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Reerun_KC
01-06-2007, 10:44 PM
You know everybody bitches about Trent or Solari whatever. So I went trolling the Jets message board tongiht and found this little jewel...

I think this is from there last playoff loss including ours today...

Food for thought - SAME HC, different OC - notice a pattern?

Today:

Kansas City Chiefs at 15:00
1st and 10 at KC 20 (15:00) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 20 for no gain (R.Brock, R.Mathis).
2nd and 10 at KC 20 (14:22) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 22 for 2 yards (N.Harper).
3rd and 8 at KC 22 (13:43) T.Green pass incomplete short middle to E.Kennison (N.Harper) [D.Freeney].
4th and 8 at KC 22 (13:39) D.Colquitt punts 37 yards to IND 41, Center-K.Gammon, fair catch by T.Wilkins.

1st and 10 at KC 17 (8:34) T.Green pass short right to T.Gonzalez to KC 21 for 4 yards (N.Harper, C.June).
2nd and 6 at KC 21 (7:57) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 22 for 1 yard (A.McFarland, G.Brackett).
3rd and 5 at KC 22 (7:18) T.Green pass incomplete short left to E.Kennison.
4th and 5 at KC 22 (7:13) D.Colquitt punts 47 yards to IND 31, Center-K.Gammon, out of bounds.

Kansas City Chiefs at 2:09, (1st play from scrimmage 2:03)
1st and 10 at KC 9 (2:03) L.Johnson right end to KC 9 for no gain (M.Jackson).
2nd and 10 at KC 9 (1:26) L.Johnson right tackle to KC 14 for 5 yards (R.Morris).
3rd and 5 at KC 14 (:46) T.Green sacked at KC 6 for -8 yards (D.Freeney). FUMBLES (D.Freeney), recovered by KC-J.Black at KC 4. J.Black to KC 4 for no gain (R.Brock). Sack of 10 yards for Freeney
4th and 15 at KC 4 (:10) D.Colquitt punts 59 yards to IND 37, Center-K.Gammon. T.Wilkins to IND 41 for 4 yards (K.Fox, J.Page).
PENALTY on IND-M.Jackson, Face Mask (15 Yards), 15 yards, enforced at IND 41.

Kansas City Chiefs at 11:06
1st and 9 at IND 9 (11:06) L.Johnson up the middle to IND 3 for 6 yards (A.Bethea, B.Sanders).
2nd and 3 at IND 3 (10:32) L.Johnson right guard to IND 2 for 1 yard (F.Keiaho, C.June).
3rd and 2 at IND 2 (9:56) T.Green up the middle to IND 5 for -3 yards (C.June).
4th and 5 at IND 5 (9:26) L.Tynes 23 yard field goal is No Good, Hit Left Upright, Center-K.Gammon, Holder-D.Colquitt.

Kansas City Chiefs at 6:23
1st and 10 at KC 14 (6:23) T.Green pass incomplete short left to T.Gonzalez.
2nd and 10 at KC 14 (6:18) D.Hall right end to KC 22 for 8 yards (M.Jackson).
3rd and 2 at KC 22 (5:34) T.Green pass incomplete short right to D.Hall.
4th and 2 at KC 22 (5:27) D.Colquitt punts 66 yards to IND 12, Center-K.Gammon. T.Wilkins to IND 31 for 19 yards (K.Fox).

Kansas City Chiefs at 1:40
1st and 10 at KC 14 (1:40) T.Green pass incomplete short right to T.Gonzalez (G.Brackett).
2nd and 10 at KC 14 (1:35) (Shotgun) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 18 for 4 yards (R.Mathis, C.June).
3rd and 6 at KC 18 (1:13) (Shotgun) T.Green pass short left to L.Johnson to KC 16 for -2 yards (Da.Reid).
Timeout #2 by IND at 01:03.
4th and 8 at KC 16 (1:03) D.Colquitt punts 54 yards to IND 30, Center-K.Gammon. T.Wilkins to IND 35 for 5 yards (W.Kershaw).

Kansas City Chiefs at 12:30
1st and 10 at KC 33 (12:30) L.Johnson right tackle to KC 36 for 3 yards (D.Freeney).
2nd and 7 at KC 36 (11:58) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 38 for 2 yards (R.Mathis).
3rd and 5 at KC 38 (11:24) (Shotgun) T.Green pass incomplete deep middle to T.Gonzalez.
4th and 5 at KC 38 (11:18) D.Colquitt punts 51 yards to IND 11, Center-K.Gammon, fair catch by T.Wilkins.

Kansas City Chiefs at 4:14
1st and 10 at KC 40 (4:14) D.Hall right end to KC 46 for 6 yards (A.Bethea). Lateral pass from Green to Hall.
2nd and 4 at KC 46 (3:38) T.Green pass short middle to T.Gonzalez to IND 48 for 6 yards (A.Bethea).
1st and 10 at IND 48 (3:11) L.Johnson up the middle to IND 45 for 3 yards (A.McFarland).
2nd and 7 at IND 45 (2:38) T.Green pass deep left to K.Wilson to IND 21 for 24 yards (B.Sanders).
1st and 10 at IND 21 (2:02) T.Green pass short middle to L.Johnson to IND 13 for 8 yards (G.Brackett).
2nd and 2 at IND 13 (1:28) L.Johnson right tackle to IND 11 for 2 yards (B.Sanders).
1st and 10 at IND 11 (:50) T.Green pass short right to K.Wilson to IND 6 for 5 yards (N.Harper, G.Brackett).
2nd and 5 at IND 6 (:14) T.Green pass short right to T.Gonzalez for 6 yards, TOUCHDOWN. 8 16
TWO-POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT. T.Green pass to K.Wilson is complete. ATTEMPT SUCCEEDS.

Kansas City Chiefs at 10:16, (1st play from scrimmage 10:10)
1st and 10 at KC 18 (10:10) T.Green pass short left to L.Johnson to KC 18 for no gain (J.David).
2nd and 10 at KC 18 (9:37) T.Green pass short middle to T.Gonzalez to KC 27 for 9 yards (M.Jackson, C.June).
3rd and 1 at KC 27 (9:00) L.Johnson up the middle to KC 30 for 3 yards (A.McFarland).
1st and 10 at KC 30 (8:26) T.Green pass short middle to L.Johnson to KC 43 for 13 yards (M.Jackson, C.June).
1st and 10 at KC 43 (7:52) M.Bennett right end to KC 44 for 1 yard (Da.Reid).
2nd and 9 at KC 44 (7:18) T.Green pass short right to D.Hall to 50 for 6 yards (N.Harper) [Da.Reid].
3rd and 3 at 50 (6:35) PENALTY on KC-B.Waters, False Start, 5 yards, enforced at 50 - No Play.
3rd and 8 at KC 45 (6:14) (Shotgun) T.Green pass deep right intended for E.Kennison INTERCEPTED by B.Sanders [A.McFarland] at IND 27.
B.Sanders pushed ob at IND 44 for 17 yards (C.Wiegmann).

Kansas City Chiefs at 5:35
1st and 10 at IND 37 (5:35) T.Green sacked at IND 45 for -8 yards (D.Freeney).
2nd and 18 at IND 45 (5:13) (Shotgun) T.Green sacked at IND 48 for -3 yards (A.McFarland).
3rd and 21 at IND 48 (4:56) T.Green pass short middle to L.Johnson to IND 38 for 10 yards (R.Brock).
4th and 11 at IND 38 (4:26) (Shotgun) T.Green pass short middle to M.Bennett to IND 26 for 12 yards (C.June).
1st and 10 at IND 26 (4:00) T.Green sacked at IND 30 for -4 yards (sack split by R.Mathis and B.Schobel). FUMBLES (R.Mathis), RECOVERED by IND-J.Thomas at IND 30. J.Thomas to IND 30 for no gain (J.Welbourn).

Kansas City Chiefs at 1:49
1st and 10 at KC 30 (1:49) (Shotgun) T.Green pass incomplete deep middle to D.Hall.
2nd and 10 at KC 30 (1:43) T.Green pass short middle to D.Hall pushed ob at KC 36 for 6 yards (N.Harper).
3rd and 4 at KC 36 (1:36) (Shotgun) T.Green pass incomplete short right to T.Gonzalez.
4th and 4 at KC 36 (1:31) (Shotgun) T.Green pass deep left intended for S.Parker INTERCEPTED by A.Bethea at IND 48. A.Bethea ran ob at KC 36 for 16 yards.

2004

NY Jets - 5:16
1st-10, NYJ1 5:16 Q. Carter rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, NYJ4 4:55 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain
3rd-1, NYJ10 4:35 Q. Carter passed to C. Baker to the right for 19 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ29 3:45 Q. Carter passed to S. Moss to the right for 17 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ46 2:45 C. Martin rushed to the right for 8 yard gain
2nd-2, BAL46 2:05 C. Martin rushed up the middle for no gain
3rd-2, BAL46 1:25 Q. Carter sacked by M. Douglas
4th-5, BAL49 0:55 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for no gain. B. Sams fumbled. K. Wright recovered fumble
1st-10, BAL12 0:34 C. Martin rushed to the left for 8 yard gain
2nd Quarter
NY Jets continued
2nd-2, BAL4 15:00 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
3rd-1, BAL3 14:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
1st-1, BAL1 13:40 C. Martin rushed to the right for 1 yard touchdown. D. Brien made PAT

1st-10, NYJ10 12:13 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, NYJ11 11:35 Q. Carter rushed to the left for 4 yard gain
3rd-5, NYJ15 10:45 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain
4th-1, NYJ19 10:05 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 1 yard

NY Jets - 7:57
1st-10, NYJ18 7:57 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 8 yard gain
2nd-2, NYJ26 7:25 C. Martin rushed to the left for 7 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ33 6:45 Q. Carter passed to W. Chrebet to the right for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, NYJ36 6:25 Q. Carter passed to J. McCareins to the left for 16 yard gain
1st-10, BAL48 5:40 Q. Carter sacked by K. Gregg
2nd-15, NYJ47 5:10 L. Jordan rushed up the middle for 10 yard gain
3rd-5, BAL43 4:30 Q. Carter passed to L. Jordan to the right for 25 yard gain. BAL committed 9 yard penalty
1st-9, BAL9 3:55 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 9 yard touchdown. D. Brien made PAT

NY Jets - 2:30
1st-10, NYJ35 2:30 Q. Carter passed to C. Martin to the right for 1 yard gain
2nd-9, NYJ36 2:10 Q. Carter passed to S. Moss to the right for 47 yard gain
1st-10, BAL17 1:56 E. Reed intercepted L. Jordan for 78 yards. BAL committed 10 yard penalty

NY Jets - 0:40
1st-10, NYJ20 0:40 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 9 yard gain
2nd-1, NYJ29 0:33 Q. Carter passed to C. Martin down the middle for 4 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ33 0:23 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain

NY Jets - 14:50
1st-10, NYJ13 14:50 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
2nd-10, NYJ13 14:47 C. Martin rushed to the left for 3 yard gain
3rd-7, NYJ16 14:15 Q. Carter sacked by A. Thomas
4th-11, NYJ12 13:45 T. Gowin punt, no return

NY Jets - 8:30
1st-10, NYJ26 8:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, NYJ28 7:50 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
3rd-8, NYJ28 7:45 Q. Carter passed to S. Moss to the left for 11 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ39 7:05 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
2nd-10, NYJ39 6:59 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
3rd-8, NYJ41 6:20 Q. Carter passed to W. Chrebet to the right for 3 yard gain
4th-5, NYJ44 5:40 NYJ committed 5 yard penalty
4th-10, NYJ39 5:35 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 19 yards

NY Jets - 4:07
1st-10, NYJ38 4:07 Q. Carter passed to J. Sowell to the right for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, NYJ40 3:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
3rd-5, NYJ43 3:00 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the left
4th-5, NYJ43 2:51 T. Gowin punt, no return

NY Jets - 0:33
1st-10, NYJ6 0:33 C. Martin rushed to the left for 2 yard gain
4th Quarter
NY Jets continued
2nd-8, NYJ8 15:00 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 6 yard gain
3rd-2, NYJ14 14:25 Q. Carter passed to W. Chrebet to the right for 13 yard gain
1st-10, NYJ27 13:35 L. Jordan rushed up the middle for 4 yard gain
2nd-6, NYJ31 12:55 Q. Carter sacked by K. Gregg and M. Douglas
3rd-7, NYJ30 12:25 Q. Carter sacked by C. Williams
4th-20, NYJ17 12:25 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 8 yards. BAL committed 10 yard penalty

NY Jets - 10:56
1st-10, NYJ36 10:56 C. Martin rushed up the middle for no gain
2nd-10, NYJ36 10:20 C. Martin rushed up the middle for no gain
3rd-10, NYJ36 9:40 Q. Carter incomplete pass down the middle
4th-10, NYJ36 9:38 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 5 yards

NY Jets - 4:03
1st-10, NYJ45 4:03 C. Martin rushed to the left for 3 yard gain
2nd-7, NYJ48 3:25 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
3rd-7, NYJ48 3:16 Q. Carter passed to J. McCareins to the left for 14 yard gain
1st-10, BAL38 2:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 21 yard gain
1st-10, BAL17 2:00 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 5 yard gain
2nd-5, BAL12 1:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 1 yard loss
3rd-6, BAL13 0:55 Q. Carter rushed up the middle for 9 yard gain
1st-4, BAL4 0:20 L. Jordan rushed up the middle for 1 yard gain
2nd-3, BAL3 0:14 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
3rd-3, BAL3 0:08 D. Brien kicked a 20-yard field goal

OT

NY Jets - 15:00
1st-10, NYJ20 15:00 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
2nd-8, NYJ22 14:35 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the right
3rd-8, NYJ22 14:20 Q. Carter rushed up the middle for 2 yard gain
4th-6, NYJ24 13:45 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 8 yards

NY Jets - 12:10
1st-10, NYJ9 12:10 Q. Carter rushed to the right for 4 yard gain
2nd-6, NYJ13 11:30 C. Martin rushed up the middle for 3 yard gain
3rd-3, NYJ16 10:55 Q. Carter incomplete pass to the left
4th-3, NYJ16 10:42 T. Gowin punt. B. Sams returned punt for 4 yards

I wish you guys the best of luck - sorry to see you go out today.

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007
01-06-2007, 11:01 PM
This is news?

BucEyedPea
01-06-2007, 11:05 PM
This is news?
It's a p-a-t-t-e-r-n!

DaWolf
01-06-2007, 11:06 PM
I notice his Jets team actually made it to OT...

007
01-06-2007, 11:08 PM
It's a p-a-t-t-e-r-n!
And I say again, This is news?

MahiMike
01-06-2007, 11:10 PM
That was a lot of work to say; run, run, pass, punt.

BigRock
01-06-2007, 11:11 PM
What year did the Jets play Baltimore in the playoffs? :shrug:

LesterLyles
01-06-2007, 11:16 PM
That was not a playoff game. That was a regular season game in 04 w/ Q Carter as QB i.e. Herm was forced to be a bit more conservative. By the way, sorry for today's loss.

Reerun_KC
01-07-2007, 12:37 AM
That was not a playoff game. That was a regular season game in 04 w/ Q Carter as QB i.e. Herm was forced to be a bit more conservative. By the way, sorry for today's loss.

My bad, Anyway, there is a pattern developing here.

Now I know why Al Saunders told Herm to suck his own ass and left for Washington....

King_Chief_Fan
01-08-2007, 07:34 AM
I notice his Jets team actually made it to OT...

and the QB made several passes.
Carter > Green?

TinyEvel
01-08-2007, 09:28 AM
I met a Jets fan at work before the season started.
He warned me, parroting the usual stuff teh Jets trolls were saying when we hired Herm.
He said, "I'm just saying, man, the guy makes bad decisions. You WILL be frustrated." "I'm just saying, man. Just wait and see"

He was FRIGGIN' RIGHT!

Reerun_KC
01-08-2007, 09:39 AM
I met a Jets fan at work before the season started.
He warned me, parroting the usual stuff teh Jets trolls were saying when we hired Herm.
He said, "I'm just saying, man, the guy makes bad decisions. You WILL be frustrated." "I'm just saying, man. Just wait and see"

He was FRIGGIN' RIGHT!


Uh yeah, one of my buddies that I fly with is a huge Jets fan and a great friend of mine. He was so excited about Herm leaving and then bummed that the Chiefs hired him.

What is funny, he tells me all the time and guess what Herm says and does.. God I hate my buddy sometimes, but he promised me that Herm would run Butt Sex football all game win or lose....