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|Zach|
01-02-2007, 12:05 PM
Ok guys, any of the things you do during playoff games these past few times are not working. It is time to change things up. Maybe you put on the wrong jersey? Maybe you were praying to the wrong god? Maybe the menu wasn't what it should have been.

How are you going to do your part to change things up and get a playoff win?

Bob Dole
01-02-2007, 12:06 PM
Bob Dole didn't wear any Chiefs gear the final two games of the season.

It's going to be tough, but Bob Dole is going to have to stick with that.

Demonpenz
01-02-2007, 12:07 PM
I ususally tried laying off the sex or giving myself the bad touch. Maybe I will stock up on the midget porn and tissues this year.

Count Alex's Losses
01-02-2007, 12:08 PM
I'm not going to eat pizza during the game. I watched the last playoff loss in a bar, too, so I think I'll stay home for this one. I think I'll ditch the Priest jersey, too, as I was wearing it last time. Bad luck.

Bowser
01-02-2007, 12:09 PM
I'm going to blast a cardboard cutout of Peyton Manning with a potato gun loaded with a potato that was dipped in the Gatorade the Broncos drank during their game against the Niners.

|Zach|
01-02-2007, 12:14 PM
I have a brand new huge glass chiefs mug. Got it for Christmas. I believe it will replace what I usually used for consuming beverages during Chiefs game.

This is the start of a new era!

Carlota69
01-02-2007, 12:36 PM
I usually wear a #10 jersey, but on Sunday, because it was clean, I switched to #88. I will defintely be wearing the Gonzo jersey on Saturday.

MOhillbilly
01-02-2007, 12:39 PM
i wont rub one out at halftime.

chappy
01-02-2007, 12:40 PM
My cousin is a Preacher he bought me a chiefs hat for Christmas I wore it last Sunday. I think the hat is blessed.

Donger
01-02-2007, 12:40 PM
I will not wear my Chiefs hat and will not accept a blowjob for the rest of my life.

Mr. Plow
01-02-2007, 12:44 PM
Bob Dole & I have something in common. I decided that I wasn't going to wear my DT jersey the past 2 weeks of the season. Plus, I was building a staircase during the KC/Jac game - soooo, maybe I'll build another one next weekend.

C-Mac
01-02-2007, 12:46 PM
I heard that its bad luck to be superstitious.
:shrug:

L.A. Chieffan
01-02-2007, 12:50 PM
I hate to fockin say it but I had to work the last two games of the season so I didn't get to watch really any of em... NOPE sorry fellas there's no way I'm missing this one

KC Kings
01-02-2007, 01:12 PM
Ok guys, any of the things you do during playoff games these past few times are not working. It is time to change things up. Maybe you put on the wrong jersey? Maybe you were praying to the wrong god? Maybe the menu wasn't what it should have been.

How are you going to do your part to change things up and get a playoff win?

We had the mojo going this weekend to not only get a win but to get the three hometeam losses, so I have to go with what worked on Sunday. Despite the 30mph wind gust I put up the Chiefs Buddy Lee 8' blow up doll, I wore my Jeff Webb jersey and my daughter wore her Damon Huard jersey.

The Webb jersey was a clearance rack Morton jersey that I undid the stitching on the name tag, and my daughters Huard jersey used to be my sons Grbac jersey. Cheap? Yes, but at least this just required peeling off the stitching. After Grbac left I took my brand new Grbac jersey and peeled off the screen printed 'bac', and used white fabric marker to change it to 'een', and peeled out the middle line of 8 to make it a 0.

Demonpenz
01-02-2007, 01:15 PM
the title of this thread reminds me of a stevie wonder song, i don't remember it though.

Ari Chi3fs
01-02-2007, 01:21 PM
I wore my Chiefsplanet hat all day on Sunday... at the stadium and at home. It is blessed.

Also, I was at both Colts losses and the Broncos home loss in the playoffs.

What I will be doing differently.... is NOT going to the game. heh.

BigRedChief
01-02-2007, 01:55 PM
As some of you know at my tailgate right before we close it down and go into the stadium we perform a little ritual that has resulted in victories 13 out of 14 times. We forgot one time last year and then again this year when we lost to the Bengals and we lost. This year the Ravens lose is the only blemish on the karma.

We always have a snack tray out. Various salty snacks etc. the crumbs that are left in the football tray are taken to the middle of the huddle. A silent prayer to the football gods is perfomed and the crumbs are tossed into the air, mostly on the hundreds of people going into the stadium next to our tailgate. They don't seem to like it much but f%k em...... you don't mess with karma....

Scaga
01-02-2007, 02:08 PM
Bob Dole & I have something in common. I decided that I wasn't going to wear my DT jersey the past 2 weeks of the season. Plus, I was building a staircase during the KC/Jac game - soooo, maybe I'll build another one next weekend.


This is perfect.
I need a new staircase on my back deck.
I'll buy the beer. :)

StcChief
01-02-2007, 02:08 PM
Win with Black Franchise Gonzo hat and #88 Red Jerzey.

Bob Dole
01-02-2007, 02:14 PM
Win with Black Franchise Gonzo hat and #88 Red Jerzey.

Carl Peterson franchised a hat?

No wonder we suck.

BigRedChief
01-02-2007, 02:17 PM
Carl Peterson franchised a hat?

No wonder we suck.
Damnit Carl! :banghead:

El Jefe
01-02-2007, 02:25 PM
Everytime I have worn my Ty Law Black and red jersey he has has had a pick, and we have won, so I am staying with that. I might where my grey KC sweat pants and instead of my side line hat I will wear my never worn just bought this year draft day hat instead.

KurtCobain
01-02-2007, 02:29 PM
We've never lost while I've been high, so it gives me an excellent excuse to smoke it up.

go chiefs!

Phobia
01-02-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm going to have sex with 72 virgins and wear my Red and Gold Zubaz. Then I'll go to jail for a very long time. How many virgins do you know over the age of 15?

KurtCobain
01-02-2007, 02:41 PM
How many virgins do you know over the age of 15?

2 1/2

Carlota69
01-02-2007, 02:42 PM
We've never lost while I've been high, so it gives me an excellent excuse to smoke it up.

go chiefs!

:bong: Here's to ya!

StcChief
01-02-2007, 02:46 PM
Carl Peterson franchised a hat?

No wonder we suck.

League deal. Every Team had one. Ours was solid Black???? with Red strip down middle, 'Chiefs' sideways small letters.

Jets was solid Green etc.

Stewie
01-02-2007, 02:46 PM
the title of this thread reminds me of a stevie wonder song, i don't remember it though.

Paraphrasing Homer Simpson:

"You know that movie? The one where the SPEED of the bus would cause it to blow up... and the SPEED couldn't go too low... and the SPEED had to be maintained or they were all dead. I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Go Too Slow!'"

Well, it was something like that. I couldn't stop laughing.

PinkFloyd
01-02-2007, 02:50 PM
I'm going to go buy a Gore 49er jersey... They got us there...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell... I shouldn't have said --- THEY got us there... Herm would be really ticked if he thought we backed in the playoffs...

FD
01-02-2007, 02:59 PM
I will not wear my Chiefs hat and will not accept a blowjob for the rest of my life.


I think you've got your priorities mixed up.

My roommate and I will be sitting in the exact positions in our house that we were for all the Cardinals playoffs wins and world series. I know its the wrong city but you cant argue with results.

Bob Dole
01-02-2007, 04:18 PM
Anything to offset GoTard's attempt to fill the first four pages with every negative thread that's been started in the past two months.

Donger
01-02-2007, 04:24 PM
I think you've got your priorities mixed up.

My roommate and I will be sitting in the exact positions in our house that we were for all the Cardinals playoffs wins and world series. I know its the wrong city but you cant argue with results.

So, which one blows?

Donger
01-02-2007, 04:25 PM
Anything to offset GoTard's attempt to fill the first four pages with every negative thread that's been started in the past two months.

ROFL

Well, at least you changed HIS name back.

F*cker.

OnTheWarpath58
01-02-2007, 04:25 PM
Anything to offset GoTard's attempt to fill the first four pages with every negative thread that's been started in the past two months.

No shit, Senator. I think even the mentally challenged around here get the point by now....

Adept Havelock
01-02-2007, 04:31 PM
I won't be sacrificing several small furry creatures to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I did that in '03 and they lost.

Nzoner
01-02-2007, 05:03 PM
A.I will not be going to the game

B.I will not be hosting a Chiefs party in the gameroom.

DomerNKC
01-02-2007, 06:05 PM
i will misspell superstition on a thread header.

Bwana
01-02-2007, 06:27 PM
I am having my daughter whip up a Payton Manning Voo-Doo Doll. She make one just before we played the donks of Jake Plummer and not only did the Chiefs kick their ass, but he lost his starting job. I just printed her out a picture of Manning. The Colts are now fu*ked. :fire:

Guru
01-02-2007, 06:30 PM
Hell, I can't even remember what I did during those games. ONly that I was pissed when they ended.

Adept Havelock
01-02-2007, 07:02 PM
I am having my daughter whip up a Payton Manning Voo-Doo Doll. She make one just before we played the donks of Jake Plummer and not only did the Chiefs kick their ass, but he lost his starting job. I just printed her out a picture of Manning. The Colts are now fu*ked. :fire:


Good man! Now, if she can just find a way for the doll to break it's throwing arm...

Jr_Captain
01-03-2007, 01:57 PM
I shall never wear underwear again.

BigRedChief
01-03-2007, 03:47 PM
As some of you know at my tailgate right before we close it down and go into the stadium we perform a little ritual that has resulted in victories 13 out of 14 times. We forgot one time last year and then again this year when we lost to the Bengals and we lost. This year the Ravens lose is the only blemish on the karma.

We always have a snack tray out. Various salty snacks etc. the crumbs that are left in the football tray are taken to the middle of the huddle. A silent prayer to the football gods is perfomed and the crumbs are tossed into the air, mostly on the hundreds of people going into the stadium next to our tailgate. They don't seem to like it much but f%k em...... you don't mess with karma....
I'll have to bring the snack tray to Indy with me now.

Bob Dole
01-03-2007, 04:00 PM
Good man! Now, if she can just find a way for the doll to break it's throwing arm...

Go to the pound and get a mean dog, name the dog Jared, and give the doll to it.

Kweens
01-03-2007, 04:07 PM
I will wear my red underwear on Friday night and keep it on for one week until the Chiefs play San Diego.

Carlota69
01-04-2007, 12:50 PM
Ok, this chick i work with his kind of dating Pollard--well maybe he's just trying to **** her, i don't know--but she told me that she called him Sun morning and wished him luck. He blocked the punt and we won. I told her to keep with the winning tradition, she had to call him on Sat morning to wish him luck again.

Just trying to do my part.