracho
12-21-2006, 11:05 AM
Oh, um... ok. How about, "You, sir, are a noob!"

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 11:05 AM
After having his dreams of becoming the most valuable poster dashed by everyone telling him that no one cares about 100-post threads, followed by a mod maxing out his neg rep, he just hasn't been the same.
Are you saying he's lost his burst?

rad
12-21-2006, 11:05 AM
After having his dreams of becoming the most valuable poster dashed by everyone telling him that no one cares about 100-post threads, followed by a mod maxing out his neg rep, he just hasn't been the same.

I think it all started when Phobia ran his little "experiment" on Skip.

Skip was actually very cordial in another thread to this new crop of WP refugees.

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 11:06 AM
Would "Herm Edwards is not going to change the offense" qualify?

Or "Solari calls good plays"?

luv
12-21-2006, 11:07 AM
Another example: I said we should not have drafted Colquitt.
Your and idiot.

:p

el borracho
12-21-2006, 11:07 AM
Or, um... "I was making posts when you were still making payments on your monitor!"

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 11:08 AM
Would "Herm Edwards is not going to change the offense" qualify?

Or "Solari calls good plays"?
I'd go with option 2.

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 11:10 AM
Your and idiot.

:p

Skip Towne
12-21-2006, 11:12 AM
Would "Herm Edwards is not going to change the offense" qualify?

Or "Solari calls good plays"?
Try "We should trade LJ for two dozen footballs".

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 11:12 AM
As a part of my n00b training, I am starting this thread so that I may take the beating that I so deserve. I'm and idiot.
Kick away.




YOur mom loves playing tag, and duck..duck..goose. Last night we played pop goes the weasel

Warrior5
12-21-2006, 11:12 AM
Would "Herm Edwards is not going to change the offense" qualify?

Or "Solari calls good plays"?

No Jason. You need to say something like, "Our DTs rock!", or "Scanlon couldn't hold Sims' jock", but sound like you really mean it.

Phobia
12-21-2006, 11:12 AM
FWIW, this is the very same thread title I used in my first thread at WPI. It is unfortunate that somebody took it seriously.

el borracho
12-21-2006, 11:15 AM
FWIW, this is the very same thread title I used in my first thread at WPI. It is unfortunate that somebody took it seriously.
$500.00 :shrug:

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 11:17 AM
YOur mom loves playing tag, and duck..duck..goose. Last night we played pop goes the weasel

Mom was in the hospital last night. Must of been dad.

Bill Parcells
12-21-2006, 11:22 AM
FWIW, this is the very same thread title I used in my first thread at WPI. It is unfortunate that somebody took it seriously.
ROFL at the avatar

JazzzLovr
12-21-2006, 11:23 AM
ROFL at the avatar

I'm in at-work mode. Thanks for pointing it out. LMAO

gblowfish
12-21-2006, 11:50 AM
Typical nOOb Starter Threads:

Where can I buy some dope?

My girlfriend won't do kinky sex acts...help!

We should start Brodie Croyle.

Bring Back Marty!

Carl Peterson is a nice guy.

How do I keep squirrels out of my bird feeder?

Am I hot?

Who should we trade for Randy Moss?
or
Terrell Owens
or
Chad Johnson
or....etc etc etc

I Can't Get Laid

Skip's been mean to me...

No, seriously, where can I buy some dope?

Good luck, nOOb.

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 11:53 AM
How do I get an avatar?

Better yet, what is an "avatar"?

88TG88
12-21-2006, 11:55 AM
what a great thread

Simplex3
12-21-2006, 01:17 PM
How do I get an avatar?

Better yet, what is an "avatar"?
An "avatar" has to do with being anally probed using a pair of shovels held together with baling wire. You'll get yours tomorrow. Redrum's mom's schedule was full today.

Judge Smails
12-21-2006, 01:29 PM
As a part of my n00b training, I am starting this thread so that I may take the beating that I so deserve.

I'm and idiot.

Kick away.

"The trick is: kick someone's ass the first day, or become someone's bitch. Then everything will be all right."

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 01:54 PM
Anyone needing a bitch?

luv
12-21-2006, 01:56 PM
Anyone needing a bitch?
Trying to get rid of your wife?

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 02:15 PM
Trying to get rid of your wife?

If I was trying to get rid of my wife I'd ask if anyone needed a Hoover.

StcChief
12-21-2006, 02:21 PM
How do I get an avatar?

Better yet, what is an "avatar"?

Send your donation to Chiefs planet

use 'make donation' button.

that will get you some attention and ability to create avitar.

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 02:21 PM
bringing attention to yourself right off the bat will get you the label as

attention whore




now if you were to come up with a good "your mom" and talk smack on say...skiptown...then maybe youd raise some eyebrows

JazzzLovr
12-21-2006, 02:23 PM
Anyone needing a bitch?

You know, I'm trying really hard to behave today. But you gotta quit teeing up Nick Athan jokes for me. :shake:


:D