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Donger
01-22-2007, 05:54 PM
I have a brother who vomits about once a month. We were discussing it this weekend and he said that it really doesn't bother him. He has an upset stomach and he goes into the bathroom and vomits. Personally, vomiting is one of my least favorite bodily functions. In fact, the last time I vomited was in 1995.

How about you?

TinyEvel
01-22-2007, 05:56 PM
There was a period of time where after a night of drinking, I'd voluntarily vomit, just so Iwouldn't have a hangover the next day. Probably once a week.

I call that period of time "the 90's"

Brock
01-22-2007, 05:56 PM
My 8 year streak ended a couple of weeks ago - Chiefs/Colts.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-22-2007, 05:58 PM
If we are talking non-alcohol related, it's been 12+ years.

KcMizzou
01-22-2007, 05:58 PM
I fight it.... even if I know it'll make me feel better.

There's not much I hate more than puking.

The last time? Probably 4 or 5 years ago.

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 05:58 PM
The last time I puked was in the Dominican Republic last year....of course there are skulls and crossbones on the sinks there telling you not to drink the water....before that..I can't remember the last time I puked

Donger
01-22-2007, 06:01 PM
There was a period of time where after a night of drinking, I'd voluntarily vomit, just so Iwouldn't have a hangover the next day. Probably once a week.

I call that period of time "the 90's"

Non-alcohol related.

Rain Man
01-22-2007, 06:01 PM
My last two vomits were in 2005 (got some bad food) and 1989 (in a third-world country).

Buck
01-22-2007, 06:02 PM
Vomiting is teh suckzorz

Donger
01-22-2007, 06:02 PM
My last two vomits were in 2005 (got some bad food) and 1989 (in a third-world country).

What type of food was it?

kstater
01-22-2007, 06:02 PM
With alcohol probably two or three times a year.

Without alcohol it has been at least ten years.

Rain Man
01-22-2007, 06:03 PM
What type of food was it?

I'm betting on the gravy. It was after a gravy-covered meal at the Black-Eyed Pea, which is normally one of my favorite non-fancy restaurants.

VDPrez
01-22-2007, 06:03 PM
Whenever I visit this joke.

LOL! LOL!

TinyEvel
01-22-2007, 06:03 PM
I threw up in my mouth a couple of weeks ago.

So, since it never left the premises, I'm not sure if that counts.

Logical
01-22-2007, 06:04 PM
Probably 3 to 4 times a week but it is a result of my kidney disease making my digestive track act up. Definitely not fun.

Baconeater
01-22-2007, 06:04 PM
My most recent vomit event was last spring after I drank a bunch of dark beer at the Mary Our Queen fish fry. That stuff just didn't sit well with me. I had gone years without puking up until then.

Donger
01-22-2007, 06:07 PM
I'm betting on the gravy. It was after a gravy-covered meal at the Black-Eyed Pea, which is normally one of my favorite non-fancy restaurants.

Shudder. I just ate at Pappadeaux and I think the fried shrimp were a bit off. Could be a fun evening.

Rain Man
01-22-2007, 06:07 PM
I threw up in my mouth a couple of weeks ago.

So, since it never left the premises, I'm not sure if that counts.

Good question. It depends on whether you count the mouth as part of the digestive tract or not. I bet that technically it has to pass your lips to count as a real vomit.

Donger
01-22-2007, 06:07 PM
Probably 3 to 4 times a week but it is a result of my kidney disease making my digestive track act up. Definitely not fun.

I'm sorry to hear that.

TinyEvel
01-22-2007, 06:08 PM
We used to do this bike ride in Mexico every year. The Rosarito to Ensenada Ride. It was a 50-mile fun ride. We'd stop at very bar along the way, as well as carrying ice chests full of beer on our bikes.

It was five years before I did it without throwing up at the end.

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 06:08 PM
Probably 3 to 4 times a week but it is a result of my kidney disease making my digestive track act up. Definitely not fun.
My gawd..thats terrible..can that get better??or are you stuck with that the rest of your life?

Rain Man
01-22-2007, 06:08 PM
Shudder. I just ate at Pappadeaux and I think the fried shrimp were a bit off. Could be a fun evening.

And the shrimp shall return to the waters from whence they came.

TinyEvel
01-22-2007, 06:08 PM
Good question. It depends on whether you count the mouth as part of the digestive tract or not. I bet that technically it has to pass your lips to count as a real vomit.

Yeah, otherwise it just counts as a snack.

Donger
01-22-2007, 06:09 PM
I threw up in my mouth a couple of weeks ago.

So, since it never left the premises, I'm not sure if that counts.

That's not vomiting. That's a vurp.

Logical
01-22-2007, 06:09 PM
My gawd..thats terrible..can that get better??or are you stuck with that the rest of your life?

I hope that if I ever get a kidney transplant it will fix it, don't know for sure.

Rain Man
01-22-2007, 06:11 PM
I hope that if I ever get a kidney transplant it will fix it, don't know for sure.

Hope so. Do you get to keep up with where you're at on the waiting list? How does that work?

JohninGpt
01-22-2007, 06:19 PM
Not nearly as often as Mary Kate.

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 06:21 PM
I hope that if I ever get a kidney transplant it will fix it, don't know for sure.
I hope you get that kidney

mlyonsd
01-22-2007, 06:24 PM
Probably 3 to 4 times a week but it is a result of my kidney disease making my digestive track act up. Definitely not fun.

That does suck. Sorry to hear that, puking is the last thing in the world I'd rather do..

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 06:58 PM
undercooked scallops

two months ago

cant' look at em any more

Iowanian
01-22-2007, 07:01 PM
about 40% of the meals I eat.

My body purges more times in a given week than an Olsen twin who saw her gut protruding through a dress on a magazine cover.

journeyscarab
01-22-2007, 08:01 PM
If I get kicked in the sack repeatedly - I vomit. Or when I see replays of the Colts/Chiefs or Steelers/Chiefs games. Definitely vomit.

cdcox
01-22-2007, 08:05 PM
I was thinking that it had been close to 10 years, but I had forgotten my most recent episode, that took place 2 years ago.

My family was visiting my cousin's family in Atlanta just after Christmas. We had lasagna and a glass or two of wine for dinner, then went to this place where they had carnival rides set up in the parking lot a long with some Christmas lights and other Christmas displays. My cousin's husband challenged me to go on a ride similar to the Octopus ride at Worlds of Fun. About 3/4 of the way through the ride, I was feeling it. I made it safely back to terra ferma without blowing chow. We walked around the place for another 20 minutes, I'm still feeling a little queasy, but figure the worse is over and I'll be okay. The seven of us pile into their Excursion, which they had just picked up the week before. We get on the highway and everyone is singing Christmas carols and it occurs to me that I'm not out of the woods yet. Once my saliva glands start becoming over active, I decide to say something.

Me: "I think you are going to need to pull over for me"

Cousin's husband: "Why?"

Me: "I'm about to lose something"

CH: "You're not serious are you?"

Me: "Yes, I'm about ready to puke"

CH: "DO NOT PUKE IN THE NEW CAR"
CH to his son: "Jeffery, in that back there is a plastic bag that has the licence plate for the car in it. Take the licence plate out of the bag and pass the bag up to the front"

Me: "hurry"

CH: "DO NOT PUKE IN THE NEW CAR"

This whole time my saliva glands are pouring into my mouth faster than I can swallow it. Finally the plastic bag arrives.

Now, I'm not a mild mannered puker. I put my whole body into it, along with the loud guttural hurling noises necessary to expel large volumes of liquid and semi-solids in a hurry. So I'm filling this bag. The other six passengers are either laughing or gagging, in most cases both. Just as I'm finishing up the spits you do to get rid of the last bit of saliva/puke in your mouth, he's finally pulling into a convenience store.

I get out of the van and hold up the plastic bag in the headlights so everyone can see. A solid half bag of puke. Think of Matrix, but with puke instead of dogshit.

Everyone was very thankful that the bag was available.

HemiEd
01-22-2007, 08:16 PM
Has to be at least 25 years since the last time I did. The last time I remember for sure was 35 years ago.
Oh and I have never had Diarreaha. One of my buddies kids, shit in his shoes though, he had it so bad.

88TG88
01-22-2007, 08:22 PM
i vomit probably about once every two months. but if i got a couple of jager bombs in me all bets are off

Thig Lyfe
01-22-2007, 08:25 PM
I can remember the last several times pretty well...

January 1996

January 1998

January 2004

January 2007

SNR
01-22-2007, 08:40 PM
I was constipated pretty bad in 2003. I puked my guts out for a night and then finally got out the enema. I was better after that.

NOW it's a poop thread. Victory.

Simplex3
01-22-2007, 08:46 PM
Tell your brother to lay off the antifreeze.

Logical
01-22-2007, 10:29 PM
Hope so. Do you get to keep up with where you're at on the waiting list? How does that work?

It is quite complex and they won't tell you. Mainly because they go for best match and longest on list as a combination so they really cannot place your spot.

boogblaster
01-22-2007, 11:12 PM
Regurg every time my mother-in-law comes to visit...

Count Zarth
01-22-2007, 11:17 PM
Haven't vomited in years.

Bowser
01-23-2007, 12:28 AM
Had the dreaded viral infection last winter. Like clockwork, every 45 minutes for about 12 hours, I would purge from both ends. Worst experience ever.

I'm good for that about once every 8-9 years.

Count Zarth
01-23-2007, 12:42 AM
Oooh. I just remembered.

It was in the morning at a hotel in Ft. Worth. Must've been the food I ate the night before.

listopencil
01-23-2007, 12:43 AM
Alcohol related- about six weeks ago.

Non-Alcohol related- about fifteen years ago. My wife made some bad pork. I puked nine times. Three groups of three over about fourty five minutes. After the fourth or fifth time I stared joking about it with her. The Pork Diet. I still love the pig.