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SLQ
01-22-2007, 05:30 PM
Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/dir_rxt.asp?k=job) five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/dir_rxt.asp?k=new) one (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/dir_rxt.asp?k=one). All he does all day is smoke cigars (http://www.srch-results.com/lm/dir_rxt.asp?k=cigars), cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed: Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.

noa
01-22-2007, 06:08 PM
Now that's funny. Much wittier and better-constructed than KCJohnny's joke thread.

Logical
01-22-2007, 06:11 PM
I like the subtlety.:thumb:

BucEyedPea
01-22-2007, 07:01 PM
Why is Chelsea so ugly?




Her Dad is Janet Reno! ROFL

SLQ
01-22-2007, 08:16 PM
Why is Chelsea so ugly?




Her Dad is Janet Reno! ROFL
I read that and barfed within 2 seconds. Just the thought of it....

Oh, the inhumanity of it all!

StcChief
01-23-2007, 08:04 AM
Excellent. ROFL