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recxjake
01-17-2007, 10:13 PM
Falcons | Vick reportedly found at airport with unknown substance
Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:05:18 -0800

NBC6.net reports Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick was found Wednesday, Jan. 17, at Miami International Airport reportedly carrying a water bottle with a hidden compartment, according to TSA Operations Center Officials. Vick was going through a screening point to board an AirTran flight when officials said he was reluctant to give up his bottle of water. Airport officials said the bottle's label concealed a seam, which separated the top and bottom of the bottle. Both ends were sealed by clear partitions and what appeared to be a silicone sealant. The concealed compartment contained a small amount of a dark particulate and officials described a pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana. Officials said the lower half of the bottle was almost completely full of a clear liquid and the top half contained a small amount of the same clear liquid. When held upright, the bottle appeared to be half full of water, according to TSA officials. Vick has not been arrested and the substance found inside the bottle is being analyzed at a Miami-Dade Police Department lab.

Bill Parcells
01-17-2007, 10:14 PM
ROFL

Vick's dumbassery knows no bounds

Count Zarth
01-17-2007, 10:14 PM
I'm constantly amazed by how stupid professional athletes can be.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-17-2007, 10:15 PM
Jesus Christ, just buy some when you are at your destination.

What an absolute f*cking moron.

Buck
01-17-2007, 10:15 PM
He must be taking advice from his brother Marcus, or Onterio Smith (see Whizzinator)

OnTheWarpath58
01-17-2007, 10:16 PM
He'll either:

Pull a Merriman and blame it on the water bottler.

or

Tell the authorities that Marcus gave him the water.......

chefsos
01-17-2007, 10:20 PM
You just can't buy entertainment like this.

FringeNC
01-17-2007, 10:22 PM
Petrino has his hands full with that guy...

How many coaches will Vick get fired before the blame is shifted to him?

Coach
01-17-2007, 10:23 PM
And the Falcon fans wonder why Vick can't read nor think.

AZORChiefFan
01-17-2007, 10:37 PM
Black Jesus failed in his attempt to turn pot into water. So he could then change it back after landing. He's no Jack Bauer.

boogblaster
01-17-2007, 10:40 PM
Maybe that why he runs in circles..which way coach....

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-17-2007, 10:41 PM
I wonder what his trade value is right now...how much would Davis give up for him? A 2nd rounder, if that? I can't think of anyone who personifies the Raiders more than Vick.

FringeNC
01-17-2007, 10:42 PM
I wonder what his trade value is right now...how much would Davis give up for him? A 2nd rounder, if that? I can't think of anyone who personifies the Raiders more than Vick.

Fans in Atlanta still thinks he walks on water.

Extra Point
01-17-2007, 10:44 PM
Stashin' the hash... The glass is half full, but the head's empty. Ron Mexico is a disease that needs to be cured in our lifetime.

noa
01-17-2007, 10:51 PM
Ron Mexico just can't help himself. He should know that airports have restricted liquids after that terrorist threat. He should have just shampooed it.

Anyong Bluth
01-17-2007, 11:04 PM
Looks like someones gonna end up on the "No Fly List"

Cochise
01-17-2007, 11:15 PM
Dude made what, 5-10 million last year, and he's flying Air Tran?

Demonpenz
01-17-2007, 11:22 PM
he probably tried to throw it away right before the checked him but missed the trashcan by 10 yards

Eric
01-17-2007, 11:29 PM
There might be contract loophole which allows Atlanta to cut his worthless *** and not pay that contract.

HMc
01-17-2007, 11:38 PM
i thought this was going to be one of those goal line gags

Baconeater
01-17-2007, 11:41 PM
Gawd, what a ****ing dumbass. :shake: It's not that hard to get on an airplane with weed.

Sure-Oz
01-17-2007, 11:42 PM
Did he really need to bring his weed that damn bad?!? ****ing dumbass

wutamess
01-18-2007, 12:03 AM
Perfect opportunity to start Schaub for ATL.
It's obvious the Vick is and has been vastly overrated.

ATL has it's own version of Brees and too stupid to use him over the idget.

Sure-Oz
01-18-2007, 12:05 AM
technically this is weaksauce compared to his gat weilding brother

Buck
01-18-2007, 12:06 AM
Michael Vick is the highest paid player and the NFL and he is messin around with cheap drugs like weed? Man he really has some explaining to do.

Buck
01-18-2007, 12:19 AM
http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/16485/271757301110.jpg

Thats the bottle used.

Chiefs Pantalones
01-18-2007, 12:20 AM
I hate Vick. Not only is he a terrible QB, but a thug as well.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 12:42 AM
Ron Mexico 007

ThunderBud.

FDS
01-18-2007, 12:53 AM
That explains alot. He uses a plastic bottle for a bong. Did he have a box cutter shoved up his ass also?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Smed1065
01-18-2007, 01:10 AM
Fans in Atlanta still thinks he walks on water.

I live in Atlanta and the only reason they "love' him is because they all know they are stuck with him because of cost.

I just got back from Indy (yes that damn game) and know you can not take drinks thru security. When you get to the airport here, you see Gatorade and all drinks laying around the screening area.

I think this just proves that most athletes have always been king due to getting a college degree and do whatever they want because they are special. It must be their ego. (I would probably be the same way under the circumstances but I am OCD at least)

I had three people in front of me bitch and leave their liquids on the ground or area.

I guess he could not afford to replace the pot he had? Makes no sense when you have contacts that are your brother!

Maybe it was good sh-t?

:)

Smed1065
01-18-2007, 01:15 AM
http://www.miami.com/images/miami/miamiherald/16485/271757301110.jpg

Thats the bottle used.

Telling on yourself? LOL

I must be getting old, mine use to be the soda can with a screw off top..............


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/smed1065/stash_cans_pepsi.jpg

Fish
01-18-2007, 01:19 AM
That explains alot. He uses a plastic bottle for a bong. Did he have a box cutter shoved up his ass also?

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Wow... is this guy really this dumb? I guess this is my first experience with the FirstDownSyndromSamie.....

el borracho
01-18-2007, 01:32 AM
Vick certainly plays the part of an idiot. I wonder what he would do for a living if he couldn't run fast and sometimes throw a football.

KChiefer
01-18-2007, 01:51 AM
Hashish? Damn that's classy! So classy that you can't just find it anywhere so you have carry it on the plane. :clap:

Kerberos
01-18-2007, 04:54 AM
Telling on yourself? LOL

I must be getting old, mine use to be the soda can with a screw off top..............


http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/smed1065/stash_cans_pepsi.jpg


In my BEST SNL Rob Schneider voice:

"You Put Your WEED In There"

ROFL LMAO

.

Fairplay
01-18-2007, 05:00 AM
The bottle isn't his. He was holding it for a friend. Hes innocent.

Smed1065
01-18-2007, 05:08 AM
In my BEST SNL Rob Schneider voice:

"You Put Your WEED In There"

ROFL LMAO

.

And put it in the fridge. Some people tried to drink it as well!

:)

Over-Head
01-18-2007, 05:34 AM
What is it with these guys?
You get payed a gazillion dollars to stay clean for what 20 weeks? During the season
Sneak a puff now and then off season and flush every once and a while (providing your NOT cronic) and youd probably get away with it.

Hell my wife hasnt had caffeine, OR alcohol in 9 months (shes 4 days over due btw) and didnt get nearly the signing bonus he did

And you would think someone with his wealth could find a dealer in any city.:rolleyes:
Sheesh!
Talented yes!
Intelligent NO
....hell he might as well be a Raider for being that fuggen stunned.

HMc
01-18-2007, 05:53 AM
Atchison times reports Marcus Vick in line for Raiders HC position.

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 05:57 AM
I double-dog-dare you to get through airport security carrying weed in your hand!

chagrin
01-18-2007, 06:00 AM
Is that hash, sounds like it

Inspector
01-18-2007, 06:04 AM
Whew. Once again our laws protect us from people like Vick who clearly would be a threat to society if he uses that stuff.

Makes me feel safer.

This is a great country.

the Talking Can
01-18-2007, 06:30 AM
how ****ing stupid can a man be?

make your "crew" carry your weed, or buy it for you, or mail it, etc....jesus

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 06:41 AM
I Triple-Dog-Dare you!

HMc
01-18-2007, 06:44 AM
UPDATE Marcus Vick moves to front of line for Raiders HC position after the guy from the bus shelter was told the interview was BYO

ROYC75
01-18-2007, 07:09 AM
Forrest said it best ......... Vick didn't listen.

ct
01-18-2007, 07:34 AM
he probably tried to throw it away right before the checked him but missed the trashcan by 10 yards

:clap:

Bowser
01-18-2007, 08:15 AM
He grabbed it out of Mark Sweeney's locker by mistake.

Cochise
01-18-2007, 08:41 AM
"If I'm winning games, don't criticize me."

Cave Johnson
01-18-2007, 09:24 AM
In honor of Ron Mexico's continued dumbassery, I shall change my avatar. I was holding it out for the right moment.

Ironic, Rexjake posts about someone else's retarded behavior.

Easy 6
01-18-2007, 09:25 AM
What i cant figure out is why i have been switching between Cold Pizza & Sportscenter for over an hour this morning & have heard nary a mention of this. Not that i find it hard to believe, just strange that its getting no pub, you'd think this would be story #1.

Iowanian
01-18-2007, 09:48 AM
He should have just told them it was his Herpes ointment....I mean Herbal ointment.

htismaqe
01-18-2007, 09:50 AM
I don't know which is worse...trying to smuggle a home-made water bong into an airport.

Or being a multi-millionaire athlete smoking out of water bottle.

Wonder if he's got a straight pin and a pop can?

Chiefnj
01-18-2007, 09:51 AM
Why wasn't he arrested at the scene?

FringeNC
01-18-2007, 09:55 AM
Why wasn't he arrested at the scene?

They didn't recover the bottle until later -- that's all I can think of.

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 09:55 AM
Why arrest him? It could be anything, grass clippings, pot, and bomb making materials or even WMDs. Better to let him go until they are sure!

FringeNC
01-18-2007, 09:57 AM
Why arrest him? It could be anything, grass clippings, pot, and bomb making materials or even WMDs. Better to let him go until they are sure!

Aren't people arrested on suspicion charges all the time?

Chiefs_Fan
01-18-2007, 09:59 AM
Aren't people arrested on suspicion charges all the time?

The only reason I can think of is he's Michael Vick.

FringeNC
01-18-2007, 10:28 AM
I could care less if someone used pot. IF NE found out that Brady got high all the time, who really cares....but with Michael Vick, you have a guy whose head is keeping him from being an effective QB. Isn't possible that Vick is a habitual user and isn't it possible that his drug use contributes to his poor decision-making on the field?

Wile_E_Coyote
01-18-2007, 10:31 AM
Herpes glaucoma

Chief Faithful
01-18-2007, 10:51 AM
Fans in Atlanta still thinks he walks on water.

Not this fan. Vick without a doubt is the single biggest problem with the team.

Baconeater
01-18-2007, 10:55 AM
I don't know which is worse...trying to smuggle a home-made water bong into an airport.

Or being a multi-millionaire athlete smoking out of water bottle.

Wonder if he's got a straight pin and a pop can?
I'm not entirely sure it was a bong. If it's what BuckinKaeding posted a picture of it's probably just container designed to conceal the weed.

bkkcoh
01-18-2007, 11:13 AM
Fans in Atlanta still thinks he walks on water.

Afroman


Because I Got High Lyrics



I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why

chagrin
01-18-2007, 11:17 AM
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FringeNC
01-18-2007, 03:37 PM
Rotoworld:

Falcons brass, including coach Bobby Petrino, met with Michael Vick Thursday to let him know of their displeasure after his recent airport incident.

Heck of a way to meet your new coach.

Falcons GM Rich McKay said the tone of the meeting was "stressful" and there wasn't much back-and-forth. It's interesting Vick also met with some coaches Wednesday, but didn't mention the incident. "It's something we should deal with and we will deal with," McKay said. Jan. 18 - 4:52 pm et

the Talking Can
01-18-2007, 03:39 PM
if the Falcons were smart they'd use Ron Mexico's latest transgression as an excuse to bench/cut him and play Schaub....but they're not...

htismaqe
01-18-2007, 03:43 PM
I'm not entirely sure it was a bong. If it's what BuckinKaeding posted a picture of it's probably just container designed to conceal the weed.

What BK posted was a picture of a "hide-away". They used to make screwtop pop cans as well.

It's pretty clear to me from the description in the original post that it wasn't a hideaway. The "dark particulate" was resin, the black residue left behind when you burn marijuana.

TinyEvel
01-18-2007, 03:45 PM
What a dumb friggin way to try to sneak it through A BOTTLE OF LIQUID? WTF?

I guess his fake gun with a hidden compartment was unavailable?

FringeNC
01-18-2007, 03:51 PM
if the Falcons were smart they'd use Ron Mexico's latest transgression as an excuse to bench/cut him and play Schaub....but they're not...

Don't have a link, but Chris Mortensen said Petrino has the green light from the owner to bench him if he struggles with the new offense, and that was before this new incident. Problem is, many fans in Atlanta would rather lose with Vick than win with Schaub.

Baconeater
01-18-2007, 03:54 PM
What BK posted was a picture of a "hide-away". They used to make screwtop pop cans as well.

It's pretty clear to me from the description in the original post that it wasn't a hideaway. The "dark particulate" was resin, the black residue left behind when you burn marijuana.
Could've been hashish as well. Also, the water was described as "clear", which bong water isn't if it's been used. That pic is linked to the Miami Herald so I assumed it was of the actual bottle in question. Maybe it's not.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 08:20 PM
Afroman


Because I Got High Lyrics



I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why

Wow that is real Poetry. :shake: