A few jokes at the Chiefs' expense...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Got this in the e-mail this morning... some are kinda funny.





Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.

Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home(and get killed on the road)

[BigRedChief]

4th repost in the last 32 hours. Gotta be some kind of record.

[DenverChief]

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".



AMEN!!

[Skip Towne]

Not funny

[Fire Me Boy!]

4th repost in the last 32 hours. Gotta be some kind of record.
:(

Sorry...

[Demonpenz]

what do larry johnson and a dead animal have in common? They both can't block scott fujita

[FAX]

I have one.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

FAX

[FAX]

I have one.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

[Demonpenz]

they both can't block scott fujita

[FAX]

they both can't block scott fujita

Nope.

Give up?

FAX

[Demonpenz]

yep (i feel a groan coming on)

[FAX]

yep (i feel a groan coming on)

Okay then.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

Neither one can break the plane.

ROFL

FAX

[Demonpenz]

Okay then.

What does a styrofoam jet pilot and the Chiefs' offense have in common?

Neither one can break the plane.

ROFL

FAX


That one "flew" over my head

[FAX]

Okay, that one was pretty good. Here's another one.

What do a blind gynecologist and Larry Johnson have in common?

FAX

[FAX]

Okay, that one was pretty good. Here's another one.

What do a blind gynecologist and Larry Johnson have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

[Discuss Thrower]

The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.

[FAX]

The both have trouble seeing the holiest of holies.

Close enough, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. The real answer is "They both have trouble finding the hole."

ROFL

FAX

[FAX]

Okay, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988 got that one. Great job, Mr. J-Town Fan 1988. Here's another one.

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

[FAX]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

[FAX]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

[FAX]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Give up yet?

FAX

[FAX]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Anybody want to ... you know ... give up?

FAX

[FAX]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

FAX

Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

FAX

[Griswald]

Okay, I know a lot of you guys are ready to give up, so let's do this thing!!!

Give up?

FAX
I give up FAX

[FAX]

I give up FAX

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX

[Griswald]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX
LMAO Nice FAX!!!

[God of Thunder]

What do a prostitute intern and Greg Wesley have in common?

They both blow their assignments.

ROFL

FAX


ROFL

[SPchief]

Wow, a rare Fax postwhore thread.

[Buck]

Bump.

[UteChief]

Bump.

You're a retard!