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Donger
01-17-2007, 08:25 PM
Including bathing (showering/bath)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid hand sanitizer.

Thanks.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-17-2007, 08:26 PM
Does washing your hands in the blood of a virgin goat count?

88TG88
01-17-2007, 08:26 PM
5-6

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 08:27 PM
Depends on how many times I pee.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:27 PM
Does washing your hands in the blood of a virgin goat count?

Can the blood be soapy?

milkman
01-17-2007, 08:28 PM
Wash hands?

Deberg_1990
01-17-2007, 08:30 PM
never

Bowser
01-17-2007, 08:30 PM
Depends on how many people I kill.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:31 PM
Damn. I forget a zero option. For those who qualify, please just post a picture of swarming bacteria instead.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:31 PM
Please be serious. Thanks.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 08:32 PM
To all of you that don't wash your hands, I'll be by later to rub my c**k on your keyboard.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:32 PM
Hand washings = 2*(Number of meals) + 1*(Number of bathroom visits, regardless of reason) + 1*(Number of sticky things touched) + 1*(Number of *ahem* scoring drives) + 1.2*(Number of times checking fluids or air pressure on car + 2*(Number of times homeless people attack me) + 1*(Number of sick people who touch me or touch something that I have to touch later)

milkman
01-17-2007, 08:33 PM
Please be serious. Thanks.

Are you joking?

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:34 PM
To all of you that don't wash your hands, I'll be by later to rub my c**k on your keyboard.

Just don't hit the 'any' key. Thanks.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Hand washings = 2*(Number of meals) + 1*(Number of bathroom visits, regardless of reason) + 1*(Number of sticky things touched) + 1*(Number of *ahem* scoring drives) + 1.2*(Number of times checking fluids or air pressure on car + 2*(Number of times homeless people attack me) + 1*(Number of sick people who touch me or touch something that I have to touch later)

1.2? That's curious, and for the mathematically-challenged, annoying.

Bowser
01-17-2007, 08:36 PM
Please be serious. Thanks.

"Surely, you can't be serious!"

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:36 PM
Are you joking?

I don't joke about hygiene or hydrocarbon. Thanks.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:38 PM
1.2? That's curious, and for the mathematically-challenged, annoying.

I usually end up with a couple of dirty fingernails that require a revisit.

Overall, applying the formula on a daily basis puts me on the upper end of the 6-10 range on most days. Maybe 11 - 15. I'm on the border.

Jenson71
01-17-2007, 08:38 PM
As of 9:28 CST, it's been 213 times. Actually, the past 10 minutes have been a very long time for me. My record has been 17 minutes and 13 seconds in between washings.

kcfanintitanhell
01-17-2007, 08:41 PM
Besides restroom trips, I wash my hands every time I go out and reach into my wallet, give a clerk my money and get change back. There's nothing as dirty as money, on several levels.
But at least I can control one.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:42 PM
I usually end up with a couple of dirty fingernails that require a revisit.

Overall, applying the formula on a daily basis puts me on the upper end of the 6-10 range on most days. Maybe 11 - 15. I'm on the border.

I'll bring the handy wipes for our eventual meeting.

Mark M
01-17-2007, 08:46 PM
I guess probably around 11-15 times, although it could be more than that.

The Mrs. says I have "issues" ... or something ...

MM
~~:)

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 08:47 PM
What is a groovy wipe?

sedated
01-17-2007, 08:49 PM
when i get sh!t on them

Mark M
01-17-2007, 08:49 PM
What is a groovy wipe?

A Wet Wipe made out of hemp and tie-dyed ... ?

MM
~~:hmmm:

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:50 PM
I guess probably around 11-15 times, although it could be more than that.

The Mrs. says I have "issues" ... or something ...

MM
~~:)

Do you have young children?

sedated
01-17-2007, 08:50 PM
To all of you that don't wash your hands, I'll be by later to rub my c**k on your keyboard.

does it have to be on my keyboard, or can we skip the middle-man?

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:51 PM
What is a groovy wipe?

The opposite of a 'square wipe,' to use the nomenclature of your generation.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 08:51 PM
10 on average...more if cooking and baking a lot.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:52 PM
My God. You people make me want to vomit.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 08:52 PM
The opposite of a 'square wipe,' to use the nomenclature of your generation.
The last person I heard use the term groovy was Momma Cass.

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:54 PM
The last person I heard use the term groovy was Momma Cass.

I like to regress on occasion.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:56 PM
I'll bring the handy wipes for our eventual meeting.

I don't have access to water more often than that. It takes time to go all the way down to the river with a bucket.

kstater
01-17-2007, 08:56 PM
does it have to be on my keyboard, or can we skip the middle-man?

thats wrong on so many levels

Mark M
01-17-2007, 08:57 PM
Do you have young children?

I have a two and half year old.

The Mrs. has a two and a half year old and a 35 year old who posts on Chiefs message boards ...

:D

To be honest, I pretty much wash my hands about once an hour -- add in bathroom breaks and smokes, and my real answer is probably closer to 20 now that I think about it.

MM
~~:eek:

Bowser
01-17-2007, 08:57 PM
My God. You people make me want to vomit.

At least our legs are clean.

FAX
01-17-2007, 08:57 PM
I wash my hands in the blood of mine enemies.

Usually three or four times a day.

FAX

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:58 PM
I wash my hands in the blood of mine enemies.

Usually three or four times a day.

FAX

You hate hemophiliacs?

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 08:58 PM
To all of you that don't wash your hands, I'll be by later to rub my c**k on your keyboard.
Oh ...gonna haveta edit my post real quick.
You can do my scanner too....but you gotta let me scan it.

Got a frequent flyer ya' can use. Come on down the weather is great!! :p

Donger
01-17-2007, 08:59 PM
I don't have access to water more often than that. It takes time to go all the way down to the river with a bucket.

Purell, my friend. Purell. Or the generic grocery store brand.

CHENZ A!
01-17-2007, 08:59 PM
20+, I wash my hands quite a bit at work, bcause I work in a restaraunt, and I'm gnerally a pretty clean person I guess.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:01 PM
does it have to be on my keyboard, or can we skip the middle-man?
Back off, Goatcheeze.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:02 PM
Back off, Goatcheeze.

If someone said that to me, I would kill his twin in the womb.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:03 PM
Oh ...gonna haveta edit my post real quick.
You can do my scanner too....but you gotta let me scan it.

Got a frequent flyer ya' can use. Come on down the weather is great!! :p
Does that scanner have a reinforced glass bed?

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:03 PM
I have a two and half year old.

The Mrs. has a two and a half year old and a 35 year old who posts on Chiefs message boards ...

:D

To be honest, I pretty much wash my hands about once an hour -- add in bathroom breaks and smokes, and my real answer is probably closer to 20 now that I think about it.

MM
~~:eek:


I'll never forget the look on my wife's face when our infant daughter vomited all over my face when she was about 8 months. "HONEY!! DO NOT THROW HER!!!"

Mark M
01-17-2007, 09:04 PM
I'll never forget the look on my wife's face when our infant daughter vomited all over my face when she was about 8 months. "HONEY!! DO NOT THROW HER!!!"

It would've been alright. They bounce ...

MM
~~:D

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:05 PM
Does that scanner have a reinforced glass bed?

uh..OH? :hmmm: A glass bed but dunno if reinforced. We could try the drum scanner and watch it go round and round! :evil:

Dunit35
01-17-2007, 09:06 PM
atleast 20 times...work in a restuarant...just depends on how long I'm working.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 09:11 PM
atleast 20 times...work in a restuarant...just depends on how long I'm working.
Where have you been? I haven't seen you around.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:11 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:12 PM
uh..OH? :hmmm: A glass bed but dunno if reinforced. We could try the drum scanner and watch it go round and round! :evil:
No way that drum scanner is built to handle that kind of weight.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:12 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?
No, but they probably rub their c**ks on things that many times a day.

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:14 PM
atleast 20 times...work in a restuarant...just depends on how long I'm working.

And, if you look out the window to your left, you'll see Mr. Dunit35.

Hey, Mr. Dunit35.

FAX

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:15 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?
I see a sign in the restrooms telling personnel they have to...when I waitressed I did. They can also do as Simplex says...but it depends on the ethnicity of the restaurants. The Greeks are nasty.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:15 PM
No, but they probably rub their c**ks on things that many times a day.

The hostesses? I have a thing for hostesses.

CHENZ A!
01-17-2007, 09:15 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?

I don't really pay attention to coworkers, but I know I do. There are alot of potential germs in restaraunts, with all these slobs slopping food around, and sneezing on shit, or my favorite, leaving a napkin or kleenex that they blew their nose into, or wiped their baby's slobber right on the ****ing table. Lot's of gross shit, and I don't like getting sick.

sedated
01-17-2007, 09:17 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?

only after they put a man-juice in your alfredo sauce

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:19 PM
I see a sign in the restrooms telling personnel they have to...when I waitressed I did. They can also do as Simplex says...but it depends on the ethnicity of the restaurants. The Greeks are nasty.

I took my wife to a Greek restaurant once in KC. She got a little out of hand. She tried that Greek drink (Oozo?) and actually got up and danced with the belly dancer. My family thought it was hilarious, but I was marginally uncomfortable.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:24 PM
I took my wife to a Greek restaurant once in KC. She got a little out of hand. She tried that Greek drink (Oozo?) and actually got up and danced with the belly dancer. My family thought it was hilarious, but I was marginally uncomfortable.
Come on you Brits are stuffy in public.

I was referrin' to the help since they all hire each other including family: owners, cooks and other help. They're worse than Italian men with the touching,pinching and thinkin' they're all gods-gift-to-women lotharios.

sedated
01-17-2007, 09:24 PM
danced with the belly dancer. I was marginally uncomfortable.

you, or your suddenly tight pants?

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:24 PM
Do people who work in restaurants really wash their hands that often?



I know I wash my hands at least 25-30 times while I'm at work.

chefsos
01-17-2007, 09:24 PM
Now that the weather's finally gotten colder, I'm in the 11-15 range, maybe a little beyond.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:26 PM
Come on you Brits are stuffy in public.

I was referrin' to the help since they all hire each other including family: owners, cooks and other help. They're worse than Italian men with the touching,pinching and thinkin' they're all gods-gift-to-women lotharios.

I tend toward the English side, whereas my brothers tend toward my father's (Scot) side. They're anything but stuffy. I did notice that the staff came out and started clapping and yelling, however.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:28 PM
I know I wash my hands at least 25-30 times while I'm at work.

Where do you work?

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:28 PM
Where do you work?



In a resteraunt.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:28 PM
you, or your suddenly tight pants?

Both. Which only added to my discomfort.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:29 PM
In a resteraunt.

Thank you.

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:29 PM
Thank you.

No problem.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:31 PM
I tend toward the English side, whereas my brothers tend toward my father's (Scot) side. They're anything but stuffy. I did notice that the staff came out and started clapping and yelling, however.
I meant in Monty Pythons' Meaning of Life rendering in the with the polite couple eating dinner versus the rambunctios RC's across the street with all the kids. Is a stereotype....because I've partied with Brits and they can be a blast. But they weren't the upper classes either.

Oh well! The Greeks are also lively so I'm not surprised they clapped and yelled.

RedDread
01-17-2007, 09:34 PM
When I'm slumming at home probably 1-5 times/day but whenever I'm working or going out every time I go to the bathroom which usually ends up to be 11-15 at the end of the day.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:37 PM
I love my wife. I just went upstairs and told her about the results of this thread. She went over, grabbed a groovy handy wipe, lifted up her shirt and wiped both of her nipples. I guess I'm in for a fun evening.

Or she's completely lost her mind.

Either way, it should be fun.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:38 PM
I meant in Monty Pythons' Meaning of Life rendering in the with the polite couple eating dinner versus the rambunctios RC's across the street with all the kinds. Is a stereotype....because I've partied with Brits and they can be a blast. But they weren't the upper classes either.

Oh well! The Greeks are also lively so I'm not surprised they clapped and yelled.

Believe it or not, I've never seen that film. What's "RC?"

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:40 PM
I love my wife. I just went upstairs and told her about the results of this thread. She went over, grabbed a groovy handy wipe, lifted up her shirt and wiped both of her nipples. I guess I'm in for a fun evening.

Or she's completely lost her mind.

Either way, it should be fun.


All that means is that a restaurant worker has been touching them.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:41 PM
All that means is that a restaurant worker has been touching them.

Chipotle! I knew it!

CHENZ A!
01-17-2007, 09:41 PM
All that means is that a restaurant worker has been touching them.

LMAO

Frazod
01-17-2007, 09:42 PM
You should have made 0 an option, and made the poll public. That way we'd know who to avoid shaking hands with at BB gatherings. :spock:

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:43 PM
Believe it or not, I've never seen that film. What's "RC?"
First I corrected my spelling of "kinds" to "kids".....RC=Roman Catholic.

The couple was a English Protestant couple dining properly with manners and rationally discussing birth-control. But they were very restrained and stuffy...like they never had any fun or were uncomfortable with it. Funny movie! You ought to rent it if you're from England.

When you said you were uncomfortable with it...it made me think of that.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:44 PM
First I corrected my spelling of "kinds" to "kids".....RC=Roman Catholic.

The couple was a English Protestant couple dining properly with manners and rationally discussing birth-control. But they were very restrained and stuffy...like they never had any fun or were uncomfortable with it. Funny movie! You ought to rent it if you're from England.

When you said you were uncomfortable with it...it made me think of that.

Oh, those. Yes, we stoned those. We didn't know why, but the Anglican Church said to do it, so we did.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:46 PM
Oh, those. Yes, we stoned those. We didn't know why, but the Anglican Church said to do it, so we did.
That's cool....as one growing up.....I was in a sling-shot war with some Protestants growing up so it's makes us even.

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:48 PM
That's cool....as one growing up.....I was in a sling-shot war with some Protestants growing up so it's makes us even.

Well, that depends. Have restaurant workers touched your dark-brown nipples recently?

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:50 PM
No! I don't work in one anymore, but that never happened and I woulda quit.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 09:51 PM
Why were your wife's nipples dirty?

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:53 PM
No! I don't work in one anymore, but that never happened and I woulda quit.

Oh. I love nipples. Always have. But, I'm selective, I suppose. I once broke up with a girl because of her nipples. I'm ashamed to say that, but it's true.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:54 PM
Why were your wife's nipples dirty?
Mudwrestling. :p

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:54 PM
Why were your wife's nipples dirty?

She's Italian.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:55 PM
She's Italian.
Oh my! You're gonna meeta da' family for sayin' thatta one! :cuss:

Donger
01-17-2007, 09:57 PM
Oh my! You're gonna meeta da' family for sayin' that onea! :cuss:

You mean Alphonso and Angelina? Putty, my dear. Putty.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:59 PM
You mean Alphonso and Angelina? Putty, my dear. Putty.
No my brother Joey and my Uncle Tony! :p

Donger
01-17-2007, 10:00 PM
No my brother Joey and my Uncle Tony! :p

Meh. Italians of either gender are easy.

sedated
01-17-2007, 10:02 PM
I once broke up with a girl because of her nipples.

you foreigners never seize to amaze me

Donger
01-17-2007, 10:08 PM
you foreigners never seize to amaze me

That's because we're all criminals.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 10:25 PM
Meh. Italians of either gender are easy.
My grandad wasn't easy. Full blood Sicilian. He fought Benny Leonard and the winner got to fight for the Lightweight Championship of the World. He lost so Benny got the fight and kept the belt for several years. I'm thinking about putting grandad's story on here but I'm not sure anyone cares.

boogblaster
01-17-2007, 10:37 PM
Washie hands many many times day..but just had finger up girlfriend..if you put nose up to monitor you can cyber and sniff ....

Bill Parcells
01-17-2007, 10:52 PM
Including bathing (showering/bath)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid hand sanitizer.

Thanks.
Why?

Donger
01-17-2007, 11:12 PM
My grandad wasn't easy. Full blood Sicilian. He fought Benny Leonard and the winner got to fight for the Lightweight Championship of the World. He lost so Benny got the fight and kept the belt for several years. I'm thinking about putting grandad's story on here but I'm not sure anyone cares.

Italian men are bleeders. All talk. Not surprising, considering.

Donger
01-17-2007, 11:14 PM
Why?

Why what?

Bill Parcells
01-17-2007, 11:17 PM
Why what?
Why do you want to know how many times the posters on ChiefsPlanet wash their hands everyday?

greg63
01-17-2007, 11:25 PM
Why do you want to know how many times the posters on ChiefsPlanet wash their hands everyday?

He fears that he might be obsessive compulsive and he's trying to gain some perspective??? :shrug:

Donger
01-17-2007, 11:27 PM
Why do you want to know how many times the posters on ChiefsPlanet wash their hands everyday?

I'm a curious person. I ask many questions.

greg63
01-17-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm a curious person. I ask many questions.

I liked my explanation better. :D

Bill Parcells
01-18-2007, 12:27 AM
I'm a curious person. I ask many questions.
Thats the best way to learn..nothing wrong with that..

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 06:18 AM
Washie hands many many times day..but just had finger up girlfriend..if you put nose up to monitor you can cyber and sniff ....

should we just guess exactly where the finger was...never mind don't want to know!

cdcox
01-18-2007, 06:31 AM
Probably on the upper end of the 6-10 range, unless I'm cooking a big meal, in which case add another 5 to 10 times.

chagrin
01-18-2007, 06:36 AM
Depends on how many people I kill.


Get off my wave dude!

StcChief
01-18-2007, 08:33 AM
Obviously not enough, I still got a cold. :banghead:

CHENZ A!
01-18-2007, 06:02 PM
There was an article in the Star today about hand washing. :hmmm:

Donger
01-18-2007, 06:19 PM
There was an article in the Star today about hand washing. :hmmm:

You don't say.

Calcountry
01-18-2007, 06:36 PM
Including bathing (showering/bath)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid hand sanitizer.

Thanks.It all depends on whether or not I washed my legs.

Calcountry
01-18-2007, 06:37 PM
Geesh, at this rate, how long before Donger starts a thread that asks, "Do you wash your Donger?"

bogie
01-18-2007, 06:58 PM
I'm in the 11-15 range. I thought I was obsessive until this thread.

Donger
01-18-2007, 07:03 PM
Geesh, at this rate, how long before Donger starts a thread that asks, "Do you wash your Donger?"

I just rub some dirt on mine.

Ugly Duck
01-18-2007, 07:36 PM
Well over 20. I work in a hospital.

ChiefaRoo
01-18-2007, 08:18 PM
Does washing your hands in the blood of a virgin goat count?


Stop it HJ your going to make skip horny.

Bearcat
01-18-2007, 08:34 PM
A guy that lived across from me in college was insanely anal (er, maybe that's not the right word to use at the moment) about washing his hands, and would turn off the faucet with a paper towel after washing his hands in the bathroom, and then take a second paper towel and use that to open the door so he could leave.

He was kind of defensive about it, too (probably from the weird looks he got)... told me one day he hasn't been sick in 5 years... and I thought, huh, me neither. Didn't want to ruin a good thing for him though. :shrug:

Skip Towne
01-18-2007, 08:46 PM
Stop it HJ your going to make skip horny.
Shut up you imbecile. The best part of you went running down your mother's leg.

BucEyedPea
01-18-2007, 09:46 PM
Well, well, Skip is Sicilian. So am I.