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Fried Meat Ball!
01-11-2007, 06:17 AM
Got this in the e-mail this morning... some are kinda funny.





Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home(and get killed on the road)

BigRedChief
01-11-2007, 06:32 AM
4th repost in the last 32 hours. Gotta be some kind of record.

DenverChief
01-11-2007, 06:36 AM
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



AMEN!!

Skip Towne
01-11-2007, 06:46 AM
Not funny

Fried Meat Ball!
01-11-2007, 07:08 AM
4th repost in the last 32 hours. Gotta be some kind of record.
:(

Sorry...

Demonpenz
01-11-2007, 11:01 PM
what do larry johnson and a dead animal have in common? They both can't block scott fujita

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:07 PM
I have one.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:11 PM
I have one.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

Demonpenz
01-11-2007, 11:13 PM
they both can't block scott fujita

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:13 PM
they both can't block scott fujita

Nope.

Give up?

FAX

Demonpenz
01-11-2007, 11:14 PM
yep (i feel a groan coming on)

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:16 PM
yep (i feel a groan coming on)

Okay then.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

Neither one can break the plane.

ROFL

FAX

Demonpenz
01-11-2007, 11:18 PM
Okay then.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

Neither one can break the plane.

ROFL

FAX


That one "flew" over my head

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:25 PM
Okay, that one was pretty good. Here's another one.

What do a blind gynecologist and Larry Johnson have in common?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:28 PM
Okay, that one was pretty good. Here's another one.

What do a blind gynecologist and Larry Johnson have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

Discuss Thrower
01-11-2007, 11:30 PM
The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:31 PM
The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.

Close enough, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. The real answer is "They both have trouble finding the hole."

ROFL

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:34 PM
Okay, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988 got that one. Great job, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. Here's another one.

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:35 PM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:42 PM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:49 PM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up yet?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:53 PM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Anybody want to ... you know ... give up?

FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:57 PM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

FAX

Bill Parcells
01-11-2007, 11:58 PM
Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

FAX
I give up FAX

FAX
01-11-2007, 11:59 PM
I give up FAX

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX

Bill Parcells
01-12-2007, 12:00 AM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX
LMAO Nice FAX!!!

God of Thunder
01-12-2007, 12:39 AM
What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX


ROFL

SPchief
01-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Wow, a rare Fax postwhore thread.

Buck
12-15-2007, 06:11 PM
Bump.

UteChief
12-15-2007, 07:00 PM
Bump.

You're a retard!