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Eric
01-18-2007, 01:06 PM
I don't watch that show but was flipping channels and caught it.

The guy looked strange and was very stupid or retarded.

Funny. Don't have the video though

Redrum_69
01-18-2007, 01:08 PM
Your mom should have been the postergirl for the "Fingerbanging can get you pregnant" campaign...

Eric
01-18-2007, 01:11 PM
HEHEHEHE.

Too funny!

wutamess
01-18-2007, 01:14 PM
That shit was funny as hell.
Simon actually told him he had big ass eyes and looked like a "bush baby".

Even Paula fell out of her chair and had to sit on the floor behind her seat while Simon was blasting the guy. So far he was this years William Hung.

pak1983
01-18-2007, 01:16 PM
that show is scripted, complete filth!

Eric
01-18-2007, 01:16 PM
Can't find the video.

listopencil
01-18-2007, 01:17 PM
Wel, the guy did look a lot like a monkey.

ferrarispider95
01-18-2007, 01:20 PM
i think he looked more like a lemur, isn't lemurs that have the huge eyes?

His fat buddy could sing a little better than he could.

Where is the fug do they find these people, if you want to bring the people from the woodwork host an american idol convention. It look like a fuggin carney convention.

listopencil
01-18-2007, 01:20 PM
http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/photos/uncategorized/bushbaby_idol.jpg




This is actually a pretty flattering pic of the contestant. He's uglier from the front.

Fish
01-18-2007, 01:20 PM
If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...

listopencil
01-18-2007, 01:22 PM
If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...


I'd shake his hand and tell him, "Good job."

Baby Lee
01-18-2007, 01:22 PM
http://www.realitytvmagazine.com/photos/uncategorized/bushbaby_idol.jpg




This is actually a pretty flattering pic of the contestant. He's uglier from the front.
http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/PeterLorre.jpg

ferrarispider95
01-18-2007, 01:23 PM
If I ever met Simon in person.... I'd cut him.. deep...

I never have watched the show in my life, but I caught it just as he was lamblasting someone and couldn't help to be amused.

Redrum_69
01-18-2007, 01:23 PM
that show is scripted, complete filth!


Your mom is like American Idol....viewed by millions she comes once a week, she'll take on professionals and amateurs, and even if you suck she'll make you a star over night.

listopencil
01-18-2007, 01:27 PM
http://www.filmbuffonline.com/images/PeterLorre.jpg

Here's a clip of the contestant's post show interview, directed at Simon:


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Baby Lee
01-18-2007, 01:28 PM
Couldn't place where I'd heard that annoying tenor to Darwin/Misha Chokesondik's voice.
Then it hit me, she's the female Tony Radliff.

bogie
01-18-2007, 01:29 PM
that show is scripted, complete filth!

If someone voluntarily signs their name to a contract, how can that be considered predatory?

If you can only get credit at 2000% interest you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all.

These people think reality TV is reality.

BIG_DADDY
01-18-2007, 01:31 PM
Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

listopencil
01-18-2007, 01:33 PM
If someone voluntarily signs their name to a contract, how can that be considered predatory?

If you can only get credit at 2000% interest you probably shouldn't be borrowing money at all.

These people think reality TV is reality.


But what is more valuable? A DE or a DT? I think we need a DT but I've heard that they take longer to devlop. Also, other teams are looking for D-Line help. Including you guys. We have the picks to move up to #12 overall (trade with Buffalo) and I'd like to do that to take a blue chip DT and hope for an immediate impact.

bogie
01-18-2007, 01:52 PM
But what is more valuable? A DE or a DT? I think we need a DT but I've heard that they take longer to devlop. Also, other teams are looking for D-Line help. Including you guys. We have the picks to move up to #12 overall (trade with Buffalo) and I'd like to do that to take a blue chip DT and hope for an immediate impact.

I think we should concentrate on the O-line. If we can protect our QB we can win more games.

Pitt Gorilla
01-18-2007, 02:23 PM
Do people still watch this show?

ChiefsCountry
01-18-2007, 02:32 PM
Do people still watch this show?

Highest rated show on tv.

siberian khatru
01-18-2007, 02:35 PM
Simon can forget about running for the Senate in Virginia.

BigRedChief
01-18-2007, 02:41 PM
Clerks2:
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Since when did "porch monkey" suddenly become a racial slur?
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): When ignorant racists started saying it a hundred years ago.
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh bullshit. My grandmother used to call me a 'Porch monkey' all the time when I was a kid because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Despite the fact that your grandmother might've used it as a term of endearment for you, it's still a racial slur. It'd be like your grandmother calling you a little kike.
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): No it is not. Plus my grandmother had nothing but the upmost respect for the Jewish community. When I was a kid, she'd always tell me to treat the Jewish kids well or they'd put the sheeny curse on me.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): WHAT THE ****, MAN?
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): What?
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Sheeny is a racial slur, too!
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): No it is not.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): Yes, it is!
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Well, she never called any Jews "sheeny," she just used to say "sheeny curse" a lot. It was cute.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): It wasn't cute! It was racist!
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): I disagree, man, she was just an oldtimer. That's the way people talked back then. Didn't mean they were racist... But my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle once as a "****** knife."
[Dante stares in horror]
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): You know, come to think of it, my grandmother *was* kind of a racist.
Dante Hicks (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0641168/): YOU THINK?

<HR width="30%"> [a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"]
Fireman (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1446725/): What the ****?
[the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt]
Officer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0724656/): [shouting] PORCH MONKEY?
Randal Graves (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0026879/): Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.

DT4everaChief
01-18-2007, 03:26 PM
Funny. Don't have the video though[/QUOTE]
The guy looked strange and was very stupid or retarded.

The guy Simon was referring to looked like Maliki from the children of the corn movie.

Jilly
01-18-2007, 03:28 PM
That shit was funny as hell.
Simon actually told him he had big ass eyes and looked like a "bush baby".

Even Paula fell out of her chair and had to sit on the floor behind her seat while Simon was blasting the guy. So far he was this years William Hung.

Paula would fall out of anything, what's wrong with her this season? She seems completely drugged.

Coach
01-18-2007, 03:35 PM
His friend wasn't no good either.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/7d/cd/76347.jpg

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

BIG_DADDY
01-18-2007, 03:38 PM
Boy that Simon really knows how to party.

I wish I had the rest of these pictures. This is the only one I saved. One thing is for sure, Simon prefers the young tenderoni's.

Baby Lee
01-18-2007, 03:39 PM
His friend wasn't no good either.

http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/photo_viewer/7d/cd/76347.jpg

I was laughing hard and before he came on the stage, I was typing out:

"We want Chubby!" *clap, clap, clap clap clap*
The love child of Bruce Valanch and Ralphie Wiggum.

Thig Lyfe
01-18-2007, 03:48 PM
You know, we have an official thread for this.

KC Kings
01-18-2007, 03:49 PM
It is all a scam. I know one person that tried out 2 years ago, and sort of know a guy that tried out this year. His name is Luke, and he was one of the thousands of people try out before generic judges in Memphis back in October. The generic judges pick out 40 contestants and have them come back later to audition in front of Paula, Randy and Simon. That is why the people that suck get so upset when they lose. They think that they actually have a shot and that they made it through the first round because of their singing skills.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 03:54 PM
I don't see what the big deal about that show is.

FAX
01-18-2007, 03:59 PM
I don't see what the big deal about that show is.

I don't either, Mr. Halfcan. I watched for the first time the other night and, frankly, it was kind of embarrassing.

It's like the gong show with a bigger prize.

FAX

wutamess
01-18-2007, 04:01 PM
It is all a scam. I know one person that tried out 2 years ago, and sort of know a guy that tried out this year. His name is Luke, and he was one of the thousands of people try out before generic judges in Memphis back in October. The generic judges pick out 40 contestants and have them come back later to audition in front of Paula, Randy and Simon. That is why the people that suck get so upset when they lose. They think that they actually have a shot and that they made it through the first round because of their singing skills.


You always knowing someone that's trying out for something.
Sister - Chiefs Cheerleaders tryouts.
Friend - American Idol tryouts.

What else is there (I'm sure there's more)?

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 04:01 PM
LOL yep and worse judges.

BIG_DADDY
01-18-2007, 04:02 PM
I don't see what the big deal about that show is.

That's why you're not Simon making millions and banging 12 year old Thai girls.

Baby Lee
01-18-2007, 04:11 PM
I don't see what the big deal about that show is.
It's the best of what reality TV brings, you don't know what's gonna happen next.
Though last night was no testiment, there have been in the past instances of one or two of those 'freaks' straight bringing it, such as Gay Achin. A mousy little guy, who crooned like a mofo.
Like they said about Howard, his fans listen an average of xx hours, the reason? they want to know what he's gonna say next. His haters listen an average of xx+y hours, the reason? they want to know what he's gonna say next.

Pitt Gorilla
01-18-2007, 04:16 PM
I don't see what the big deal about that show is.I think it plays well in the "other team" demographic.

FAX
01-18-2007, 04:20 PM
I think "Circus Of The Morons" would make a good reality tv show.

Pretty inexpensive to produce, too. Just a bunch of clumsy idiots doing tricks like the high wire, trapeze, and flaming sword swallowing.

FAX

Baby Lee
01-18-2007, 04:22 PM
flaming sword swallowing.
:thailor: - because adjective ambiguity is teh fuhnah!!

Logical
01-18-2007, 04:36 PM
It is all a scam. I know one person that tried out 2 years ago, and sort of know a guy that tried out this year. His name is Luke, and he was one of the thousands of people try out before generic judges in Memphis back in October. The generic judges pick out 40 contestants and have them come back later to audition in front of Paula, Randy and Simon. That is why the people that suck get so upset when they lose. They think that they actually have a shot and that they made it through the first round because of their singing skills.

How do you sort of know somebody?ROFL

listopencil
01-18-2007, 04:39 PM
That is why the people that suck get so upset when they lose. They think that they actually have a shot and that they made it through the first round because of their singing skills.



That's not a scam. That's entertainment.

bogie
01-18-2007, 04:53 PM
On the Carol Burnett show, they used to have moments where they would break the 4th wall with scripted laughing from the cast during their skits. It's wrong I tell ya.

ChiefsOne
01-18-2007, 05:00 PM
The bushmonkey and his fat friend looked like they just got off the shortbus.

DJay23
01-18-2007, 07:58 PM
The thing I never got was Paula Abdul is up there as some sort of expert on singing talent when she was a HORRIBLE singer.

old_geezer
01-18-2007, 08:29 PM
I think "Circus Of The Morons" would make a good reality tv show.

Pretty inexpensive to produce, too. Just a bunch of clumsy idiots doing tricks like the high wire, trapeze, and flaming sword swallowing.

FAX


Sorry, Circus of Morons is already active on the internet.................I think it goes by the name "ChiefsPlanet."

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-18-2007, 08:47 PM
I can't force myself to watch that show. It's a modern day sideshow mixed with the Colisseum.

KChiefs1
01-18-2007, 11:11 PM
the funniest "singer" was Big Red. I've never heard Bohemian Rhapsody quite like that...

Psyko Tek
01-19-2007, 08:18 AM
How do you sort of know somebody?ROFL

plausible deniability

boogblaster
01-19-2007, 08:48 AM
Over-rated too the max..but Simon should be bitch-slapped hourly....