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KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 12:03 PM
Do I have a chance at a modeling career? Opinions please....

http://vmedia.rivals.com/UserMedia/FanPagesPhoto/Gallery/568/O22233.jpg

Lzen
01-21-2007, 12:05 PM
As a serial killer? Perhaps.

UteChief
01-21-2007, 12:05 PM
You could be a poster boy for something. I just can't put my finger on what for.

Easy 6
01-21-2007, 12:06 PM
HEH!!! might i suggest looking into acting instead???

OnTheWarpath58
01-21-2007, 12:07 PM
You could be a poster boy for something. I just can't put my finger on what for.

Psychopathy? :shrug:

theultimatekcchiefsfan
01-21-2007, 12:07 PM
Radio disk jockey maybe?

Sully
01-21-2007, 12:08 PM
You couldn't have tried a red bikini?

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 12:11 PM
thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?

stevieray
01-21-2007, 12:13 PM
thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?

planet intercom: "paging denver chief.....paging denver chief"

burt
01-21-2007, 12:14 PM
Hell, you are a lot better looking than me, but that is really not saying much!

Easy 6
01-21-2007, 12:15 PM
thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?

Man, you are really asking for it...

Phobia
01-21-2007, 12:16 PM
So you have really hot eyes and most of your hair that you've colored nicely. I can tell you're about 30 lbs overweight and that you've been divorced twice. We can use you in a future Sonic commercial so long as you have no food allergies.

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 12:16 PM
I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.

Skip Towne
01-21-2007, 12:16 PM
You look like you've been beaten with the ugly stick.

Sully
01-21-2007, 12:17 PM
You ie somewhere between Tim Tebow and his girlfriend.

Phobia
01-21-2007, 12:18 PM
I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.
You used to be hot. You should have contacted us 20 years ago prior to all the ding-dongs and cheeseburgers.

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 12:19 PM
So you have really hot eyes and most of your hair that you've colored nicely. I can tell you're about 30 lbs overweight and that you've been divorced twice. We can use you in a future Sonic commercial so long as you have no food allergies.

Phil, I haven't colored my hair!

You've just read my previous posts to figure all of that other stuff out...sure I could lose 25lbs but I'm still hot right?:hmmm:

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 12:22 PM
You used to be hot. You should have contacted us 20 years ago prior to all the ding-dongs and cheeseburgers.

so are you saying I should end the dream? :deevee:

Brock
01-21-2007, 12:23 PM
why are you doing this to yourself?

Count Zarth
01-21-2007, 12:27 PM
You sexy beast.

Phobia
01-21-2007, 12:30 PM
so are you saying I should end the dream? :deevee:Nobody should end their dream, I just think you should start lower. I'll bet you could fetch 4 packs of cigarettes in a prison conjugal visit scam.

Demonpenz
01-21-2007, 12:32 PM
looks like I found my new desktop wallpaper!

ChiefButthurt
01-21-2007, 12:33 PM
It must be the off season.

stevieray
01-21-2007, 12:34 PM
maybe you scould send a pic where you don't look like you want to kill something...

:shrug:

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 12:34 PM
thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?

Honestly, I can't tell you. All men are unattractive in my book.

Fairplay
01-21-2007, 12:37 PM
I have to know if I'm hot or not.


Ask DenverChief.

stevieray
01-21-2007, 12:40 PM
Ask DenverChief.

don't steal my thunder...

Thig Lyfe
01-21-2007, 12:41 PM
You look like Ricky Gervais.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/ricky-gervais.jpg

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 12:45 PM
On a related note, my wife and I saw a movie called "The Holiday" (I think) last weekend. In the movie, Cameron Diaz' character is fawning over a character played by (I had to look this up) Jude Law, and at one point tells him something about him being gorgeous.

I'm looking at this Jude Law guy, and I'm thinking, "What is that about?" He's all kind of lumpy in the face with moles and stuff, and he has bad hair, and at one point he puts on these goofy English glasses and I almost started laughing, thinking it was a little comedy moment. But no one else laughed, and I was kind of confused.

So after the movie, I asked my wife. "That guy," I said, "Is he actually considered good looking?"

With about a nanosecond of hesitation, she replied. "Oh, yeah. He's gorgeous."

"Huh?"

"That hair, those eyes...he's a hunk."

"You're kidding. What about the lumps of flesh in his face, and the moles?"

"Stop it. He's gorgeous, and you know it."

"I don't know it. I thought he was kind of homely. Did you say you like his hair?"

"Yes. It's fantastic hair."

"Did you look at it? It's all on top of his head, like Kramer, but flat. It looks like a bad wig that an accident victim would wear because nothing else will cling to the scar tissue."

"He has the best hair of anyone alive."

(Fade to black)

I just don't get it. I cannot figure out what women see in some of these men. Jude Law? Brad Pitt? They're run of the mill at best, in my opinion, but women seem to find them attractive.

Phobia
01-21-2007, 12:47 PM
I'm a little bit confused as to why your wife would consider hair to be an important attribute in a man.

go bowe
01-21-2007, 12:48 PM
planet intercom: "paging denver chief.....paging denver chief"laughed so loudly i think i scared my poor wife ...

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 12:56 PM
I'm a little bit confused as to why your wife would consider hair to be an important attribute in a man.

No kidding. You'd think she would have forgotten about it by now.

CoMoChief
01-21-2007, 12:59 PM
Is that a pedophile?

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 01:01 PM
maybe you scould send a pic where you don't look like you want to kill something...

:shrug:

Stevie, that's my hot sexy smouldering look...:drool:

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 01:03 PM
I'm a little bit confused as to why your wife would consider hair to be an important attribute in a man.

hair might be the most important attribute for a man...Phil would do you consider a man's most important attribute in regard to looks? Eyes? Nose?

Fairplay
01-21-2007, 01:04 PM
Your face has a lot of red in it.

Bob Dole
01-21-2007, 01:04 PM
You had your 15 minutes of fame with the old Life cereal commercial, Mikey. Move on...

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 01:06 PM
hair might be the most important attribute for a man...Phil would do you consider a man's most important attribute in regard to looks? Eyes? Nose?

Have you ever seen the "member photos" thread? You're about to neg-repped into oblivion.

FDS
01-21-2007, 01:08 PM
Bleach your hair and you can fill in for Jimmy Johnson.

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Phobia
01-21-2007, 01:11 PM
hair might be the most important attribute for a man...Phil would do you consider a man's most important attribute in regard to looks? Eyes? Nose?

I don't know, man. I'll ask the wife. My guess is most women would say "eyes". Yeah, my wife is almost done beating around the bush - she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 01:13 PM
Your face has a lot of red in it.

ruddy complexion:cuss:

Thig Lyfe
01-21-2007, 01:15 PM
I think it's funny how all the people here are avoiding making any direct comment at the risk of sounding "ghey."

KChiefs1
01-21-2007, 01:17 PM
she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.

Sense of humor is definitely a guys best attribute when it comes to women but modeling agencies don't hire you for your "sense of humor"...I guess my eyes would be my best attribute because I have a flat ass.

I guess I should kiss the dream goodbye:banghead:

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 01:24 PM
I don't know, man. I'll ask the wife. My guess is most women would say "eyes". Yeah, my wife is almost done beating around the bush - she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.

Ask her where "rich" falls on the list.

SPchief
01-21-2007, 01:32 PM
I don't know, man. I'll ask the wife. My guess is most women would say "eyes". Yeah, my wife is almost done beating around the bush - she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.


Ask her where "rich" is on her list.

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 01:32 PM
I thought this was kind of funny. Another site had it labeled, "How to identify a rich guy."

http://4rwws.blogspot.com/RichGuy.jpg

Mr. Plow
01-21-2007, 01:36 PM
I don't know, man. I'll ask the wife. My guess is most women would say "eyes". Yeah, my wife is almost done beating around the bush - she likes honest eyes and butts, but loves the sense of humor.

So you are on the verge of divorce?

crazycoffey
01-21-2007, 01:38 PM
You look like Ricky Gervais.

http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/ricky-gervais.jpg


that's what I was thinking

crazycoffey
01-21-2007, 01:40 PM
I think it's funny how all the people here are avoiding making any direct comment at the risk of sounding "ghey."



NTTAWWT

Dr. Facebook Fever
01-21-2007, 01:41 PM
I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.
To me... not... but Phobia is really the only guy I find attractive.

Phobia
01-21-2007, 01:42 PM
Ask her where "rich" falls on the list.Fortunately not high. She's fond of "fertile".

Halfcan
01-21-2007, 02:18 PM
Asking a board full of guys how good looking your are?? Pathetic cry for attention.

BWillie
01-21-2007, 02:27 PM
Asking a board full of guys how good looking your are?? Pathetic cry for attention.

Put your picture on a rating site, even something like hot or not. You are going to get rated way higher than you really are. But as a frame of reference, it is correct as if you would put a picture of someone better looking than you, they would most likely get a higher rating. For example, nobody on that site can get lower than a 4.2, no matter how ugly you are. That would be the best way to get a unbiased point of view rather than posting on a board full of football guys.

Easy 6
01-21-2007, 02:28 PM
On a related note, my wife and I saw a movie called "The Holiday" (I think) last weekend. In the movie, Cameron Diaz' character is fawning over a character played by (I had to look this up) Jude Law, and at one point tells him something about him being gorgeous.

I'm looking at this Jude Law guy, and I'm thinking, "What is that about?" He's all kind of lumpy in the face with moles and stuff, and he has bad hair, and at one point he puts on these goofy English glasses and I almost started laughing, thinking it was a little comedy moment. But no one else laughed, and I was kind of confused.

So after the movie, I asked my wife. "That guy," I said, "Is he actually considered good looking?"

With about a nanosecond of hesitation, she replied. "Oh, yeah. He's gorgeous."

"Huh?"

"That hair, those eyes...he's a hunk."

"You're kidding. What about the lumps of flesh in his face, and the moles?"

"Stop it. He's gorgeous, and you know it."

"I don't know it. I thought he was kind of homely. Did you say you like his hair?"

"Yes. It's fantastic hair."

"Did you look at it? It's all on top of his head, like Kramer, but flat. It looks like a bad wig that an accident victim would wear because nothing else will cling to the scar tissue."

"He has the best hair of anyone alive."

(Fade to black)

I just don't get it. I cannot figure out what women see in some of these men. Jude Law? Brad Pitt? They're run of the mill at best, in my opinion, but women seem to find them attractive.

Its the same principle that applies to music stars, has nothing to do with their actual looks. Put an average looking guy on stage or screen, have the press tell everyone how smoldering they are & all of a sudden they are "hot".

Most women are so transparent.

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 02:38 PM
thanks for the encouragement guys...no seriously how good-looking am I on a scale of 1-10?


5 on looks as judged by another man or a gay dude. Your personality could add or detract 2 points in the eyes of a woman. Add 2 points in the eyes of a woman if you make over $200K a year. Subtract 1 point if you make less than $50K (at your age)

If your less than 5'-10" subtract 1 point. If your over 6'-1" add one point
If your overweight subtract two points. If your fit and trim add 1 point

Glad I could help. I'd appreciate it if you'd never post your pic again. Thanks :)

Ultra Peanut
01-21-2007, 02:50 PM
You have the most beautiful sweater.

ChiefsFan4Life
01-21-2007, 02:55 PM
You have absolutely no chance at being a legitimate model

Stop now before you embarrass yourself

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-21-2007, 03:16 PM
C'mon man....nice blue steel look ROFL

Cave Johnson
01-21-2007, 03:22 PM
C'mon man....nice blue steel look ROFL

Looks more like Le Tigre to me...

KCChiefsMan
01-21-2007, 03:43 PM
try a picture with a better pose....maybe the Magnum? gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage first though

KCChiefsMan
01-21-2007, 03:54 PM
I recommend shaving your eye brows, pluck your eyelashes and strike a pose.....something like this: :)

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 04:15 PM
You have the most beautiful sweater.

On anyone else, though, it would look bland and pedestrian. It only looks good on a guy like KChiefs1.

Fairplay
01-21-2007, 04:18 PM
I only have that look on my face when i have constipation.

meStevo
01-21-2007, 04:22 PM
Kinda look like the mom from Throw Momma From The Train.

Bowser
01-21-2007, 04:26 PM
Kinda look like the mom from Throw Momma From The Train.

LMAO LMAO

Fairplay
01-21-2007, 04:28 PM
Seperated at birth?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/anne_ramsey.jpg

SCChief
01-21-2007, 04:32 PM
You look like you've been beaten with the ugly stick.

I am not sure about that Skip. Being beaten with the ugly stick would indicate someone deliberately made him look like that. I would prefer "he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down".

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 04:34 PM
You look a little bit like Terry Bowden too
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terry.jpg

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-21-2007, 04:36 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DlEHAjrbaIM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DlEHAjrbaIM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Fried Meat Ball!
01-21-2007, 04:38 PM
Have you thought about "auditioning" for To Catch a Predator?



OK, in all seriousness, I have no clue how "good looking" you are, but you might consider getting someone who actually knows what they're doing to take a head shot.

The problem with the one in the thread header is that it's not flattering at all. The first thing I noticed, it's too bright... that flash really constricts your pupils and makes them look beady. One of the physiological things that humans see as attractive is large pupils... large pupils denote excitement, and we like that.

Check this out: http://www.levensonphotography.com/

Guy in KC that does a lot of this kind of work.

Seriously, if you want to do this do it right. Spend the dough to get real headshots... or, if you want to spend less money, find someone that at least knows how to take a good picture and set up some lighting.

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 04:42 PM
Forget modeling just go straight to porn. I mean, your at least as good looking as Ron Jeremy.

Extra Point
01-21-2007, 04:46 PM
You look like Rainn Wilson's stuntman. Anytime they want to have Dwight Schrute jump from the roof of the warehouse, youda man!

Hand modeling, however, is not out of the question.

plbrdude
01-21-2007, 05:06 PM
thre's just something not natural with a man asking a bunch of other men if he's hot or not. this thread scares me.

Fairplay
01-21-2007, 05:10 PM
thre's just something not natural with a man asking a bunch of other men if he's hot or not. this thread scares me.



He said thats how Richard Simmons started his career.

Simplex3
01-21-2007, 05:18 PM
I'm simply post whoring

Bugeater
01-21-2007, 05:21 PM
thre's just something not natural with a man asking a bunch of other men if he's hot or not. this thread scares me.
Yeah, it's creepin' me out too.

Wa-Z
01-21-2007, 05:25 PM
You look like Jimmy Johnson...

http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 05:40 PM
You look like Jimmy Johnson...

http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/buyingguy/terry.jpg

I've got it!!! He's the lovechild of Terry Bowden and Jimmy Johnson

chiefs4me
01-21-2007, 06:55 PM
So you have really hot eyes and most of your hair that you've colored nicely. I can tell you're about 30 lbs overweight and that you've been divorced twice. We can use you in a future Sonic commercial so long as you have no food allergies.







so, where"s the hot eyes...:hmmm:

Iowanian
01-21-2007, 09:39 PM
This is a question, when asked to men on a football board is just BEGGING to get yourself slayed.

When I see your pic, nothing about it shouts tp me: "hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Good Grief.

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 09:44 PM
This is a question, when asked to men on a football board is just BEGGING to get yourself slayed.

When I see your pic, nothing about it shouts tp me: "hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Good Grief.

Iowa, are you having an aneurysm? Normally your concise, clever and to the point but I have no idea what you were trying to say in your last post.

Iowanian
01-21-2007, 09:48 PM
Cliff notes.

I'm saying he looks more like a guy I'd expect to be selling me a used carthan on Maxim.

I'm also suggesting that asking a horde of Guys, whom you know to be vicious, if you're "good lookin'" is asking for a cyber beating.

That pic specifically.......Looks like he could be a model, if by "model" you mean "mug shot" on a local Sex offender website.

ChiefaRoo
01-21-2007, 09:50 PM
Cliff notes.

I'm saying he looks more like a guy I'd expect to be selling me a used carthan on Maxim.

I'm also suggesting that asking a horde of Guys, whom you know to be vicious, if you're "good lookin'" is asking for a cyber beating.

That pic specifically.......Looks like he could be a model, if by "model" you mean "mug shot" on a local Sex offender website.


There ya' go.

Rain Man
01-21-2007, 10:06 PM
I hope this was helpful, KChiefs1. Don't hesitate to post again if we can be of further assistance.

Thig Lyfe
01-21-2007, 10:07 PM
This thread is worthless with pics.

ENDelt260
01-21-2007, 10:24 PM
KChiefs1, please let us know of your friend's reaction when you show him the thread you started with his picture to make fun of him.

boogblaster
01-21-2007, 10:29 PM
Cho-mo for sure...get a rope....

Fat Elvis
01-21-2007, 10:35 PM
Why yes, you could be a model, but only because leggings are the "must have" mens fashion accessory for 2007. Just photoshop your floating head pic onto this one to get a preview of your future....


http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20070117/capt.fwd10220070117_marni.jpg?x=199&y=345&sig=ouXPwBrrFxU1rA45CvbzCg--

meStevo
01-22-2007, 02:15 AM
<img src="http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg"><font size="40"> + </font> <img src="http://www.lifeaftercoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/anne_ramsey.jpg"> <font size="40"> = You. </font>

J Diddy
01-22-2007, 05:06 AM
http://www.grabow.biz/images/JimmyJohnson.jpg + http://www.lifeaftercoffee.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/anne_ramsey.jpg = You.


that's too good

acesn8s
01-22-2007, 06:24 AM
I need to find out if I need to continue my dream of a modeling career or to just drop it.

I have to know if I'm hot or not.
Why are you asking a bunch of dudes?

Short Leash Hootie
01-22-2007, 06:44 AM
I thought, and still think, he was joking by this thread.

Hog Farmer
01-22-2007, 09:56 AM
Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 10:01 AM
burstless thread

Easy 6
01-22-2007, 10:02 AM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fwd/20070117/capt.fwd10220070117_marni.jpg?x=199&y=345&sig=ouXPwBrrFxU1rA45CvbzCg--

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

ROFL

munkey
01-22-2007, 11:29 AM
Since nobody else will give you a straight answer, please allow me.

I am a Hog Farmer, but in my former career I was a scout for a modeling agency, so I do know what I,m talking about as I analyse your picture.

First off your eyes are too far apart to command the positive effect of "LOOK".

Your ears show signs of wax build up. Not the kind from not bathing properly but from a degeneritive condition known as waxiosis. You should see a doctor about this.

Your nose is too flat and wide indicating that you were beaten profusely by a gay kid or something.

The complexion of your skin is just totally ****ed up and obviously not fixable.

I really don't mean to hurt your feelings but I would suggest trying for a career as a rodeo clown or maybe a Boar Semen Collector at a swine farm.


Ouch...

That's gonna leave a mark..

Dave Lane
01-22-2007, 12:26 PM
I'll make it easy.

Dude you have NO shot.

Dave

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 03:51 PM
will someone please have fun with photoshop, we need a new pope

Wa-Z
01-22-2007, 10:50 PM
You guys are mean!

Fairplay
01-23-2007, 05:42 AM
This is my family and cousins And have some sisters in here but sometimes they are my wife for the night. Grampa is on the right. The women around these parts call him the toothless wonder.

Im wearing my favorite number on me. YeeeeHaaaw!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/fam002_PIC.jpg [

When i was a kid i was miserable. I wanted to end it all. But i was stupid. Here i am trying to kill myself wrapping a plastic bag around my head. I can't even do that right!!
People called me condom head a lot after that incident.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/plasticonhead.jpg

My sis likes to tease me get me riled up so to speak. Don't worry i'll give her a spanking later on!!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/Fullmoon.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/Flying_monkey.jpg

alpha_omega
01-23-2007, 07:08 AM
This thread is worthless with pics!

ClevelandChief
01-23-2007, 07:21 AM
"hey! Now thats a dude I'd eff in the arse Prison if he ever fell down in the shower"

Funny, that's the first thing that came to my mind.

Rain Man
01-23-2007, 08:31 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/fairplay/fam002_PIC.jpg [


I admire this household's steadfast refusal to place art on their walls.

Pitt Gorilla
01-23-2007, 08:44 AM
I didn't read the entire thread, but dude looks like his avi.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-27-2007, 06:19 AM
bump ROFL

Kraut
01-27-2007, 06:20 AM
This thread is worthless with pics!
ROFL

Iowanian
01-27-2007, 06:50 AM
I'm not one to be unkind to people. I've been said to have a tender quality that allows me to speak gently to persons about sensitive issues. Coming right out with bad news has never been my style as I prefer to ease the person into the knowledge so they kind of intuitively understand the problem. Often, I'll just hold and cry with them for hours until their grief is heading down the path of mending.

I'm just saying....some folks fall from the top, some folks are lucky enough to only be half way up when they lose their grip.