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chagrin
01-17-2007, 09:06 AM
More weirdo news, YIKES!

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33257&in_page_id=2


Row over angry, penis-removing doctor
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
'Now, you might feel a little prick'Doctors' unions in Romania have criticised a decision to make a surgeon pay 100,000 in damages after he lost his temper and hacked off a patient's penis during surgery.

Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.

Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital.



A Romanian court has now awarded Radonescu 20,000 costs to pay for the operation to rebuild his ruined penis using tissue from his arm as well as 100,000 pounds in damages.

The medical costs will be paid by the hospital's insurer, but doctors' unions have criticised the decision that the money for the damages has to be paid by the doctor.

They say the move sets a dangerous precedent and that Professor Ciomu, a urologist and lecturer in anatomy, has already been punished enough after having his medical licence suspended.

They said he had been under stress and had lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man's urinary channel and 'overreacted' to the situation. He told the court it was a temporary loss of judgement due to personal problems.

Vice-president of the Romanian Doctors Union, Vasile Astarastoae, said: 'Ciomu's case is a dangerous precedent for all Romanian doctors. In future doctors may have to think very carefully about what work they undertake.'

Because obviously, the last thing you want is a doctor thinking carefully about the work they're doing.

The director of the ophthalmology hospital in Bucharest, Dr Monica Pop (yes, actually her name), agreed saying that doctors would in future avoid any cases where they could end up in court having to pay damages.

She added: 'Doctors in Romanian earn too little to be able to pay amounts like this. As a result it will be entirely fair if they only accept cases where they cannot make mistakes. The only way this can be avoided is if the insurance companies cover all the risk.'

seclark
01-17-2007, 09:10 AM
"Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital."

what's up doc?
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Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:11 AM
The only good news is that his new penis is going to be made out of his arm. 31 inches!

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:11 AM
Dang.

Pecker pate.

FAX

boogblaster
01-17-2007, 09:13 AM
Think Ill avoid medical services in Romanian ...

Over-Head
01-17-2007, 09:20 AM
More weirdo news, YIKES!
.... to pay for the operation to rebuild his ruined penis using tissue from his arm ".....

I wonder if he'll be able to do dumbell curls with his pecker after this?

ROYC75
01-17-2007, 09:21 AM
:eek:

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:30 AM
Oh, yeah, let's not set a precedent where if a doctor gets pissed and cuts your unit up like a hotdog in franks and beans that he should be punished for it. That would be a bad thing.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 09:40 AM
This would piss me off.

dj56dt58
01-17-2007, 09:44 AM
This would piss me off.
ROFL

Redrum_69
01-17-2007, 09:44 AM
There once was a Romanian butcher
Whose practice was more of a proctor
But the build-up of stress
Guaranteed a chef's mess
Proving surgeons arent bakers nor doctors




There you go FAX....a challenge!!!

StcChief
01-17-2007, 10:13 AM
That's one way to end up with an enlargement :rolleyes:

Chief Chief
01-17-2007, 10:24 AM
The outrageous burst by a doc named Naum
Has produced a procedure that's now quite the bomb -
The patient's now able to perform a neat trick
(Which some may think is quite sick):
Getting off while shaking hands with Mom!

seclark
01-17-2007, 10:31 AM
there was a romanian doc
with hands solid as a rock
had a very bad day
to the patients dismay
cut clear off the poor b@stards c@ck

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Easy 6
01-17-2007, 10:31 AM
If i were the patient i would have to murder this guy, seriously. What kind of ugly ass mess is a "rebuilt" penis going to look like???

{Note to self} Stay the hell out of Romania.

seclark
01-17-2007, 10:35 AM
What kind of ugly ass mess is a "rebuilt" penis going to look like???

better than he's working w/now?
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FAX
01-17-2007, 10:42 AM
A Romainian doctor got pissed.
And apparently couldn't resist
Chopping up a man's dong.
But she righted the wrong.
Now the patient's shlong can make a fist.

FAX

StcChief
01-17-2007, 10:48 AM
If i were the patient i would have to murder this guy, seriously. What kind of ugly ass mess is a "rebuilt" penis going to look like???

{Note to self} Stay the hell out of Romania.

Looks?

As the ladies say...It's all about the size.

Wile_E_Coyote
01-17-2007, 11:08 AM
I hope the poor guy isn't the real hairy type, skins grafts might pose a problem

Redrum_69
01-17-2007, 11:21 AM
A Romainian doctor got pissed.
And apparently couldn't resist
Chopping up a man's dong.
But she righted the wrong.
Now the patient's shlong can make a fist.

FAX


LOL

FAX
01-17-2007, 11:24 AM
There once was a man whose existing
Man meat was ground up like gristing
But, his cock's been transformed
And now he can perform
Simultaneous straight sex and fisting

FAX

Redrum_69
01-17-2007, 11:25 AM
Wow...talk about the knockout lol

ChiefaRoo
01-17-2007, 11:30 AM
This would piss me off.

jesus

Pitt Gorilla
01-17-2007, 11:32 AM
I'm waiting for the "another frivolous lawsuit" people to chime in. Personally, I would have probably killed the guy.

el borracho
01-17-2007, 11:36 AM
Murder/ suicide.

Chief Chief
01-17-2007, 11:46 AM
Murder/ suicide.

The patient actually seriously considered these actions, but changed his mind when he realized he could't 'cock' the gun.

freestater
01-17-2007, 11:51 AM
I'd kill the sonofabitch.

Buck
01-17-2007, 02:22 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

Nzoner
01-17-2007, 02:30 PM
He told the court it was a temporary loss of judgement due to personal problems.


Never ever have an affair with a doc's wife.

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 02:41 PM
yeah, he'd disappear. I'd have an alibi, but he would never be able to do that again to anyone.

PS - I wouldn't let him go quickly

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 02:42 PM
I'd kill the sonofabitch.


Will you please get past 50 posts so you can personalize your avitar?

chagrin
01-17-2007, 02:44 PM
Will you please get past 50 posts so you can personalize your avitar?


n00b Fight!!

Calcountry
01-17-2007, 02:46 PM
This would piss me off.Yet another reason, to never EVER go to the Doctors, right Skip?

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 02:47 PM
n00b Fight!!


A little starved for entertainment, are we?

chagrin
01-17-2007, 02:50 PM
A little starved for entertainment, are we?


definitely, although I agree about the avatar, I hope that's a chick

Redrum_69
01-17-2007, 02:52 PM
Will you please get past 50 posts so you can personalize your avitar?


Wait...huh?


We can personalize avatars?

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:19 PM
Will you please get past 50 posts so you can personalize your avitar?
Johnny Cash will replace this gay shit as soon as I can. Thanks for finally answering my ? as to what I needed to do, for it to be changed. Until then, it's 'Snuggles' I'm afraid.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:21 PM
definitely, although I agree about the avatar, I hope that's a chick
Nope. Just wanted to motivate a little help.

Easy 6
01-17-2007, 03:22 PM
Johnny Cash will replace this gay shit as soon as I can. Thanks for finally answering my ? as to what I needed to do, for it to be changed. Until then, it's 'Snuggles' I'm afraid.

fs, there are a number of stock av's better than that one until you hit 50 posts.

Sleeping puppies

Any of the fruit ones

etc.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:23 PM
fs, there are a number of stock av's better than that one until you hit 50 posts.

Sleeping puppies

Any of the fruit ones

etc.
Nope. Gay shit, till Johnny. Suffer boys, suffer... :D

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:24 PM
fs, there are a number of stock av's better than that one until you hit 50 posts.

Sleeping puppies

Any of the fruit ones

etc.
I purposely chose the worst one ;)

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:24 PM
Nope. Gay shit, till Johnny. Suffer boys, suffer... :D

NTTAWWT

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:24 PM
lalalalalalalalala

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:25 PM
NTTAWWT
whatever floats yer boat.... :D

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:25 PM
39 and counting...

elvomito
01-17-2007, 03:26 PM
maybe he can join Dick Curl on our offensive Staff

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:27 PM
39 and counting...

Go into the picture or media center forums and do that in there.

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 03:28 PM
NTTAWWT

I even told her about this earlier.


Nice pic, BTW - Kevin Costner????

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:30 PM
I even told her about this earlier.


Nice pic, BTW - Kevin Costner????
her? f off. :cuss:

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:31 PM
I even told her about this earlier.


Nice pic, BTW - Kevin Costner????

Nope. Its Patchy. I cant tell you where from cause Im still waiting for someone to correctly guess who it is.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:31 PM
Go into the picture or media center forums and do that in there.
why, what goes on in there? is that like the special section in the video rental joints?

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:32 PM
Nope. Its Patchy. I cant tell you where from cause Im still waiting for someone to correctly guess who it is.
Tom Berenger

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:32 PM
why, what goes on in there? is that like the special section in the video rental joints?

No, well yes.

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:32 PM
Tom Berenger

No

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 03:32 PM
her? f off. :cuss:


Well, whatever floats your boat....


are you Mike Martz in disguise??

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:33 PM
No, well yes.
:D not that there's anything wrong with that....

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:33 PM
Well, whatever floats your boat....


are you Mike Martz in disguise??
No. I'm Brian Dennehey.

Easy 6
01-17-2007, 03:34 PM
No

It almost looks like Rob Lowe making a mean face???

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:34 PM
No
the guy from Terminator II?

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:34 PM
It almost looks like Rob Lowe making a mean face???

Nope, it is an actor, but not one that anyone should know. His character is more famous then the actual actor himself.

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
the guy from Terminator II?

No

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
Nope, it is an actor, but not one that anyone should know. His character is more famous then the actual actor himself.
is he in 'Lost'?

Easy 6
01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
Nope, it is an actor, but not one that anyone should know. His character is more famous then the actual actor himself.

I got it, its John Connor from Terminator.

Redrum_69
01-17-2007, 03:35 PM
A Melissa Midwest or Sandee Westgate...or Kyla COle avatar would be great for me


how, um, clean does it have to be? not that it matters since avataras are turned off at work :/

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:36 PM
Bruce Campbell!!!!! Ash!!!!!!

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:36 PM
I got it, its John Connor from Terminator.
I already guessed the guy from Terminator!!!!!

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:37 PM
just one more!

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:37 PM
is he in 'Lost'?

Yep, but you have to tell me from exactly where he is from.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:38 PM
Yep, but you have to tell me from exactly where he is from.
is it the 'other' dude, the one who met Kate and Sawyer and Jack out in the woods the first time?

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:38 PM
is it the 'other' dude, the one who met Kate and Sawyer and Jack out in the woods the first time?

Nope.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:40 PM
Nope.
Okee dokee.


Well, that's a load off. Kinda like settling in to an old chair that's custom fit to your own ass-groove........


ahhhhh......

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:40 PM
Nope.
is it Sawyer?

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:40 PM
He is an other though.

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 03:42 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/lost1.jpg


Point to which one.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:42 PM
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.... There's ole Johnny.

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 03:42 PM
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.... There's ole Johnny.


Much better, BTW

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:43 PM
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/lost1.jpg


Point to which one.

None of those. I already told you his name is Patchy and he is from Lost, some quick research could answer this question very quickly.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:44 PM
Much better, BTW
Thanks. It feels much better with Mr. Cash up there. ;)

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:45 PM
Another Jets fan?

KChiefer
01-17-2007, 03:47 PM
"Doctor loses temper, cuts off patient's unit"

not cool, man...not cool.

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 03:48 PM
http://www.centurynovelty.com/catImages/179-039_large.jpg


I came up with this guy somehow,

I give up.

Buck
01-17-2007, 03:48 PM
http://www.centurynovelty.com/catImages/179-039_large.jpg


I came up with this guy somehow,

I give up.

I never knew Tony Romo was a butt pirate.

freestater
01-17-2007, 03:49 PM
Another Jets fan?
no, I'm just dyslexic. :rolleyes:

el borracho
01-17-2007, 03:58 PM
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.... There's ole Johnny.
The bear suited you better.

freestater
01-17-2007, 04:06 PM
The bear suited you better.
thanx sweetheart, I love you too. :)