PDA

View Full Version : Tonight at Midnight


Buck
01-20-2007, 03:48 PM
Is my 21st birthday.

Please give me advice on how to get free drinks tonight, thanks.

Adept Havelock
01-20-2007, 03:50 PM
Walk into the nearest gay leather bar, and announce that you'll pull a train for free drinks.

NTTAWWT

Failing that, walk into your nearest biker bar, and throw blood on their jackets yelling "leather is murder"! They love that, and will buy you drinks all night.

PinkFloyd
01-20-2007, 03:50 PM
I'm not sure about out there, but around here when it's your 21st birthday the bar your in will give you a free drink... After that --- everyone else will buy you a drink...

I remember by 21st birthday --- about 21 years ago --- but I didn't buy one single drink... Trust me --- you will be hurling your guts up tomorrow when you get up !!!

ROFL

FAX
01-20-2007, 04:52 PM
Rob a liquor store.

FAX

Bowser
01-20-2007, 04:57 PM
Are you a big titted blonde? If not, you're SOL.

Happy birthday!

Chiefs Pantalones
01-20-2007, 05:00 PM
Tell them you're a Charger fan.

They'll feel sorry for you and give you some free drinks.

crazycoffey
01-20-2007, 05:00 PM
I got your birthday drink

ask for a "three wiseman" go on the rocks, you'll want it chilled. and the watering down part will help you choke it down.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-20-2007, 05:10 PM
Go out with friends...the bar will buy you a drink...other people will buy you others, your friends will make up the difference.

Sully
01-20-2007, 05:16 PM
Drink as many Prairie Fires as you can. If that's what you are drinking, I guarantee they will be free, as people will want to see how many you can drink... Hell, my wife and I may come to buy one if that's all you are drinking.

Buck
01-20-2007, 05:17 PM
Drink as many Prairie Fires as you can. If that's what you are drinking, I guarantee they will be free, as people will want to see how many you can drink... Hell, my wife and I may come to buy one if that's all you are drinking.

Damn you. I live in San Diego if you wanna come all the way out here.

Sure-Oz
01-20-2007, 05:18 PM
Bar should get 1 for you....let your friends buy you drinks/shots.

My last bday (not 21st) my friends bought everything for me, but they kickass. I had about 12 people or so and the tab was around $100, probably split up but i dont remember it hehe Some random drunk black dude bought me a patron shot, damn that ****ed me up lol, i introed him to one of my lady friends that might be why

88TG88
01-20-2007, 05:23 PM
last night at his club this guy (it was his birthday) was getting his friends to buy him drinks by making a big show after he chugged down the beer (or shots) really fast. if ur going to a club be sure to call ahead and reserve a VIP section because sometimes the bouncers look around for the hottest girls and invite them up to ur spot

Buck
01-20-2007, 05:24 PM
Alright everybody, thanks for the advice. Hopefully I get plenty of free drinks, and I'll try to remember what happens tonight.

Rain Man
01-20-2007, 05:26 PM
I've got an idea, but first, do you own a fire hose?

crazycoffey
01-20-2007, 05:27 PM
Happy Birthday BuckinKaeding

StcChief
01-20-2007, 05:31 PM
Happy early Bday. Do the bar district, each place will buy you one.

Sully
01-20-2007, 06:10 PM
Happy Birthday, man.

stevieray
01-20-2007, 06:13 PM
Alright everybody, thanks for the advice. Hopefully I get plenty of free drinks, and I'll try to remember what happens tonight.

catch a small buzz before you go to the bar...but use moderation...don't party too hard and pass out early.

Happy Birthday...:Toast:

CanadaKC
01-20-2007, 06:31 PM
my 21st birthday involved a drinking game with (gobble, gobble)...Wild Turkey bourbon. Needles to say....my legs refused to work at about 10pm. I had to be carried out of a nightclub, thrown in a car, and left perched against a tree outside my rental suite. After about 2 hours in the cold, I finnaly mustered enough strength to make it to the front door (barely). Once inside, I passed out on the icy cold bathroom floor and puked all over the inside of my new leather jacket. Have fun tonight!!!

Simplex3
01-20-2007, 06:34 PM
Or, you could go ultra-off-the-reservation and not get drunk.

Yeah right.

freestater
01-20-2007, 06:52 PM
Happy Birthday! To get a bunch of free drinks, find some Jets fans and tell them it's your 21st. Jets fans are the nicest, coolest, greatest folks in all the world. all of them will surely buy you drinks, and help you celebrate this watershed moment.

Sully
01-20-2007, 06:54 PM
catch a small buzz before you go to the bar...

This is just plain good advice no matter why or when you are leaving the house.

Sam Hall
01-20-2007, 07:00 PM
All alcohol is nasty; it just comes down to what you can tolerate.

stevieray
01-20-2007, 07:22 PM
This is just plain good advice no matter why or when you are leaving the house.



I'm assuming he has the common sense to have a designated driver if he chooses to partake...

...as opposed to advising him to drink as many as he can of a certian drink.

:rolleyes:

Sully
01-20-2007, 07:26 PM
I'm assuming he has the common sense to have a designated driver if he chooses to partake...

as opposed to advising him to drink as many as he can of a certian drink.

:rolleyes:

Jesus, dude.
For once I don't make fun of you, and you still have to try and turn it to this. I was agreeing with what you said.

Get over me.

Skip Towne
01-20-2007, 07:27 PM
I am approaching my 62nd birthday. It is much better than the 21st. The gubment starts sending you several hundred dollars per month after the 62nd.

stevieray
01-20-2007, 07:27 PM
Jesus, dude.
For once I don't make fun of you, and you still have to try and turn it to this. I was agreeing with what you said.

Get over me.


Get over yourself, sully.

Key words are "for once"

ENDelt260
01-20-2007, 07:42 PM
All alcohol is nasty;

To women and children.

Sam Hall
01-20-2007, 07:46 PM
To women and children.

okay, not all alcohol is nasty. The second part of that was the most important.

KCChiefsFan88
01-20-2007, 07:58 PM
Is my 21st birthday.

Please give me advice on how to get free drinks tonight, thanks.


Get some boobs

Over-Head
01-20-2007, 07:59 PM
Is my 21st birthday.

Please give me advice on how to get free drinks tonight, thanks.

Go get a T-Shirt done up that say's:
"tonight I will getdrunk for the first time"
"help me get laid too?"

Guaranteed they'll be lining up to help ya out. :thumb:

Sully
01-20-2007, 08:34 PM
Get over yourself, sully.

Key words are "for once"
ROFL

Dark Horse
01-20-2007, 08:57 PM
Here is a tip, if you are completely wasted and some guy in a bar gives you some qualudes and says here these will help you sober up, don't trust him.

Count Alex's Losses
01-20-2007, 09:20 PM
Drinking is overrated and a waste of time. Please don't start.

ChiTown
01-20-2007, 09:23 PM
People get free drinks on the 21st b-day?

I want another shot at 1980's! :cuss:

Thig Lyfe
01-20-2007, 09:25 PM
I can give you directions to a great cliff I know about in the San Diego area. At the bottom of that cliff are free drinks. Reply if interested.

luv
01-20-2007, 10:04 PM
Ya got a pretty face? Dress in drag.

Halfcan
01-21-2007, 01:12 AM
Have a good one!!!

Buck
01-21-2007, 08:17 AM
All I can say is holy shit. Its 6:15 am here and the birds are starting ot chir and im not evn tired. Hell yeah, too bad my 21st birhtday is never gonna happen agian. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!@!

Over-Head
01-21-2007, 08:30 AM
Drinking is overrated and a waste of time. Please don't start.
Go back to humming your kingdom melodies goatboy!
:rolleyes:

Buck
01-21-2007, 08:34 AM
Okay. Here is my night. Well as much As I can remember.

12:00 Am...My friend flukes out on me, I am stuck with nothing to do
12:15 Friend tells me he feels bad, takes me to 7-11 to get liquor
1:00 have already finished my first bottle of smirinoff, have 2 bottles of long island ice tea to go
1:02-5:00 **** I dont remember
5:30 MCDONALDS BREAKFAST, FIRST TIME IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THAT IN YEARS
6:00 Drive home, and now Im here.

Dark Horse
01-21-2007, 08:56 AM
Okay. Here is my night. Well as much As I can remember.

12:00 Am...My friend flukes out on me, I am stuck with nothing to do
12:15 Friend tells me he feels bad, takes me to 7-11 to get liquor
1:00 have already finished my first bottle of smirinoff, have 2 bottles of long island ice tea to go
1:02-5:00 **** I dont remember
5:30 MCDONALDS BREAKFAST, FIRST TIME IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THAT IN YEARS
6:00 Drive home, and now Im here.

Glad to see you made it home. I hope you were not the driver. If you were and you go out and find some cloth stuck to the undercarriage and blood smeared all over your bumper, Congratulations you are now old enough to be tried as an adult.

Buck
01-21-2007, 08:57 AM
Glad to see you made it home. I hope you were not the driver. If you were and you go out and find some cloth stuck to the undercarriage and blood smeared all over your bumper, Congratulations you are now old enough to be tried as an adult.

I wasnt the driver til at least 6ish, and I was well under the "legal" limit. But seriously, Pink Floyd is done playing, its light outside. I have to fall asleep before its too late.

ENDelt260
01-21-2007, 11:27 PM
Congratulations, dildo. With the exception of Mormons, you had the worst 21st birthday ever.

luv
01-21-2007, 11:30 PM
Okay. Here is my night. Well as much As I can remember.

12:00 Am...My friend flukes out on me, I am stuck with nothing to do
12:15 Friend tells me he feels bad, takes me to 7-11 to get liquor
1:00 have already finished my first bottle of smirinoff, have 2 bottles of long island ice tea to go
1:02-5:00 **** I dont remember
5:30 MCDONALDS BREAKFAST, FIRST TIME IVE BEEN AWAKE FOR THAT IN YEARS
6:00 Drive home, and now Im here.
They sell Long Island Iced Tea in bottles?

big nasty kcnut
01-21-2007, 11:30 PM
Happy Birthday BuckinKaeding

Buck
01-21-2007, 11:38 PM
They sell Long Island Iced Tea in bottles?

Um yeah. What else would they sell it in?

luv
01-21-2007, 11:39 PM
Um yeah. What else would they sell it in?
Well, several different bottles. Then you mix them

KcMizzou
01-21-2007, 11:42 PM
Um yeah. What else would they sell it in?
Buckets, if you're lucky.

Sam Hall
01-21-2007, 11:43 PM
All I can say is holy shit. Its 6:15 am here and the birds are starting ot chir and im not evn tired. Hell yeah, too bad my 21st birhtday is never gonna happen agian. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!@!

You can always try to recreate it :)

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 11:44 PM
You didn't go to the bars? You didn't talk to smoking hot SD chicks? You didn't go stuff dollar bills at the titty bar while drinking a Sol? WTF is wrong with you? EndDelt is right you had the worst 21st birthday I've ever heard about. I'm disapointed as hell.

Buck
01-21-2007, 11:44 PM
All in all, it wasnt that great of a 21st birthday, I dont remember a lot. I forgot about the Long Island's. Whatever, It just ended up as a drinking night with my friends.

Buck
01-21-2007, 11:45 PM
You didn't go to the bars? You didn't talk to smoking hot SD chicks? You didn't go stuff dollar bills at the titty bar while drinking a Sol? WTF is wrong with you? EndDelt is right you had the worst 21st birthday I've ever heard about. I'm disapointed as hell.

Yeah, it sucked, believe me. Shit fell through. NExt weekend is going to make up for it plenty.

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 11:48 PM
Yeah, it sucked, believe me. Shit fell through. NExt weekend is going to make up for it plenty.

Take your digital cam and post several pics next week. You owe the board.

Buck
01-21-2007, 11:50 PM
Take your digital cam and post several pics next week. You owe the board.

I took plenty of pics last night, don't know where my camera is right now. If I find it, they'll be up.

ENDelt260
01-21-2007, 11:59 PM
I can't wait to see your friend's living room.

Buck
01-22-2007, 12:02 AM
I can't wait to see your friend's living room.

Why do you hate me?

ChiefaRoo
01-22-2007, 12:03 AM
I can't wait to see your friend's living room.


We want to see girls at the bar my man. We don't want to see your head in the toilet with empty booze bottles laying around.

Demonpenz
01-22-2007, 12:04 AM
I will go ahead and caption your pictures ahead time. Oh here I am being a duechebag charger fan. And these are my friends finding time out of their day not sucking coke to pose like a bunch of homo's for the camera. Whoops how did that one get in there! I didn't remember me sucking a black cock!

Buck
01-22-2007, 12:04 AM
I will go ahead and caption your pictures ahead time. Oh here I am being a duechebag charger fan. And these are my friends finding time out of their day not sucking coke to pose like a bunch of homo's for the camera. Whoops how did that one get in there! I didn't remember me sucking a black cock!

Hey thanks, you saved me a good 12 seconds, I appreciate it.

ChiefaRoo
01-22-2007, 12:05 AM
Why do you hate me?


Tough it out Buck your a man now.

Buck
01-22-2007, 12:08 AM
Tough it out Buck your a man now.

Nice, anyways, I guess whoever wants to give me shit, you can suck my balls. I think that you are just jealous that I am 21 and you are in your 40's.

ChiefaRoo
01-22-2007, 12:16 AM
Nice, anyways, I guess whoever wants to give me shit, you can suck my balls. I think that you are just jealous that I am 21 and you are in your 40's.

I'm not jealous and I'm not that old. That being said I am irritated that you didn't party large. You only get so many days to be young and you just wasted your first weekend. Now get out there and have fun kid.

Buck
01-22-2007, 12:17 AM
I'm not jealous and I'm not that old. That being said I am irritated that you didn't party large. You only get so many days to be young and you just wasted your first weekend. Now get out there and have fun kid.

I think I have an excuse, my birthday fell on a sunday. The Designated Driver had a family crisis last night and that ruined everything.

ChiefaRoo
01-22-2007, 12:20 AM
ok, don't do anything stupid though. Take a cab if you need to.

luv
01-22-2007, 12:22 AM
Why do you hate me?
He only hates a select few. You should feel special.

ENDelt260
01-22-2007, 09:18 AM
I don't hate you. You're just a dildo.

And, I'm 27.