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sedated
12-21-2006, 12:25 PM
I just watched Talladega Nights last night.

It's pretty funny, and it's got a ton of one-liners that I have been quoting all day.

What are some of the most quotable movies?


me and my friends always quote:
Big Lebowski
Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke
Friday
40 year old virgin
Half-Baked


and for family gatherings:
National Lampoon's Vacation
Monty Python and The Holy Grail

ck_IN
12-21-2006, 12:26 PM
Caddyshack and the Airplane movies are two of my favs.

FAX
12-21-2006, 12:28 PM
Amazon Women From Mars vs. The Detroit Redwings.

"Ooh."
"Ahh."
"Ouch."

FAX

Stewie
12-21-2006, 12:28 PM
Animal House

Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!

sedated
12-21-2006, 12:28 PM
I almost forgot Raising Arizona.

classic

Warrior5
12-21-2006, 12:30 PM
Anything from a Mel Brooks movie.

ptlyon
12-21-2006, 12:30 PM
Don't forget Blazing Saddles!

Or The Jerk.

slappyhappy
12-21-2006, 12:32 PM
Caddyshack and the Airplane movies are two of my favs.


Ha Ha.... " I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue. " LMAO

And... "I just hit a water buffalo, can I borrow your towel " LMAO

slappyhappy
12-21-2006, 12:34 PM
Anything from a Mel Brooks movie.

" I bet she gives great helmet " LMAO

Stinger
12-21-2006, 12:35 PM
And... "I just hit a water buffalo, can I borrow your towel " LMAO

That would be the other good Chevey Chase movie .... Fletch

DJJasonp
12-21-2006, 12:48 PM
Anchorman, Caddyshack, and Fletch....

"c'mon fellas...it's so simple, maybe you need a refresher course.....it's all ball bearings these days!"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 12:50 PM
Dumb and Dumber

Ace Ventura

Demonpenz
12-21-2006, 12:50 PM
merry christmas the shitters full

Mr. Plow
12-21-2006, 12:51 PM
"I love lamp"

Radar Chief
12-21-2006, 12:55 PM
Full Metal Jacket.

ck_IN
12-21-2006, 12:57 PM
"the way I'm playing I should've stayed home and played with myself"

"You have to go to the airport? What is it?
It's a place with lots of planes and a runway but that's not important"

vckcchiefs04
12-21-2006, 12:57 PM
40 year old virgin: You look like a Man-O-Lantern!
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 12:57 PM
Jesus of Nazareth

Reerun_KC
12-21-2006, 12:59 PM
Scarface...

"Say hello to my little friend"

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:00 PM
Experimental U-Boat Man From The 21st Century

"Do I hear water?"

FAX

Archie F. Swin
12-21-2006, 01:00 PM
Napoleon Dynamite

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:01 PM
Planet of the Apes


Where the boys arent #13


Sleepaway Camp 2

Baby Lee
12-21-2006, 01:01 PM
40 year old virgin: You look like a Man-O-Lantern!
ROFL ROFL ROFL
It's not all . . . the butthole pleasures.

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:01 PM
Terror On Rat Island

"Somebody told on me!"

FAX

Baby Lee
12-21-2006, 01:02 PM
Experimental U-Boat Man From The 21st Century

"Do I hear water?"

FAX
Reminds me of Ghostbusters.

Shh. . . .

Sssshhh. Shush!!

Do you smell something?

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:04 PM
Barbarian Queen

Forrest Gump..."run forrest run!!"

"Being a Chiefs fan is like a box of chocolates..you never know what you are gonna get"

Pulp Fiction...."whats your wallet look like?" "Its the one that says bad motherf-er"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:07 PM
Ben-Hur

The Ten Commandments


Shawshank Redemption...


Star Wars....

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:08 PM
Hellraiser 3


Debbie does Dallas



Jenna loves Janine


All dogs go to Heaven


Ice Age


Free Willy

88TG88
12-21-2006, 01:13 PM
apocalypse now

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:14 PM
Lord Of The Flings

"You wouldn't happen to have any ointment, would you Gandalf?"

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:14 PM
Feivel goes west


Showgirls


IT


Chronicles of Riddick


XXX

SCTrojan
12-21-2006, 01:15 PM
Princess Bride:

"He didn't fall? Inconceivable."
"You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You fell for one of the classic blunders. The first is never get involved in a land war in Russia. The second and just as important is never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

Godfather:

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

"Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer."

"This isn't personal. It's just business."

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

ZepSinger
12-21-2006, 01:17 PM
http://www.flishfun.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/normal_spinaltap-36821.jpg

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:17 PM
Desperately Seeking Lazy Susan

"Damn it. I know it's here somewhere."

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:19 PM
Wizard of Oz....Tin Man "oil me there..it gets rusty"


Watership Down:
Blackberry: Men have always hated us.
Holly: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.
Fiver: They'll never rest until they've spoiled the earth.

SLAG
12-21-2006, 01:21 PM
Run Ronnie Run...

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:24 PM
Tales from the Darkside the movie:

Halston: The rest of your nine lives are going in one lump-sum. (right before he is gonna kill a cat)

wutamess
12-21-2006, 01:26 PM
Talledega Nights.

Frazod
12-21-2006, 01:27 PM
Not a movie, but Hawkeye Pierce quotes from the TV show M*A*S*H are completely engrained in my personality. I don't even think about it until I happen to catch an old episode where he spouts off something that I say frequently.

So if you think I'm an obnoxious asshole, don't blame me; blame Alan Alda. :harumph:

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:29 PM
BEST...SITE...EVER


http://www.tv.com/tales-from-the-darkside/show/79/summary.html?tag=tabs;summary

Son of Logical
12-21-2006, 01:31 PM
Wedding Crashers

"You play the motor boat? You did, you motor boating son of a bitch."

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:36 PM
Honey, I Shrunk Your Vagina

"Owie!"

FAX

DMAC
12-21-2006, 01:38 PM
Brain Candy

88TG88
12-21-2006, 01:39 PM
i cant believe i forgot fast times at ridgemont high. "thats my head"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:40 PM
Back to the Future


When Harry met Sally


Adventures of Ford Fairlane...


Armegeddon


Soccer moms


Tombstone.."i'm your huckleberry"
"Why johhny ringo..you look like someone just walked right over your grave"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:40 PM
CANDYMAN

L.A. Chieffan
12-21-2006, 01:41 PM
i cant believe i forgot fast times at ridgemont high. "thats my head"
No it's "MY SKULL, I'M SO WAAASTED!"

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:41 PM
...
Tombstone.."i'm your huckleberry"
"Why johhny ringo..you look like someone just walked right over your grave"

That's actually one of my all time favorite movie quotes, Mr. Redrum_69. Prop things to Val for that performance.

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:42 PM
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai


Willow


TOp Secret


Top Gun



Exorcist



Tales from the Crypt...The Crate "she's under the stairs go take a look"

L.A. Chieffan
12-21-2006, 01:42 PM
Big Lebowski is the all time heavy-wieght champion when it comes to most quotable movies.
No, I will not argue this.

RollTide
12-21-2006, 01:43 PM
Anchorman and Tommy Boy. Nuff said.

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:43 PM
That's actually one of my all time favorite movie quotes, Mr. Redrum_69. Prop things to Val for that performance.

FAX


Same here, that movie rocks. Its one of those that you can watch over and over again.

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:45 PM
Unforgiven:


Will Munny: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:46 PM
Same here, that movie rocks. Its one of those that you can watch over and over again.

Definitely.

I also like the part where Wyatt bitch slaps the guy who played that retarded buy in that movie where he killed the guy who sings country songs because he was friends with the kid when he wanted to take over his card game in the saloon.

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:48 PM
Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

Frazod
12-21-2006, 01:50 PM
Arthur (with Dudley Moore) has some great lines.

"You're a hooker? I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you!"

ROFL

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:50 PM
The part that cracks me up too is when Ike and Doc are playing cards...and Doc says


Ike: Thats twelve hands in a row? nobody aint that lucky.

Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!

FAX
12-21-2006, 01:52 PM
Are you gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed?

That's it. "Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens... "

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 01:56 PM
Charlie and the Chocolate factory

Willy Wonka: See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that my dear children. is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies

slappyhappy
12-21-2006, 01:58 PM
Every Which Way but Loose.... "Right turn Clyde"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 02:02 PM
Pirahna!

Whitney: The piranhas...
Buck Gardner: What about the goddamn piranhas?
Whitney: They're eating the guests, sir.

Chiefs Pantalones
12-21-2006, 02:02 PM
Teladaga Nights was the worst Will Ferrel movie I've seen to date.

FAX
12-21-2006, 02:03 PM
The Greatest Story Never Told

" ... "

FAX

Baby Lee
12-21-2006, 02:12 PM
i cant believe i forgot fast times at ridgemont high. "thats my skull"
FYP

Stewie
12-21-2006, 02:12 PM
Rug Munchers

"Mmbrrrffflllllnnneeerrrr"

SLAG
12-21-2006, 02:17 PM
Ghostbusters-

"Dickless over here wont let us"


Mayor: Is this true

"Yes its true... This man has no dick"

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 02:27 PM
The Smurfs movie

"Papa Smurf: Nature Smurf, this time your love of animals has gone too far."

FAX
12-21-2006, 02:29 PM
Harry Potter And The Vagina Of Fire

"Your aura is pulsing, my dear."

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 02:32 PM
Cherry Hotter and the Goblet of Smiles

"Is that a wand in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"

alpha_omega
12-21-2006, 02:40 PM
The Godfather

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

luv
12-21-2006, 02:45 PM
My problem is that I quote something that I know is from a movie, but I can never remember which one.

Anyone seen Oscar (Stallone's attempt at comedy)? Tim Curry plays a linguist, so there's a lot of play on words.

Curry: She has nicely rounded dipthongs (sp?).
Stallone: That's what got her into this mess (thinking his daughter is pregnant).

Or the part where Curry says, "Watch it. You've got a dangling participle (sp?)." Then the guy looks down, and turns around to zip his pants.

I guess I'm just easily amused.

My best friend and I, back in high school, used to always quote the Jungle Book. The vultures that have the Beatles haircuts and British accents.

Vulture 1: Whatchu wanna do?
Vulture 2: I dunno. Whatchu wanna do?
Vulture 1: I dunno.......Whatchu wanna do?
Vulture 2: Now don't start that again!

DJJasonp
12-21-2006, 02:47 PM
Someone earlier mentioned Top Secret....excellent choice.

Nick Rivers: Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.
Hillary Flammond: I know. It all sounds like some bad movie.
[Long pause. Both look at camera]

Introducing his men]
Du Quois: This is Chevalier, Montage, Detente, Avant Garde, and Deja Vu.
Deja Vu: Haven't we met before?
Nick Rivers: I don't think so.
Du Quois: Over there, Croissant, Souffle, Escargot, and Chocolate Mousse.

Hillary Flammond: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
Blindman: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.

C-Mac
12-21-2006, 02:52 PM
This thread worthless without "Stripes" and "The search for Holy Grail"

:shake:

Stewie
12-21-2006, 02:53 PM
Hillary Flammond: Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?
Blindman: In women's tennis, I always root against the heterosexual.


ROFL ROFL ROFL

luv
12-21-2006, 02:53 PM
This thread worthless without "Stripes" and "The search for Holy Grail"

:shake:
It's just a flesh wound.

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 02:54 PM
Snaps: Poole was right! You are an ox *and* a moron!

----------------------------------------------------------------------Aldo: Breakfast is soived.
Snaps: "Served", you paluka!

Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
Dr. Thornton Poole: That's an oxymoron.
Connie: Gee, you shouldn't oughta said that, Doc.
Snaps: Yeah, leave Connie alone. He does the best he can.

----------
Anthony: All that travel must cut into your home life.
Dr. Thornton Poole: Well, I don't spend as much time with mother as I'd like. But she's got the cats.

----------
Snaps: Let's get started, I got until noon to look like a banker.
Finucci: Oh, we make-a you look like a banker... take off-a you pants.

Joe Seahawk
12-21-2006, 03:01 PM
You got those. I like those on a woman.
-Johny Dangerously-

wutamess
12-21-2006, 03:04 PM
"WHY, JOHNNIE TYLER! Madcap! Where you going with that Shotgun?"

"I got one for both of yas"

"Law don't go'round here law dog". "I heard you the first time Ike".

"They may get me but not before I turn your head into a canoe" "He's bullshitting". <scared Ike> "No he aint playing". "He'll blow my head off, BACKUP!". <Wyatt> "You aint as dumb as you look, Ike".

"Not me. I'm in my Prime"

Most quotable & best western of all time.

The Rick
12-21-2006, 03:12 PM
I can't believe no one has said "Meet the Parents" yet. :shake:

The Rick
12-21-2006, 03:14 PM
From Meet the Parents:

Greg: [about the song Puff the Magic Dragon] Great song.
Jack: Yeah, one of my favorites.
Greg: Who would've thought it wasn't really about a dragon, huh?
Jack: What do you mean?
Greg: You know, the whole drug thing.
Jack: No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?
Greg: Some people think that...to "puff the magic dragon" means to-- They're really, uh-- to smoke-- to smoke-- a marijuana cigarette.
Jack: Well, Puff's just the name of the boy's magical dragon.
Greg: Right.
Jack: Are you a pothead, Focker?
Greg: No! No.
Jack: What?
Greg: No, no, no, no, Jack. No, I'm-- I'm not-- I-- I pass on grass all the time. I mean, not all the time.
Jack: Yes or no, Greg?
Greg: No. Yes. No.

The Rick
12-21-2006, 03:16 PM
Another one...

Bob: Oh, my God! What's that smell?
Jack: That smell, Bob, is our shit. Focker flushed the toilet in the den, so the septic tank is overflowing.
Greg: Jack, I told you. It wasn't me. It was Jinx.
Jack: Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again! Jinx cannot flush the toilet. He's a cat, for chrissakes! The animal doesn't even have thumbs, Focker.

CoMoChief
12-21-2006, 03:17 PM
Dumb and Dumber
Super Troopers
Napolean Dynamite
Full Metal Jacket

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 03:20 PM
Dumb and Dumber
Super Troopers
Napolean Dynamite
Full Metal Jacket


repost....thanks for playing @

FAX
12-21-2006, 03:24 PM
Plumb and Plumber

"Is that straight?"
"Yeah. And, the faucet's working too."

FAX

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 03:29 PM
Forrest Hump


"Come Forrest...COme!!!"

vckcchiefs04
12-21-2006, 03:42 PM
Smokey- I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. Cause it's Friday, you aint got no job, and you aint got sh!t to do.

vckcchiefs04
12-21-2006, 03:45 PM
You gotta be a stupid mutha f_cker to get fired on yo day off!

You got knocked the f_ck out!

Daaaaamn! Yall aint neva got two things that match! Yall either got peanut butter no jelly, ham no burger! Daaaaaaaamn!

Stewie
12-21-2006, 04:01 PM
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka

Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right?
Willie: But I heard you...
Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling!
Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"?
Leonard: Yeah!

Deberg_1990
12-21-2006, 04:01 PM
No Tarantino yet?? What a crime.

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Mr White: That girl's ass...
Mr. Orange: It's sitting here right on my dick.

Redrum_69
12-21-2006, 04:15 PM
THe Passion of the Christ:

Jesus: You are my friends. And there is no greater love than for a man to lay down his life for his friends.



Jesus: Forgive them, Father. They know not what they do.


Jesus: Take this and drink. This is my blood, spilled for you and for many. Do this in memory of me.

sedated
12-21-2006, 04:28 PM
I can't believe no one has said "Meet the Parents" yet. :shake:

- Don't worry about the little covert op. I'll keep it on the low-down

- Down-low

- No doubt!

Frazod
12-21-2006, 04:46 PM
Best of Times:

Jack Dundee: "I'm not a has-been. I'm a never-was. I aspire to be a has-been."

siberian khatru
12-21-2006, 04:49 PM
No Tarantino yet?? What a crime.

Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. White: What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?
Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Mr White: That girl's ass...
Mr. Orange: It's sitting here right on my dick.

Just cut and paste the whole script. It's worthy.

Baby Lee
12-21-2006, 04:51 PM
- Don't worry about the little covert op. I'll keep it on the low-down

- Down-low

- No doubt!
Ah yes, Jack talk Thai. Jack talk Thai very well.

Deberg_1990
12-21-2006, 05:00 PM
I just watched Talladega Nights last night.




I watched it last night too. Pretty funny.

Susan: Ricky Bobby is not a thinker. Ricky Bobby is a driver!

Spott
12-21-2006, 05:07 PM
The Big Lebowski
Airplane
Pulp Fiction

WARPARTY70
12-21-2006, 05:23 PM
Goodfella's

I quote from this movie all the time

rad
12-21-2006, 05:29 PM
I cant believe noone's said Goodfellas yet:


Spider, on your way here,
bring me a Cutty and water.

- I'll play these.
- You'll play those?

Do I stutter? I play those.

What am I, a mirage? Where's my ****ing drink?

- You wanted a drink?

I asked you for one.

You said, "I'm all right, Spider."

Am I on a pay-no-mind list, kid?

No, I heard someone
say "Spider, Spider."

- I thought it was Henry.

- You're a stuttering ****.

You said, "I'm all right, Spider."

You ain't all right.

No, you said you were all right.

I am all right! You ain't, you prick. You been doing this all
night to me, mother****er!

You want a drink? I'll bring it.

Get me a ****ing drink! Move it, you prick! You walk like Stepin Fetchit.
Everybody else you run. Run for me! Dance the ****ing drink back here!
What's that Bogart movie?- Where he played a cowboy.

- "The Oklahoma Kid."

"Oklahoma Kid." "Shane?" Oklahoma Kid, that's me. You ****ing varmint. Dance!
Yahoo, mother****er!
Round up those ****ing wagons.

(Spider gets shot in foot)

Now he's moving.

He got him in the foot.

He's fine. So he got shot in the foot.
Big ****ing deal.

Get a towel.

Nice ****ing game.

Take him to Ben Casey. Let him
crawl like he crawls for the drinks.

Take him to the doctor down the street.

Bones are all shattered.

Don't get me upset. Don't make a big ****ing
thing out of it, Spider!

You trying to make me
think what I did here.

It was an accident. Little ****ing actor.

- You in?
- I'm in.

shaneo69
12-21-2006, 07:52 PM
About Last Night

---Bernie: "Get your ass to Mother's now!"

---Danny: "I told her I loved her."
Bernie: "Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny.....before or after you f*cked her?"

---Bernie, seeing a hot girl on a bike: "Would you look at the ti......aww, it's what's her name."

Direckshun
12-21-2006, 07:55 PM
Anchorman and any Monty Python movie put to celluloid.

Jesus: "Oh, **** off!"
Followers: "And how shall we **** off, O Lord?"

QuikSsurfer
12-21-2006, 08:08 PM
monty python (life of brian, holy grail)
meet the parents
half baked
dumb and dumber
anchorman

Sure-Oz
12-21-2006, 08:10 PM
Anchorman

JonesCrusher
12-21-2006, 08:14 PM
Fight Club

Davechief
12-21-2006, 08:33 PM
Heartbreak Ridge

I'm here to tell you that life as you know it has ended. You might as well all go into town tonight. Laugh and make fools of yourselves. Rub your pathetic little peckers up against your honeys or stick it in a knot hole in a fence. Whatever it is get rid of it cause tommorrow a 0 600 YOUR ASS IS MINE!

Davechief
12-21-2006, 08:35 PM
Also from Heartbreak Ridge

Why dont you just lie there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain.

rad
12-21-2006, 08:40 PM
Another Goodfelas gem:

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the **** am I funny, what the **** is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the **** out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya mother****er! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

SLAG
12-21-2006, 08:54 PM
Another Goodfelas gem:
..Funny How...
while working at the pharmacy call center my supervisor said that to a patient that was complaining to him... he pulled the "Funny How.. I dont know what you mean by that... Funny :harumph:"


we were cracking up... he put them on mute and we would just laugh

good times

BWillie
12-21-2006, 09:50 PM
My top five favorite movies to quote from are below:

1) Anchorman
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun! That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a brain a third the size of us men. It's science."

2) Office Space
"You see, ever since I started working each day has gotten worse than the one before it. So that means that everyday you see me, that's the worst day of my life" --What about today? Is today the worst day of your life----"OH YEAH.."

3) Old School
"What are you gonna do? Tell on me. You know you can't buddy. It's guy code. That's what chicks do. You're not a chick are you? Ok, good talk. See ya out there"

4) Fight Club

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying matter as everything else."

5) Good Will Hunting...this is a good one

"Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. "

Call me crazy, but I thought Ricky Bobby was terrible. There were like two funny parts in it, and they showed them on the previews. I even like Will Ferrell. It was a great idea to make money though, you put a movie with Will Ferrell and add Nascar and everybody in the country will go see it.

slappyhappy
12-22-2006, 12:51 AM
No one mentioned SlingBlade??

"I like biscuits with Mustard Mmmmm Ummmmph"

"Not funny Ha Ha, funny queer."

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:10 AM
Back to the Future


When Harry met Sally


Adventures of Ford Fairlane...


Armegeddon


Soccer moms


Tombstone.."i'm your huckleberry"
"Why johhny ringo..you look like someone just walked right over your grave"

My hypocracy knows no bounds.

luv
12-22-2006, 01:19 AM
When Harry met Sally



I'll have what she's having.

luv
12-22-2006, 01:24 AM
Also from Oscar:

Connie: (about Stallone's character, Snaps): Even back in the day, he was known as an honest crook.
Dr Poole (Tim Curry): That's an oxy moron.
Connie looks hurt.
Snaps: Gee, doc. You shouldn't oughta said that. Connie does the best he can.
Dr Poole looks confused.

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:26 AM
I'll have what she's having.
Waiter, there is too much pepper on my paprikash.
But I would be proud to partake of your pecan pie.

luv
12-22-2006, 01:27 AM
Clue....

Mrs Peacock: Could you tell me where the bathroom is?
Yvette: Oui, oui madam.
Mrs Peacock: No, I just need to powder my nose.

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:29 AM
Space Balls

WHAT? You went over my helmet?

Deberg_1990
12-22-2006, 01:29 AM
Probably my fave from Casino:

Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ****in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ****in' head open again. 'Cause I'm ****in' stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Baconeater
12-22-2006, 01:34 AM
I know it was mentioned in the thread starter, but Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation needs some more love. It's one of my all-time favorites.


Cousin Eddie: Mmmmm, mmmm, mmm. I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark Griswold: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.


Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.


Clark Griswold: I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! Ahh. ha. ha. ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:35 AM
I'll be back.

luv
12-22-2006, 01:37 AM
I'll be back.
Hasta la vista, baby.

Deberg_1990
12-22-2006, 01:37 AM
Also from Heartbreak Ridge

Why dont you just lie there and bleed a while before you taste some real pain.


I forgot about that one. That ones full of good quotes:

"I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together "

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:38 AM
Goodbye, Mr. Bond!

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:41 AM
As Good As It Gets

You are a disgrace to depression.

Frazod
12-22-2006, 01:44 AM
As Good As It Gets

You are a disgrace to depression.

"How do you write women so well?"

"I start with a man, then I remove reason and accountability."

ROFL

Baconeater
12-22-2006, 01:47 AM
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Guru
12-22-2006, 01:49 AM
I'm having an old friend for dinner.

Baconeater
12-22-2006, 02:06 AM
There's no way, no WAY that you came from my loins......soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.

Redrum_69
12-22-2006, 09:36 AM
Grizzley Adams


Smokey and the Bandit


American Pie..."this one time at band camp" "whats my name, bitch"


Debbie does Dallas


Tango and Cash


A connecticut yankee in king arthurs court


Dracula


Lonesome Dove:
Woodrow Call: How do I know you won't start missin' your wife after about five miles and decide to quit?
Po Campo: My wife is in hell; where I sent her.

Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.

sedated
12-22-2006, 01:41 PM
I know it was mentioned in the thread starter, but Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation needs some more love. It's one of my all-time favorites.

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
Clark: No, sir, I don't.
Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.

- Real tomato ketchup, Eddie?
- Nothing but the best.


- About 52 thousand dollars


- Who do I look like, Christopher...Columbo?


- God, ease our suffering in this, our moment of great dispair. Yea, admit this kind and decent woman into thy arms of thine heavenly area, up there. And Moab, he lay us upon the band of the Canaanites, and yea, though the Hindus speak of karma, I implore you...give her a break.


Cop: Has your father ever killed anyone?
Rusty: Just a dog. Oh and my Aunt Edna.
Clark: Hey you can't prove that Russ.

GROB
12-22-2006, 02:13 PM
I just watched Talladega Nights last night.

It's pretty funny, and it's got a ton of one-liners that I have been quoting all day.

What are some of the most quotable movies?


me and my friends always quote:
Big Lebowski
Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke
Friday
40 year old virgin
Half-Baked


and for family gatherings:
National Lampoon's Vacation
Monty Python and The Holy Grail

Someone must be a Pot Smoker.

sedated
01-06-2008, 07:48 PM
this thread is pretty funny so I'm gonna give it a bump.

actually, I'm gonna give myself a bump too.

ahhhhh. (sniff)

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 07:52 PM
I'm going to go with Huo shao hong lian si (The Burning of the Red Lotus Temple) as the most quotable movie ever. At some 27 hours long (and the longest film ever made), it's sure to have the most lines.

Tribal Warfare
01-06-2008, 07:55 PM
" If you don't chew Big Red then F*CK YOU"

xbarretx
01-06-2008, 07:56 PM
caddyshack indeed along with animal house

Priest4Prez
01-06-2008, 07:59 PM
this thread is pretty funny so I'm gonna give it a bump.

actually, I'm gonna give myself a bump too.

ahhhhh. (sniff)
When in rome

luv
01-06-2008, 08:02 PM
I'm going to go with Huo shao hong lian si (The Burning of the Red Lotus Temple) as the most quotable movie ever. At some 27 hours long (and the longest film ever made), it's sure to have the most lines.
Yes, but will anyone quote them, thus making it a quotable movie?

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 08:03 PM
Yes, but will anyone quote them, thus making it a quotable movie?
Shhh... if anyone had looked it up on IMDB, they would have seen it was released in 1928 and is a silent movie!!! LOL!!!

luv
01-06-2008, 08:05 PM
Shhh... if anyone had looked it up on IMDB, they would have seen it was released in 1928 and is a silent movie!!! LOL!!!
You give people here way too much credit. We're all too lazy to go and do something like that.

Priest4Prez
01-06-2008, 08:06 PM
major league

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 08:06 PM
You give people here way too much credit. We're all too lazy to go and do something like that.
Then it'll be my own little joke.

Priest4Prez
01-06-2008, 08:09 PM
What's that shit on your chest?

Strike that mother F*cker out

I say F*ck you joeboo!

Should have gotten the live chicken

If you ever tank a play again, i will cut you nuts off and shove them down your F*ing throat

Jake: I play for Cleveland.

Old Lady: really? I didn't know they even had a team

Jake: yeah, we have uniforms and everything

Deberg_1990
01-06-2008, 08:11 PM
What's that shit on your chest?

Strike that mother F*cker out

I say F*ck you joeboo!

Should have gotten the live chicken

If you ever tank a play again, i will cut you nuts off and shove them down your F*ing throat

Jake: I play for Cleveland.

Old Lady: really? I didn't know they even had a team

Jake: yeah, we have uniforms and everything

Great flick,

Sadly if made today, it would be the Royals instead of the Indians.

Priest4Prez
01-06-2008, 08:13 PM
Bob Uecker is probably the most quoteable person in the movie

KC Tattoo
01-06-2008, 08:22 PM
Cool Hand Look

Captain "What we've got here is... Failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, wich is the way he wants it... Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men"

stonedstooge
01-06-2008, 08:29 PM
My wifes just started a new diet. She is supposed to lose 5 pounds a week. Next year by this time she ought to be gone completly