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Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 07:06 PM
I was just wondering?
Please be specific with dates and times..thank you..

Buck
01-22-2007, 07:07 PM
At least once a week, at least.

Stinger
01-22-2007, 07:08 PM
Yeah a poop thread!!!

Baconeater
01-22-2007, 07:10 PM
Are you talking strictly liquid?

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 07:19 PM
Are you talking strictly liquid?
No..it could be ''half and half''..assorted lil nuggets/projectiles can be included..

Iowanian
01-22-2007, 07:28 PM
No gall bladder.

Typhoon diarhea more often than I'd care to say.

Greasy food, 20 minutes later.....Look out Japan.

Baconeater
01-22-2007, 07:29 PM
No..it could be ''half and half''..assorted lil nuggets/projectiles can be included..
Couple times a month then.

JBucc
01-22-2007, 07:30 PM
Ever day

JohninGpt
01-22-2007, 07:32 PM
Never, the steroids I'm on (prescription) give me nothing but rock hard, porcelain gripping, ass rippers.

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 07:40 PM
VOS, Now we know what that stands for

very often sh**ting

Skip Towne
01-22-2007, 07:46 PM
Rarely

Cochise
01-22-2007, 07:48 PM
Never, the steroids I'm on (prescription) give me nothing but rock hard, porcelain gripping, ass rippers.

Wow, so that's my problem.

JohninGpt
01-22-2007, 07:54 PM
Wow, so that's my problem.
That'll do it. Sent me to the emergency room with "fissures".

BucEyedPea
01-22-2007, 07:57 PM
9/17/06
11/12/06

kc-nd
01-22-2007, 07:57 PM
Of the mouth?

I know lots of people who have it very often.

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 08:02 PM
VOS, Now we know what that stands for

very often sh**ting
We definitely know what crazycoffee stands for..lots and lots of meaningless posts..one more shouldn't effect that definition. 4321

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 08:11 PM
Here is a map to help everybody when they are traveling this coming year..it's a traveler diarrhea map..

http://www.ncid.cdc.gov/travel/yb/utils/images/map4-11.gif

Skip Towne
01-22-2007, 08:13 PM
Crazy Coffee has diarrhea of the keyboard.

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 08:15 PM
We definitely know what crazycoffee stands for..lots and lots of meaningless posts..one more shouldn't effect that definition. 4321



haha :thumb:

crazycoffey
01-22-2007, 08:16 PM
Here is a map to help everybody when they are traveling this coming year..it's a traveler diarrhea map..

http://www.ncid.cdc.gov/travel/yb/utils/images/map4-11.gif




good find

journeyscarab
01-22-2007, 08:57 PM
When I am stressed out.

el borracho
01-22-2007, 09:12 PM
¿Cómo se llama un japonés con diarrea?



¡Señor Caga-aguas!

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 09:15 PM
¿Cómo se llama un japonés con diarrea?



¡Señor Caga-aguas!
Como esta,amigo..es tu viejo amigo,bill parcells con un bueno thread de mierde. ROFL

el borracho
01-22-2007, 09:18 PM
¿Un hilo de mierda? De veras, sois vos un regular aquí. ROFL

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 09:19 PM
¿Un hilo de mierda? De veras, sois vos un regular aquí. ROFL
LMAO User name change..it's me..Bill Parcells :)

el borracho
01-22-2007, 09:22 PM
Yes, I see that you have changed your online moniker. Any particular reason for the change?

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 09:26 PM
Yes, I see that you have changed your online moniker. Any particular reason for the change?
Well...I just wanted something simple..and I didn't like using somebody's real name anymore...it's funny..2 hours after the name change this morning my name sake announces his retirement..and there are rumors he might return to the Jets as an adviser..so..there might be a conflict of interest anyway. :)

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-22-2007, 09:28 PM
At least a couple of times per week. My bowels, much like my personality, are irritable.

BucEyedPea
01-22-2007, 09:29 PM
Yes, I see that you have changed your online moniker. Any particular reason for the change?
...because it retired!

btw vos...did you get what those dates were that I posted? He! He! :evil:

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 09:39 PM
...because it retired!

btw vos...did you get what those dates were that I posted? He! He! :evil:
Those are the 2 dates from 2006 that your beloved Patriots won and lost to my beloved Jets..but..why the 2007 reference?

BTW..I am not sorry the Pats had the biggest collapse in Championship game history..BB is nothing with out Mangini. :p

Sorry..that made me feel better..no offense BEP ;)

el borracho
01-22-2007, 09:42 PM
Reading this thread leads me to believe that either I am blessed with an above-average digestive system or that a large number of you need to change your diets.

Iowanian
01-22-2007, 09:50 PM
While the Mercator map projection was beneficial to sailors back in the day, navigation was easy to due to the fact that they could navigate by drawing a line from 2 points and maintaint that bearing to follow the latitude of the course. It is controversial however because it distorts the world and has lead to alot of misinformation due to spatial relationships among locations of the earth. Greenland for example, is nowhere NEAR as large as it appears in this projection. It has actually distorted the world view of geography.


Here is a map to help everybody when they are traveling this coming year..it's a traveler diarrhea map..

http://www.ncid.cdc.gov/travel/yb/utils/images/map4-11.gif

Bill Parcells
01-22-2007, 09:56 PM
While the Mercator map projection was beneficial to sailors back in the day, navigation was easy to due to the fact that they could navigate by drawing a line from 2 points and maintaint that bearing to follow the latitude of the course. It is controversial however because it distorts the world and has lead to alot of misinformation due to spatial relationships among locations of the earth. Greenland for example, is nowhere NEAR as large as it appears in this projection. It has actually distorted the world view of geography.
Point taken..thank you..here is a different scaled map showing deaths from diarrhea.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/africa/art/killer_diarrhea.gif

BucEyedPea
01-22-2007, 10:00 PM
Those are the 2 dates from 2006 that your beloved Patriots won and lost to my beloved Jets..but..why the 2007 reference?

My bad...what was I thinkin'....I meant 2006!


BTW..I am not sorry the Pats had the biggest collapse in Championship game history..BB is nothing with out Mangini. :p

Sorry..that made me feel better..no offense BEP ;)
:whip:

Skip Towne
01-22-2007, 10:13 PM
It is controversial however because it distorts the world and has lead to alot of misinformation due to spatial relationships among locations of the earth.
I strongly disagree with this hypothesis. It totally ignores the Jonesean Theorem of Obfuscuity. Never mind the third relationship to the convergance acuity.

boogblaster
01-22-2007, 10:47 PM
Shit Shit Shit every where I look its Shit Shit Shit

listopencil
01-22-2007, 11:04 PM
While the Mercator map projection was beneficial to sailors back in the day, navigation was easy to due to the fact that they could navigate by drawing a line from 2 points and maintaint that bearing to follow the latitude of the course. It is controversial however because it distorts the world and has lead to alot of misinformation due to spatial relationships among locations of the earth. Greenland for example, is nowhere NEAR as large as it appears in this projection. It has actually distorted the world view of geography.



What do you mean, because you can't see the dragons on the edges of The Earth? Or because they forgot to put in The Four Winds?