View Full Version : Koala up a gum tree

01-08-2007, 03:49 PM

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says,

"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala

and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard

says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from

the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans

too far over and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard

and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard,

"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was

sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too

stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks

into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is

sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says,


"Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:


"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ...

How much water did you drink?!!"

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

01-08-2007, 03:52 PM
Ok... that's some funny chit.

el borracho
01-08-2007, 04:05 PM
Oddly enough, Koalas do spend a great deal of time stoned out of their minds. They basically live on eucalyptus leaves which is why they are always sleeping.

Rain Man
01-08-2007, 04:06 PM
That koala shouldn't be dealing.

01-08-2007, 04:07 PM
ROFL That was pretty good. The pictures helped. :)

01-08-2007, 04:28 PM
dude that is hilarious. TimeCheeze thanks you

01-08-2007, 05:00 PM
rainman, do any koalas live near you?