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FAX
01-18-2007, 11:31 PM
Including footballs, bowling balls, baseballs (jammed in ass)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid ball sanitizer.

Thanks.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 11:32 PM
interesting thread

FAX
01-18-2007, 11:34 PM
interesting thread

Thank you very much, Mr. Halfcan.

FAX

Halfcan
01-18-2007, 11:40 PM
Sorry can't post now, I need to go wash my balls.

luv
01-18-2007, 11:44 PM
I don't have any.

FAX
01-18-2007, 11:46 PM
I don't have any.

I wouldn't recommend voting then, Ms. luv. It will skew the metrics.

FAX

RedDread
01-18-2007, 11:46 PM
I don't have any.

should be an option for you and GC...

Baconeater
01-18-2007, 11:54 PM
Um...depends on how many times I mess them up.

88TG88
01-18-2007, 11:55 PM
20 plus times ? whoever voted for this option please explain why do u wash ur balls 20 plus times a day

FAX
01-18-2007, 11:57 PM
20 plus times ? whoever voted for this option please explain why do u wash ur balls 20 plus times a day

I don't see a response to washing balls 20 plus times a day, Mr. 88TG88.

Are you seeing through your third eye?

FAX

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 12:16 AM
He thought he picked that answer, I bet.

FAX
01-19-2007, 12:20 AM
He thought he picked that answer, I bet.

Either that, or he's operating on an entirely different ethereal plane of existence, Mr. smed1065.

Channeling, maybe. Or, remote viewing.

FAX

KcMizzou
01-19-2007, 12:28 AM
Is this a Donger parody thread?

FAX
01-19-2007, 12:29 AM
Is this a Donger parody thread?

"Just answer the question. Honesty, if you please."

Actually, yes, Mr. KcMizzou. I basically just copied his thread because it got so many posts, I thought this one would too. Good idea, huh?

FAX

KcMizzou
01-19-2007, 12:31 AM
"Just answer the question. Honesty, if you please."

Actually, yes, Mr. KcMizzou. I basically just copied his thread because it got so many posts, I thought this one would too. Good idea, huh?

FAXAn amazing idea, Mr. FAX.

FAX
01-19-2007, 12:37 AM
An amazing idea, Mr. FAX.

Thank you, Mr. KcMizzou.

I'm going to tabulate the results and publish them online that all men might come to understand where they rank in the ball washing hierarchy of life and, if necessary, improve the frequency of their ball washing which will result in less itch, in turn reducing anxiety, cognitive dissonance, and the agony of war.

From a tiny thread doth great change come.

FAX

Bill Parcells
01-19-2007, 12:46 AM
Is it just the sack??or can you include the shaft also?

KcMizzou
01-19-2007, 12:47 AM
Is it just the sack??or can you include the shaft also?YA RLY... because I scrub that vigorously.

luv
01-19-2007, 12:48 AM
Is it just the sack??or can you include the shaft also?
Need some help?

Bill Parcells
01-19-2007, 12:48 AM
Need some help?
Sure :D

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 12:50 AM
Is it just the sack??or can you include the shaft also?


Are you trying to set a world record?

Buck
01-19-2007, 12:51 AM
I wash my sack at least 20 times per shower.

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 12:52 AM
Either that, or he's operating on an entirely different ethereal plane of existence, Mr. smed1065.

Channeling, maybe. Or, remote viewing.

FAX

He would have replied but we know where is is.................
ROFL

luv
01-19-2007, 12:52 AM
Sure :D
Here ya go.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/storm_dancer/ugly_woman.gif

Bill Parcells
01-19-2007, 12:53 AM
Here ya go.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/storm_dancer/ugly_woman.gif
Thats the neg rep option.:Lin:

Bill Parcells
01-19-2007, 12:54 AM
Are you trying to set a world record?
In what??Mr.smed

FAX
01-19-2007, 12:54 AM
Now there's a girl who can wash a ball.

Probably builds a darn functional mud hut, too.

FAX

FDS
01-19-2007, 12:55 AM
Shampoo, rinse, repeat

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 01:50 AM
In what??Mr.smed


Amount of washes per day!

If it includes the shaft.

Bill Parcells
01-19-2007, 02:03 AM
Amount of washes per day!

If it includes the shaft.
Nice!I'm a lil fugged up right now..that went right over my head!

Smed1065
01-19-2007, 02:26 AM
Been there, done that!

Fairplay
01-19-2007, 05:07 AM
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SLQ
01-19-2007, 05:18 AM
Totally depends on the season.

Winter: don't see my balls much
Spring: when it warms up I might wash the balls after each hole
Summer: I usually lose some of my control and lose my balls more than getting them in the hole
Fall: By now they've turned orange and don't get washed as often as they do in the spring.

Chiefs_Fan
01-19-2007, 05:54 AM
I wash my sack at least 20 times per shower.

ROFL

King_Chief_Fan
01-19-2007, 06:26 AM
The balls get washed about 18 times a day.

right after they get washed, they are put on a wooden prop.
I then take my club and see how far I can whack it.

boogblaster
01-19-2007, 07:44 AM
People accually wash their balls?? must have a zipper on their sack...

Donger
01-19-2007, 07:51 AM
0. The cat licks them clean.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 07:56 AM
I don't have any.

you can borrow mine.

Redrum_69
01-19-2007, 07:59 AM
Ask Rain Man for his input, but I read that lowland gorillas tend to wash them once a week

Bowser
01-19-2007, 08:56 AM
Whenever the opportunity presents itself, Mr. Fax. Fumunda juice can be quite disgusting.

RJ
01-19-2007, 12:29 PM
My wife and I have an agreement, I do the cooking and she does the cleaning. Therefore, I'm not sure how to answer the poll. If the question is how many times they are washed by ME the answer is none. If the question is merely how many times......well, that changes things. I'm very particular about clean balls, almost to the point of a fetish, I suppose.

ChiefaRoo
01-19-2007, 01:06 PM
I can answer for Skip. He never played sports and he has no balls attached to him so the answer is ZERO.

SNR
01-19-2007, 03:08 PM
0. The cat licks them clean.Is that you, watermock?

bogie
01-19-2007, 03:48 PM
Obviously, it depends on how much I use them. Often I loan my balls to the local womens college here in the valley. By the time the women are finished playing with my balls they're pretty dirty and need a good cleaning. I am very generous with my balls, but only for the womens college. I was asked by the local theatre department if they could borrow my balls because they were going to perform Barnum and needed balls for juggling. However, as I know what kind of men hang out in the theatre, I declined lending them my balls.

PinkFloyd
01-19-2007, 04:46 PM
11-15 times a day.....



I have over $3,000 invested in all types of bowling balls... Some for not so oily lanes... Some for oily to moderate oily lanes.... Some for very oily and excessive oily lanes....

Last time I counted ---- I have about 14 bowling balls.... Some vary from about only $200.00 --- and three of them cost me about $400.00....

I use rubbing alcohol to clean the oil off of them....

Donger
01-19-2007, 04:49 PM
11-15 times a day.....



I have over $3,000 invested in all types of bowling balls... Some for not so oily lanes... Some for oily to moderate oily lanes.... Some for very oily and excessive oily lanes....

Last time I counted ---- I have about 14 bowling balls.... Some vary from about only $200.00 --- and three of them cost me about $400.00....

I use rubbing alcohol to clean the oil off of them....

That's a lot of balls. How do you know which ball to play with? I'd play with the blue ones.

PinkFloyd
01-19-2007, 04:53 PM
That's a lot of balls. How do you know which ball to play with? I'd play with the blue ones.

Hummmmmmm... Blues one's huh ????


Anyway, you just have to know the condition of the lane and pick the right one...

A "sanded" ball --- yes --- there are bowling balls you can actually go over with fine sandpaper --- will grip the lane much better than a "shinny" ball on oily lanes...

RJ
01-19-2007, 05:03 PM
Hummmmmmm... Blues one's huh ????


Anyway, you just have to know the condition of the lane and pick the right one...

A "sanded" ball --- yes --- there are bowling balls you can actually go over with fine sandpaper --- will grip the lane much better than a "shinny" ball on oily lanes...


I agree, always check the condition of the lane before proceeding. My balls prefer the lane to be oily but a dryer lane can be made oily quick enough.

Safety first, I always say.

PinkFloyd
01-19-2007, 07:43 PM
I agree, always check the condition of the lane before proceeding. My balls prefer the lane to be oily but a dryer lane can be made oily quick enough.

Safety first, I always say.


Point well taken....

Simply Red
01-19-2007, 07:48 PM
Including footballs, bowling balls, baseballs (jammed in ass)?

* EDIT - Let's assume soap and water, or those groovy wipes. Or, liquid ball sanitizer.

Thanks.

FAX

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

Wow FAX! Clearly another masterpiece-of-a-thread! It is now evident it is more common for Planeteers to wash their balls vs. washing their hands.

Nice work!

Easy 6
01-19-2007, 07:50 PM
Here ya go.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/storm_dancer/ugly_woman.gif

OH MY...

She's one of those rare fat chicks who doesnt atleast have a nice rack.

RJ
01-19-2007, 08:34 PM
OH MY...

She's one of those rare fat chicks who doesnt atleast have a nice rack.


Do you think that's a chick?

Easy 6
01-19-2007, 09:04 PM
Do you think that's a chick?

Sadly, i do...the width of the hips & the small cups on the chest. I could be wrong, just an observant guess.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 09:28 PM
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because of a tragic accident, I only have one to wash, does that change the poll???

RJ
01-19-2007, 09:31 PM
Hmmmm.....I thought it was a guy in a Valkyrie drag. Now that I look again I see your point. Whatever it is it certainly has issues.

RJ
01-19-2007, 09:33 PM
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because of a tragic accident, I only have one to wash, does that change the poll???



Yes. The question becomes "How often do you wash your ball?". That is the only difference.

Did you have that done at the vet?

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 09:39 PM
Yes. The question becomes "How often do you wash your ball?". That is the only difference.

Did you have that done at the vet?


no, see the thread about how to break up with your girlfriend? My girl took that advice and used it against me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-19-2007, 09:43 PM
define "wash."

Priest4Prez
01-19-2007, 09:43 PM
When you "wash your balls" you count the two. So every time you wash your ball, it counts as a half

RJ
01-19-2007, 10:00 PM
define "wash."



I'd say cleaning in any fashion. I don't believe the technique matters . Soap and water, ammonia, powerwasher, belt sander......just so long as cleaning is involved.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 10:01 PM
I'd say cleaning in any fashion. I don't believe the technique matters . Soap and water, ammonia, powerwasher, belt sander......just so long as cleaning is involved.


tongue lashing count???

Priest4Prez
01-19-2007, 10:02 PM
tongue lashing count???
Only if the tounge is steril.

crazycoffey
01-19-2007, 10:04 PM
Only if the tounge is steril.

if I pour some absolute in her mouth, that should sterilize it. plus raise the fun level.

Priest4Prez
01-19-2007, 10:05 PM
more power to ya