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SLAG
01-09-2007, 12:42 PM
Since we are all talking about coaching moves that wont happen

I saw we hire Jimmy Johnson now and win us a few Superbowls

sure his first year here we will go 1-15 but then we will be teh winnahs

Phobia
01-09-2007, 12:43 PM
I say we hire one of Lombardi's descendants.

noa
01-09-2007, 12:45 PM
Johnson will be the perfect coach once we have David Carr at QB, Orlando Pace at LT, Lance Briggs at LB, and Randy Moss and TO at WR.

Fried Meat Ball!
01-09-2007, 12:50 PM
Why don't we just sneak into whomever wins it this year and steal the Lombardi trophy?

SLAG
01-09-2007, 09:09 PM
Why don't we just sneak into whomever wins it this year and steal the Lombardi trophy?
Last year would have been better


CHIEFS XL

Coach
01-09-2007, 09:13 PM
I say we hire one of Lombardi's descendants.

Assuming we can find one.

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 09:15 PM
I still think Singletary would be ideal. He doesn't fall off of any of the current fad trees, players like him, and you know his team would have killer instinct.

Fish
01-09-2007, 09:16 PM
Let's lure Ditka back into coaching....

Believer
01-09-2007, 09:17 PM
How about Hank Stram?

alanm
01-09-2007, 09:21 PM
I still think Singletary would be ideal. He doesn't fall off of any of the current fad trees, players like him, and you know his team would have killer instinct.
I think it would be best to let him become a coordinator 1st. :)

scott free
01-09-2007, 09:23 PM
I still think Singletary would be ideal. He doesn't fall off of any of the current fad trees, players like him, and you know his team would have killer instinct.

Despite the fact that Herm isnt going anywhere, i would stand behind this move absolutely 100%.

He would take NO!!! slack.

alanm
01-09-2007, 09:23 PM
Assuming we can find one.
It's easy. First they gotta extract some DNA and then clone him. It works!! I saw it in some movie a few yrs back where they were doing it on some lizards or something. :D

scott free
01-09-2007, 09:37 PM
Jimmy had no excuse to mangle the Dolphins like he did, all he needed was a few decent run blocking linemen & a true RB. Instead, he got a bunch of worthless tub o' goos & Kareem Abdul Jabar & a couple more TOTAL BUSTS for RB.

He hit the lottery in Dallas pure & simple.

He personally drove Marino from the game with his Hitlerian style.

I would piss on Jimmys hair just to mess it up.

Simplex3
01-09-2007, 09:39 PM
I would piss on Jimmys hair just to mess it up.
I would pay to see this.

scott free
01-09-2007, 09:44 PM
I would pay to see this.

If he ever comes off of his Tarpin/Marlin boat long enough, i'd like to give it a try... :)

I always thought he was a product of being extremely fortunate.

88TG88
01-09-2007, 10:00 PM
I still think Singletary would be ideal. He doesn't fall off of any of the current fad trees, players like him, and you know his team would have killer instinct.
i like the idea but i know with CP around it wont happen.

Count Zarth
01-09-2007, 10:01 PM
You truly are slag.

Mile High Mania
01-09-2007, 10:45 PM
I'm not saying that Jimmy is a fraud, but in Dallas... he took over a team with great draft positioning. Then, he traded Herschel Walker to the Vikings for 237 draft picks in the era prior to free agency. Jimmy left Dallas as FA as we know it was coming around and he failed to do anything of note in Miami.

I also think he's way too happy with his TV gig, commercials and fishing.

ChiefsCountry
01-09-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm not saying that Jimmy is a fraud, but in Dallas... he took over a team with great draft positioning. Then, he traded Herschel Walker to the Vikings for 237 draft picks in the era prior to free agency. Jimmy left Dallas as FA as we know it was coming around and he failed to do anything of note in Miami.

I also think he's way too happy with his TV gig, commercials and fishing.

Yeah Cowgirls got pretty lucky in the Walker trade. Emmitt, Russell Maryland and I'm sure there are others I am forgetting they got out of it.

Mile High Mania
01-09-2007, 10:53 PM
Yeah Cowgirls got pretty lucky in the Walker trade. Emmitt, Russell Maryland and I'm sure there are others I am forgetting they got out of it.

http://espn.go.com/page2/s/readers/worstdeals.html

http://www.sportingnews.com/archives/sports2000/trends/143677.html

"When Cowboys fans say their prayers, they chant, "God bless Troy, Emmitt, Michael and Mike Lynn." The former Vikings GM gave up five players, six conditional draft choices and a 1992 first-round pick for Herschel Walker in October of 1989. Two of those draft choices turned out to be Emmitt Smith and Darren Woodson and the deal cemented Jones' reputation as a "player" in the NFL"

Amazing!

Another good one -
http://sportsforum.ws/nfl-fantasy-football/t-the-herschel-walker-trade-re-visited-128121.html

Mile High Mania
01-09-2007, 10:55 PM
Read through the info on that 3rd link. There is a lot of detail about the various trading of picks that Dallas made, some involving KC. Remember Matt Blundin? Yeah, KC took him with one of the picks that changed hands.

ChiefsCountry
01-09-2007, 10:59 PM
Actually alot of those picks turned out into good football players for all parties.

Mile High Mania
01-09-2007, 11:05 PM
Yeah, but all of that for Walker?

These were Walker's #'s in Dallas prior to the trade:

+--------------------------+-------------------------+
| Rushing | Receiving |
+----------+-----+--------------------------+-------------------------+
| Year TM | G | Att Yards Y/A TD | Rec Yards Y/R TD |
+----------+-----+--------------------------+-------------------------+
| 1986 (http://www.profootballreference.com/years/1986.htm) dal (http://www.profootballreference.com/teams/dal1986.htm) | 16 | 151 737 4.9 12 | 76 837 11.0 2 |
| 1987 (http://www.profootballreference.com/years/1987.htm) dal (http://www.profootballreference.com/teams/dal1987.htm) | 12 | 209 891 4.3 7 | 60 715 11.9 1 |
| 1988 (http://www.profootballreference.com/years/1988.htm) dal (http://www.profootballreference.com/teams/dal1988.htm) | 16 | 361 1514 4.2 5 | 53 505 9.5 2 |
| 1989 (http://www.profootballreference.com/years/1989.htm) dal (http://www.profootballreference.com/teams/dal1989.htm) | 5 | 81 246 3.0 2 | 22 261 11.9 1 |

Hardly worth the bounty.

HMc
01-09-2007, 11:13 PM
seriously, if you can pony up the $ for decent O and D coaches, what exactly does the head coach have to do? Give motivational speeches? Make the decision to punt on 4th and 27? I'm being serious

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 03:05 PM
http://espn.go.com/page2/s/readers/worstdeals.html

http://www.sportingnews.com/archives/sports2000/trends/143677.html

"When Cowboys fans say their prayers, they chant, "God bless Troy, Emmitt, Michael and Mike Lynn." The former Vikings GM gave up five players, six conditional draft choices and a 1992 first-round pick for Herschel Walker in October of 1989. Two of those draft choices turned out to be Emmitt Smith and Darren Woodson and the deal cemented Jones' reputation as a "player" in the NFL"

Amazing!

Another good one -
http://sportsforum.ws/nfl-fantasy-football/t-the-herschel-walker-trade-re-visited-128121.html


How did I miss this conversation????

Are you telling me that you wouldn't let CP do something even remotely similar with Larry????

I like LJ, but sometimes he seems like he doesn't want to be here, so if we can find another "viking team" to get players and Draft choices that we need, I'd say jump.

What sayth you?

Frankie
01-19-2007, 04:17 PM
No thanks. We have enough johnsons on this team.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 04:28 PM
No thanks. We have enough johnsons on this team.


you missed what I asked, it would be an exchange, jimmy johnson comes on board and helps facilitate the Larry Johnson trade similar to the dallas 90's hershal walker trade.

therefore if you do not concur with bringing in JJ because we have too many Johnsons, I submit that we would have the same number of johnsons at the begining of the season.

HMc
01-19-2007, 04:53 PM
no one would get sucked into giving up the house for an overworked RB these days

J Diddy
01-19-2007, 04:55 PM
you missed what I asked, it would be an exchange, jimmy johnson comes on board and helps facilitate the Larry Johnson trade similar to the dallas 90's hershal walker trade.

therefore if you do not concur with bringing in JJ because we have too many Johnsons, I submit that we would have the same number of johnsons at the begining of the season.

dude you like johnsons