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HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 04:03 PM
an outbreak of rampant stupidity.

Either get back on track or some peoples heads will explode.

siberian khatru
01-08-2007, 04:03 PM
An outbreak? Seems like the Planet's usual background hum to me.

Bowser
01-08-2007, 04:04 PM
an outbreak of rampant stupidity.

Either get back on track or some peoples heads will explode.

Are you new here?

HemiEd
01-08-2007, 04:06 PM
TO threads coming shortly.

ROYC75
01-08-2007, 04:08 PM
Me thinks Huard will be a big hit in the arena league........

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 04:08 PM
an outbreak of rampant stupidity.

Either get back on track or some peoples heads will explode.
WTF? Aren't you just happy to show up here and enjoy the atmosphere? Why would you want things to improve? That's just asinine.

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 04:09 PM
Hunts dont pay taxes...
David freaking Carr?
Trade everybody and hire back Saunders?
Fire the whole staff.


Why not keep everyone and double salaries. Hunts can deduct more that way.

siberian khatru
01-08-2007, 04:13 PM
You're right. Time for a poop thread.

FAX
01-08-2007, 04:22 PM
You raise an excellent point, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I think we should be concerning ourselves with the problem of spontaneous human combustion.

Principally, we can only pray that this strange and anomalous phenomenon doesn't move down the evolutionary chain to primates. There's nothing sadder than the prospect of watching a little monkey explode in a blazing ball of violent, intense flame for no good reason.

FAX

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 04:25 PM
You raise an excellent point, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I think we should be concerning ourselves with the problem of spontaneous human combustion.

Principally, we can only pray that this strange and anomalous phenomenon doesn't move down the evolutionary chain to primates. There's nothing sadder than the prospect of watching a little monkey explode in a blazing ball of violent, intense flame for no good reason.

FAX


I knew I could Count on you.

Im getting tinfoil out soon.


The sign for the week is "Sleeping Dogs Dont Bite"
Countersign is "and the snow is drifting"


Beware. And be afraid.

Easy 6
01-08-2007, 04:32 PM
Its the offseason, its gonna be an EXPLOSION of fingerpointing, ill conceived threads/threats & quite possibly a Homicide or 2.

Get Ma & the chidrens to the storm cellar, its not blowing away ANYTIME soon.

However, if you make it through this Crucible, you will be invited to camp.

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 04:46 PM
true

FAX
01-08-2007, 04:49 PM
Like it or not, the first time a monkey explodes in your face, all these problems will seem miniscule at best.

FAX

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 04:52 PM
Pondering a poll but someone stole it...will chiefs go further next year.

jeeze

FAX
01-08-2007, 04:55 PM
Pondering a poll but someone stole it...will chiefs go further next year.

jeeze

Perhaps you could consider a poll based on the premise of which animal would you least like to see spontaneously combust in your immediate presence, Mr. HonestChieffan.

I'm betting that monkey would come in number one.

FAX

blueballs
01-08-2007, 04:55 PM
yes
this is the most brilliant thread on the front page

blueballs
01-08-2007, 04:59 PM
Skip Towne shits better threads than this

FAX
01-08-2007, 04:59 PM
yes
this is the most brilliant thread on the front page

I'm somewhat disappointed, Mr. blueballs. I had you figured as a person concerned about the issues associated with the instantaneous fiery demise of lower animal species without apparent external cause.

FAX

Scorp
01-08-2007, 04:59 PM
Hunts dont pay taxes...
David freaking Carr?
Trade everybody and hire back Saunders?
Fire the whole staff.


Why not keep everyone and double salaries. Hunts can deduct more that way.


New rule, Noobs can't post ever! Let's call it "your and idiot" law! :shake:

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 05:02 PM
off topic but great avatar scorp.

Back to work

Rain Man
01-08-2007, 05:04 PM
A stupidity outbreak on Chiefsplanet is like a cold and flu outbreak in 14th century Europe.

kc-nd
01-08-2007, 05:04 PM
At least we're not the Minnesota Vikqueens.

kc-nd
01-08-2007, 05:10 PM
If you really want some stupidity, go to the Kansas City Star chiefs discussion board. I see more idiot things there than about anywhere. Like Voyager's (or however you spell it) draft plan for success.

HonestChieffan
01-08-2007, 05:14 PM
At least we're not the Minnesota Vikqueens.


Huh?

FAX
01-08-2007, 05:47 PM
Ever see a monkey blow up unexpectedly?

They look like little hairy suicide bombers.

FAX

Rain Man
01-08-2007, 06:05 PM
I saw a monkey blow up once. I went to a zoo in Israel, and a monkey from Palestine suddenly ran over and blew himself up near the area where they get their food. It was horrible.

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 06:14 PM
Its the offseason, its gonna be an EXPLOSION of fingerpointing, ill conceived threads/threats & quite possibly a Homicide or 2.

Get Ma & the chidrens to the storm cellar, its not blowing away ANYTIME soon.

However, if you make it through this Crucible, you will be invited to camp.
As long as Carl is on the list I'm all for this.

FAX
01-08-2007, 06:17 PM
The problem with spontaneous primate combustion is that you never know when or even if it will occur.

Otherwise, you could sick a bunch of primed-to-blow monkeys on people you dislike. Even the CSI-Miami guy would have a hard time figuring that one out.

FAX

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 06:25 PM
The problem with spontaneous primate combustion is that you never know when or even if it will occur.

Otherwise, you could sick a bunch of primed-to-blow monkeys on people you dislike. Even the CSI-Miami guy would have a hard time figuring that one out.

FAX
Nobody gives a f**k about monkeys. Exploding badgers would be the worst, though.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

FAX
01-08-2007, 06:30 PM
Nobody gives a f**k about monkeys. Exploding badgers would be the worst, though.

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

My sincere apologies, Mr. Simplex3. I had no idea that the hatred of monkeys was so immoderate and widespread among the Planeteer population.

I am now officially on the exploding badger bandwagon.

FAX

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 06:32 PM
My sincere apologies, Mr. Simplex3. I had no idea that the hatred of monkeys was so immoderate and widespread among the Planeteer population.

I am now officially on the exploding badger bandwagon.

FAX
I could see where exploding GoChiefs would be bad, but I think we should do a test run to find out the real reaction. We'll only need to do it once.

FAX
01-08-2007, 06:39 PM
I think the worst thing about spontaneous badger combustion is the fact that those little buggers are biters.

Unfortunately, that means that they can grab ahold of your leg or shoe and hang on. Then, when you try to shake them loose, they go off. That's the really bad part.

FAX

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 07:25 PM
OH! Exploding HERMS!

Man, I could get into this.

FAX
01-08-2007, 08:51 PM
OH! Exploding HERMS!

Man, I could get into this.

I wish I had your faith, Mr. Simplex3.

Unfortunately, I view Herm as more of a fizzle.

FAX

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 08:52 PM
I wish I had your faith, Mr. Simplex3.

Unfortunately, I view Herm as more of a fizzle.

FAX
True, it has been "exploding offenses".

HonestChieffan
01-09-2007, 06:24 AM
We don't need no stinking Badgers

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 06:46 AM
We don't need no stinking Badgers
If there are no badgers then what will I poke with beryllium-hardened spoons? n00bs?

Chief Chief
01-09-2007, 07:14 AM
Anybody here ever try the electric eel soup at Olive Garden?

Cochise
01-09-2007, 07:19 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I don't think diet Dr. Pepper tastes like regular Dr. Pepper.

Cochise
01-09-2007, 07:19 AM
At all.