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Dremel
12-27-2006, 02:36 PM
Flatulence causes big stink in jail
Man charged with assault on confined person for passing 'bad gas' on cellmate

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Posted: December 26, 2006
5:35 p.m. Eastern



2006 WorldNetDaily.com



Brian Bruggeman accused of causing big stink at Nebraska's Lincoln County Jail

His name is Brian Bruggeman, but the Nebraska inmate may get a nickname more like "Jack the Ripper" after constantly blasting his cellmate with flatulence.

Bruggeman, 38, is now charged with assault on a confined person for allegedly passing gas repeatedly, resulting in a fight at the Lincoln County Jail.

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Guards were first alerted to the problem Dec. 14 when inmate Jesse Dorris began banging on his cell door, screaming he wanted out of his cell, according to the North Platte Bulletin.

Dorris couldn't stand Bruggeman's "bad gas," said Sheriff Jerome Kramer.

"Dorris told the jailers that he had complained to Bruggeman for two days, calling it rude," the paper reported. "He said he had even tried to stay at the other end of the cell block but that Bruggeman had insisted in passing gas near him on multiple occasions."

Dorris was finally moved to a different cell out of nose-shot of Bruggeman, but that afternoon while inmates were lining up for dinner, Bruggeman reportedly got next to Dorris, backed up to him and broke wind once again.

That sparked a fight between the pair, with Bruggeman striking Dorris in the head, causing the right side to bounce off the cell bars.

Deputies investigating the scuffle said it wasn't long before they knew they had a case that stunk.

"They smelled a liar but quickly sniffed out who was guilty," according to one source. "It was an air tight case."

Bruggeman, who was originally serving a 90-day sentence for violating a protection order, could get five more years and fines up to $10,000 if convicted of his latest foul.



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Rain Man
12-27-2006, 02:44 PM
This could be part of a "Scared Straight" program.

seclark
12-27-2006, 02:53 PM
he should have just lit a match...it's not like he was on a plane.
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Phobia
12-27-2006, 02:55 PM
I wonder if he's any relation to this woman. (http://www.volunteertv.com/strangenews/headlines/4822901.html)

StcChief
12-27-2006, 02:56 PM
Match in jail cell..... Just have guard burn a candle outside cell.

siberian khatru
12-27-2006, 02:56 PM
I look forward to this story being posted multiple times over the next few days under different headlines.

Hydrae
12-27-2006, 03:04 PM
More incentive not to be there in the first place. Why do these inmates think they have any rights to bitch about?

Iowanian
12-27-2006, 03:24 PM
I had this story in the hopper for a thread after work.

pffffffffffffffffffffft. Prison Dutch oven.

Rain Man
12-27-2006, 03:27 PM
I look forward to this story being posted multiple times over the next few days under different headlines.

I plan to post it a couple of days from now with the title "Darwinism Produces New Defense Against Prison Anal Rape".

Bob Dole
12-27-2006, 05:20 PM
I wonder if he's any relation to this woman. (http://www.volunteertv.com/strangenews/headlines/4822901.html)

heh.

Wonder why that wasn't posted here about 15 times?

1adam1238
12-27-2006, 05:29 PM
I work in a maximum security prison. I got sued for not giving an inmate a single cell because he had a gas problem. I shit you not!!!!