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Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Not necessarily an evil twin or anything. Just an identical one.

Advantages:

1. Built-in pal of the same age throughout life.
2. You can see how clothing looks on you without a mirror.
3. You can score with each others' wives on moonless nights.
4. Easy to confuse authority figures seeking to blame you for offenses ranging from truancy to murder.
5. Easy to build your own nature vs. nurture experiments.
6. Possible secret language.

Disadvantages:

1. Generally creepy to know that there's another one of you running around.
2. 1/3 of time - called by right name, 1/3 of time - called by wrong name, 1/3 of time - called "the twins".
3. Probably get shafted on birthdays.
4. Possibly harder to get top secret clearances.
5. Possible frameups for murder if twin is indeed evil.
6. Probable splitting of the vote for "Most likely to succeed", "Best looking", "Most studious", etc., in high school.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 08:49 PM
I killed mine in the womb.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:50 PM
I killed mine in the womb.

Good thinking.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 08:52 PM
Good thinking.
Technically would that be an abortion?

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 08:54 PM
Technically would that be an abortion?

Yes. If the anti-abortionists had caught you, they would have killed you in the womb.

CHENZ A!
01-17-2007, 08:54 PM
No, but I would like to have a robot that looked and acted like me(maybe not exactly like me, that could be bad in some situations), that I could have stand in on things that I don't feel like doing.

88TG88
01-17-2007, 08:54 PM
i would. i think if i had an identical twin i could kick his ass. this would work ot great. nothing could possibly go wrong

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 08:57 PM
i would. i think if i had an identical twin i could kick his ass. this would work ot great. nothing could possibly go wrong
I killed your twin in the womb, too.

Skip Towne
01-17-2007, 08:58 PM
I killed mine in the womb.
I see he inflicted brain damage on you.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:10 PM
I see he inflicted brain damage on you.
Who?

88TG88
01-17-2007, 09:12 PM
I killed your twin in the womb, too.
you babykiller :mad:

Darkwolfe
01-17-2007, 09:15 PM
You don't want two of me around. No-one would know there were two of me. One would always be somewhere obvious to set up the alibi while the other carried out our nefarious plans.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:15 PM
you babykiller :mad:
Fetus killer, maybe, but I prefer "abortion specialist".

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:18 PM
Wow, this thread started out about the pros and cons of having a twin. But now, it's just about baby murder and various abortion techniques.

How cool.

FAX

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:19 PM
Its not all its cracked up to be.

Darkwolfe
01-17-2007, 09:22 PM
Its not all its cracked up to be.

It's just cracked.

88TG88
01-17-2007, 09:25 PM
dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:26 PM
As stated earlier in the thread...the sibling rivalry would be murderous in such a small space.

http://www.heavymetal.dk/images/gallery/176.jpg

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:26 PM
dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well


Ummmm, I have a twin

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:30 PM
dam i was hoping somebody on here had a real twin so we could all ask them awkward questions. o well
I dated a twin once. What a pain in the ass.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:32 PM
Wow, this thread started out about the pros and cons of having a twin. But now, it's just about baby murder and various abortion techniques.

How cool.

FAX


If I only had a dollar for every time I read a post like this.

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:33 PM
I have non-identical twins in my family, boy and girl.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:34 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin


When you walk through doorways, do you ever collide with your twin because you both thought it was a mirror?

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:34 PM
I have non-identical twins in my family, boy and girl.
They were triplets, but I killed one of them.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:34 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin

Do you ever accidentally get mixed up and call him by your name?

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
They were triplets, but I killed one of them.
Ah...see post #18.

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin

Ever try to kill him?

FAX

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
When you walk through doorways, do you ever collide with your twin because you both thought it was a mirror?
Wouldn't they have been expecting to walk into a mirror anyway?

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
I'd kill the bastard who confused me with a mirror.

FAX

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
Ever try to kill him?

FAX


many times

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:35 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin

When you see your twin in a doorway, do you ever pretend like you're his reflection just to confuse him? And if so, how long can you pull it off before he figures it out?

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Do you ever accidentally get mixed up and call him by your name?


no

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Ever try to kill him?

FAX
I did. It was my first, and last, botched mission.

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:36 PM
When you see your twin in a doorway, do you ever pretend like you're his reflection just to confuse him? And if so, how long can you pull it off before he figures it out?


LMAO

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Wouldn't they have been expecting to walk into a mirror anyway?

We're talking about SPchief here.

FAX
01-17-2007, 09:36 PM
no

I'd kill him then.

FAX

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:37 PM
We're talking about SPchief here.
Oh yeah.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:38 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin

Has his wife ever accidentally come up to you, rubbed your crotch, and invited you to ravage her like the Nazis in Warsaw? And if so, was she good?

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:39 PM
Has his wife ever accidentally come up to you, rubbed your crotch, and invited you to ravage her like the Nazis in Warsaw? And if so, was she good?



I choose not to answer that question as to not incriminate myself.

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:39 PM
I choose not to answer that question as to not incriminate myself.
His wife is that ugly, huh?

Simplex3
01-17-2007, 09:40 PM
His wife is that ugly, huh?
Damn, he's probably wishing I *had* killed him.

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:45 PM
Ummmm, I have a twin

Did you and your twin ever go out wearing a red outfit and a green outfit so you could identify color-blind people?

SPchief
01-17-2007, 09:46 PM
Did you and your twin ever go out wearing a red outfit and a green outfit so you could identify color-blind people?


Close, they were red and blue

BucEyedPea
01-17-2007, 09:48 PM
... like the Nazis in Warsaw?

Nazi's were lover boys...or were they sadistic?

Rain Man
01-17-2007, 09:49 PM
Nazi's were love rboys...or were they sadistic?

I was going to say the Japanese in Nanking, but I thought that would be tacky.

FAX
01-17-2007, 10:05 PM
This doesn't have anything to do with abortion, but according to Gillian Anderson, some folklore suggests that doppelgangers are real, Mr. Rain Man.

They are like an identical twin, but if you're a good person, your doppelganger will be evil and vice versa.

Not only that, but when you see your doppelganger, both you and your doppelganger die. So, in that respect, they're a lot like doppelgangbangers.

FAX

Extra Point
01-17-2007, 10:10 PM
If they are doppelpoontangers, they would die if they did it with the eversoslender Mary Kate Ashley, cause there's not enough to go round.

FAX
01-17-2007, 10:13 PM
Good additional point, Mr. Extra Point.

Of course, the ones to really look out for are the doppelwangfangers. Those buggers bite and they go right for the swinger.

FAX

Extra Point
01-17-2007, 10:31 PM
Oh. So no dopplewangdangdoodleallnightlong.

greg63
01-17-2007, 10:35 PM
I killed mine in the womb.

No you didn't; you only threatened to kill me. :p :D

boogblaster
01-17-2007, 10:45 PM
My grandpa fed my twin to the gators..

Rain Man
01-18-2007, 09:05 AM
This doesn't have anything to do with abortion, but according to Gillian Anderson, some folklore suggests that doppelgangers are real, Mr. Rain Man.

They are like an identical twin, but if you're a good person, your doppelganger will be evil and vice versa.

Not only that, but when you see your doppelganger, both you and your doppelganger die. So, in that respect, they're a lot like doppelgangbangers.

FAX


For some reason, it kind of annoys me to know that my psycho ex-boss's doppleganger is caring for lepers in Calcutta while curing cancer and global warming.

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 09:10 AM
I've met a few twins where I would like to have both of them...at the same time of course...before I was married of course.

Redrum_69
01-18-2007, 09:17 AM
Can you imagine multiple Redrum-69's??


Boogblasters mom would never get off her back

not that she does already

big nasty kcnut
01-18-2007, 11:20 PM
I would of liked a twin cause just to see how perfect he would be compare to me.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 11:31 PM
I don't think the world could handle two of me.

FAX
01-18-2007, 11:33 PM
I don't think the world could handle two of me.

Maybe not, but two of you would make a Wholecan.

FAX

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 11:36 PM
Maybe not, but two of you would make a Wholecan.

FAX

ROFL true unless my twin was a tard than it would be 3/4 can.

Logical
01-18-2007, 11:49 PM
ROFL true unless my twin was a tard than it would be 3/4 can.

Wouldn't he have to be a tard to be your twin?

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 02:11 AM
I always wanted someone to take the blame.................