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Douche Baggins
12-30-2006, 05:08 PM
Carrie speaks out - Romo's quotes are lies!

As we brought to attention earlier this week, Dallas Quarterback Tony Romo quoted to the Charleston paper that him and our Carrie are dating. Naturally we let you fans know what he said.

Carrie released today, posting on her fanclub's forum and chat, that her and Romo are not dating. She simply went down to take some friends to the game, and apparently she was simply talking to Romo as a friend. How's THAT for a guy running after her?

EAT SHIT AND DIE, TONY HOMO!

SoCalBronco
12-30-2006, 05:11 PM
Congrats GoChiefs.

Looks like you got an early b-day gift already.

Skip Towne
12-30-2006, 05:19 PM
YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill Parcells
12-30-2006, 05:22 PM
Good for you GoChiefs..where does that slut Carrie live anyway??

blueballs
12-30-2006, 05:35 PM
Tono says
big vagina

Douche Baggins
12-30-2006, 05:36 PM
Good for you GoChiefs..where does that slut Carrie live anyway??

Nashville.

Phobia
12-30-2006, 05:39 PM
They may not be dating but you know he hit that.

In fact, everybody's hit that EXCEPT for Clayton.

Simplex3
12-30-2006, 05:42 PM
They may not be dating but you know he hit that.

In fact, everybody's hit that EXCEPT for Clayton.
I hit it months ago. I was going to hit it again last week but I figured Clayton had been there and didn't want be somewhere he had.

:shrug:

Skip Towne
12-30-2006, 05:44 PM
I hit it months ago. I was going to hit it again last week but I figured Clayton had been there and didn't want be somewhere he had.

:shrug:
Yeah, me too.

Bill Parcells
12-30-2006, 05:45 PM
Clayton she's probably stretched out so far by now..it would be like dipping your lil pecker in a bowl of warm soup...or better yet..maybe like throwing a hot dog down a hall way..

blueballs
12-30-2006, 05:45 PM
she has splinters cross her ass
the strange part there CAA treated

Calcountry
12-30-2006, 05:51 PM
Clayton she's probably stretched out so far by now..it would be like dipping your lil pecker in a bowl of warm soup...or better yet..maybe like throwing a hot dog down a hall way..And how would Clayton know the difference?

:shrug:

Bill Parcells
12-30-2006, 05:54 PM
And how would Clayton know the difference?

:shrug:
Good point..I'll bet he had no clue what I was talking about..he probably thought I was talking about his first love....Food.. :D

Demonpenz
12-30-2006, 05:56 PM
if you got out of your basement for 5 minutes you could probably meet a girl just as cute. Of course she probably could take on 7 dicks at one time, but still just as cute