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Count Zarth
01-11-2007, 06:39 PM
He makes me cry.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5522/bunnybu0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Reerun_KC
01-11-2007, 06:42 PM
Aw that is not very nice of him!!!!

Bad Herpes Simplex3

SNR
01-11-2007, 06:49 PM
http://www.cuteoverload.com

ROYC75
01-11-2007, 06:51 PM
Looks like he's getting special knobjob treatment .......

RedDread
01-11-2007, 06:52 PM
This thread fails on so many levels I can't....awwwwww

no... wait..... :Lin:

Reerun_KC
01-11-2007, 06:55 PM
This thread fails on so many levels I can't....awwwwww

no... wait..... :Lin:


FYI, this weekend is going to suck in OKC this weekend....

God I ****ing hate winter.

Simply Red
01-11-2007, 06:56 PM
Simplex is Nick Burns.

Skip Towne
01-11-2007, 07:09 PM
FYI, this weekend is going to suck in OKC this weekend....

God I ****ing hate winter.
Eveything is about to come to screeching halt.

Reerun_KC
01-11-2007, 07:12 PM
Eveything is about to come to screeching halt.


Am what pisses me off more is it happening on a weekend! First we get ass raped last weekend by Indy, then we have to sit at home and ****ing freeze, while it dumps this frozen crap all over the place....


Agian I hate winter!!!!

Reerun_KC
01-11-2007, 07:15 PM
btw skip, I sent you a PM last night with my numbers for future KU games.

But this weekend is out, thank you ol man winter, you are about as pleasant as Baby Lee and Htismaqe...

Simplex3
01-11-2007, 07:33 PM
Haven't we had this thread before? A few times?

Count Zarth
01-11-2007, 07:34 PM
Haven't we had this thread before? A few times?

NO! EVERYONE HERE IS NICE TO ME BUT YOU! I HAVE LOTS OF FUN FRIENDS BUT YOU RUIN IT, MR. POOPYHEAD!!! I'M TELLING THE TEACHER!

Reerun_KC
01-11-2007, 07:40 PM
Go Chiefs, do you need a Tissue?

http://argnet.fatal-design.com/gfx/photos/nature/kittens/cat-tissue.jpg

Simplex3
01-11-2007, 07:46 PM
Go Chiefs, do you need a Tissue?

http://argnet.fatal-design.com/gfx/photos/nature/kittens/cat-tissue.jpg
Is that a pic of some dead chick's head after a car wreck?

Skip Towne
01-11-2007, 07:50 PM
btw skip, I sent you a PM last night with my numbers for future KU games.

But this weekend is out, thank you ol man winter, you are about as pleasant as Baby Lee and Htismaqe...
I got your PM but I have not looked at the schedule. Are you wanting to go to Lawrence or Norman or a sports bar?

FAX
01-11-2007, 07:51 PM
Ode To Long-Eared Bunny

By FAX

Oh, Long-Eared Bunny you're so soft
Just rub my dick and I get off.
You make me very sentimental
Because you're friendly and so gentle.

And when I swing you by your ears
You shit like ten conventioneers.
Away it flies like little missles!
You hear that bunny? Your poop whistles!

And sometimes when I'm feeling sad
I put you on mom's heating pad.
And then I laugh and lose my frown
As you start dancing all around.

You jump so high and squeak with zeal
And then come down with such a squeal.
But, hush! Be quiet bunny friend!
If you wake mom, your life will end!

Now she's awake! She'll have a seizure!
Quick! Let's hide you in the freezer!
I'm pretty sure you'll be safe there
And mommy will be unaware!

I'll miss you lots and I suppose
You'll miss me to, if you get froze.
But, either way, I think you're funny
Oh, tiny little Long-Eared Bunny.

FAX

Count Zarth
01-11-2007, 07:58 PM
Ode to FAX

By GoChiefs

Oh FAX, your poems really kick ass.
If you stop writing them I'll give you sass.

I like it when you post because it makes me happy.
For a while I forget that Simplex3 is so very crappy.

By the way, the part about the bunny rubbing your dick
Was really, really, really, really ****ing sick.

R&GHomer
01-11-2007, 08:07 PM
You guys never fail to make me laugh!

FAX
01-11-2007, 08:11 PM
Ode to FAX

By GoChiefs

Oh FAX, your poems really kick ass.
If you stop writing them I'll give you sass.

I like it when you post because it makes me happy.
For a while I forget that Simplex3 is so very crappy.

By the way, the part about the bunny rubbing your dick
Was really, really, really, really ****ing sick.

ROFL

Good one, Mr. GoChiefs. Darn good. I still think my favorite was about Miss Deaf Texas, or maybe the "If I Was A Mod" one. I wish I could find those, but I can't make the search function work very well.

Anyway, please note for future reference that poetry is not always about the poet. It is often written in "narrative" which means that the content is not necessarily autobiographical. To wit; I have never rubbed a bunny on my dick. Not that I never tried as I did frequent the Playboy Club in Century City for several years.

FAX

Count Zarth
01-11-2007, 08:15 PM
Cool. Tell me what you think of last week's masterpiece.

http://chiefs.scout.com/2/607073.html

I was pondering writing another stanza for this week.

crazycoffey
01-11-2007, 08:16 PM
NO! EVERYONE HERE IS NICE TO ME BUT YOU! I HAVE LOTS OF FUN FRIENDS BUT YOU RUIN IT, MR. POOPYHEAD!!! I'M TELLING THE TEACHER!


This from the guy who, unprovoked by the way, tore off my arm and beat me over the head with it just a few days ago.

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stevieray
01-11-2007, 08:17 PM
ROFL

Good one, Mr. GoChiefs. Darn good. I still think my favorite was about Miss Deaf Texas, or maybe the "If I Was A Mod" one. I wish I could find those, but I can't make the search function work very well.

Anyway, please note for future reference that poetry is not always about the poet. It is often written in "narrative" which means that the content is not necessarily autobiographical. To wit; I have never rubbed a bunny on my dick. Not that I never tried as I did frequent the Playboy Club in Century City for several years.

FAX

fax isn't a bunnyrubber?

We need to get bunnytrdr to investigate these peta inducing, friction feeling shenanigans.

FAX
01-11-2007, 08:18 PM
Cool. Tell me what you think of last week's masterpiece.

http://chiefs.scout.com/2/607073.html

I was pondering writing another stanza for this week.

Very nice, Mr. GoChiefs. Impressive.

I was thinking about doing a summary of the season in iambic pentameter, but all I can think of are curse words.

Meanwhile, that's very impressive work on your behalf. In future, we should do a poem that includes a stanza for every game. That would be fun.

FAX

Count Zarth
01-11-2007, 08:23 PM
In future, we should do a poem that includes a stanza for every game. That would be fun.

I think that would be a good feature.

Heck, I'd like to do a weekly poem during the season for Warpaint. Maybe you'd be interested in doing that? I want us to have unique features that the Star would never even think of doing....been looking for a weekly humor columnist too.

dirk digler
01-11-2007, 08:32 PM
Ode To Long-Eared Bunny

By FAX

Oh, Long-Eared Bunny you're so soft
Just rub my dick and I get off.
You make me very sentimental
Because you're friendly and so gentle.

And when I swing you by your ears
You shit like ten conventioneers.
Away it flies like little missles!
You hear that bunny? Your poop whistles!

And sometimes when I'm feeling sad
I put you on mom's heating pad.
And then I laugh and lose my frown
As you start dancing all around.

You jump so high and squeak with zeal
And then come down with such a squeal.
But, hush! Be quiet bunny friend!
If you wake mom, your life will end!

Now she's awake! She'll have a seizure!
Quick! Let's hide you in the freezer!
I'm pretty sure you'll be safe there
And mommy will be unaware!

I'll miss you lots and I suppose
You'll miss me to, if you get froze.
But, either way, I think you're funny
Oh, tiny little Long-Eared Bunny.

FAX

That made me chuckle. nice one Mr. Fax

Simplex3
01-11-2007, 08:43 PM
Ode to FAX

By GoChiefs

Oh FAX, your poems really kick ass.
If you stop writing them I'll give you sass.

I like it when you post because it makes me happy.
For a while I forget that Simplex3 is so very crappy.

By the way, the part about the bunny rubbing your dick
Was really, really, really, really ****ing sick.
Just stay out of the bathroom while I'm in there Meatpeeker.

Simply Red
01-12-2007, 08:14 AM
Just stay out of the bathroom while I'm in there Meatpeeker.

Meatpeeker? I like that. Thats funny sh!t!.

This kid in elementary school who had real bad bi-polar, used to say he felt uncomfortable using urinals because of the possible, "penis watchers" I always found that amusing.

crazycoffey
01-12-2007, 08:18 AM
Meatpeeker? I like that. Thats funny sh!t!.

This kid in elementary school who had real bad bi-polar, used to say he felt uncomfortable using urinals because of the possible, "penis watchers" I always found that amusing.



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