Roswell, New Mexico

[BIG_DADDY]

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
Unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
Cattle ranch just outsideRoswell,New Mexico.
This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up
by The U.S. Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT Know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that Historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham,
John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi,
Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born. See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.
This piece of information should clear up a lot of things that have
Been happening in politics.

[Kraut]

ROFL :clap:

[CRONUS]

I know this is a joke and it is slightly amusing, brings up a question. Were all those people actually born the same month and year? Too lazy to look it up myself.

[Kraut]

I know this is a joke and it is slightly amusing, brings up a question. Were all those people actually born the same month and year? Too lazy to look it up myself.
Yeah I was thinking that too ......And if they were then I have to start to wonder . :hmmm:

[Cochise]

Bill Clinton - August 19, 1946
Hillary Clinton - October 26, 1947
Al Gore - March 31, 1948
John Kerry - December 11, 1943
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Chuck Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940
Robin Williams - July 21, 1952
Ted Nugent - December 13, 1948
George Carlin - May 12, 1937
Andy Rooney - January 14, 1919

[CRONUS]

Bill Clinton - August 19, 1946
Hillary Clinton - October 26, 1947
Al Gore - March 31, 1948
John Kerry - December 11, 1943
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Chuck Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940
Robin Williams - July 21, 1952
Ted Nugent - December 13, 1948
George Carlin - May 12, 1937
Andy Rooney - January 14, 1919

Thanks, LOL I did not even notice Rooney was in that list, the answer would have been obvious had I.

[ptlyon]

Thanks, LOL I did not even notice Rooney was in that list, the answer would have been obvious had I.

He's not - not sure why he added him.

[Cochise]

I think the joke went over your heads.

[patteeu]

Bill Clinton - August 19, 1946
Hillary Clinton - October 26, 1947
Al Gore - March 31, 1948
John Kerry - December 11, 1943
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Chuck Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940
Robin Williams - July 21, 1952
Ted Nugent - December 13, 1948
George Carlin - May 12, 1937
Andy Rooney - January 14, 1919

So the list was bogus? Al Gore is the only real alien love child? ;)

[CRONUS]

I think the joke went over your heads.

If you are talking about the Andy Rooney part, you are correct. You want to explain it?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Bill Clinton - August 19, 1946
Hillary Clinton - October 26, 1947
Al Gore - March 31, 1948
John Kerry - December 11, 1943
Howard Dean - November 17, 1948
Nancy Pelosi - March 26, 1940
Dianne Feinstein - June 22, 1933
Chuck Schumer - November 23, 1950
Barbara Boxer - November 11, 1940
Robin Williams - July 21, 1952
Ted Nugent - December 13, 1948
George Carlin - May 12, 1937
Andy Rooney - January 14, 1919Brilliant.
ROFL

[BIG_DADDY]

Brilliant.
ROFL

As if it was meant to be serious, good god.

[Pitt Gorilla]

As if it was meant to be serious, good god.I was referring to Cochise's post as funny (you know, including the people who are usually credited wtih writing such pieces). I thought his wit deserved recognition. Lighten up, Francis.