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Ultra Peanut
02-02-2007, 11:08 AM
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/nfl/lil-ronnie-is-back-so-step-off-punk-233424.php

The Colts have rolled out an October Surprise, and it's a big one; raise the roof, people, for the return of Lil Ronnie! Or as he is now known on the south side of Naptown, "RonD." The then phat rappin' 12-year-old Swayzed from the scene after last winter's monster hit Super Bowl Bound, which told of his love for the Colts and "my homey Reggie Wayne." But now he's returned with Super Bowl Bound 2007 Remix, backed by other rappers on his new label, 31 South Entertainment. The Bears should just surrender now.

"Just one goal, Super Bowl Bound/
Matter of fact we rowdy in the Super Bowl now/
It's the three-one-seven, yeah the boys in blue, in the three-oh-five facing the three-one-two/
It's Joseph Addai, a thousand yards without a start/
And when the ball flies, you know it's caught by Dallas Clark ..."

Lil Ronnie is 13 now so his life is bitch city, yo, and he doesn't take no shit. Just check out his other new single, Let Yourself Go (you'll have to scroll down the page a bit), which is pretty much about him picking up girls on his bike ... just how Jay-Z does it. It includes the lyrics: "Naptown superstar, and that's no junk/I'm the best around, so step off, punk!"

Yes Brian Urlacher, you had best step off!

Bowser
02-02-2007, 11:11 AM
*insert witty ebonics reply here*

JBucc
02-02-2007, 11:15 AM
So he's 13 now....how many years would you say I'd get for beating him half to death? Anything less than 15 and I'd say it's worth it.

NJ Chief Fan
02-02-2007, 11:42 AM
This kid is a punk, I hope he gets to "gangsta" and commits a crime and gets brutally raped in the big house.

StcChief
02-02-2007, 11:51 AM
DaBears just break Manning in half.

Duck Dog
02-02-2007, 11:54 AM
Lil Ronnie is 13 now so his life is bitch city, yo, and he doesn't take no shit.

A 13 yo that doesn't take no shit. Good grief. :rolleyes: This is the part of our culture I might be the most embarrassed about.

Frazod
02-02-2007, 12:04 PM
Lil' Ronnie needs to DIE. :#

Fish
02-02-2007, 01:17 PM
This kid needs the cold bitter sting of disappointment rammed down his throat in the worst way...

Buck
02-02-2007, 02:03 PM
Ummm...Go Bears! Holla.

KcMizzou
02-02-2007, 02:50 PM
How embarrassing for Colts fans.

88TG88
02-02-2007, 03:18 PM
Lil' Ronnie needs to DIE. :#
:)

StcChief
02-02-2007, 03:22 PM
This kid needs the cold bitter sting of disappointment rammed down his throat in the worst way...
st.manning is just the ticket for that.

maybe then little (what his GF said) ronnie will :STFU:

Demonpenz
02-02-2007, 03:54 PM
shit by the time was 13 I was knee deep in da game. Ain
t nothing new.

Count Zarth
02-02-2007, 10:08 PM
So now he's turned into a frontrunning fag. PIECE OF LILLY-LIVERED SHIT. GO **** YOURSELF, KID.

crazycoffey
02-02-2007, 10:10 PM
So now he's turned into a frontrunning fag. PIECE OF LILLY-LIVERED SHIT. GO **** YOURSELF, KID.


you know what it is like to be a lilly livered shit, don't you


come on faggot lets go.

KcMizzou
02-02-2007, 10:17 PM
you know what it is like to be a lilly livered shit, don't you


come on pillowbiter lets go.Oh for Christ's sake.

LMAO

|Zach|
02-02-2007, 10:19 PM
A 13 yo that doesn't take no shit. Good grief. :rolleyes: This is the part of our culture I might be the most embarrassed about.
What "part" of our culture are referring too?

Count Zarth
02-02-2007, 10:19 PM
you know what it is like to be a lilly livered shit, don't you


come on pillowbiter lets go.

What do you propose?

Count Zarth
02-02-2007, 10:19 PM
What "part" of our culture are referring too?

13-year-olds that don't take shit.

|Zach|
02-02-2007, 10:20 PM
What do you propose?
A No Life Off?

crazycoffey
02-02-2007, 10:25 PM
What do you propose?


that you admit you're an ass.

crazycoffey
02-02-2007, 10:26 PM
Mr. Wendler

KcMizzou
02-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Mr. WendlerSuddenly I have a song by Arrested Developement in my head.

|Zach|
02-02-2007, 10:27 PM
Suddenly I have a song by Arrested Developement in my head.
No here brother man here have two.

Count Zarth
02-02-2007, 10:31 PM
that you admit you're an ass.

I am an ass. HEE-HAW!

KcMizzou
02-02-2007, 10:31 PM
No here brother man here have two.Exactly. :thumb:

KcMizzou
02-02-2007, 10:32 PM
I am an ass. HEE-HAW!
If you start singing Camptown Races, I'm leaving.

crazycoffey
02-02-2007, 10:36 PM
Clayton

crazycoffey
02-02-2007, 10:37 PM
C Wendler
We don't post personal info of that nature -Z

Count Zarth
02-02-2007, 10:38 PM
Please don't call my grandfather.