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Frankie
01-23-2007, 11:32 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070123/sc_nm/australia_shark_dc

boogblaster
01-23-2007, 11:34 AM
My head was half-swallowed one time..then her husband came home...

crazycoffey
01-23-2007, 11:35 AM
he was on crack! ??? !

Phobia
01-23-2007, 11:35 AM
That's nothing. He'd have never survived my ex-wife.

Redrum_69
01-23-2007, 11:36 AM
She'll only come out at nights
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new
I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh, she's sittin' with you
But her eyes are on the door

So many have paid to see
What you think
You're gettin' for free
The woman is wild
A she-cat tamed
By the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love
You ain't gonna get too far

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

I wouldn't if I were you
I know what she can do
She's deadly man
Amd she could really rip your world apart
Mind over matter
Ooh, the beauty is there
But a beast is in the heart

(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
She's a maneater

[Instrumental Interlude]

Ooooooooh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy
She'll chew you up
(Whoa-oh, here she comes
(Watch out) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
Ooh, she'll chew you up
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes, she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Watch out)
She'll only come out at night, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
She's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
The woman is wild, whoooa
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Here she comes
Watch out boy, watch out boy
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(Yeah, yeah) she's a maneater
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
(She's a maneater)
She's watching and waiting, ooh-oh
(Oh-oh, here she comes)
Oh, she's a maneater

crazycoffey
01-23-2007, 11:37 AM
hall and oats are ghey

NTTAWWT

Frankie
01-23-2007, 11:37 AM
My head was half-swallowed one time..then her husband came home...
THAT's why you always post without using your head.

Frankie
01-23-2007, 11:37 AM
That's nothing. He'd have never survived my ex-wife.
Mine either.

journeyscarab
01-23-2007, 11:49 AM
Rock me! Rock me! Roll me through the night.

Nightwish
01-23-2007, 12:59 PM
Wow, Great White has really gone downhill! Setting fire to nightclubs, and now cannibalism?

Direckshun
01-23-2007, 02:23 PM
"He didn't see it coming, but he felt the bite and then started getting shaken, and that's when he knew he was in the mouth of the shark," said local diver Michael Mashado.

[Actual quote from story.]

Halfcan
01-23-2007, 02:32 PM
What a very Unlucky/ then Lucky Bastage.

BigRedChief
01-23-2007, 02:35 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070123/sc_nm/australia_shark_dc
But was he on crack?:hmmm:

Phobia
01-23-2007, 02:37 PM
I'm not sure I'd have shared my real name with reporters. What if some Sharkermen come and baitnap him?

KC-TBB
01-23-2007, 02:53 PM
Oh man, off season is here...shark stories...WTF?

Scaga
01-23-2007, 03:19 PM
So this is what happened to Greg Norman?
(hey...everything else had been used) :hmmm:

el borracho
01-23-2007, 03:29 PM
So this is what happened to Greg Norman?
(hey...everything else had been used) :hmmm:
This thread has "jumped the..."

Ultra Peanut
01-23-2007, 03:54 PM
hall and oats are gheyB&