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GoHuge
01-17-2007, 01:26 PM
I got this in an E-mail yesterday. Funny but gut wrenching at the same time.

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
>A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
>A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
>
>Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
>A: Put up goal posts.
>
>Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
>A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
>
>Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
>A: a thief.
>
>Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book
Was
>stolen?
>A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
>Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
Bill?
>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
>Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
>A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
>
>Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
>A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)


Yea Chiefs

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 01:27 PM
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


:cuss:

morphius
01-17-2007, 01:29 PM
Jay Leno said this week that the advantage of being drafted by the Raiders is that you don't have to give up your amateur eligibility.

Demonpenz
01-17-2007, 01:29 PM
WHAT THE **** USE THE ****ING SEARCH BUTTON MORON

crazycoffey
01-17-2007, 01:31 PM
WHAT THE **** USE THE ****ING SEARCH BUTTON MORON



That's whay I tried to say, but all that came out was incoherent garble.

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 01:32 PM
Oh wow! How many more times are we doing to see this?

Rooster
01-17-2007, 01:34 PM
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Fire Me Boy!
01-17-2007, 01:37 PM
Yeah.... :shake:

I was like the fourth repost.... sheesh.

Chiefs_Fan
01-17-2007, 01:38 PM
Can somebody delete this thread

GoHuge
01-17-2007, 01:44 PM
Sorry guys.....please delete. First time I'd seen it.

Stinger
01-17-2007, 02:03 PM
:cuss:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/repost.jpg



:p

pikesome
01-17-2007, 02:10 PM
:cuss:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/repost.jpg



:p

Your pic is funnier than this thread.

BigRedChief
01-17-2007, 02:12 PM
Yeah.... :shake:

I was like the fourth repost.... sheesh.
I'm counting 6th repost

StcChief
01-17-2007, 02:17 PM
CHANGE YOUR TITLE TO DELETE

Cochise
01-17-2007, 02:25 PM
x1,000,000,000,000

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 02:26 PM
Nice one, N00B!!!!

FAX
01-17-2007, 02:26 PM
How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

FAX

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 02:28 PM
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/TprGTO/Repost.jpg

FAX
01-17-2007, 02:36 PM
How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

FAX

Give up?

FAX

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 02:54 PM
Give up?

FAX


Herm isnt smart enough.... so the Question is invalid...

FAX
01-17-2007, 02:55 PM
Herm isnt smart enough.... so the Question is invalid...

Wrong.

Give up?

FAX

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Wrong.

Give up?

FAX


Sure!

FAX
01-17-2007, 03:04 PM
Sure!

How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to check on it, one to say it's okaaaayyy, and one to change it anyway.

ROFL

FAX

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 03:21 PM
How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

Three.

One to check on it, one to say it's okaaaayyy, and one to change it anyway.

ROFL

FAX


What about the one to watch and manage the play clock?

pikesome
01-17-2007, 03:43 PM
What about the one to watch and manage the play clock?

He's always Playing to Change The Light Bulb!

Reerun_KC
01-17-2007, 03:45 PM
He's always Playing to Change The Light Bulb!


Or it could be, "Playing not to change the light bulb" "or trying to use a ladder that is too tall on the light bulb"

But hey, It will be ooookkkkaaaayyyyy!

pikesome
01-17-2007, 07:13 PM
Or it could be, "Playing not to change the light bulb" "or trying to use a ladder that is too tall on the light bulb"

But hey, It will be ooookkkkaaaayyyyy!

Three other guys just had to change their bulbs at home. He did it. Don't say he backed into that bulb.

Direckshun
01-18-2007, 12:01 AM
How many Herms does it take to change a light bulb?

FAX
The light bulb hasn't performed long enough for us to judge whether we should replace it.

bringbackmarty
01-18-2007, 01:26 AM
Predictably, herm went conservative, and installed a 25 watt used flourescent, in the security light responsible for the hallway, which leads to the gameplan.