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58-4ever
01-23-2007, 01:07 AM
what would it be about? And why?

Guru
01-23-2007, 01:15 AM
I would write a story about my life. Because nobody would care.

FDS
01-23-2007, 01:20 AM
Dancing Bananas Have Apeal

PBJ FirstDownSamie PBJ

Baconeater
01-23-2007, 01:21 AM
Beer, boobs and BBQ.

Guru
01-23-2007, 01:31 AM
Beer, boobs and BBQ.
Yeah, but, why?

58-4ever
01-23-2007, 01:36 AM
Yeah, but, why?

It's all about the passion man. :bong:

Baconeater
01-23-2007, 01:41 AM
Yeah, but, why?
What else is there?

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2007, 02:30 AM
I'd write a book about all of the white trash that reproduce like wildfire will bring this country down. Start investing in skoal and vanderbilts now!

crazycoffey
01-23-2007, 06:52 AM
I have four ideas, and all of them have been started, but if I tell you my ideas, I procrastinate so much, that you could catch up to my last two years of writing and finish all four before I get one done.

Reaper16
01-23-2007, 06:58 AM
I have four ideas, and all of them have been started, but if I tell you my ideas, I procrastinate so much, that you could catch up to my last two years of writing and finish all four before I get one done.
Yeah, that. I have no time to write outside of school work and requirements.

Jenson71
01-23-2007, 06:59 AM
I'd write a book about all of the white trash that reproduce like wildfire will bring this country down. Start investing in skoal and vanderbilts now!

You could have just said autobiography.

seclark
01-23-2007, 07:33 AM
title: "why i don't give a f@ck"
page 1: "because i don't."

the end
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Chiefs_Fan
01-23-2007, 07:51 AM
"How to get rich posting on ChiefsPlanet" I figure the book will be about writting a book to make money to make money.

Phobia
01-23-2007, 08:17 AM
A collection of my famous quips from posts on ChiefsPlanet. It's bound to be a best-seller. No pun intended.

stevieray
01-23-2007, 08:18 AM
"What I Know About Women"

open book to empty pages...

Iowanian
01-23-2007, 08:42 AM
This is on my "to do" list.

I've got 2 titles.

"Real men don't wear abercrombie"
-a humorous look into the man's-man's inner workings with musings on what real men don't do....and things they should do. Maybe a chapter on Pooetry.

"did they call you freckles?"

My 3 year old brother asked me that in the car after my first day of kindergarden. Momowanian indicates that this was immediately followed by a ferocius brawl as I lept the seat. I think this would be a fact based fiction story like "judy bloom for boys".

Further titles could include "God, I think my pickle broke last night" and "A book to hide my lap with at the blackboard"

Gonzo
01-23-2007, 08:48 AM
I would print all the planet's poop threads.

I think I'd title it.....

Magnifecent Movements

Gonzo
01-23-2007, 08:49 AM
How bout:

"A Hole in the Matress"
by: Mr. Completely

Gonzo
01-23-2007, 08:50 AM
"A Tomcats Revenge"
By Claude Balls

Iowanian
01-23-2007, 08:51 AM
I would print all the planet's poop threads.

I think I'd title it.....

Magnifecent Movements

I'd tax your ass for material theft or copyright infringement.

Gonzo
01-23-2007, 08:55 AM
I'd tax your ass for material theft or copyright infringement.

Is it really either?

Public forum is it not?

(I would pay you off anyway, I know how you like to slander peoples reputation you mud-slingin sob) :p

boogblaster
01-23-2007, 10:01 AM
Bloody Bill Anderson rides Again... he was related, like to retell his story....

ck_IN
01-23-2007, 11:58 AM
How about the collected rants of Bob Dole.

Direckshun
01-23-2007, 01:35 PM
I wouldn't write a book, I would write a screenplay for a musical.

It would focus on a small Al Qaeda terrorist cell of just three guys, with intent to bring destruction to America.

The twist is, not only are these guys comically terrible at terrorism, but all three boast a stellar set of pipes.

Their mission, as assigned from the head honchos in Tora Bora, will be to blow up the Statue of Liberty, even though they reside in Alabama and don't have a car.