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Rain Man
01-08-2007, 05:15 PM
Any answer is allowed, but you must explain why.

Phobia
01-08-2007, 05:18 PM
A Duhlorean. They were good in the early 90's but now they're a big pile of crap.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-08-2007, 05:20 PM
They kind of remind me of my old Firebird. They're red and racy looking while horribly underpowered, and they break down pretty much any time they leave home.

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 05:21 PM
A Duhlorean. They were good in the early 90's but now they're a big pile of crap.
Thread closed.

SLAG
01-08-2007, 05:21 PM
http://www.scooteringusa.com/Bajajpup.jpg

TrickyNicky
01-08-2007, 05:23 PM
A shortbus. And we're the retards along for the ride.

KChiefer
01-08-2007, 05:24 PM
A Yougo?

Bearcat
01-08-2007, 05:26 PM
Thinking of a failed concept car :hmmm: Maybe an all-electric car?

Looks good on paper and can pass enough tests to impress a large group of people, but in the end you can only shake your head at the embarrassment.

Spott
01-08-2007, 05:32 PM
A Ford Pinto?

Extra Point
01-08-2007, 05:32 PM
97 Red Ford Escort. Will get you to the place you want to go, just won't perform in front of others when you get there.

FAX
01-08-2007, 05:32 PM
A Duhlorean. They were good in the early 90's but now they're a big pile of crap.

Excellent choice, Mr. Phobia.

With a transmission stuck in reverse.

FAX

KChiefer
01-08-2007, 05:35 PM
Well, we know they can't be a American car since next year they're being exported to Europe.

siberian khatru
01-08-2007, 05:37 PM
http://www.looklocally.com/media/10575/image-bb-car-wreck-attorney.jpg

Simplex3
01-08-2007, 05:38 PM
http://www.looklocally.com/media/10575/image-bb-car-wreck-attorney.jpg
ROFL

FAX
01-08-2007, 05:42 PM
http://www.looklocally.com/media/10575/image-bb-car-wreck-attorney.jpg

ROFL

FAX

Easy 6
01-08-2007, 05:44 PM
A tricked out Gremlin with a flashy red paint job, not very practical but it makes the ridiculously bumpy ride "seem" kinda fun.

This vehicle is still popular to those who like the nostalgia factor.

The drive train is 1 in a Mill, but the rest of the car shakes & sputters when the driveshaft is put to good work.

The steering wheel may also be shot.

shyguyms
01-08-2007, 06:18 PM
a beatup hummer without wheels because herm is driving ,we are going nowhere

crazycoffey
01-08-2007, 06:20 PM
I was going to say "trash truck"

because all they do is go around a pick up trash

crazycoffey
01-08-2007, 06:23 PM
I was going to say "trash truck"

because all they do is go around a pick up trash
Ok so that was carl Peterson and his drafting DT/ FA LB picks

old_geezer
01-08-2007, 06:25 PM
Definitly a Ford Pinto. Hit it in the ass and it bursts into flames.

Cochise
01-08-2007, 06:26 PM
A Ford, because they only go about 75% of the way you think you deserve.

blueballs
01-08-2007, 06:29 PM
Brinks truck

C-Mac
01-08-2007, 06:44 PM
Not sure what car, but the kind of boat....

Gonzo
01-08-2007, 07:12 PM
A 1974 Dodge Dart Swinger 2 door hard top. Looks great, runs strong, never really breaks down and always does what you expect it to.. but no matter what, it's still a Dodge Dart.

(You can't polish a turd)

Frazod
01-08-2007, 07:16 PM
The '77 Monza that I blew the engine out of in West Virginia, mid-way between Norfolk and Missouri. Had to sell it for $100 and a ride to the Greyhound Station.

Yep, that's the Chiefs.

:cuss:

Cochise
01-08-2007, 07:19 PM
The '77 Monza that I blew the engine out of in West Virginia, mid-way between Norfolk and Missouri. Had to sell it for $100 and a ride to the Greyhound Station.

Yep, that's the Chiefs.

:cuss:

thread over!! ROFL

Skip Towne
01-08-2007, 07:29 PM
The DeLorean had a defective horn. When you honked it, it went Toot toot.

FAX
01-08-2007, 07:31 PM
The DeLorean had a defective horn. When you honked it, it went Toot toot.

That's an amazing and very interesting bit of trivia, Mr. Skip Towne. I'm certainly grateful for the information.

But, what was it supposed to sound like?

FAX

PastorMikH
01-08-2007, 07:33 PM
This year the O would be a Mustang Cobra with a sputter but it doesn't matter because it had a little old lady driving it.

Next year, if Herm gets his way, it will be a Geo Metro with one of the 3 plugwires missing.

Simply Red
01-08-2007, 07:35 PM
The '77 Monza that I blew the engine out of in West Virginia, mid-way between Norfolk and Missouri. Had to sell it for $100 and a ride to the Greyhound Station.

Yep, that's the Chiefs.

:cuss:
ROFL

funny Frazod. I swear I haven't heard the word Monza in a DAMN long time.

Frazod
01-08-2007, 07:37 PM
ROFL

funny Frazod. I swear I haven't heard the word Monza in a DAMN long time.

I'll bet its been even longer since you've since one running. :D

Skip Towne
01-08-2007, 07:38 PM
That's an amazing and very interesting bit of trivia, Mr. Skip Towne. I'm certainly grateful for the information.

But, what was it supposed to sound like?

FAX
You may be too young for that joke. John DeLorean was embroiled in a drug deal while trying to save his car company. A slang word for cocaine is "toot".

Simply Red
01-08-2007, 07:39 PM
I'll bet its been even longer since you've since one running. :D

oh don't you know it! ROFL

88TG88
01-08-2007, 08:26 PM
hot wheels. small and pitiful

Floridafan
01-08-2007, 08:29 PM
A shortbus. And we're the retards along for the ride.

Post of the year for me. That was hilarious.

svuba
01-09-2007, 09:28 AM
http://members.optushome.com.au/evilpundit/blog/images/crapcar-wooden-spoiler.jpg

Over-Head
01-09-2007, 09:30 AM
A bug, cuz ya done got squashed ROFL

svuba
01-09-2007, 09:42 AM
DV's offense in the capable hands of Herm Edwards:
http://www.eden.org/eric/uploads/enzo-crash1.jpg

chagrin
01-09-2007, 09:44 AM
It's red, it kinda looks okay but the Engine will fall out after a years or two

http://tinyurl.com/y25k9f

HemiEd
01-09-2007, 09:58 AM
an old MGB, you get one thing working right and another breaks. However, it still looks good.

StcChief
01-09-2007, 10:03 AM
an old MGB, you get one thing working right and another breaks. However, it still looks good.
and you have to own two of 'em. The other is a parts car

C-Mac
01-09-2007, 10:05 AM
Found it.....

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 10:10 AM
Well this isnt a car, but with Herm as our coach, we can get used to alot of these for the next couple of years...

Bring in Cowher in 08!

http://images.ibsys.com/2002/0206/1222596_200X150.jpg

HemiEd
01-09-2007, 10:12 AM
ROFL :LOL: A Comeramino!

HemiEd
01-09-2007, 10:14 AM
and you have to own two of 'em. The other is a parts car

No kidding! You sound like you have had some experience with these things.

StcChief
01-09-2007, 10:36 AM
No kidding! You sound like you have had some experience with these things.

Two different people in two different times in my life. guys I knew HAD TWO MGs. Same reason.

One ran, other was a parts car. Amazing that at one time one guy, had both running, even he was amazed.... :)

Fat Elvis
01-09-2007, 10:36 AM
A mustang.

It sure looks good in the spring and summer, but come winter, all it does is spin its wheels, fishtails and goes nowhere fast.

svuba
01-09-2007, 10:56 AM
Found it.....


Thats perfect!

An Underpowered minitruck prone to breaking down posing as a "sporty car"

Mr. Laz
01-09-2007, 11:18 AM
a car that looks good from far away ...

but if you get to close you start seeing the rust. If you open the hood you see a squirrel in his wheel.

kepp
01-09-2007, 11:19 AM
http://www.subvulture.com/archive/a_team_ba_van.jpg

Carl: "I pity the fools!"

isired
01-09-2007, 11:24 AM
sorry to horn in, but it's got to be a big old bus, with plenty of room underneath:
http://www.webentory.com/billboards/1768/4666.jpg

StcChief
01-09-2007, 11:36 AM
sorry to horn in, but it's got to be a big old bus, with plenty of room underneath:
http://www.webentory.com/billboards/1768/4666.jpg


Now that's a short bus.... :clap:

jetstream23
01-09-2007, 01:48 PM
A stolen car.

Redrum_69
01-09-2007, 01:51 PM
A Hummer...they say they are one thing...but when it comes right to it they are something totally different...

Baby Lee
01-09-2007, 01:55 PM
That's an amazing and very interesting bit of trivia, Mr. Skip Towne. I'm certainly grateful for the information.

But, what was it supposed to sound like?

FAX
In the summer of 1982, DeLorean received a phone call from James Hoffman, a former drug smuggler turned FBI informant. DeLorean met with Hoffman on July 11, 1982 to discuss an investment opportunity to help save his company. Over the course of the next three months, Hoffman slowly explained his intricate plan involving cocaine smugglers, a bank for laundering money and the specifics of how much money DeLorean would be required to front to procure the deal. DeLorean, partly out of fear and desperation, had gone along with these discussions. He had planned to trade DMC stock for the seed money for any deal, which would have benefited the company, but left the drug smuggler investors with stock in a company completely controlled by the British government. On October 19, on the way to meet the investors to consummate the deal, DeLorean had written a letter to his attorney and sealed it with instructions to only open it if he did not return. The letter stated the situation he was in and that he feared for his family's safety if he tried to back out of the deal. On October 19, 1982, DeLorean was charged with the trafficking of cocaine by the US Government.

Count Zarth
01-09-2007, 01:55 PM
Duh.

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/6778/chrisduguay792520camarotd3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Redrum_69
01-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Even if you had a Delorean...youd still need the 1.21 Giggawatts to perform

HemiEd
01-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Two different people in two different times in my life. guys I knew HAD TWO MGs. Same reason.

One ran, other was a parts car. Amazing that at one time one guy, had both running, even he was amazed.... :)

How ironic, I have had similar experiences with friends that have owned them. They are a project, not transportation.

BIG_DADDY
01-09-2007, 03:12 PM
That would have to be a slot car. Everyone knows where we are going and it's always in a circle like a dog chasing his own tail.

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 03:19 PM
Now that's a short bus.... :clap:


That is great, I wonder how many people Herm can throw under that one?

listopencil
01-09-2007, 03:26 PM
The Adobe?