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JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:00 PM
shouldn't that get a night crew thread going?

KcMizzou
01-10-2007, 08:02 PM
works for me

noa
01-10-2007, 08:03 PM
Beer!

Phobia
01-10-2007, 08:03 PM
Has Jenny had sex in the past week?

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:03 PM
Has Jenny had sex in the past week?
Not according to her.

Iowanian
01-10-2007, 08:04 PM
Well, she did get a massage from a Rasta this afternoon.

Whats the over under on posts until someone asks him to post neked photos or sex'ule vid clips of her?

I'll take Halfcan at 25.

Skip Towne
01-10-2007, 08:04 PM
Not according to her.
She reminds me of Bill Clinton.

KcMizzou
01-10-2007, 08:06 PM
I'll take Halfcan at 25.It's no fun if you always bet on the favorite.

Simply Red
01-10-2007, 08:06 PM
Hmm, let me guess; Cranberry/Vodka w/ a splash of OJ.?

-or-


Jim Beam and Coke?

djrcmay
01-10-2007, 08:07 PM
How Cool!

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:08 PM
Hmm, let me guess; Cranberry/Vodka w/ a splash of OJ.?

-or-


Jim Beam and Coke?
I'm a homebrew guy......dumbass. :shake:

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:09 PM
How Cool!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Simply Red
01-10-2007, 08:09 PM
I'm a homebrew guy......dumbass. :shake:

SH!T!

Bitch...

noa
01-10-2007, 08:10 PM
Anderson Valley Oatmeal Stout baby!

Simply Red
01-10-2007, 08:11 PM
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

You also excel at obnoxiousness.

Ring a bell? Twat.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:11 PM
Anderson Valley Oatmeal Stout baby!
I prefer JimNasium's vanilla, bourbon porter.

Nzoner
01-10-2007, 08:12 PM
Is it possible to still be feeling the after effects of a Saturday drunken stupor?I swear I haven't even wanted a drink since,went to 54th for dinner tonight thinking a cold beer sounded good but then got there and ordered ice water.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:12 PM
You also excel at obnoxiousness.

Ring a bell? Twat.
Me? Obnoxious? I'd agree with that assessment.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:13 PM
Is it possible to still be feeling the after effects of a Saturday drunken stupor?I swear I haven't even wanted a drink since,went to 54th for dinner tonight thinking a cold beer sounded good but then got there and ordered ice water.
Yes. The cure is to come to my Mardi Gras party.

Simply Red
01-10-2007, 08:13 PM
Me? Obnoxious? I'd agree with that assessment.

Which flavor did you go with? Re: the home-brew?

penchief
01-10-2007, 08:14 PM
Me, too. I'm almost ready for bed.

Nzoner
01-10-2007, 08:14 PM
I'm a homebrew guy......dumbass. :shake:

And a damn fine one if I may say so myself,maybe one of these days I'll get a chance to have some more.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:15 PM
Which flavor did you go with? Re: the home-brew?
I am currently swilling a Rye IPA. Yummy.

Simply Red
01-10-2007, 08:15 PM
I am currently swilling a Rye IPA. Yummy.

nice

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:16 PM
And a damn fine one if I may say so myself,maybe one of these days I'll get a chance to have some more.
Please reference my above post inviting you (and what the hell, Stevie) to my Mardi Gras party.

Nzoner
01-10-2007, 08:17 PM
Yes. The cure is to come to my Mardi Gras party.

I'm listeni...er reading

Phobia
01-10-2007, 08:19 PM
You know I'm only your online friend to get at Jenny, right?

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:20 PM
I'm listeni...er readingWell, it is in February and you will have to PM me for details. I ensure that there will be significant drunken debauchery. Plus, you get to meet the elusive JennyGump.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:21 PM
You know I'm only your online friend to get at Jenny, right?
You are invited to.

Priest4Prez
01-10-2007, 08:21 PM
Me, too. I'm almost ready for bed.
Yep, it is about time to hit the sack.

SLAG
01-10-2007, 08:22 PM
anyone want some shots of 151

Nzoner
01-10-2007, 08:23 PM
Well, it is in February and you will have to PM me for details. I ensure that there will be significant drunken debauchery. Plus, you get to meet the elusive JennyGump.

WTF,I have to pm you for an invitation to your party?




























I can do that :D

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:23 PM
anyone want some shots of 151
Sorry, I don't drink liquor.

SLAG
01-10-2007, 08:27 PM
Sorry, I don't drink liquor.
thats too bad i thought you might enjoy its greatness (heh)

who else is around? anyone

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:30 PM
thats too bad i thought you might enjoy its greatness (heh)

who else is around? anyone
Liquor turns me into "him". Trust me, you do not want to see him. :shake:

Douche Baggins
01-10-2007, 08:32 PM
1 These are the solemn words which King Lemuel's mother said to him:
2 "You are my own dear son, the answer to my prayers. What shall I tell you?
4 Listen, Lemuel. Kings should not drink wine or have a craving for alcohol.
5 When they drink, they forget the laws and ignore the rights of people in need.
6 Alcohol is for people who are dying, for those who are in misery.
7 Let them drink and forget their poverty and unhappiness."

KcMizzou
01-10-2007, 08:32 PM
Liquor turns me into "him". Trust me, you do not want to see him. :shake:My dad used to say the same thing. If he drank beer, he was a blast... anything else, and he was, well... "surly"

He didnt drink much of anything unless we were at the lake, though.

Douche Baggins
01-10-2007, 08:33 PM
18 Don't be drunk with wine, because that will ruin your life.
Instead, let the Holy Spirit fill and control you!

16 I advise you to live according to your new life in the Holy Spirit. Then you won't be doing what your sinful nature craves. 17 The old sinful nature loves to do evil, which is just opposite from what the Holy Spirit wants. And the Spirit gives us desires that are opposite from what the sinful nature desires. These two forces are constantly fighting each other, and your choices are never free from this conflict. ....

19 When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, your lives will produce these evil results: sexual immorality, impure thoughts, eagerness for lustful pleasure, 20 idolatry, participation in demonic activities, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, divisions, the feeling that everyone is wrong except those in your own little group, 21 envy, drunkenness, wild parties, and other kinds of sin.

Douche Baggins
01-10-2007, 08:33 PM
SINNER!!!!!!!!

KcMizzou
01-10-2007, 08:34 PM
SINNER!!!!!!!!This place is full of 'em.

You've made your point... anything more will start annoying people. I dont think Believer's around to read it anyway.

JimNasium
01-10-2007, 08:35 PM
18 Don't be drunk with wine, because that will ruin your life.
Instead, let the Holy Spirit fill and control you!

16 I advise you to live according to your new life in the Holy Spirit. Then you won't be doing what your sinful nature craves. 17 The old sinful nature loves to do evil, which is just opposite from what the Holy Spirit wants. And the Spirit gives us desires that are opposite from what the sinful nature desires. These two forces are constantly fighting each other, and your choices are never free from this conflict. ....

19 When you follow the desires of your sinful nature, your lives will produce these evil results: sexual immorality, impure thoughts, eagerness for lustful pleasure, 20 idolatry, participation in demonic activities, hostility, quarreling, jealousy, outbursts of anger, selfish ambition, divisions, the feeling that everyone is wrong except those in your own little group, 21 envy, drunkenness, wild parties, and other kinds of sin.
Thanks Clayton but I'll pass. Please note the civility in my response.

SLAG
01-10-2007, 08:36 PM
now where did i put my beryllium sphere

Phobia
01-10-2007, 08:45 PM
Liquor turns me into "him". Trust me, you do not want to see him. :shake:

Yeah, me too. I'm not allowed more than a drink or two containing liquor. No shots whatsoever.

Nzoner
01-10-2007, 08:48 PM
Yeah, me too. I'm not allowed more than a drink or two containing liquor. No shots whatsoever.

I wish someone had not allowed me to last weekend.

Phobia
01-10-2007, 08:51 PM
I wish someone had not allowed me to last weekend.

I have to police myself. The wife isn't always around. She's the one who pointed out that the hard stuff made me mean and it took me several years to realize she was right.

Halfcan
01-10-2007, 09:15 PM
Well, she did get a massage from a Rasta this afternoon.

Whats the over under on posts until someone asks him to post neked photos or sex'ule vid clips of her?

I'll take Halfcan at 25.

Well.......since you mentioned it-lol

Jenson71
01-10-2007, 09:17 PM
I've seen The Godfather and The Godfather Part II over 30 times each in full viewing, but I can never help but switch it over to SpikeTV an hour and a half into it when it's showing. It's just...comforting, now.

Skip Towne
01-10-2007, 09:24 PM
Liquor turns me into "him". Trust me, you do not want to see him. :shake:
Thank God you know it. Many do not yet continue to drink. Me, I'm a teddy bear.

Halfcan
01-10-2007, 09:32 PM
Still no pics on this thread-I will check back after a few more drinks.

SPchief
01-10-2007, 09:32 PM
shouldn't that get a night crew thread going?


So, uhh you got any naked pics of Jenny?

|Zach|
01-10-2007, 09:37 PM
Sorry I am late.

SPchief
01-10-2007, 09:40 PM
Sorry I am late.


Did Jim get you pregnant?

|Zach|
01-10-2007, 09:41 PM
Did Jim get you pregnant?
He swears it isn't his.

PastorMikH
01-10-2007, 09:52 PM
I love it when a member of the daycrew starts a nitecrew thread then gives up on it before the nitecrew gets rolling.

KcMizzou
01-10-2007, 10:02 PM
I love it when a member of the daycrew starts a nitecrew thread then gives up on it before the nitecrew gets rolling.Cute, aint it?

PastorMikH
01-10-2007, 10:07 PM
Cute, aint it?



Yep. The light-weights can't keep up.

SPchief
01-10-2007, 10:08 PM
Yep. The light-weights can't keep up.


To Jims defense, he probably had 3 hurricanes and got sick.

TinyEvel
01-10-2007, 11:42 PM
TinyE: Sober in '07!

Ten days in. So far, so good!

el borracho
01-10-2007, 11:47 PM
I am just a little bit drunk...
How did this happen?

el borracho
01-10-2007, 11:52 PM
I have to police myself. The wife isn't always around. She's the one who pointed out that the hard stuff made me mean and it took me several years to realize she was right.
Really? She's never complained when I get rough.

dj56dt58
01-11-2007, 12:50 AM
I'm a lil drunk too....does anyone know how the **** i got home? thanks

KcMizzou
01-11-2007, 12:54 AM
I'm a lil drunk too....does anyone know how the **** i got home? thanksThere was a midget stripper... and a gay cop... some things happened... and then they dropped you off.

luv
01-11-2007, 12:56 AM
I'm a lil drunk too....does anyone know how the **** i got home? thanks
I'd be thankful you ended up at home.

el borracho
01-11-2007, 12:59 AM
There was a midget stripper... and a gay cop... some things happened... and then they dropped you off.
I don't think the cop was involved but I'm pretty sure the biker, the construction worker and the Indian were all in the bathroom with dj56dt58 for about 40 minutes.

big nasty kcnut
01-11-2007, 02:04 AM
hey jim what a good mixed drink that smooth to drink.

JimNasium
01-11-2007, 06:09 AM
I love it when a member of the daycrew starts a nitecrew thread then gives up on it before the nitecrew gets rolling.
:)

chagrin
01-11-2007, 06:18 AM
I prefer JimNasium's vanilla, bourbon porter.

HEY! You promised me some of that booze a year ago! :cuss: