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FAX
01-09-2007, 12:35 PM
These are a few off the top of my head ...

1. Britney Spears (thanks to Mr. Fire Me Boy!)
2. Herm
3. Our OTs
4. Carl
5. Disrespectful, idiot N00bs (sp?)
6. Tofu tots
7. The new and improved Oreck 3000
8. Women who have extramarital sex with their masseur (thanks to Mr. Rain Man)
9. 40 plus years sans SB
10. Titties with lots of moles on them
11. Burning itch
12. Getting hit by lightning when you're out for a walk with your best girl
13. Real hard, wide poop that hurts
14. Posters leaving on account of stuff that sucks a lot
15. Solari EDIT: Changed to "Our game planning". Solari may not actually suck
16. That new movie about the dragon rider guys
17. Pissy bitches
18. Threads blasting Trent
19. Grammar policemen who pick on stroke victims

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Bowser
01-09-2007, 12:58 PM
/././

Woodrow Call
01-09-2007, 01:00 PM
These are a few off the top of my head ...


11. Burning itch
13. Real hard, wide poop that hurts
16. That new movie about the dragon rider guys



These would be my top 3

headsnap
01-09-2007, 01:01 PM
5 and 18 here...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=156376

CosmicPal
01-09-2007, 01:04 PM
A real good vacuum cleaner sucks a lot.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:05 PM
These are a few off the top of my head ...

1. Brittney Spears
2. Herm
3. Our OTs
4. Carl
5. Disrespectful, idiot N00bs (sp?)
6. Tofu tots
7. The new and improved Oreck 3000
8. Women who have extramarital sex with their masseuse
9. 40 plus years sans SB
10. Titties with lots of moles on them
11. Burning itch
12. Getting hit by lightning when you're out for a walk with your best girl
13. Real hard, wide poop that hurts
14. Posters leaving on account of stuff that sucks a lot
15. Solari
16. That new movie about the dragon rider guys
17. Pissy bitches
18. Threads blasting Trent

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1. People that misspell Britney.
2. Posters who misuse "on" in place of "an".

:p

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:05 PM
1. People that misspell Britney.
2. Posters who misuse "on" in place of "an".

:p
1. People that know how to spell Britney's name.

:sulk:

Gonzo
01-09-2007, 01:07 PM
Impacted wisdom teeth.

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:07 PM
Impacted wisdom teeth.
I feel ya! All of mine were impacted... had to cut all four of the mother****ers out.

FAX
01-09-2007, 01:08 PM
1. People that misspell Britney.
2. Posters who misuse "on" in place of "an".

:p

You're right about number 1 there, Mr. Fire Me Boy!. I don't see the issue with number 2, though. Keep in mind that I've suffered a mild stroke and the thread was not proofed in advance by Mr. Baby Lee. Please advise as to the location of number 2 suckage that the problem might be unsucked.

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Stinger
01-09-2007, 01:08 PM
Wow no Raiders or Bronco jokes yet

This place has gone down hill since ...yada yada yada

TinyEvel
01-09-2007, 01:10 PM
.19 -- Two guys using a soil compactor (imagine a jackhammer with a big flat foot on it) right outside your house because your ASSHOLE neighbor is building a 10 foot high retaining wall to hold your property up so he can expand his house out to five feet from the property line. WHILE you are home sick so you can rest :cuss:

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:10 PM
You're right about number 1 there, Mr. Fire Me Boy!. I don't see the issue with number 2, though. Keep in mind that I've suffered a mild stroke and the thread was not proofed in advance by Mr. Baby Lee. Please advise as to the location of number 2 suckage that the problem might be unsucked.

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Number 14.

FAX
01-09-2007, 01:12 PM
Number 14.

From the BBC World Service Learning English website.

"Due to and owing to are similar in meaning to on account of and because of. They are all prepositions used with noun phrases and are often used interchangeably. They indicate that something happened as a result of something or introduce the reason for something happening ..."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/grammar/learnit/learnitv56.shtml

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Bob Dole
01-09-2007, 01:15 PM
Dane Cook.

(Does anyoone over the age of 25 find him even remotely funny?)

TinyEvel
01-09-2007, 01:17 PM
.20 -- Former NFL Linemen who sit in the middle seat on a 3 hour flight and fall asleep, their humongous Ryan Sims-ish arm COMPLETELY in your chair, forcing you to curve into the window cavity of the plane.

MichaelH
01-09-2007, 01:19 PM
Companies that don't offer direct deposit! :cuss:

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:36 PM
From the BBC World Service Learning English website.

"Due to and owing to are similar in meaning to on account of and because of. They are all prepositions used with noun phrases and are often used interchangeably. They indicate that something happened as a result of something or introduce the reason for something happening ..."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/grammar/learnit/learnitv56.shtml

FAX
Duh...

I was reading "an account" as in, noun... rather than "on account of"...

Fire Me Boy!
01-09-2007, 01:36 PM
3. People that use phrases like "on account of"... What? You think this is England?

DMAC
01-09-2007, 01:43 PM
1. Seminars. (That's a BIGGIE)

2. People that get offended.

3. Red lights. (not all the time though)

4. The phrase "lost it's burst"

and...

The gum disease, GINGIVITIS.

luv
01-09-2007, 01:50 PM
3. Red lights. (not all the time though)

You live in Springfield. There's a stoplight at every other friggin' intersection. You know red lights happen a lot.

DMAC
01-09-2007, 01:52 PM
You live in Springfield. There's a stoplight at every other friggin' intersection. You know red lights happen a lot.Luv, don't get me started on the traffic and city planning of Springfluff.

luv
01-09-2007, 01:58 PM
Luv, don't get me started on the traffic and city planning of Springfluff.
:evil:

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-09-2007, 02:03 PM
Dane Cook.

(Does anyoone over the age of 25 find him even remotely funny?)

Whoa, whoa whoa....I'm 24, and the only thing I'd watch that involved Dane Cook would be his own execution in one of the Iraqi Extremist videos.

Bob Dole
01-09-2007, 02:18 PM
Whoa, whoa whoa....I'm 24, and the only thing I'd watch that involved Dane Cook would be his own execution in one of the Iraqi Extremist videos.

Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-09-2007, 02:20 PM
Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)

I'd also add anyone who is not currently in a Fratnerity or Sorority.

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 02:21 PM
http://www.thehooverstore.com/sitebuilder/images/all_terrain_f7425-134x352.png

SPchief
01-09-2007, 02:24 PM
Redrums mom

Baby Lee
01-09-2007, 02:29 PM
Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)
Admit it, you flipped a cashew into your mouth with your hog.

88TG88
01-09-2007, 02:32 PM
the raiders

ottawa_chiefs_fan
01-09-2007, 02:34 PM
These are a few off the top of my head ...

5. Disrespectful, idiot N00bs (sp?)


FAX

You shud have putt this at number 1, i d i o t!

Bob Dole
01-09-2007, 02:35 PM
Admit it, you flipped a cashew into your mouth with your hog.
Who can afford cashews?

The sad thing is that they're running a tournament on Raw Dog and they've put Mitch Hedberg up against Lewis Black, while Dane Cook is in some other bracket altogether (and Bob Dole can't remember offhand who he's up against). Black and Hedberg are both funnier than Cook will ever be.

(And Bob Dole isn't just saying that about Lewis Black because Bob Dole was Lewis Black before Lewis Black was...)

FAX
01-09-2007, 02:37 PM
Mitch Hedberg is great. I'm surprised he's on the radio, though.

You must be able to dial up some pretty cool frequencies, Mr. Bob Dole.

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ottawa_chiefs_fan
01-09-2007, 02:39 PM
Who can afford cashews?

The sad thing is that they're running a tournament on Raw Dog and they've put Mitch Hedberg up against Lewis Black, while Dane Cook is in some other bracket altogether (and Bob Dole can't remember offhand who he's up against). Black and Hedberg are both funnier than Cook will ever be.

(And Bob Dole isn't just saying that about Lewis Black because Bob Dole was Lewis Black before Lewis Black was...)

You don't like Dane just because he is an avowed Catholic.....

FAX
01-09-2007, 02:39 PM
You shud have putt this at number 1, i d i o t!

Sorry if I offended you, Mr. ottawa_chiefs_fan. Please accept my heartfelt apologies.

Clearly, you do not fall into the category of idiot.

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Baby Lee
01-09-2007, 02:47 PM
Mitch Hedberg is great. I'm surprised he's on the radio, though.

You must be able to dial up some pretty cool frequencies, Mr. Bob Dole.

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Rawdog! Comedy uncensored!!

My Sirius buttons are, in order
Howard 100
Howard 101
Rawdog
Laugh Break
NFL channel
ESPN Radio
NPR Talk
NPR Now
BBC World Service
Sirius Left

crazycoffey
01-09-2007, 02:53 PM
http://images-partners.google.com/images?q=tbn:tnn0S5g1EQHIBM:ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00006JHRS.01._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg http://www.thehooverstore.com/sitebuilder/images/all_terrain_f7425-134x352.png

- "You suck" ........ - "Blow me"





I used to have this shirt.

Redrum_69
01-09-2007, 02:54 PM
My Ex-girlfriend who was part of the Italian Mafia here in KC....


I had the connections for a few years, won some money at the Woodlands...got the death threats from her uncle when we broke up...and was stalked for four months....


but she still was great in bed and willing to do it anywhere...including after a KC Blades game...at Kemper

OnTheWarpath58
01-09-2007, 02:57 PM
Never loses suction.....

bogie
01-09-2007, 03:30 PM
Pregnancy Sucks
Pregnancy Sucks for Men
Potty Training Sucks
Dating Sucks
Dieting Sucks
Grammer Sucks
Breast Feeding Sucks

If you're looking for some humorous reading, buy these books. They don't suck. Buy several of each and hand them out to your friends and family.

Bob Dole
01-09-2007, 04:01 PM
Mitch Hedberg is great. I'm surprised he's on the radio, though.

You must be able to dial up some pretty cool frequencies, Mr. Bob Dole.

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The people programming Raw Dog must read ChiefsPlanet, because Hedberg was on as Bob Dole drove back to the office.

Bob Dole likes teh Sirius.

KC Dan
01-09-2007, 04:05 PM
Or things/people that we hope do...

Buck
01-09-2007, 04:17 PM
Middle of the Night Diarrhea Attacks

DMAC
01-09-2007, 04:19 PM
Middle of the Night Diarrhea AttacksWell, stop eating a whole pan of Mac n Cheese with a Miller High Life, then going straight to bed.

Problem solved!

Baby Lee
01-09-2007, 04:22 PM
Grammer Sucks
Self-fulfilling prophesy. ROFL ROFL.

J Diddy
01-09-2007, 04:23 PM
Well, stop eating a whole pan of Mac n Cheese with a Miller High Life, then going straight to bed.

Problem solved!


fug that

you can't give up the best things in life for minor discomforts

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 04:24 PM
Or things/people that we hope do...


Proof that there is a GOD!

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Now I a really disappointed in the Planet, how come noone posted this suck ass yet?

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg

J Diddy
01-09-2007, 04:27 PM
Now I a really disappointed in the Planet, how come noone posted this suck ass yet?

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg

yeah cause it's number 4 on the list

most people are familiar with him

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 04:28 PM
Here is some real suckage power

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9160971.jpg

J Diddy
01-09-2007, 04:28 PM
Here is some real suckage power

http://images.nfl.com/photos/img9160971.jpg

and that would be 2 and 4 in a single pic

DMAC
01-09-2007, 04:29 PM
fug that

you can't give up the best things in life for minor discomfortsHey, tell it to the dolt fan.

You could set your watch from my nightly ritual.

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 04:29 PM
yeah cause it's number 4 on the list

most people are familiar with him


True, but had to ad a visual to the list.. You know a reference type thing..... LOL!

SNR
01-09-2007, 04:30 PM
Black holes. They suck A LOT.

Coogs
01-09-2007, 04:30 PM
These are a few off the top of my head ...


8. Women who have extramarital sex with their masseuse


Is this from the Ann Landers column today? That gal has a real problem on her hands!

Reerun_KC
01-09-2007, 04:30 PM
and that would be 2 and 4 in a single pic


That one is called a quick visual reference....

Drunk
01-09-2007, 04:33 PM
Female Chiefs fans named R*****a

What a great thread. Thanks for the memories fellas...

SNR
01-09-2007, 04:34 PM
Bob Dole just pulled a random age out of his ass. Apologies.

Let's try:

Dane Cook. Does anyone with an IQ above 24 think he's even remotely funny?

(And Bob Dole has evidently pissed off someone important, because you can guess who was on Raw Dog for most of the drive home from work just now.)Rep for that. Dane Cook isn't even a "pissed off" comic. He's just a loud asshole.

Baby Lee
01-09-2007, 04:38 PM
http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg
Wow! A not so subtle invitation to the pleasures of Carlilingus.

88TG88
01-09-2007, 04:40 PM
paris hilton sucks

bogie
01-09-2007, 04:59 PM
Self-fulfilling prophesy. ROFL ROFL.

I swear to God... oh never mind

Bob Dole
01-09-2007, 06:05 PM
I swear to God... oh never mind

Bob Dole really expected you to list "Not having any thumbs".

Nzoner
01-09-2007, 06:42 PM
Miller High Life



Speaking of things that suck.

bogie
01-09-2007, 06:45 PM
Bob Dole really expected you to list "Not having any thumbs".

Having to lift my leg to pee is worse.

Rain Man
01-09-2007, 06:57 PM
8. Women who have extramarital sex with their masseuse


Aren't masseuses by definition female? If so, I think most husbands could forgive that.

FAX
01-09-2007, 06:59 PM
Aren't masseuses by definition female? If so, I think most husbands could forgive that.

Dang, you're right, Mr. Rain Man. That doesn't suck. I need to make that change to suck.

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KurtCobain
01-09-2007, 07:04 PM
school zones suck.

Coach
01-09-2007, 07:22 PM
Threads.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/threadsucks.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Funnies/threadsucksLilMs-gee.gif

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 07:28 PM
Now I a really disappointed in the Planet, how come noone posted this suck ass yet?

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg
This is proof positive we've not only collectively lost our burst, but got to post #48 with no first downs.

KurtCobain
01-09-2007, 07:28 PM
vacuums suck

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 07:29 PM
paris hilton sucks
Unless the phone rings, then she answers that instead, which in and of itself sucks. Quite the conundrum.

Coach
01-09-2007, 07:31 PM
Now I a really disappointed in the Planet, how come noone posted this suck ass yet?

http://www.georgeblowfish.com/kingcarl.jpg

Becuase of this, that's why.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Chiefs/kingcarl.jpg

:p

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 07:32 PM
vacuums suck

crazycoffey
01-09-2007, 07:45 PM
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/.element/img/1.5/ceiling/bnb/news_alert.gifThe first item on the House Democrats' '100 hours' legislative agenda -- a measure to implement recommendations of the 9/11 commission -- passes 299-128.


A democratic house sucks

Nzoner
01-09-2007, 08:47 PM
Hangovers suck

http://tinyurl.com/yh2apt

old_geezer
01-09-2007, 09:26 PM
10. Titties with lots of moles on them

That's what you get for falling asleep while sunbathing in your backyard. :shrug:

big nasty kcnut
01-09-2007, 09:34 PM
vince mcmahon
carl peterson
ryan sims
donavan mcnabb

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 09:38 PM
donavan mcnabb
Racist.

Easy 6
01-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Unless your a REAL F'N BIGSHOT bluetooth headsets SUCK.

Easy 6
01-09-2007, 10:05 PM
Women that dont "fix" their mustache religiously

Believer
01-09-2007, 10:11 PM
Trent Green