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Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:32 PM
-and his new user name is Believe_me!

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:35 PM
Today, 12:28 AM
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Believe_Me
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The Sinners on the planet.

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Baconeater
01-30-2007, 08:36 PM
Parody username.

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:38 PM
potentially... Or could it be a new name so his thread producing capabilites are enabled? I think you're right.

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 08:39 PM
I feel sorry for the guy

Count Alex's Losses
01-30-2007, 08:40 PM
Ban this ****tard's IP and be rid of him. I'll take a planet vacation for a week if the incentive helps.

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:42 PM
Ban this ****tard's IP and be rid of him. I'll take a planet vacation for a week if the incentive helps.
ROFL

CoMoChief
01-30-2007, 08:43 PM
Who was he before?

sedated
01-30-2007, 08:43 PM
(walks in wearing hawain shirt carrying luggage) What'd I miss?

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:44 PM
Believe_me newest CP member just called teh planet "sinners."

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 08:45 PM
Who was he before?

maybe Believer. I and others think it may be someone joking (parody) hoping for the latter...

Baconeater
01-30-2007, 08:47 PM
(walks in wearing hawain shirt carrying luggage) What'd I miss?
We're all going to H-E-double hockey sticks.

Smed1065
01-30-2007, 08:48 PM
Not today as well. OMG

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 08:49 PM
****

Believer
01-30-2007, 08:54 PM
wow!!! You guys are spending a lot of energy worrying about me.

Why??

What is so threatening about some guy posting about Jesus Christ.

Unless....its making you a little uncomfortable. Because its making you look at yourself.

I could post pornography. I could post pictures of people being shot up. I could get on here and scream I hate America.

None of it would cause this reaction.

All because I proclaim the truth about Jesus Christ.

And it freaks...you....out.

There's some convicting of some hearts going on around here I think.

ChiTown
01-30-2007, 08:55 PM
wow!!! You guys are spending a lot of energy worrying about me.

Why??

What is so threatening about some guy posting about Jesus Christ.

Unless....its making you a little uncomfortable. Because its making you look at yourself.

I could post pornography. I could post pictures of people being shot up. I could get on here and scream I hate America.

None of it would cause this reaction.

All because I proclaim the truth about Jesus Christ.

And it freaks...you....out.

There's some convicting of some hearts going on around here I think.

I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 08:57 PM
Believer face it, you don't believe in God

Spott
01-30-2007, 08:58 PM
Yeah, it freaks us out. More like it just annoys everyone. Now where's those porn pic's you were talking about? I bet you'd get a reaction if you posted some good ass to mouth pics.

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 09:00 PM
amen to that.

Dartgod
01-30-2007, 09:01 PM
I could get on here and scream I hate America.

None of it would cause this reaction.
Wrong. Duh-nese has been doing this and getting the same reaction for years.

ChiTown
01-30-2007, 09:03 PM
Wrong. Duh-nese has been doing this and getting the same reaction for years.

Yeah, but she's a terrorist..

Believer
01-30-2007, 09:03 PM
Yeah, it freaks us out. More like it just annoys everyone. Now where's those porn pic's you were talking about? I bet you'd get a reaction if you posted some good ass to mouth pics.


exactly what im talking about.

that WOULD be ok here. so would violence.

but not Jesus Christ.

Simply Red
01-30-2007, 09:04 PM
wow!!! You guys are spending a lot of energy worrying about me.

Why??

What is so threatening about some guy posting about Jesus Christ.

Unless....its making you a little uncomfortable. Because its making you look at yourself.

I could post pornography. I could post pictures of people being shot up. I could get on here and scream I hate America.

None of it would cause this reaction.

All because I proclaim the truth about Jesus Christ.

And it freaks...you....out.

There's some convicting of some hearts going on around here I think.

I'd like to give you a "swirly!"

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 09:05 PM
exactly what im talking about.

that WOULD be ok here. so would violence.

but not Jesus Christ.
let's see some of that christian porn!

sedated
01-30-2007, 09:08 PM
I could post pornography. I could post pictures of people being shot up. I could get on here and scream I hate America.

that would be making yourself useful




All because I proclaim the truth about Jesus Christ.

And it freaks...you....out.

There's some convicting of some hearts going on around here I think.


f*ck off freak.

no one cares about you, even your own mother

and god hates you for pushing him on strangers like some worthless, starving encyclopedia salesman.

praise allah, zeus, and your mom's ginormous vag

Baconeater
01-30-2007, 09:10 PM
None of it would cause this reaction.
So you're here just to get a reaction?

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 09:10 PM
that would be making yourself useful







f*ck off freak.

no one cares about you, even your own mother

and god hates you for pushing him on strangers like some worthless, starving encyclopedia salesman.

praise allah, zeus, and your mom's ginormous vag
Don't forget the fat guy, he was cool too

Dartgod
01-30-2007, 09:12 PM
So you're here just to get a reaction?
The very definition of a troll.

Cave Johnson
01-30-2007, 09:45 PM
exactly what im talking about.

that WOULD be ok here. so would violence.

but not Jesus Christ.

What about the Virgin Mary? She doesn't get enough pub also.

Buck
01-30-2007, 09:45 PM
God Damnit stop making this guy a ****ing prophet and drop it, damn.

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 09:48 PM
What about the Virgin Mary? She doesn't get enough pub also.
Mary is cool, but you don't talk about her. Believer, this is the true prophet.

sedated
01-30-2007, 09:51 PM
What about the Virgin Mary?

I don't care what the book says.

she got f*cked. and she liked it.



cum was dripping of that chin like melted ice cream on a hot summer day

Count Alex's Losses
01-30-2007, 09:53 PM
Hey Believer...

I hate Jesus more because of you. BECAUSE OF YOU.

ChiTown
01-30-2007, 09:54 PM
I don't care what the book says.

she got f*cked. and she liked it.



cum was dripping of that chin like melted ice cream on a hot summer day

Woa, woa, woa!

Wow. Was that necessary? Daayum.

Priest4Prez
01-30-2007, 09:54 PM
believer is like cartman, he has it all wrong.

sedated
01-30-2007, 09:55 PM
if only the 3rd wiseman had brought antifreeze

Smed1065
01-30-2007, 10:00 PM
NSFW

Virgin Mary Meets Porn Star
More films from the German competition of the Oberhausen short film festival

http://www.ce-review.org/00/22/kinoeye22_dewit.html

NSFW

Ari Chi3fs
01-30-2007, 10:14 PM
"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only begotten Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

JOhn 3:16

:-)

boogblaster
01-30-2007, 10:45 PM
Im going to bed now..

Buck
01-30-2007, 10:46 PM
Hey I found a video of believer

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listopencil
01-31-2007, 02:02 AM
I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a God I would like to thank him/her for that ass in your sig. It's great

Believer
01-31-2007, 06:48 AM
if only the 3rd wiseman had brought antifreeze


im sure the other "Christians" on this site will stand up to take issue with this post, right?

OR, they will choose the world over their God.

You see, you cant serve two masters.

any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.

NewChief
01-31-2007, 06:52 AM
im sure the other "Christians" on this site will stand up to take issue with this post, right?

OR, they will choose the world over their God.

You see, you cant serve two masters.

any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.

You're right!

Sedated....

YOU"RE GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU SORRY SON OF A GOAT!!! MY GOD WILL VENGEFULLY STRIKE YOU DOWN FOR THE WORDS YOU SAY. BEWARE, MY GOD IS A GOD OF VENGEANCE AND MIGHT. HIS TERRIBLE SWIFT SWORD SHALL CHOP YOU IN TWO AND FEED YOUR ENTRAILS TO THE PIGS!!! DIE BLASPHEMERE!!!!!!


Thanks for the wakeup call Believer. I feel much closer to god, now.

rad
01-31-2007, 07:19 AM
im sure the other "Christians" on this site will stand up to take issue with this post, right?

OR, they will choose the world over their God.

You see, you cant serve two masters.

any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.

You are no better than Adolf Hitler.

sedated
01-31-2007, 08:36 AM
im sure the other "Christians" on this site will stand up to take issue with this post, right?

OR, they will choose the world over their God.

You see, you cant serve two masters.

any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

please don't ban this guy

Reerun_KC
01-31-2007, 08:50 AM
wow!!! You guys are spending a lot of energy worrying about me.

Why?? .

Beats me, I am just tired of hearing you beat your own drum....

What is so threatening about some guy posting about Jesus Christ.. Its not... Without Jesus none of this would be possible.

Unless....its making you a little uncomfortable. Because its making you look at yourself... Would be less uncomfortable if you would just give it a rest. Look, we dont mind your beliefs or preaching, just deliver the message with honey, not vinegar...

The hell, fire and brimstone crap died in the 80's Teach us by being a great leader and stop preaching at us.

I could post pornography. I could post pictures of people being shot up. I could get on here and scream I hate America.... Dont be a dork, think before you speak.


All because I proclaim the truth about Jesus Christ.

And it freaks...you....out.

There's some convicting of some hearts going on around here I think.
No that is not it, like i said be a teacher of the gospel not a preacher. People will listen when you come with an educated discussion, but blasting people and calling people out on a football forum about Jesus, will get you ran right up the flag pole.

Like Htismaqe said, it is not the message but the way you deliver the message.

Remember Teacher not Preacher. I wont listen to a Preacher! Never have never will, but a teacher of the word of Christ? absolutely!

Just stop being a butt and listen to others for just once.

Reerun_KC
01-31-2007, 08:55 AM
I don't care what the book says.

she got f*cked. and she liked it.



cum was dripping of that chin like melted ice cream on a hot summer day


WOW dude? That was wrong on every level.... There isnt any need for that... You can bash the guy personally, but to go to that extent is just down right communism....


Lets not do that anymore okay?

Groves
01-31-2007, 08:58 AM
any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.

Jesus was frequently silent in response to his detractors.

Was Jesus not a Christian? Was Jesus siding with the world? Was Jesus working with evil?

Context, man. Context.

stumppy
01-31-2007, 09:19 AM
Hey I found a video of believer



ROFLROFLROFL

Too many quotables too count. I swear I was thinking he was holding a phone book the exact same time the caller ask him if he was holding the yellow pages. Too bad there wasn't a phone number shown for him.

Sully
01-31-2007, 09:27 AM
im sure the other "Christians" on this site will stand up to take issue with this post, right?

OR, they will choose the world over their God.

You see, you cant serve two masters.

any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.

When you put Christian in parentheses like that, is it because you believe there are some here who call themselves Christians, who aren't really?
Or is it because you believe that someone who doesn't take up for you is not a Christian?

Sully
01-31-2007, 09:28 AM
ROFLROFLROFL

Too many quotables too count. I swear I was thinking he was holding a phone book the exact same time the caller ask him if he was holding the yellow pages. Too bad there wasn't a phone number shown for him.


There was toward the beginning.

ChiTown
01-31-2007, 09:45 AM
WOW dude? That was wrong on every level.... There isnt any need for that... You can bash the guy personally, but to go to that extent is just down right communism....


Lets not do that anymore okay?

I understand that Sedated was just trying to rib Believer, but I agree. That was a bit over-the-top. Communism? Umm, I'm not sure that applies. Extremism? Yes.

Cave Johnson
01-31-2007, 09:48 AM
I don't care what the book says.

she got f*cked. and she liked it.



cum was dripping of that chin like melted ice cream on a hot summer day

I was trying to post a pic of the Virgin Mary painting made from cow dung, but it wouldn't attach.

Saulbadguy
01-31-2007, 09:50 AM
I don't care what the book says.

she got f*cked. and she liked it.



cum was dripping of that chin like melted ice cream on a hot summer day
Maybe she only did anal.

NewChief
01-31-2007, 09:53 AM
I know that Believer is causing a lot of you to lash out in extreme ways against Christianity. That being said, please realize that much of what you post might also be offensive or upsetting to quite a few people other than Believer.

Yes, I know that a thick skin is required on CP, but I think that some people are caught up in a game of tasteless oneupmanship to strike out at Believer while forgetting that there are other (well respected) Christians on this board who might find the posts offensive.

Cave Johnson
01-31-2007, 09:53 AM
What would Jesus this about this movie?

Ultrachrist. What would Jesus (Jonathan C. Green) do if he returned to Earth and discovered he was wildly out of touch with modern trends? Don a Spandex costume and fight sin on the streets of New York City, of course! But as always, he faces several obstacles: a disapproving Father (Don Creech); the Antichrist, in the guise of the New York City Parks Commissioner (Samuel Bruce Campbell); and the temptations of a beautiful seamstress (Celia A. Montgomery).

http://www.leisuresuit.net/content/ultrachrist_diary4.shtml

I swear, this isn't me trying to casually mention the fact that I dated the girl on the right in the 2nd picture.

Simply Red
01-31-2007, 01:08 PM
I know that Believer is causing a lot of you to lash out in extreme ways against Christianity. That being said, please realize that much of what you post might also be offensive or upsetting to quite a few people other than Believer.

Yes, I know that a thick skin is required on CP, but I think that some people are caught up in a game of tasteless oneupmanship to strike out at Believer while forgetting that there are other (well respected) Christians on this board who might find the posts offensive.

I completely agree, some are overdoing it.

Kerberos
01-31-2007, 02:51 PM
I'm going to HELL just from reading this THREAD.

:banghead:


:cuss: Dammit Carl

.

El Jefe
01-31-2007, 03:55 PM
Sedated, I dont care what the book says she got f*cked. Hey man you know I dont care about you guys giving it to believer, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. I am a Christian as I have said and I find that statement to be very disrespectful and to be quite honest blasphemous. I really think you should watch what you say about subjects that people hold very dear to themselves. I think believer dug his grave but I see no reason to attack the doctrine of the Bible because quite honestly that is very disrespectful to us who believe in it and dont want to hear someone saying it isnt true. Priest4Prez, your jokes suck so you should stop because none of us want to hear the jokes you heard today during snack time.

Sully
01-31-2007, 03:58 PM
Some people say that when you look at some of the earlier versions of the books that ended up in the Bible that Mary was never referred to as a virgin.

sedated
01-31-2007, 04:31 PM
Sedated, I dont care what the book says she got f*cked. Hey man you know I dont care about you guys giving it to believer, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. I am a Christian as I have said and I find that statement to be very disrespectful and to be quite honest blasphemous. I really think you should watch what you say about subjects that people hold very dear to themselves. I think believer dug his grave but I see no reason to attack the doctrine of the Bible because quite honestly that is very disrespectful to us who believe in it and dont want to hear someone saying it isnt true.


ROFL

many beliefs get attacked here, and everywhere in life.

why should religion be exempt?



let me correct myself - why should YOUR religion be exempt?

Adept Havelock
01-31-2007, 04:39 PM
ROFL

many beliefs get attacked here, and everywhere in life.

why should religion be exempt?



let me correct myself - why should YOUR religion be exempt?


Yes indeed. Trite but true: Sacred cows make the best burgers.

Saulbadguy
01-31-2007, 04:49 PM
ROFL

many beliefs get attacked here, and everywhere in life.

why should religion be exempt?



let me correct myself - why should YOUR religion be exempt?
Exactly. People bag on Islam all the time, so Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, etc..should all be fair game.

go bowe
01-31-2007, 05:00 PM
Sedated, I dont care what the book says she got f*cked. Hey man you know I dont care about you guys giving it to believer, but you gotta draw the line somewhere. I am a Christian as I have said and I find that statement to be very disrespectful and to be quite honest blasphemous. I really think you should watch what you say about subjects that people hold very dear to themselves. I think believer dug his grave but I see no reason to attack the doctrine of the Bible because quite honestly that is very disrespectful to us who believe in it and dont want to hear someone saying it isnt true. Priest4Prez, your jokes suck so you should stop because none of us want to hear the jokes you heard today during snack time.speak for yourself...

i don't really care if someone finds posts on the planet to be disrespectful...

this is the planet...

we were having fun, whether you like it or not...

and we will no doubt continue to have fun, at your expense...

that's the way the planet is...

dumbassery is the lifeblood of this place...

deal with it or move on to a site that is more respectful of your religion...

seriously...

wutamess
01-31-2007, 05:43 PM
ROFL

many beliefs get attacked here, and everywhere in life.

why should religion be exempt?



let me correct myself - why should YOUR religion be exempt?

:stupid:

stumppy
01-31-2007, 05:54 PM
I was trying to post a pic of the Virgin Mary painting made from cow dung, but it wouldn't attach.



I'm having trouble attaching pipcs too.

Priest4Prez
01-31-2007, 05:55 PM
www.nolifetilmetal.com/images/believer_pic.jpg

JohninGpt
01-31-2007, 05:57 PM
I was trying to post a pic of the Virgin Mary painting made from cow dung, but it wouldn't attach.
Cowdung only sticks when it's fresh.

go bowe
02-02-2007, 01:50 PM
. . .any Christian who remains silent about this kind of thing is working with evil.oooh oooh, can i get a job working with evil?

that sounds cool, and what a tale for my grandkids to hear...

hey at least i'm not remaining silent... :p :p :p